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Cyril: (About the painting) Fifty thousand dollars! I've seen better pictures on a cereal box! Cedric: I think it brightens up the room. Cyril: So does a lightbulb! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
(Bert has put peanut butter into Ralph's bouillabaisse) Ralph: (livid) Bert, you've ruined it! Bert: Well... it's only a matter of taste, Ralph. – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ralph: ...And in the end, we can truly say that Cyril Sneer was, without a doubt, truly... pink. – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: When I think of all the lying and cheating I've submitted myself to. All the years I've spent amassing my fortune, all the people close to me I've had to push aside... then I think of the bad stuff! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: I'm fading faster than a pair of jeans! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Melissa: How's your tribute coming along? Ralph: When all is said and done, Cyril Sneer was truly, truly... Melissa: Yes? Ralph: That's as far as I got! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Oil! Black gold! Texas tea! Barrels and barrels of beautiful crude! I'll be rich! I mean, richer! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Mammoth? You know all those refineries and tankers I ordered? I wanna return it all! And I want to return all those oil rigs too! ...What do you mean I can't return it? Brand new, never been used! Did I read the small print? Of course I read the small print! Quick, read the small print! Pig One: I think you should read it, sir! It says right here, all sales final! Cyril: WHAT?! Oh no, Mammoth, there's nothing to worry about... none at all... AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Lady Baden-Baden: I do hope to see more of you at these functions. Cyril: (muttering) If there was any more of you at these functions, there wouldn't be room for anybody else! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Lady Baden-Baden: Cyril, if you must insist on having pigs in the house, could you at least dress them up a bit? I have all my domestics wearing neckties. (She leaves) Cyril: (To the Pigs) The only neckties I have in mind for you three walking sausages are made out of rope! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: I loved your mother. Cedric: Really Pop? Cyril: Yeah. She really knew how to make money! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Melissa: Who do you want to win? Lady Baden-Baden: Well, Mr Knox is so, so, you know! And Mr Sneer is so, so, you know! Melissa: We do! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Melissa: We've come to congratulate you! Schaeffer: And wish you good luck! Cyril: Thanks! I'll need it... – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig One: It's a bird! Pig Two: It's a plane! Pig Three: No! It's Superclam! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Well, I guess I'll go see what titillating tidbits I can pick up. – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig Two: This time machine is foolproof! Cyril: That must be why you're using it! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Now that's what I call time travel! – The Raccoons, Season 2 (1987) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: You were supposed to get piranha. Saskatchewan Smith did not wade through goldfish infested rivers! Pig One: But boss, you only gave us ten bucks to buy props! Cyril: Don't give me cheap excuses! – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig Three: We've blown a fuse! Cyril: I'M going to blow a fuse if you don't get these lights back on! – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mr Knox: Here's your credit card, Mr Sneer. Cyril: It's worn out! Lady Baden-Baden: Yes, I'm afraid I got a bit carried away. I had to rent a truck to get it all home! – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bix Wheelie: Well turn on the blaster, it's driving me nuts! – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bix Wheelie: Shh! Listen. You hear that? – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: You haven't seen Cyril Sneer's limo? It makes the Chrysler Building look like a pickup truck! It's got triple overhead cams and chrome wheel drive, and sidepipes a mile long, and... Bix Wheelie: Well my old man's GX250 V12 ZXL has superturbo overdrive! Bert: Well Mr Sneer's limo has double super turbo over overdrive, plus two videogames and hot and cold running water! – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: It's kind of late, and the Sneers' house is right over there! Wendo: Rule eight - it's never late! – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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