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Randy:
You better be careful with my walkie, Ricky.

Ricky:
It's my walkie now, Randy. You got suspended, remember? So fuck off.

Randy:
It's still my walkie!

Ricky:
I guess you didn't hear what I just said. First thing I said was "it's my walkie now", second thing is "you're suspended", and the third thing was, "fuck off".

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jim:
Strike three, Ricky. It is my duty and pleasure to inform you that you are fired. Give me your walkie.

Ricky:
I'm not fired, I fuckin' quit. You want your walkie back? No problem. Here Randy, you can go fuckin' get it.

Jim:
Ricky.

[Ricky throws Randy's walkie into the vodka pool, Bubbles laughs]

Randy:
You just crossed the line, Ricky!

[Randy attacks Ricky, they tackle each other into the vodka pool, spilling it]

Donny:
WHAT IN THE FUCK!?

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Trinity:
Daddy, wake up! Wake up, Daddy, wake up! Wake up! It's time to put my patch on, hurry up, Daddy!

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Trinity has got to quit smoking, like I can't have her smoking anymore, it's ridiculous. She had the idea that maybe me and her can quit together, and it's kind of like a good father-daughter thing, so we're going to quit together, we're going to go on the patch.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. OK? Are we clear here, guys?

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Trevor:
Yeah, but how can you tell which is the supreme?

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
What, are you stupid? You fucking taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Prosecutor:
Thank you Mr. Lahey for your expert testimony and for providing this very illuminating tape. Your honor, I think the video evidence clearly speaks for itself and that any sane and rational person would have no choice but to convict these individuals of these ridiculous crimes.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Prosecutor:
But I've only got two left!

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Let's go, smokes!

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Thank you. I just gotta get some cigarettes, actually.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Judge:
Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial. So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival. Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Prosecutor:
This man can't represent anyone! Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot!

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, I'm ready to fuckin' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked. And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's bullshit. It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a fuckin' miss draw.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Judge:
And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a very bad idea. However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed, but please remember to watch your language.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Thank you, Your Majesty.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Judge:
Thank you. Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fire the public defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Prosecutor:
He can't even speak without swearing. Your honor, this is ludicrous. It's a disgrace to these proceedings.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Alright, I'm fuck. I'm sorry about the bulls. About all the stuff but the prosecutor is a f... He's a. He's an F in bad guy and he's. He's pissin' me off.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Judge:
Richard, please.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Prosecutor:
Oh F objection! that's the 17th time that he has sworn so far.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Blah blah blah blah blah fuck.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Cory, shut the fuck up, leave my daughter alone and listen to me. Go to the store, get Julian some rum and go siphon some fuckin' gas, alright? Cuz I gotta take Trinity to go get some patches.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cory:
Come on! That's ridiculous, dude!

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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