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Hazel:
And a little Spanish.

– United States of Al, Season 1  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Marshall:
God stop with your pimping actions - just let a young man live his life.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kate:
I get it your rich - whoop diddly Dee...Zack can have anything he wants.

Zack:
That remains to be seen.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tara:
Do you do that to me? Make up wildly heightened emotions just to manipulate me into being there for you?

Charmaine:
Of course not. Only to mom.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Lionel:
I feel so bad for breeders. Being gay is like living in a buffet.

Marshall:
And people say romance is dead.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tara and Charmaine's mom:
Oh honey, you're so pretty, but you've always made decisions like an ugly girl.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kate:
Hey do you know anyone who's happy?

Marshall:
No.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Pammy:
You were worried about me?

Max:
Yeah I was.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Shoshanna:
Max is very much in need right now of a firm gentle hand. Trust me, I know what to do.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Lionel:
Sometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Lionel:
You're so wrong it's adorable.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Marshall:
Nothing too splashy and in your face?

Lionel:
I might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tara:
What's going to happen to us - what's going to happen to our family?

Max:
I don't know. I don't know.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kate:
Let's see you took every single thing from my favorite place in the world and made it yours so ya know I think I will pass.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Guy:
Do you have any cake?

Kate:
Cake? Why?

Guy:
I was hoping you could sit on it.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Charmaine:
I fucked up okay - I so f-ed up, but please don't put me out on the streets. Help me believe in love.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

David:
(Referring to Kate) I thought you said your mom was psycho.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kate:
Do you even know what that means?

Marshall:
No not really.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kate:
Why does Mrs. Butterworth need to be black? And Aunt Jemima too. That's some fucked up racial pancake shit.

Marshall:
Mrs. Butterworth isn't black; she's just filled with syrup. She's clear.

Kate:
Hmm...she's a clearcasian.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Charmaine:
As a family we are completely fu**ed.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kate:
(to Marshall) I saw your girlfriend earlier, did you kick her like a meth habit?

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Charmaine:
I want my wedding pictures with Nick, but I want my wedding night with Neal.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Courtney:
Why can't you come clean with me?

Marshall:
Just because I don't share every single thought in my head about you does not mean that I'm a liar! You want to know the truth? Here it is. This was never a real relationship! You are so fucked up in your head that you just don't get it! You're so afraid of finding out who you really are. You'd rather be married to someone you KNOW is gay than risk being rejected by someone who could actually love you!

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Pammy:
I don't know your wife, I had a thing for Buck.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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