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Maddie:
London, for the last time: a Thousand Dollar Bar does not cost $1000.

London:
Then Nia owes me a lot of change.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

London:
I am exhausted with a capital x.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

London:
(about Diego) I'm gonna date him.

Maddie:
You can't date him.

London:
Why?

Maddie:
Because I'm gonna date him.

London:
Too late. We're gonna get married, buy a big villa, and live in Acapella.

Maddie:
People sing acapella. He lives in Acapulco.

London:
That's what my sweater's made out of.

Maddie:
That's alpaca!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Zack:
Did you know there are more germs on a telephone than a toilet seat?

Cody:
I used the phone today! And a toilet!!

Zack:
They’re gettin’ you from both ends. Oh! And you don’t even want to know about your pillowcase.

Cody:
What! What about my pillow case!

Zack:
It has a million little dust mites. Party over here, party over there, let’s all eat Cody’s hair!

Cody:
I gotta go shampoo! [runs out]

Carey:
Stop torturing your brother.

Zack:
Look who’s talkin’. You almost made liver.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

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Mr. Moseby:
This never has a good answer, but what are you doing?

Cody:
Our science project. Zack and I have to find and identify microbes in our home environment!

Zack:
[on a couch reading a magazine] That’s right, so let the boy do our work.

Mr. Moseby:
Maybe you should work on leaving.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

London:
The Internet's broken.

Cody:
I doubt that. The Internet's a global network of fiber-optic backbones with file save access points and redundant router protocols.

London:
The Internet's broken.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Carey:
Honey I think you're getting addicted to this game.

Zack:
Oh please mom. I can stop anytime I want.

Carey:
Kay. How bout now?

Zack:
I said anytime I want.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Mr. Moesby:
I really should quit... I haven't slept in a fortnight. Plus, I just said fortnight!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

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London:
[singing to tune of "London Bridge is Falling Down"] London Tipton's really great, really great, really great! London Tipton's really great. And she deserves the opposite of hate. Which is love! Everyone, sing along!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

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London:
(Hands Moseby boxes) Moseby, be a dear and take these to Esteban's room. And Moseby, be a moose and take these to mine.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Barbara:
[in response to a rumor mill that was intended as a apology by Cody] You think I'm stupid and smell like a yak?!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

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Mr. Moseby:
People, people. Please, please. We are here to treat each other with respect and dignity. SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

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Zack:
Is this band class?

Cody:
It's called orchestra!

Zack:
Looks more like a dork-estra.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Moseby:
My job isn't yelling at people.

London:
So you just do it for fun?

Moseby:
NO!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

(Mrs. Madigan screams when Zack arrives to orchestra practice)

Zack:
That's weird. My new math teacher said the same thing when I walked into his class.

Mrs. Madigan:
That's because there's a "Beware of Zack" poster in the teachers lounge.

Zack:
Actually, my stage name is Nasty Z, the Dark Prince of Awesome.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Cody:
(to Barbara) Your my latka!

Barbara:
(confused) I'm your potato pancake?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

London:
You dinged?

Esteban:
No, you're supposed to say, "May I hep you?"

London:
May I what?

Esteban:
You know, hep! Hep, Hep.

London:
Hooray!

Moseby:
Less cheering, more bellhopping.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Zack:
[to Cody] Dude, you're jealous of a rumor and I'm not even sure I heard it right

Cody:
(crying) Oh, great! Now I've ruined my life by dumping Barbara, (squeaky) I have NOTHING!

Carey:
You have a family that loves you.

Cody:
(still crying) I mean something that I care about!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

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Moseby:
London, the best thing for Esteban to do is keep that money in the bank. Save it for a rainy day.

Esteban:
Ooh. That is a good point.

London:
But if it's a rainy day, he can just take his helicopter to someplace dry.

Esteban:
Ooh. That is a good point, too.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Zack:
All right, let's see. We got jellybeans, cherry sodas and cheese product in a can. All the ingredients of romance.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Moseby:
(after Esteban complains about the food) I'll tell our chef, forthwith.

London:
What? You fired Chef Paolo and hired someone named Forthwith?! (gasps and covers her mouth melodramatically, and Esteban does the same thing)

Moseby:
No..."Forthwith" is "presently."

London:
Well, I don't care if his name is "Presently" or "Forthwith"! Tell them both to fix it!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kurt:
Sneaking girls in here without my permission is totally inappropriate.

Zack:
Well...Now that you're here, can we have your permission?

Kurt:
Oh, sure. Go on. Knock yourselves out...are you kidding?!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Zack:
[to Cody] You're a dork, no offense.

Cody:
You know, just because you say "no offense" doesn't excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows.

Zack:
Well, in that case, you're a dork. Offense intended.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Hector:
Esteban, I have great news. There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!

Esteban:
You mean grandfather Geraldo Juan Carlos Diego Pepe Bombaro Lupe Abarto Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?

Hector:
No. The other one.

Esteban:
Oh, you mean Fred?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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