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Bumblebee:
(robotic voice) Malfunction! Malfunction!

Strongarm:
Now, look what you did! You've made him malfunction!

Sideswipe:
So?

Fixit:
We need to switch him off before he makes a real mess!

Grimlock:
But how?

Fixit:
I don't know!

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Jetstorm:
Believe me, sir! Fixit does not have any courage whatsoever!

Fixit:
I do too have courage! [poses heroically] See?

Slipstream:
If you want to show us true courage then prove it!

Fixit:
Alright then! I will!

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[a huge pile of stasis pods collapses]

Jetstorm:
We must get out of here! [starts running]

Slipstream:
Indeed! [starts running also]

[The Minis try to escape but the stasis pods fall on them, trapping them in the process]

Jetstorm:
Now look what you've done!

Slipstream:
I thought it was your fault!

Jetstorm:
[sighs] Anyways, we must call for assistance. We must let the others know where we are.

Slipstream:
Indeed!

Jetstorm:
[activates his COMM. unit] Mayday! Mayday! This is Jetstorm requesting assistance! We need help!

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Bumblebee:
They must be around somewhere under this pile.

Fixit:
I have their signals but I can't pinpoint them anywhere.

Sideswipe:
I found a small gap but none of us bigger bots can get through it.

Fixit:
Since I'm the smallest, I shall rescue Jetstorm and Slipstream.

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Optimus Prime:
Bumblebee, I can see that you still do not know how to be a leader. So, I am sending you to an old boarded up mansion in the ghost town of the Far West. There, you will find a bookshelf and on it is a journal written by the Primes themselves. Take your team with you in case of Decepticon activity. Good luck! [disappears]

Bumblebee:
Yes! The Far West! I have always wanted to see what that place is like.

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Sideswipe:
There's four different paths.

Bumblebee:
Okay. Fixit, you and I will take the right path. Drift and Strongarm, you take the middle. Grimlock and Sideswipe, you take the left. Jetstorm and Slipstream, you take the far left. Questions?

Other 'Bots:
Nope.

Bumblebee:
Good. Let's move.

[The 'Bots head off in different directions. Bumblebee and Fixit continue down their path]

Fixit:
Lieutenant, are you sure that the bookshelf is down this hallway somewhere?

Bumblebee:
Yes. Now keep up, will ya? I don't want anyone on this team getting lost. Especially me.

Fixit:
Well, at least there aren't any booby... [falls through a trap door] ...traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps! [disappears]

Bumblebee:
You're right. Now, keep up and let's move on, Fixit. [hears nothing] Fixit? [looks behind him] Fixit? Oh, no! [activates his COMM. Link] Has anyone seen Fixit?

Strongarm:
No, lieutenant. But we'll keep an optic out for him.

Bumblebee:
If any of you find Fixit, make sure he stays with you. Any way you can.

Strongarm:
Understood.

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[Slipstream gets caught in a tapestry on the wall and it spins round to where Sideswipe and Grimlock are and they gasp in horror]

Grimlock:
You saw that, right?

Sideswipe:
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

[the two 'Bots run off in terror and the wall swings back round to Jetstorm and Slipstream falls out]

Slipstream:
I think I broke my leg.

Jetstorm:
[starts walking in the other direction] Well, at least we can't get separated.

[Slipstream gets up and follows Jetstorm. However, the two Minis fall through a trap door and land on Fixit]

Fixit:
Oh, hi, guys.

Jetstorm:
Fixit! We were looking for you.

Fixit:
I was trying to find a way out.

[Up above]

Strongarm:
Fixit!

Drift:
Fixit!

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Optimus Prime:
I need you on earth Bumblebee

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Vash:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M LIKE A SITTING DUCK OVER HERE! I'M DEFENSELESS!

(bandit fires towards the voice but Vash grabs his gun, fires a smiley-face in a rock and holds him at gunpoint)

Bandit:
Oh, shit!

Vash:
Now, stand real still! You wouldn't want this gun to go off, would you?

Bandit:
I FOUND HIM! HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE, BOSS!

Vash:
Uh, would you mind lowering your gun like a good boy?

Bandit:
Forget it!

Vash:
You don't like pain, do you?

Bandit:
I'm used to it!

Vash:
Well, I'll feel sorry for your wife and kids, you'll make 'em cry...

Bandit:
I ain't got no kids and most women find me pretty offensive so I'm single!

Vash:
Sound like a pretty lonely life.

Bandit:
I'm telling you... (turns around) ... you have to die! It would sure make us all very happy if you do!

Vash:
(smiles) Sorry, I don't do requests!

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Bandit Leader:
Our fate is being partners. The only possible way he can be happy is when I'm happy!

Vash:
(sarcastic) That's just beautiful!

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Vash:
And I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark. Especially if it's the heart of a beautiful lady. BANG! ~Vash

Ooo scaaary. Later!

Vash:
Thanks a lot, dream wrecker

Vash:
*snort* SCARRRRYYYYYYYY!

Vash:
Ahh, I was so sure it would work out this time. She was such a cutie, but I guess there's no way it could have worked; I don't want to get arrested, and this one will probably be blamed on me too... Ahh.

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Vash:
(Slurred) Nightpatrol? Wow thats really great aren't these girls wonderful?

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Vash:
Look do you see that little girl, her mother promised to buy her something with her money that used to be in that bank.

Frank:
you know her?

Vash:
Nah I just made it up.

Frank:
Whatdya plan to do with that gun?

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Vash:
I intend to use it create equality and peace throughout the world!

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Tru:
I need to borrow your car.

Harrison:
That is so weird. I was just coming to…

Tru:
No, you weren't gonna come and get me. And if I were you, I'd stay away from the trifecta too.

Harrison:
That is so not fair! You know what I did and I don't.

Tru:
Look, you let me down, Harrison. Again. Nothing you haven't done 1000 times before. And you know what? Lindsay says the same exact thing about you too.

Harrison:
Well excuse me, I made a mistake. I'm not lucky like you: you screw up, and it's "Oh what am I gonna do? You know what, I'll just redo it!"

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Jack:
Hey Jack.

Tru:
Hey Tru.

Jack:
You had to write it down.

Tru:
Just so the functionally literate wouldn't drink my soda.

Jack:
Right... Can't be too careful, what with the big soda shortage I've been reading so much about.

Tru:
Ha... and here I was thinking you couldn't read.

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Jordan:
Isn't showing up the least you can do?

Tru:
Funny, I thought the same thing about my dad my last 10 birthdays.

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Davis:
Oh, thank God.

Tru:
Its okay, Davis. I'm in one piece. And Michelle lives to see another day.

Davis:
I'll reserve judgement whether that's a good thing or not. So did the medallion…? Did it keep you safe?

Tru:
No, Davis. It was you who kept me safe. You called the police.

Davis:
Well what about the hostage?

Tru:
Well that's just it, there isn't one. This guy isn't taking a different hostage each time, it's the same girl at every location. They're a team.

Davis:
Just like Bonnie and Clyde.

Tru:
Kind of, except in this case, Clyde uses Bonnie as a fake hostage.

Davis:
Well that's an interesting twist.

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Tru:
Listen, Harrison, I think it's sweet that you remembered your three-month anniversary, but I'm not giving you any money

Harrison:
Why would you think that? Why...? Why do reliving days suck for me? Hmm? So, what did I do?

Tru:
You went to the track and lost everything I gave you, so I'm sorry but you're gonna have to be more creative.

Harrison:
Yeah, but...

Tru:
And I'm gonna do you an even bigger favor today. I'm gonna borrow your car, so you can't go to the track at all.

Harrison:
No, wait…

Tru:
I gotta go

Harrison:
Wait, but...go on! Save everybody but me. [to himself] I gotta get a job! ...Nah.

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Jack:
Do you like working here? The reason I ask is, you don't look like your average morgue attendant.

Tru:
Oh yeah and what do I look like then?

Jack:
You look like a girl who takes things way to seriously, someone who should be enjoying life but probably spends Friday nights home alone, watching TV, eating a microwave dinner.

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Tru:
What do you do on Friday nights?

Jack:
Why don't you tell me?

Tru:
Well you don't stay in, that's for sure. Coz that'd mean you'd be alone and you're not a guy who's all that keen on being alone. So you go out, to a bar, a club and after a few hours you return home. Sometimes solo but usually with some nameless, faceless, shameless girl who just doesn't understand you. But either way, by the end of the night your alone, in front of the TV, eating a microwave dinner.

Jack:
I don't own a microwave.

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Jack:
You still haven't answered my question? Do you like it here?

Tru:
Actually I do.

Jack:
I understand.

Tru:
You do? 'Cause not everyone does.

Jack:
Well that's because most people believe that only the living need help.

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Davis:
We were married. For a year.

Harrison:
You're married?

Davis:
And, er…I was supposed to meet Haley at her mother's. We were going to a restaurant for our anniversary dinner. And I'd been working late here, and I was going out to my car and the gas had all been drained from the tank, and the tyres were flat. There was this crazy woman there, telling me that I had to call my wife, and prevent her from getting in her car, and getting on the freeway

Harrison:
Crazy woman? What?

Tru:
Our mother.

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Tru:
It's not just that. This whole superhero thing, all the running around I do…it's hard enough to keep the friends I have, let alone make new ones.

Davis:
Well traditionally, superheroes don't have many friends. Just a close-knit group of allies and confidants.

Tru:
Well I'm 22 years old Davis. I need more than allies and confidants.

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