Albert:
Miss Markowitz did not show up in Queens yesterday.
Murray:
So...
Albert:
Well, her parents are quite upset. I am quite upset. Where is she?
Murray:
She’s hiding in the closet.
Albert:
Now, we’re really all quite anxious to know where she is.
Murray:
I’m not kidding, Albert, she’s in the closet.
Albert:
[checks the closet, gazes at her momentarily, quickly closes the door, and goes back to talk with Murray] She is in the closet.
Murray:
I wouldn’t lie to you, Albert.
Albert:
Why is she in the closet?
Murray:
I don’t know, uh…she’s got this thing about closets.
Albert:
Well, that’s a very silly thing for her to be in, that closet.
Murray:
Well, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Now, what else can I do for you, Albert?
Albert:
That’s a difficult thing for me to believe...I mean, that she’s right there in the closet. You know, you are not a person, Mr. Burns, you are an experience!
Murray:
[laughing] That’s very nice, Albert. I’ll have to remember that.