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Tara:
What happened to your neck?

Max:
A door-to-door werewolf.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Charmaine:
On you know what I realized this morning? My bedroom window overlooks the Hubbard backyard and it has quite a view!

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Max:
Hey buddy, just in time for a little Billy Jack time.

Marshall:
Starting to hate you.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Kate:
Got it, like Barbie - no holes.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Courtney:
I think it's supposed to be hard.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Max:
Who's the parent around here?

Kate:
No one!

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Tara:
Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Charmaine:
We were raised to believe we should eat dog sh*t and you get use to eating dog sh*t.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Kate:
Yeah that's me, I am a working girl now.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Tara:
Honey has it occurred to you that now that I am better you are just looking for another project.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Marshall:
You're fucking face is the fucking gay size.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Tara:
Nothing else is going to happen between us because I am trouble, okay? I am trouble.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Buck:
I couldn't stay away from you Pammy.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Marshall's school friend:
Send a red carnation from your little closet.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Tara:
It's an apron relax.

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

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Max:
Chinese checkers - I've got Chinese checkers here!

– United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[After Jake and Eldridge almost injure themselves in the shopping cart stunt]

Alan:
Do you realize how lucky you are? You could have broken your necks.

Jake:
There were precautions.

Alan:
You flew off the roof! In a shopping cart! What precautions?

Eldridge:
We were trying to land in the ocean.

Alan:
You missed it by a hundred yards!

– Two and a Half Men, Season 8  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Amanda:
Hey, what's different about you? You get your hair cut?

Betty:
I'm wearing an eyepatch.

Amanda:
You didn't always have that?

– Ugly Betty, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[At a natural disasters shoot.]

Betty:
There is no one here who cares about changing the inside. They only care about fixing the outside.

Wilhelmina:
What's stumpy up to now?

Betty:
This concealer here, this isn't gonna change the fact that she doesn't have a house. And this, this eyeliner isn't going to bring back the people you loved. These women have lost everything and there is not enough styling gel in here to change that! [walks off]

Sheila:
You know what, she's right. There's not enough styling gel.

– Ugly Betty, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Mark Lily:
You know that time when you just moved to the city? And you take the first apartment you find on CraigsList with some dude you never expected? That's where my story begins.

– Ugly Americans  Show Quote

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Harper:
For every gorgeous woman out there, there's a guy who's tired of banging her.

– Two and a Half Men, Season 8  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Courtney:
Hi, grandma.

Charlie:
grandma? I thought you were in The Movies.

Courtney:
I was, but I'm in. Wanna go to Vegas?

Charlie:
You in luck? I'm in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner with my family. Last time we were together you kind of ripped me off.

Courtney:
I haven't had sex in three years.

Charlie:
Hello, everybody.

– Two and a Half Men, Season 8  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Amanda:
I haven't gained that much weight. You can't even notice. [leans over the desk to answer the phone as Wilhelmina walks in]

Wilhelmina:
Morning, Marc, Betty.

– Ugly Betty, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Mackelroy:
Before we go any further, I'd like to take something off the table.

Harper:
What?

Mackelroy:
My ass.

– Two and a Half Men, Season 8  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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