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Cyril:
You were supposed to get piranha. Saskatchewan Smith did not wade through goldfish infested rivers!

Pig One:
But boss, you only gave us ten bucks to buy props!

Cyril:
Don't give me cheap excuses!

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Pig Three:
We've blown a fuse!

Cyril:
I'M going to blow a fuse if you don't get these lights back on!

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Pig Two:
The Swami says "peace of mind is money in the bank".

Cyril:
Money in his bank! He's making a fortune off the hat franchise alone!

Pig One:
And he scorns material wealth sir!

Cyril:
That's where I've got the edge! I'll meditate myself to millions! I'll buy a fleet of swamis!

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Bert:
I gotta hand it to you Melissa. You sure know how to pack a picnic basket.

Melissa:
And you sure know how to empty one!

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Bert:
You know Cedric, there's nothing better than sitting in a boat with a fishing line, and a friend.

Cedric:
You know Bert, I'm glad you're here!

Bert:
Rule ten - start again!

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Wendo:
Hey, thanks guys.

Bert:
It's my buddy you should be thanking, I just...

Cedric:
It was teamwork Bert!

Bert:
Thanks Cedric. Hey, where did you learn that trick about going under the smoke?

Cedric:
Well, from being around pop! And his cigars!

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Bert:
OH NO! We've got to put it out!

Bix Wheelie:
Put it out? Let's get out!

Bert:
Where's the fire alarm?

Bix Wheelie:
Are you crazy? Come on!

Bert:
You're... you're gonna run?!?

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Bert:
It's kind of late, and the Sneers' house is right over there!

Wendo:
Rule eight - it's never late!

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Bix Wheelie:
Well turn on the blaster, it's driving me nuts!

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Bix Wheelie:
Shh! Listen. You hear that?

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Bert:
You haven't seen Cyril Sneer's limo? It makes the Chrysler Building look like a pickup truck! It's got triple overhead cams and chrome wheel drive, and sidepipes a mile long, and...

Bix Wheelie:
Well my old man's GX250 V12 ZXL has superturbo overdrive!

Bert:
Well Mr Sneer's limo has double super turbo over overdrive, plus two videogames and hot and cold running water!

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Melissa:
Cedric was looking for you today.

Bert:
He was?

Ralph:
Mm-hmm! And it looked like he just lost his best friend.

Bert:
Gee you're right, I have been ignoring Cedric. I'm gonna find him right now! Thanks Melissa! See ya Ralph!

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Cyril:
(To Bert) Get back here you motorcycle megalomaniacal ring-tailed tree-dwelling terrorist!

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Bert:
Bix is cool, and he thinks I'm cool too, and that's cool!

Ralph:
What's this, the polar bear club?

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Toof:
Maybe we should go after him Bix?

Bix Wheelie:
Stop worrying. The golden rule - Be cool!

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Pig Two:
Now remember sir, wild rages...

Pig One:
...and terrible tantrums...

Pig Two:
...waste valuable energy!

Pig One:
And energy is power...

Cyril:
...and power is money...

Pig Two:
...and money in the bank...

Pig One:
...is peace of mind!

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Cyril:
Those pigs had better come up with a better way to get rid of those chips, or I'll turn them into chops!

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Pig One:
Don't you think you'd better tell the truth, boss?

Cyril:
Don't be ridiculous! I'd better think of a better lie!

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Sir Malcolm Havelock:
I can categorically state that these are the best peanut butter sandwiches I've ever had!

Bert:
Aw, it's just a talent!

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Lady Baden-Baden:
Ooh, what an inspiration you are to all of us Sir Malcolm! I do hope you stay and answer some questions from our audience! Oh, there's one now! Yes?

Man In Audience 1:
Ever get trapped in quicksand Sir Malcolm?

Sir Malcolm:
Er, not permanently! Next?

Man In Audience 2:
Do you ever get lost Sir Malcolm?

Sir Malcolm:
Heh heh, not permanently! Next.

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Cyril:
I'm here to tell you that I, Cyril Sneer, will finance Sir Malcolm's next expedition. It's just my, er, small contribution towards the expedition of this wide and mysterious world of ours. For the benefit of humanity.

Ralph:
(To Melissa) Of course, the treasure has nothing to do with it!

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Cedric:
Do you plan to wait until the rainy season is over before you start for Lingodo Sir Malcolm?

Sir Malcolm:
Oh, of course old boy, yes! Can't travel in the rainy season, oh no! That ends in May...

Cedric:
I thought the rain started in May.

Sir Malcolm:
Oh yes that's right! How could I have forgotten?

Cedric:
I'm asking myself the same question Sir Malcolm...

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Ralph:
Bert's certainly gone a bit overboard on the story about Sir Malcolm. It reads like one of his books; good story, but very few facts.

Cedric:
What do you mean Ralph?

Ralph:
Well, I've tried supporting evidence for some of Sir Malcolm's claims, but there's just no proof.

Cedric:
And some of the places he talks about aren't even on the map.

Bert:
Of course they're not on the maps! They're lost cities Cedric!

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Bix Wheelie:
Rule five - learn to drive!

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