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Lum Invader:
I don't care if it's a lie. I just want you to say it. (Movie 5)

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Lum Invader:
Darling, you IDIOT! Do ya wanna really forget about me!? (Movie 5)

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Lum Invader:
Even if it takes a "lifetime", I'll make ya say it! (Movie 5)

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Ataru Moroboshi:
I refuse! I'd sooner go to Iscandar than fight and be killed by an Oni! (Episode 1)

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Ataru Moroboshi:
on his game of tag with Lum: But to grab those horns, naturally I've gotta grab the body first... (Episode 1)

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Ataru Moroboshi:
speaking English while flirting with a girl in Hawaii: Hi! I'm Ataru Moroboshi, Number One Japanese Boy! Please date with me!

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Ataru Moroboshi:
I'm gonna run away from home! Will that make you happy?! WAAAAAAAAA!!!! [runs out the front door in his sock feet, then comes back for a second to put his shoes on] Damn it! [runs back out the door] WAAAAAAAA!!!! (Episode 2)

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Ataru Moroboshi:
When will you learn that I always do things without thinking of the consequences? (Movie 2)

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Ataru Moroboshi:
I HATE YOUR GUTS! (Movie 5)

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Ataru Moroboshi:
You idiot, if I say "I love you" under these circumstances, How do you know if I was telling the truth? (Movie 5)

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Ataru Moroboshi:
I'll never forget, I'll... never... forget..., I'LL NEVER FORGET! ...you, Lum... [collapses] (Movie 5)

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Pa Monk:
[after he sees Lyle pummeled in by big waves] Aahh! Lyle's in trouble! We gotta help him. Where's the life ring?

Pea Monk:
Right there.

Pa Monk:
Hang on, Lyle! [throws] Help is on the way! [notices life ring still there besides him] Huh? What did I throw?

[Pa has thrown the pea monk, who screams as he flies into the ocean.]

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[Mordecai is guarding the entrance gate, Haman enters with his playing cards.]

Haman:
Well, hello there! [Mordecai doesn't respond] I guess there's not much to say, eh Mordecai? Seeing how in two days, you'll be waking up in Chuckle City! Ha! Y'know, I just came from dinner with the king and queen, and they invited me over again tomorrow night! Heh, I guess they must like me. Why don't you like me, Mordecai?

Mordecai:
Eeesh... [turns away from Haman]

Haman:
Y'know, it wouldn't be too hard to show me that you like me. Just a little bow, that's all. Is that so hard? Eh, who knows? I'm a very influential guy. I might be able to work something out for you and your family...

Mordecai:
[angrily turns to Haman] Arrogance is not fitting for a fool, Haman! Much less is lying fitting for a right hand man! I'll NEVER bow to you!

Haman:
[drops the cards in shock] HRRRGGG... Oh, yeah?! Well, maybe this "foolish right hand man" can arrange for you to take your trip to Tickle Town TONIGHT!! [storms off]

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[Esther finally shows courage and asserts herself by her thought]

Esther:
Your highness, someone is plotting against my family. Tomorrow, my people and I will be banished to the Island of Perpetual Tickling!

King Xerxes:
What? Banish my queen? Who would dare?

Esther:
[angrily; turns to Haman] It's Haman!

[Haman feels shocked about it.]

King Xerxes:
Is this true?

Haman:
I don't know what she's talking about. She's crazy!

Esther:
It is true!

King Xerxes:
Can you prove this charge?

Haman:
I'm telling you, she's making it up!

[Esther shows the edict paper of Mordecai]

King Xerxes:
Wait a minute, that's Mordecai. I just gave him a parade!

Esther:
Mordecai is my cousin. His family is MY family!

[Haman squeals, King Xerxes gasps]

King Xerxes:
[angrily] You had me banish the man who saved my life and my own queen?!

[Haman squeals again]

King Xerxes:
For your punishment Haman, you are to be sent to The Island of Perpetual Tickling, along with anyone else who dares scheme against my queen and her family!

[The Grim Tickler slams the door open to Esther's home, going towards Haman.]

Haman:
NOOOOOOO!!!! [The Grim Tickler tickles Haman with his feather and Haman laughs as he is tickled out the door, just like with the Peaoni Brothers.] Oh no, ple-he-he-ase stop it! Please sto-ha-ha-hap! Ha-ha, you're killing me, ha! Ha-ha-pretty please?

Narrator:
So Haman got what was coming to him, and then some. And Mordecai, this is my favorite part, (Markus gives Mordecai a paper) he got Haman's old job. The number two guy in the whole kingdom! Not bad.

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Omelet (Jimmy Gourd):
But soft, 'tis Ophelia. [no response; Omelet repeats with emphasis] But soft! Tis Ophelia!

Mr. Lunt:
[from off-stage, wearing a pink dress] But I don't wanna do it! It's embarrassing!

Arcibald Asparagus:
Don't be ridiculous! It's tradition! In Shakespeare's day, all the women's roles were played by men! [shoves Lunt out onto the stage]

Mr. Lunt:
I think we're gonna get letters about this... [in character] 'Tis I, the fair Ophelia.

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Omelet:
To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to share my eggs cooked light and fluffy, or to scarf down the whole thing myself. To share, or not to share.

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Percy Pea:
You guess where my ships are.

Omelet (Jimmy Gourd):
2B?

Percy Pea:
Not 2B.

Omelet:
Drat. Uh your turn.

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Sven:
[sings] You guys go ahead. We'll catch uuuuuuuuup!

Otar:
Uh, Sven? You don't have to sing.

Sven:
[sings] But it's a muuuuuusicaaaaaaal!

Otar:
Yeah, I know, but you don't have to sing every line in a musical. Talking's okay too.

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Sven:
[sings] If Olaf finds ooouuuttt, you'll be in biiiig troooouuuuubllllle!

Otar:
Uh, you can just talk.

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Olaf (Mr. Nezzer):
[as the storm rolls in] Why, that little viking is in big trouble!

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Olaf:
[sings] What do you think you're doing?

Lyle (Junior):
I was...

Olaf:
[sings] Giving them stuff back?

Lyle:
Um, yeah?

Olaf:
[sings] Now, there's a storm a-brewing and you're the one that's under attack!

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Jude (Jean Claude):
Happy trails, dreamer! [all the peas laughing]

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Little Joe (Larry):
Okay. No, I still don't see anything.

Jude (Jean Claude):
Well then, how about... NOW!?!

Little Joe:
[gets pushed, and falls into the mineshaft] WHOA!!!!

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Little Joe (Larry):
Hey! Desperados! You better come to your senses! [muffling]

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