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Oyuki:
Oh, that's terrible...

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

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Oyuki:
If you do not apologize...I shall be angry.

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

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Oyuki:
Would you like some sherbert while you bathe?

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

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Oyuki:
So am I sarcastic, the stingiest person you know, or a cold-blooded businesswoman which is it...I am none of those, but that's quite alright with me.

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

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Benten:
Move it! Outta my way!

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

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Benten:
Hey Ran. It's a call from your '"treacherous snake".

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

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Ran:
Ran-chan shiawase! (Lil' Ran's so happy!)

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

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Arby:
[recurring line] Where is Jessica Hyde?

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Wilson:
Funny, seeing each other like this. I didn't expect you to be pretty, Becky.

Becky:
Thank you, Wilson. I think.

Wilson:
Ian, I didn't expect you to be...

Ian:
Tall?

Wilson:
No, black.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Becky:
What do you do?

Ian:
Well, think of the least interesting thing you could think of.

Becky:
IT. [Ian stares] Oh, no fucking way.

Ian:
Way fucking way. I also live with my mum.

Becky:
Jesus Christ, you're going to make me cry, Ian. What happened?

Ian:
I don't know. I really don't know.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Wilson:
[about The Utopia Experiments] Why you into it, then?

Ian:
Well, for the artwork. The stories, the sheer... imaginative vision. It's like opening a door into another world. Why diminish it by pretending it's real?

Wilson:
It's opening a door, all right, but what you don't realize is that it's opening a door... to reality.

Ian:
What does that even mean, Wilson?

Wilson:
I don't know, I'm a bit drunk.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Phillip:
There are certain genetic traits that are undeniably advantageous. Now I believe I've isolated a group of people who are genetically stronger...

The Assistant:
A group? Do you mean a race?

Phillip:
"Race" is not a term that scientists recognize, but yes, if you must, then race.

The Assistant:
That's the Third fucking Reich.

Phillip:
It's the opposite of that. I'm not talking about murder, I'm talking about allowing some to continue. A world without race. It's a race without racial fucking genocide!

– Utopia, Season 2  Show Quote

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Letts:
You know the person who had the greatest positive impact on the environment of this planet? Genghis Khan, because he massacred 40 million people. There was no one to farm the land, forests grew back, carbon was dragged out of the atmosphere. And had this monster not existed, there'd be another billion of us today, jostling for space on this dying planet.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Arby:
It's not easy, is it? Growing up without a childhood. I was brought up in an institution. My room was a cell, really. There was an air vent there. I drew pictures around it, faces to keep the Devil out. I was told I'm like this 'cause of early trauma. I disconnected. A beneficial side effect, I suppose.

Jessica:
I know this place.

Arby:
It was me. I killed Christos. I tied him to that tree. I broke arms and fingers, tore the skin from his body. And in the end, I opened his stomach, reached inside, and pulled out what was in my hand. I was 15 years old. But he didn't say one word. Didn't speak. Didn't say where you were. That's how much he loved you. I wanted you to know that you were loved, because I wasn't.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Jessica:
Where did he put them? I want those pages and I want...

Becky:
I know! You want Mr. Rabbit. But going off and killing him isn't going to make your father any less of a cock than he was!

Jessica:
You psychoanalyzing me, Becky? We best pals now? You want to wear my lipstick?

Becky:
Shit. You're wearing makeup.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Jessica:
We'll be outside. That's not to leave this room.

Becky:
Could say please.

Jessica:
Please, Becky, don't take the manuscript out of this room or I will rip your fucking head off.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Ian:
Then you make him disable all relays. Okay?

Michael:
And then... what if he doesn't do what I say?

Ian:
Hit him with the gun.

Michael:
What, like, the fat end?

Ian:
Yeah. The fat end.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Phillip:
Besides, there are three thousand five hundred species of mosquito. They've been around for a hundred million years. You think you can just yank them out of existence? I mean, you do realize half the birds in the Arctic tundra will starve to death. I mean, you have actually thought of that, or are you fucking idiots?

Scientist:
And how would you cure malaria?

Phillip:
Cure malaria? Why do you want to cure malaria? Malaria is doing a great job, leave malaria alone.

Scientist:
Young man, you are drunk.

Phillip:
Yes, I am. And in the morning we'll both still be cunts.

– Utopia, Season 2  Show Quote

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Milner:
What's wrong with curing malaria? Well wouldn't you want to make the world a better place?

Phillip:
Let me explain something to you. The sun throws a certain amount of energy onto this planet. We turn it into food, clothing, shelter, etc. It supports an amount of us, and it took 30,000 years for that amount to become one billion. Then we found a way to use ancient sunlight, sunlight trapped in oil and coal. We started to live off that. What happened? In just 130 years, our population doubled. The next billion took thirty years. The fourth billion has taken just 14. So here's the question. What do you think is going to happen when that oil and coal runs out in, say, a hundred years? When there's ten billion living on a planet that can support only one?

Milner:
I think we're going to tear each other apart.

Phillip:
At last, someone with an ounce of fucking brain. Malaria? The only disease that needs curing is us.

– Utopia, Season 2  Show Quote

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Ian:
Do you think it's actually possible to die of boredom? Because I was just going to staple my own tongue. That's how bored I am. I was going to staple my own fucking tongue in the hope that pain would give me some reprieve from the tedium of IT.

Joe:
Do you want to talk about it, buddy?

Ian:
No. No.

Joe:
Because self-harm is a key indicator...

Ian:
It's not self-harm, okay, Joe? Doing this job is self-harm.

– Utopia, Season 2  Show Quote

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Donaldson:
I've got this.

Becky:
Where did you get that?

Tony Bradley:
Christian, is that you?

Becky:
What have you got a gun for?

Donaldson:
It's for shooting people.

Tony Bradley:
Are you two together?

Becky:
Oh, fuck no.

– Utopia, Season 2  Show Quote

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Milner:
What do you see when you see me?

Wilson:
I see... someone who's killed thousands. Who murders, tortures, executes innocent children without hesitation. That's what I see.

Milner:
And do you think I wanted that? Do you think I wanted to be Mr. Rabbit? You're capable of more than you know, Wilson, believe me.

– Utopia, Season 2  Show Quote

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Lee:
I know it's hard but... I brush my teeth obsessively. Like the things we did are caught in me. In my mouth or... what about you?

Arby:
No, I just brush the normal amount.

– Utopia, Season 2  Show Quote

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Becky:
So she kissed you. On the mouth. Did you kiss her back?

Ian:
She held a gun to my head.

Becky:
Do you enjoy it? Well, I suppose she's attractive. In a skinny bitch evil murderess kind of way.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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