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The mob scares away Angel Martins ghost writer:

The Rockford Files, Season 4  Show Quote

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Answering Machine:
I'm the guy who hit your car in the parking lot. I don't have any insurance...I just wanted you to know how really sorry I am. If it makes you feel any better, I hurt my arm.

The Rockford Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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[Jim is picking a lock]

Rita:
What are you doing? That's illegal!

Jim:
Rita, on my best day I'm borderline.

The Rockford Files, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Belle Labelle:
Are you the Lance White who saved Mr. Hillman's life a long, long time ago when the Mob was moving in at the club and threatening his wife and four grandchildren?

Lance:
[modestly] Let's just say it's closer than I like to come.

Jim:
[unimpressed] Isn't it about time for an intermission? I'm out of popcorn!

The Rockford Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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Jim:
No doubt about it, Lance is perfect. It's his only flaw!

The Rockford Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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Jim:
[to Rocky, explaining the difference between fictional detectives and the real thing] His gun is deadly... mine is in a cookie jar.

The Rockford Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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Jim:
[after Dennis is promoted from Sergeant] I told you Rocky, I told everybody he was going to do it. A Lieutenant, that's great!

Dennis:
There's only one problem, Lieutenant Chapman, from here on out, I gotta call him Doug.

[everyone laughs]

The Rockford Files, Season 5  Show Quote

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Jim:
Does he have any other relatives around here?

Lucy:
No

Jim:
Oh!

Lucy:
Maybe you could leave your name and address.

Jim:
Then you expect to hear from him?

Lucy:
No.

The Rockford Files, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Anne:
You know what, I think you're getting curves.

Amy:
(stuttering) No, I don't think so.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Adrian:
Date nights are for people who aren't having sex.

Grace:
Oh, my parents have plenty of sex.

Adrian:
How do you know?

Grace:
I'm just assuming.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Betty:
Tom, I need you to know something. If you don't pay me the money, a very mean guy is gonna come and beat you up with a bag of oranges that he keeps in his trunk.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ashley:
(about her father) Okay, Mom, you have to let him come home. I don't care if people knows that she's pregnant, or that he had an affair, or that you're doing whatever with Ben's dad, but I do care that people know we're poor. That is the ultimate humiliation!

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ben:
(to Mr. Molina) And what are you doing to yourself? Do you have anyone in your life, or are you just too scared of being miserable to get involved? Well, I'd rather be miserable and involved. That's just me.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mimsy:
(to Amy) No shame. Not a moment of shame. Not with me, because I'm so proud of you. You are a wonderful girl! You are a wonderful girl! So, you're going to have a baby, so what? Who cares? Life must have wanted another beautiful creature on this planet. Who knows Life's plan? We don't know how this is all going to turn out... whether this is going to be a good thing or a bad thing, so don't worry about it, not a bit!

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Amy:
Ashley, you're going to be late for school.

Ashley:
At least I won't be late for my period.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Amy:
Ben, I already told my mother it was Ricky's baby.

Adrian:
What did ya do that for?

Ben (snaps at Adrian):
Would you stay out of this please? (to Amy) What did ya do that for?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

George:
How did Amy get in this situation anyway?

Ashley:
Band camp.

George:
See? I knew that French horn would come to no good!

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

George:
(about him and Anne) We're just taking a break. No one said anything about divorce here. We just need some time alone. Some time to think. I've got to go. I don't want you blaming yourself for anything that happens, all right? Because it's got nothing to do with you or Amy. Sometimes, things just happen.

Ashley:
(backs away) "Things just happen"? No, things don't just happen. Things just happen when...why'd you have to cheat on her, man? I mean, she's pretty, she's smart, she's nice, and she's my mother! How could you leave her? How could you leave us, especially now?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

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Ashley:
You're not going on a business trip, are you? (about her mother) What, did she kick you out of the house or something?

George:
No one kicks me out of my house. You mind your own business and be a good girl.

Ashley:
You seeing someone. You got a girlfriend or something?

George:
This is not a conversation a father has with his daughter. And no, I'm not seeing someone. Your mother may think I am, but I'm not.

Ashley:
Just don't go.

George:
You know how you always want to be treated older, like an adult? Well, now...now is a good time to grow up a little bit and realize that things don't always work out like you want them to.

Ashley:
(near tears) Please don't go, okay? I promise I'll do anything you want. I mean, I'll wear long skirts or high jeans. I won't wear makeup, and I won't dye my hair, and I'll get good grades, and I'll make decent friends like you're always telling me to. Just, Dad, please.

George:
Ash, honey, please. This is hard enough.

Ashley:
(crying) Dad.

George:
(hugs her) It's not like I'm not gonna be around. I'll be around. I'll always be around for you.

Ashley:
No, you won't. And I don't want to have divorced parents. Everyone has divorced parents. I don't want to be like everyone else.

George:
I know, sweetheart. I know.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

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Grace:
I'm not a hero. I'm in big trouble.

Tom:
You're a hero and you're in big trouble. What happened to Ricky's shirt? He's topless!

Grace:
I don't know.

Tom:
He's bad.

Grace:
No he's isn't, i'm bad, I should never have threatened anyone. I don't know what I was thinking. Please, please, please do not say anything to mom and dad.

Tom:
They are still going to find out.

Grace:
Maybe not.

Tom:
Yes, they are.

Grace:
OK fine, but let me tell them.

Tom:
Let me tell them.

Grace:
No you can't cause you don't know what happened.

Tom:
Yes, I do.

Grace:
No you only know what you saw, I can explain, I'll explain, you have to let me explain.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Marc:
Any plans for college?

Adrian:
Maybe. I hear Indiana University has an awesome sex education programme.

Marc:
Awesome, huh? I saw that you almost got a perfect score on the verbal study of PSAT. You know Columbia's got a great English lit department. Bet you'd really love New York.

Adrian:
Well I really love sex...

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Grace:
Well, they're my parents. I have to do what they tell me. Don't you do what your parents tell you?

Ricky:
Hell no!

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Anne:
(on Marsha Bowman) Are you kidding? She'd never let you wear that tube top.

Ashley:
Well you won't let me wear it either.

Anne:
You're wearing it aren't you?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Henry:
So, how many students do you think are having sex?

Alice:
High school students. 46.8%.

The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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