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Dr. Summers:
Your answers are...unique, in summation.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
I assure you I can handle it, Doctor.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
Your behaviour is sociopathic.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
[chuckles] I’m sorry?

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
You work on perception, the perception of others. How you think they'll feel. This influences your actions and thoughts more so than your own emotions. Deceit and manipulation are the essential characteristics of the disorder- you excel at both.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
Deceit and manipulation are generalities that can apply to anyone who lies, and everyone lies, including you, Dr. Summers.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
That may be true, but not everyone believes their own lies.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
Why would I delude myself?

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
Because you don't want anyone to see your vulnerabilities.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
I don’t strike you as confident?..

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
Confident people admit to their flaws. You don't. Instead, you smile, a lot.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
You're confident. What are your flaws?

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
I can be aggressive, like you pointed out earlier. I also pick at my nails when I get nervous.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
Nobody’s perfect.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dr. Summers:
Precisely. The harder a person fights to be perfect, the more he suppresses his true nature.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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Neal:
[suddenly very insecure] I’m..I’m reformed.

White Collar, Season 5  Show Quote

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[Panda is revealed to have survived the zombie attack, and tries to serve the others who have turned into zombies salad]

Panda:
[serves a bowl to Ice Bear] Okay, here's your vegan Thai salad, [serves another salad to Grizz] and here's yours. Enjoy.

Ice Bear:
[shoves his bowl off the table] Brains.

Panda:
Huh?

Grizzly:
[throws his bowl away] BRAINNNS!!

Panda:
What? You guys need to eat your veggies! You can't just have brains all the time!

Ranger Tabes:
[appears from outside the kitchen] Brains?

Panda:
[irritated] Ugh! Why am I allergic to a hundred things but immune to zombies?!

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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[Charlie turns back to his Bigfoot form]

Charlie:
[checks his hands] Whoa. I'm not normal!

Grizzly:
[from offscreen] ...definitely the best pizza place.

Charlie:
[turns to find the Bears having a picnic] Bears!

Grizzly and Panda:
[the Bears turn to see Charlie] Huh?

Panda:
Oh, hey!

Charlie:
All right, what's my name? Where did you guys come from? Do you - do you have the urge to arrest me?

Panda:
You're Charlie, of course!

Grizzly:
We came from the cave and wanted to have a picnic with you.

Ice Bear:
Ice Bear always has urge to arrest.

Charlie:
[heaves a sigh of relief] Phew. Back to normal.

Grizzly:
[raises his paw] So? [shows him the pizza they are having] Do you want to join?

Charlie:
[takes his seat] Sure, that'd be great.

Grizzly:
All right, man, dig in.

Charlie:
[takes his slice] Thanks, fellas.

[The Bears lift up their paws to reveal they are now fathers to their baby counterparts (from their pouches), astonishing Charlie]

Baby Grizzly:
Oh boy, pizza time!

Baby Panda:
I hope my slice is vegetarian.

Panda:
[pulls out a part of his slice to share with Baby Panda] It is!

[The Bears share their slices with their baby counterparts, and as the Baby Bears are munching, Baby Charlie pops out from Charlie's pouch as well]

Baby Charlie:
Y'all gonna share with me?

Charlie:
Well, the more the merrier. [shares his slice with Baby Charlie as they all dig in]

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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[Rodolfo is injured and is sent to the hospital. A doctor examines an X-ray of Rodolfo's leg, which is fractured]

Doctor:
Lo siento, muchachito, pero (I'm sorry, little boy, but) you have a slight fracture. Unfortunately, this means you won't be able to wrestle for a while.

Rodolfo:
I understand. Gracias, Doctor.

Baby Grizzly:
[The baby bears approach Rodolfo] Uh, hey, Rodolfo. [They get up to the bed] Uh, how you feeling? We, uh... We really feel bad about this.

Baby Panda:
I feel the worst. [shows him a drawing of himself running in the rain screaming "PERDON!!", which means "sorry" in Spanish] Hopefully this makes you feel better. It's a drawing of me running in the rain screaming "I'm sorry."

Rodolfo:
Wow. Deep.

Baby Panda:
Thank you. It's the least I could do.

Rodolfo:
[sighing] I was really excited for the Lucha Libre tournament. I feel like I had a chance to win the prize money and pay for Simon's surgery.

Baby Panda:
Who's Simon?

Rodolfo:
Simon is my best friend. Vente (Come in), Simon!

[Enter Simon the dog, who is wheelchair-bound. He looks around the ward sniffing, and tries to enter but bumps into the door]

Rodolfo:
He's also not very smart. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't even have enough money to pay for my own surgery.

Baby Grizzly:
Hmm. Huh? [turns around to find Rodolfo's mask and sport bag. Turns back to Roldofo] Rodolfo, we'll get you that money.

Baby Panda:
[to Baby Grizz] Um, how?

Baby Grizzly:
We're gonna compete in the Lucha Libre tournament!

Baby Panda:
What? But I can't fight! My bones are too fragile.

Baby Grizzly:
[to Baby Panda] Eh, no worries. You can be our manager!

Baby Panda:
Ooh!

Rodolfo:
This is a bad idea, ositos. You guys really shouldn't enter. There are some tough opponents in this year's tournament.

Baby Grizzly:
[confident] Ohh, they better be tough, 'cause we're bringing the heat.

We Bare Bears, Season 4  Show Quote

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Humphrey Ker:

When I was a young boy, I had a Rubik's cube

But that was before I discovered good YouTube

If I'd stuck with the toy I'd probably be a banker

But instead I spend my time on the net, and now I am a wanker!

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Neil Mullarkey:

La la la la la la la, la la la la laa

La la la la la laa, Rubik cube

La la la la la la la, la la la la laa

River Danube!

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Season 6  Show Quote

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Artemus:
[pointing to a young lady peddling toys for charity] Since when are you interested in, uh, toys?

Jim West:
Toys, no. Dolls, yes.

Wild, Wild West  Show Quote

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Artemus:
[dressed as a preacher] And now for a little song that I wrote myself, entitled, 'Never Make Friends With the Devil, Brother; His Pitchfork Will Get You in the End.'

Wild, Wild West  Show Quote

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Artemus:
What’s that, another gadget? What happens when you twist that?

[sound of chain being ripped from mortar]

Artemus:
I see... it comes out of the wall.

Wild, Wild West  Show Quote

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