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(After Nia kicks Vance, London is trying to decide on a color for her lounge)

London:
What do you think? Blue or yellow?

Nia [to Vance]:
I'm sorry, let me give you a hand! (shoves Vance into a set of lockers and his face drops into the pan of blue paint)

London:
(picks up Vance's head for a closer look) Oh! Definitely blue! (drops his head back into the pan)

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Nia:
This is terrible. Uncle Marion's gonna send me back to live with my mom.

Zack:
Can I come with you? Because after this, I won't be able to live with mine.

(London and a bunch of girls walk by)

Ellen:
London, let me go to your science class for you?

London:
Thanks, but you don't look like me. Lenny Woo is going

Ellen:
But he's a guy.

London:
I paid him extra to wear a dress. (Lenny stumbles around wearing a girl's outfit with high heels)

Nia:
I can't believe the princess is having a perfect first day. This stinks!

Zack:
That could be the garbage in my underpants.

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Zack:
Cody? You got sent to the principal's office?

Cody:
Not sent, invited! She likes to meet all of her honor students.

Zack:
It's the first day at school!

Cody:
I did some work over the summer.

Zack:
I hate you.

Cody:
I know.

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(When Cody and London have been sent to the principal's office)

London:
The only bright side of my day is that Nia's miserable, too.

(Nia comes down the hall with the same group of girls London paid to be her friends)

Ellen:
We just think you're great, Nia. It's about time someone stood up to Vance. And I just know we're gonna be the best of friends.

Nia:
Aw, thanks, Ellen! (she gives London a look, as if to say "Mm-hmm")

London:
(gasps) I just realized if you buy your friends, they're not going to really like you for who you are.

Cody:
(mocking fascination) REALLY?!? Congratulations, London. You learned something on your first day of school.

London:
Yay, smart me! (claps her hands)

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Vance:
Hey, Nia.

Nia:
Don't make me paint you again!

Vance:
Look, I don't wanna be a jerk anymore.

Nia:
(indifferently) What do you want to be?

Vance:
Your boyfriend. (looks shocked at what he said; Nia looks up) The way you stood up to me was awesome. And I think you're really cute.

(Nia giggles sheepishly)

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Cody:
London, there isn't enough money in the world to make me do your project for you.

London:
Maybe not in your world; but in my world, I have enough money to buy your world.

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Cody:
Well, why don't you conduct an experiment that conducts the principles of gene splicing?

London:
Ooh, I can do that. I mean, I usually buy my jeans with holes already in them, but I can slice them myself.

Cody:
Argh. This is like talking to a potato... We'll make a potato clock.

London:
Why would a potato need to tell time? Ooh, I got it: so it knows when it's done!

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Zack:
[to Carey] Hey, Mom! I need your help. I got gum in my ear.

Mr. Moseby:
And nothing in your head.

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London:
Cody, will you help me with my science project? The guy I used to use is all stuck up now that he won the Nobel Prize.

Cody:
A Nobel Prize winner tutored you?

London:
No, he just did the research and the writing.

Cody:
Sorry, London, I can't help you. I have a book report due on Moby Dick.

London:
I'll pay you.

Cody:
The whale can wait!

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Nia:
[to Cody] You like listening to all that classical junk, right?

Cody:
If by "junk" you mean the music of Beethoven, Mozart and Bach, then yes.

Nia:
Look, if you help me, I can get my hands on Uncle Marion's symphony tickets to hear Yo-Yo Mama.

Cody:
You mean, Yo-Yo Ma?!

Nia:
Whatever.

Cody:
I'm your nerd!

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London:
Cody?

Cody:
London?

London:
This is too hard!

Cody:
It's two wires, a potato and a clock. How much easier could it be?

London:
A lot... if you do it.

Cody:
London, I'm not going to do it. I have my own book report that I have to finish.

London:
If you finish this project for me, I'll write your book report for you. (London & Cody look at each other and then laugh) Seriously, finish the clock!

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(London and Nia smile while wearing matching outfits with advertising music in the background)

London:
(like an advertiser) Everyone loves homemade French fries, but who has the time?

Nia:
(same tone of voice) I don't. I usually have to pay those crazy drive-thru prices!

London:
Well, not anymore!

(The girls unveil the Lightning Fry, which is their combined science projects that Cody helped them with)

London:
With the Lightning Fry Maker, you can have delicious fries in seconds!

(London places a lid on the tray of potatoes and activates the Lightning Fry; an explosion is heard, and London removes the lid, revealing a stack of French fries; Nia samples one)

Nia:
Mmm! Now that's a good fry!

London:
If you call right now, we'll include a 50-pound bag of potatoes absolutely free!

(London heaves a bag of potatoes, but falls backward because of the weight of the potatoes; Nia doesn't react)

Nia:
(quietly and quickly) $40 shipping and handling not included.

(London stands up)

London:
Hurry! They're selling like hot cakes!

Nia:
Don't you mean hot potatoes?

(London and Nia laugh and slap five)

London:
Seriously, call. You won't regret it!

Nia:
(quietly and quickly) Lightning Fry is not responsible for any injuries, accidents, or mutations that may occur while using this product.

(The girls smile and flash a thumbs up)

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Arwinstein:
Daaaaaa----Daaaaaaa

Cody:
Aww. He said his first word.

Zack:
Actually his first word was "Aaaargh!". But still Awwwwwww.

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Arwinstein:
(exhausted) Ahhh!

Carey:
I know I know I gained a few pounds but I go jogging everyday.

Arwinstein:
Ahhh?

Carey:
Would you believe three times a week?

Arwinstein:
Ah?

Carey:
Okay, I went yesterday.

Arwinstein:
Ahhhhh!

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Zack:
Hey, Arwin! Break out your chainsaw. I need help carving my Zack-o-lantern.

Cody:
At least when you stick a candle in his head, he'll be bright.

Zack:
(laughs) Hey, wait a minute!

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Zack:
Arwin, there's something in the basement in your secret room!

Arwin:
(nervously) I don't know anything about a secret room.

Cody:
The one behind the bookcase!

Arwin:
I don't know anything about a bookcase.

Zack:
Arwin!

Arwin:
I don't know any Arwin.

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Arwin:
Last year, I had a costume that scared the bejeebies out of the entire staff.

Moseby:
What'd you go as?

Arwin:
You!

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Arwin:
I love group hugs, especially with other people.

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Zack:
Sorry, but in my defense: I didn't know it was a bagpipe. I thought it was the new super octopus, the one with eight arms.

Cody:
In my defense: I'm not Zack.

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Moseby:
London, the best thing for Esteban to do is keep that money in the bank. Save it for a rainy day.

Esteban:
Ooh. That is a good point.

London:
But if it's a rainy day, he can just take his helicopter to someplace dry.

Esteban:
Ooh. That is a good point, too.

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Zack:
All right, let's see. We got jellybeans, cherry sodas and cheese product in a can. All the ingredients of romance.

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Moseby:
(after Esteban complains about the food) I'll tell our chef, forthwith.

London:
What? You fired Chef Paolo and hired someone named Forthwith?! (gasps and covers her mouth melodramatically, and Esteban does the same thing)

Moseby:
No..."Forthwith" is "presently."

London:
Well, I don't care if his name is "Presently" or "Forthwith"! Tell them both to fix it!

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Kurt:
Sneaking girls in here without my permission is totally inappropriate.

Zack:
Well...Now that you're here, can we have your permission?

Kurt:
Oh, sure. Go on. Knock yourselves out...are you kidding?!

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Moseby:
London, maybe you should talk to your father and tell him the hotel business is not for you.

London:
But it is for me. The hotel is in my blood.

Grace:
Actually, our blood is in the hotel.

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