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Kenny O'Donnell:
The president has instructed me to pass along an order to you. You are not to get shot down.

Commander William B. Ecker:
Uh, we'll do our best, sir.

O'Donnell:
I don't think you understand me, Commander. You are not to get shot down under any circumstances. Whatever happens up there, you were not shot at. Mechanical failures are fine, crashing into mountains fine. But you and your men are not to be shot at, fired at, or launched upon.

Ecker:
Excuse me sir, what the hell is going on here?

O'Donnell:
Commander, if you are fired upon, the President will be forced to attack the sites that fire on you. He doesn't want to have to do that. It's very important that he doesn't, or things could get very badly out of control.

Thirteen Days  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nigel Tufnel:
The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

Marty DiBergi:
Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

Nigel Tufnel:
Exactly.

Marty DiBergi:
Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

Nigel Tufnel:
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

Marty DiBergi:
I don't know.

Nigel Tufnel:
Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Marty DiBergi:
Put it up to eleven.

Nigel Tufnel:
Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

Marty DiBergi:
Why don't you make ten a little louder, make that the top number and make that a little louder?

Nigel Tufnel:
[pauses] These go to eleven.

This Is Spinal Tap  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

David St. Hubbins:
It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh...

Nigel Tufnel:
Clever.

David St. Hubbins:
Yeah, and clever.

This Is Spinal Tap  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At Elvis Presley's grave]

Nigel Tufnel:
It really puts perspective on things though, doesn't it?

David St. Hubbins:
Too much. There's too much fucking perspective now.

This Is Spinal Tap  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marty DiBergi:
Do you have any sort of creed or philosophy that you live by?

Viv Savage:
Have... a good... time... all the time. That's my philosophy, Marty.

This Is Spinal Tap  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Seth Rogen:
[taking inventory of the food and supplies at James' house] We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, a half-ounce of Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat and a video camera from the movie 27 Hours.

James Franco:
[correcting Seth] 127 Hours.

Seth Rogen:
Uh... 127 Hours, and a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys.

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jonah Hill:
[after the group inventories the remaining food] Um, can I have that Milky Way?

James Franco:
No, you can't have the Milky Way, that's my Milky Way. I went out this morning and specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party.

Jay Baruchel:
That's weird.

James Franco:
It's not weird, it's my special food, I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.

Seth Rogen:
I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way.

Craig Robinson:
I'd be pretty bummed if I don't get at least a bite of the Milky Way.

James Franco:
Oh, now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way.

Craig Robinson:
Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way! It's a fucking Milky Way.

Jonah Hill:
Guys.

Jay Baruchel:
A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.

Seth Rogen:
Everyone gets a fifth of everything.

James Franco:
[To Craig] I want one fifth of your T-shirt! I want the bottom part. The belly.

Craig Robinson:
I'm not sporting a crop-top in your house.

James Franco:
I'll cut that shit off and make a headband.

Craig Robinson:
You couldn't handle my midriff.

Jonah Hill:
Guys, the only issue is...I kinda need the Milky Way.

Jay Baruchel:
For fuck's sake.

Jonah Hill:
No, for real, I have low blood sugar, and if my endorphins drop too low, I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around.

Jay Baruchel:
What?

James Franco:
Your LBS starts acting up, you can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay?

Seth Rogen:
One finger scoop of Nutella.

Jonah Hill:
Fair.

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jay Baruchel:
Guys, listen listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room.

Seth Rogen:
Whoa, Jay, don't talk about Craig like that.

Craig Robinson:
That's fucked up. I'm right here man.

Jay Baruchel:
I'm not calling Craig an elephant.

James Franco:
That's racist.

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Emma Watson:
[Holding an axe] Back the fuck up!

James Franco:
Emma, what's wrong?

Seth Rogen:
W-W-W-What's wrong?

Emma Watson:
What's wrong? I just heard you guys talking about which one of you's gonna get to rape me.

All:
No! No, no, no, no!

Seth Rogen:
I got it, I got it, no, it's funny, it's funny. We were specifically talking about not raping you... [Emma hits Rogen's nose with the back of her axe] OH!

Jay Baruchel:
Holy shit!

Emma Watson:
BACK UP! [swishes her axe around]

Jonah Hill:
It's me, Jonah! It's me, Jonah Hill, America's sweetheart, J-bug, J-bone, your friend! I would never hurt you...

Emma Watson:
GET BACK! GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO DRINK, PUT IT IN THE BAG!

Seth Rogen:
There's six of us, YOU CANNOT ROB US!

Emma Watson:
I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND! [chops off a fake penis using her axe]

Craig Robinson:
GIVE HER DRINKS!

James Franco:
Okay!

Craig Robinson:
GIVE HER DRINKS! PUT THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!

Danny McBride:
Oh, God!

[Seth and James rush to the kitchen table and put the remaining drinks away in Emma's bag]

Craig Robinson:
PUT ALL THE DRINKS IN HER BAG!

Emma Watson:
HURRY THE FUCK UP!

Jay Baruchel:
Okay, they're getting the drinks, put the axe down!

Craig Robinson:
Don't give the Milky Way away!

Jay Baruchel:
Put the axe down now!

[Seth hands the bag to Emma and she snatches it from him.]

Danny McBride:
Okay? NOW, FRANCO, SHOOT HER FACE, SHOOT HER!

James Franco:
[to Danny] I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT EMMA WATSON! [to Emma] Look, Emma. Just stay here with us, it's a lot safer than out there. [Emma yells while chopping the boards off the boarded door with her axe and leaves]

Danny McBride:
Hermione just stole all of our shit.

Craig Robinson:
Little bitty ass, um, 20 year-old jacked us.

Danny McBride:
Then Jay suggested that we all rape her and now she's gone.

Jay Baruchel:
I didn't... I was just... I...

Danny McBride:
I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about fucking two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.

Craig Robinson:
So now, um, motherfuckers is thirsty.

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

James Franco:
Who did this? Who did this?!

Seth Rogen:
Did what, what are you talking about?

James Franco:
[holds up his jizzed porn magazine] Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?

Seth Rogen:
No.

James Franco:
No?

Danny McBride:
[raises hand] It was me, Franco, I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.

James Franco:
Why?!

Danny McBride:
When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude, I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?

James Franco:
Real fucking smart answer, why don't you fucking aim, huh?!

Danny McBride:
I have a particularly explosive ejaculating that just goes everywhere! It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose, you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth!

James Franco:
The fuck kind of jerking off is that, what, you never had any brothers, you never learned to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fuckin' tissue?!

Danny McBride:
No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!

James Franco:
I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!

Danny McBride:
I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore?! Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls, yet you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!

James Franco:
That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!

Danny McBride:
You think that's the only thing I jerk off in here? I've been dropping loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.

James Franco:
YOU DON'T CUM ON MY STUFF!

Danny McBride:
I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James. I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'LL CUM ANYWHERE I WANT!

James Franco:
I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!

Danny McBride:
Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now, I fuckin' DARE YOU TO CUM ON ME!

[Both men exchange masturbation gestures at each other]

Danny McBride:
[Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!

James Franco:
This, no more, man, all over your fuckin' face!

Danny McBride:
All over the fuckin' floor, all over the fuckin' place, I'll fuckin' cum anywhere I want, I'll fuckin' cum on these walls, I'll cum on the fuckin' cabinets, on the fuckin' furniture, I'LL CUM EVERYWHERE!

James Franco:
[points his revolver] If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fucking shoot it off!

Danny McBride:
You don't have enough bullets, bitch!

James Franco:
[waving his revolver] No fuckin' jerking off in my house, McBride!

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Craig Robinson:
Hey, hey, no, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?!

Danny McBride:
What am I doing? [Danny pours his glass with water as the others exclaim]

Seth Rogen:
Fuck, man!

Danny McBride:
What? I'm just pouring myself another glass of water to wash down that dry-ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

James Franco:
That's very nice, but you can't just pour yourself another glass of water, man, will you cut it out?!

Seth Rogen:
Yeah, we agreed to one glass at dinner. We voted on it, man.

Danny McBride:
Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired of all these fucking rules, man. You don't see me putting rules on you guys.

James Franco:
You cannot have another glass of water.

Danny McBride:
Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me. Why the fuck is it fair that him and I should drink the same amount of water? We should be dividing our rations based on our proportionate size.

Jonah Hill:
I don't wanna come off as a diva here or anything. It's just that I think everyone should split everything equally.

Danny McBride:
[mimicking Jonah] "I just think that everybody should have the fucking same, I have a goddamn earring." SHUT THE FUCK UP, JONAH!

James Franco:
You know what, Danny, if you weren't jizzing all the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated.

Danny McBride:
You're making me into a joke right now Franco and you are not gonna like the fuckin' punch line.

James Franco:
No more jerking off, no more water, just sit the fuck down!

Danny McBride:
Okay, I'm done. We're not gonna have any more water.

Seth Rogen:
Good.

James Franco:
All right.

[Danny then grabs and pours the entire water gallon on himself which causes the others to come up to him and fight over the gallon]

Danny McBride:
YOU GUYS MADE THIS HAPPEN, YOU GUYS FORCED MY FUCKING HAND BY GANGING UP ON ME!

James Franco:
[aims his revolver at Danny] GODDAMMIT, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER! [Danny sticks the revolver in his mouth, allowing James to shoot him but he throws it away]

Danny McBride:
That's what I thought. Nerd.

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Seth Rogen:
[discussing the apocalypse] This shit's cray cray, guys. I mean, it's like, the real, like Apocalypse, it's like the Revel, Book of Revelations, like that means there's a God. Right? [Jay nods in agreement] I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time, who fucking saw that coming that there's actually a God?

Jay Baruchel:
I-I'd say 95% of the planet.

Seth Rogen:
Jesus fucking Christ, man.

Craig Robinson:
You might wanna stay away from saying that.

Seth Rogen:
"Jesus fucking Christ"?

Craig Robinson:
Yes.

[Jay does the Holy Cross]

Seth Rogen:
Why? Why can't I say that?

Craig Robinson:
One of the 10 Commandments: "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain".

Seth Rogen:
Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is the name of the Lord.

Craig Robinson:
Jesus, God. It's all the same.

Jay Baruchel:
It's the trinity.

Seth Rogen:
Jesus...

Craig Robinson:
Father, Son, Holy Ghost.

James Franco:
It's like Neapolitan ice cream.

Seth Rogen:
I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are.

James Franco:
Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because...we're all good people. I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good.

Seth Rogen:
I'm good.

James Franco:
We're four actors, we bring joy to people's lives!

Jay Baruchel:
Yeah, but we don't do it for free, we get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession.

James Franco:
It's not like it was just handed to any of us, we've worked really hard to be here.

Craig Robinson:
Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.

Seth Rogen:
Oh.

Craig Robinson:
You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing.

Seth Rogen:
[whispering] I think God might've just fucked up, made a mistake and left us behind by accident! I mean, he's got a lot of shit on his plate!

Craig Robinson:
It's not oversight, it's not a mistake. Okay, we gotta face facts, we're here and there's a reason we're all here.

James Franco:
Wh-Why you so sure?

Craig Robinson:
I've- [sighs] I've done things, man, I... I gouged a man's eyeballs out.

Jay Baruchel:
What the?

Seth Rogen:
Oh, fuck off.

James Franco:
Craig.

Craig Robinson:
Well I was a kid, man, it was a fuckin' bar fight. It was a bad football game, he said I didn't call spinneys and I fuckin' called spinneys, he got all in my face and I smashed a bottle across his face...

Jay Baruchel:
[exhales deeply]

Craig Robinson:
And the first eyeball was an accident, but then I was, like, fuck it. And I went for the second one.

Seth Rogen:
[exhales deeply]

Craig Robinson:
It was fucked up, but you know what? That shit happens, I'm saying that's... I think that's why I'm here.

James Franco:
I gotta admit something. I, uh.... I fucked Lindsay Lohan. She was fucked up, she was high. It was at the Chateau Marmont, she kept banging on my door.

Jay Baruchel:
[grunts]

James Franco:
She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal.

Seth Rogen:
That's fucked up.

James Franco:
Yeah, I said, uh, "Call me the Prince of Persia".

Craig Robinson:
See, that's what I'm saying, man. We've all done bad shit, you know? We've done more bad shit than good in our lives and... [sighs] It's time to pay the piper.

[the power suddenly goes out]

Seth Rogen:
Whoa.

James Franco:
Oh, shit! Something's wrong! [whispers] God did this. [lights lighter] He gave us light, and then he took it away.

Jonah Hill:
[growling]

Jay Baruchel:
You hear that?! It's the soundtrack of us going insane.

Craig Robinson:
[worried about Jonah, whispering] Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him.

Jay Baruchel:
I know what we can do. [blows out lighter]

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jay Baruchel:
[after he, Seth, and James are attacked by a group of cannibals and everything comes to a halt when Danny comes out of the truck] Danny?

Danny McBride:
What the fuck?! You guys are still alive?!

Seth Rogen:
Yeah!

Danny McBride:
Holy shit, I didn't expect that. [tugs on his leash] Fuck out here. [On the other side of the leash is a gimp complete with a luchador mask, hockey pads and a thong coming out of the truck] Shit, I can't believe you guys are here! That's fuckin' crazy! And your timing couldn't be more perfect. It's been a long time since any of us have eaten and you three gentlemen look delicious.

Jay Baruchel:
What does that have to do with us?

James Franco:
The fuck you talking about?

Danny McBride:
[laughs] I'm a cannibal hombre! We're gonna fucking eat your ass!

Seth Rogen:
Fuck you, you can't eat us, fuck that, man!

Danny McBride:
I do whatever the fuck I want, WHEN I WANT! I've butt-fucked this dude. See that? I fuckin' slide right in that shit, I do whatever I want. This is my gimp! Channing, introduce yourself.

[The gimp lifts his mask, revealing himself as Channing Tatum]

Channing Tatum:
Hey, wassup guys? Y'all cool?

James Franco:
That's Channing Tatum!

Seth Rogen:
That's Channing Tatum, dude, what the fuck?!

Danny McBride:
Channing fucking Tatum, I found him wandering on the freeway, I collected him and made him my bitch, get off my dick. I call him "Channing Tate-yum."

James Franco:
Hardcore, man.

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after James taunts Danny, the rapture beam disappears and James falls back down on the ground]

Seth Rogen:
Oh shit.

James Franco:
[horrified] What happened?! What did I do?! Take me back! WHAT DID I DO?!

Danny McBride:
I'll tell you what happened, Franco! You don't get to get sucked up into Heaven 'cause you were being petty! Tom Petty. You may not have invited me to your party, but you're the guest of honor at mine.

James Franco:
What? NOOOOOO! [Seth and Jay watch in sheer horror and disgust as Danny and Channing bite down on Franco's face and rips off his nose]

Danny McBride:
[holding up James' severed nose] HOW FUCKING CRAZY IS THIS?! [shrieks]

James Franco:
[last words] DANNY, NOOOOOO!

[the cannibals then eat Franco up to his death]

Danny McBride:
SETH! JAY! [three of the cannibals begin to chase Seth and Jay]

Jay Baruchel:
Oh shit, they're running after us!

Seth Rogen:
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit, run!

Danny McBride:
[last words] BRING THEM TO ME!

This Is the End  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Narrator:
Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor.

Thomas and the Magic Railroad  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gordon the Big Engine:
[waits at the station] 5, 6, 7, 8…

Thomas:
[pulls up besides Gordon] Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, Gordon? That's a good engine.

Gordon:
I'm counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say?

Thomas:
Hmm… [reads the sign] "Sodor Railway, really reliable and right on time. [Gordon scoffs] "Signed, head of the railway - Sir Topham Hatt."

Gordon:
But you weren't on time, little Thomas.

Thomas:
And you're being bossy, Gordon. [Gordon scoffs again] Now, please excuse me. I'm meeting Mr. Conductor. He's looking after us while Sir Topham Hatt takes a much needed holiday.

Gordon:
Oh, I think we can take care of ourselves.

Diesel (10):
[suddenly roars through the station, surprising Gordon and scaring him] GET OUTTA MY WAY! I have unfinished business here, and I wanna finish it FAST!!

Gordon:
[shivering in fear] Diesel 10's back! Argh!

Thomas:
Yes, 10 out of 10 for devious deeds and brutal strength! The blast from the past who hates steam engines!

Gordon:
Maybe we do need Mr. Conductor here after all... on time.

Thomas and the Magic Railroad  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. C [narrating]:
And by the way, I think that you're going to help me and Thomas somewhere in this story.

Thomas:
Ooh. If Diesel (10) has unfinished business, there's sure to be trouble right around the corner.

James the Red Engine:
[a fly buzzes in front of him] Sandal, fly! Boot, fly! Shoo, fly! That's it! [Thomas shows up] Better still? Buzz off!

Thomas:
[hits the buffers too hard] Botheration!

James:
You weren't concentrating, Thomas. Lucky for you that the buffers were there.

Thomas:
That's what buffers are for - to stop engines from crashing. What are you doing in the sheds, James?

James:
I'm feeling a little blue, which isn't so hot when you're red. I was naughty, and Sir Topham Hatt told me to think about all the ways I can be really useful, then I could come out again.

Thomas:
He's just trying to make this a better railways for steam engines.

James:
[notices Diesel 10] Uh...

Thomas:
Sir Topham Hatt says...

James:
Thomas...?

Thomas:
...The harder we work, the less he'll need Diesels to help.

Diesel 10:
Help you? [chortles]

Thomas:
Oh!

Diesel 10:
You always need help. Because steam engines are cowardly, cranky, worn out hunks of metals who couldn't hurt a fly!

James:
[scoffs] No, we're not!

Diesel 10:
Yes, you are!

James:
Aren't!

Diesel 10:
Are! Now, I've come back to find the lost steam engine.

James:
What?

Diesel 10:
I'm gonna destroy her and dominate you, and then you'll be nothing but useless scrap! [to his claw] Right, Pinchy?

James:
Big bully! [Diesel 10 laughs and leaves] STINKER!

Thomas:
We're really useful engines. You won't dominate us, and you won't destroy her. We won't let you, neither will Mr. Conductor. I'm off to fetch him now!

James:
What lost engine?

Thomas and the Magic Railroad  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Billy Twofeathers:
Important day, Mr. C?

Mr. C:
It is a very important day!

Thomas and the Magic Railroad  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. C [narrating]:
This is where Burnett's granddaughter, Lily, comes into our story. She lives with her mom and dad in the big city, a few hours train ride from Shining Time. She sees magic no one else has time to; Like lovely reflections of light on a rainy day. Soon, she was off to stay with her grandpa on Muffle Mountain.

Lily Stone:
Grandpa's been so sad since Grandma Tasha died, and he never comes here to see us.

Mrs. Stone:
Well, maybe your visit will cheer him up. Did you get his present?

Lily:
Here. I'm making him a friendship bracelet.

Mrs. Stone:
Honey, that's beautiful.

Lily:
But I'd rather just stay here with you.

Mrs. Stone:
I know. Come here. [she and Lily hug]

Lily:
I'm gonna go up this way.

Mrs. Stone:
Okay. Be careful.

Lily:
You always say that.

Mrs. Stone:
See you in a minute.

Lily:
You're coming with me to Grandpa's, Bluebird. I know how much you like to travel.

Thomas and the Magic Railroad  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. C(/Older Lily) [narrating]:
Far away on Sodor, the steam engines were confident, cheerful and determined not to be bullied by Diesel( 10). Only James, who now felt really useful too, was complaining.

James:
Wobbly wheels!

Thomas:
Puffy pistons!

James:
Thomas, I should have collected Mr. Conductor.

Gordon:
James is right, little Thomas. [chuckles] Collecting Mr. Conductor is an important job. Hmm? Important is big. James is a big engine, hmm?

James:
Hmm!

Gordon:
You, Thomas, are small. Small-small-small, teeny-weeny-weeny. And I, I'm a big blue engine, who knows everything. [chuckles]

Thomas:
Bossy Sprockets! All that steam has gone through your funnel.

Splatter Hey, there they are.

Dodge:
We'll fix their wagons.

Splatter:
I'm not good at backing up.

Dodge:
Me, neither.

Toby the Tram Engine:
What's important is to stand up on our own wheels to Diesel( 10).

Henry the Green Engine:
Toby's right. Diesel (10) knows that the lost engine in the legend really exists.

James:
What engine?

Percy the Small Engine:
What legend?

Henry:
Of an engine whose magic makes her more powerful than Diesel will ever be. That's why he wants to find her.

Percy:
Then we'd better find her first.

James:
[comes out of the shed] Leave it to the big engines, Percy!

Thomas:
Little Engines can do big things, especially when they have nice blue paint like me.

Splatter:
Hey, hey! Just watch what happens with that blue puffball...

Dodge:
...When Harold the Flopper Chopper flies past here.

Splatter:
[laughs] Right!

Harold the Helicopter:
[flies by] Routine, flyby chaps, hello!

Splatter:
The boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere.

Dodge:
Let's start laughing now!

Splatter:
[laughing] Yeah!

Harold:
[flies past the sheds, causing dust to fly everywhere] Ooh, sorry, troops. A bit of a dust up. Love to stay and clean up. Got to go, bye now! [flies away]

[Thomas, Splatter and Dodge are covered in sneezing powder.]

Splatter:
[covered in sneezing powder] Uh, did you mean to look like that?!

Dodge:
[covered in sneezing powder] Uh, no!

Splatter:
Uh, neither did I.

Thomas:
[covered in sneezing powder] This must be Diesel( 10)'s doing! Ah-choo-choo!

Mr. C:
[reading letter, as Sir Topham Hatt] "Dear Mr. Conductor. Where were you? My wife said she couldn't miss our little holiday. We'll telephone to make sure you have arrived. Signed, Sir Topham Hatt." [quietly] Sir Topham Hatt. [removes his hat and puts on Sir Topham Hatt's hat, and looks in mirror; imitating Sir Topham Hatt] Where were you? [laughs and looks at picture of Sir Topham Hatt, who looks angry; Mr. C takes off hat, and then he Looks at picture of Sir Topham Hatt, who has an open mouth, and as places it rack, the picture of Sir Topham Hatt returns to smiling again, then the phone rings and Mr. C dives for phone, almost drops photo of Lady, but grabs it, and answers phone.] Oh, good afternoon, sir! A real honor, sir, like my family before me… and how is Lady Hatt? [puts photo of Lady hat back on desk] Yes. Watch out for Diesel definitely. But keep an eye on Henry's health certainly. Uh, yes, sir, the 3 R's - reading, writing and arithmetic. Uh, I mean... I will be responsible, reliable, and really useful. Yes, sir. We will all get a good night's sleep. Looking forward to a hard day tomorrow. Goodbye, sir. [hangs up phone and sighs]

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[In the sheds, the steam engines are snoring. Mr. C writes in his book, yawns and swaps his nightcap from "thinking" to "sleeping". He winds up his alarm clock, and picks up baseball bat.]

Mr. C:
[chuckles] So, who dropped the ball then? [catches a beach ball] Oh, there you are. I'd like a nice cup of hot cocoa. Would you fellas care to join me? No? What would you rather do instead? [to the beach ball] Go outside and play? Well, I can understand that. [to the bat] What do you think? [makes the bat hit the ball; mock disappointment] Why do you keep hitting him like that? You gonna have to have a time out. [throws bat on his bed and makes his hot cocoa]

[Diesel 10 appears and laughs evilly]

Mr. C:
[sips cocoa] Just a little sweeter, I think. [adds sugar to cocoa]

Diesel 10:
All right, Pinchy, my little bucket of badness, time to feast yourself.

Mr. C:
[sips cocoa again, and is satisfied] Ahh. Now that's better. [Diesel 10 tears off part of the sheds] Whoa! [removes his night cap and puts on conducting hat, as the steam engines wake up in alarm, and Diesel 10 tears off more of the sheds and laughs evilly] Ahh! Whoa!

Thomas:
[alarmed] Cinders and ashes, it's Diesel( 10)!

Gordon:
Diesel( 10)!? Oh, no! Huh?! Hmm?! [Diesel laughs evilly] Ooh!

James:
Ohh!

Diesel 10:
Hello, Twinkle Toes! I got a plan and you're not in it!

Mr. C:
You can't catch me, Diesel( 10)! [blows on his magic whistle twice, but only a little gold comes out of it] (Huh? Why isn't it working?)

Diesel 10:
[laughs coldly] Losing your sparkle, huh? What perfect timing. Now where is that lost engine?

Mr. C:
You won't find her here.

Diesel 10:
You're not clever enough to stop me.

Mr. C:
Oh, yes I am!

Diesel 10:
No, you're not! Ah-- [sees Mr. Conductor hold up a bag of sugar] What–?! Is that…?!

Mr. C:
That's right, it's sugar, Diesel( 10), and if I throw this in your tank, it'll seize you up for good!

Diesel 10:
[grunts and chuffs away] Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow… neither will that... that line of tin kettles! [Pinchy snaps] Shut up, Pinchy.

Thomas:
[after Diesel 10 leaves] Mr. Conductor, but what happened to your sparkle?

Mr. C:
I don't know, Thomas, I'll just have to sleep on that.

Thomas:
[confused] On your sparkle?

Mr. C:
No, Thomas. On the problem of what happened to it.

Percy:
Oh, but Mr. Conductor, without your sparkle or the Lost Engine, you can't travel here to help us anymore.

Mr. C:
I'll solve the problem. You just go to sleep now.

Percy:
Easy for you to say.

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Bertie the Bus:
Smile, you steamers. It's a sunny day. Vroom-vroom!

James:
It's not sunny, 'cause Mr. C's not at the windmill, I looked!

Thomas:
I think his sparkle's all gone.

Henry:
My smoke box doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up.

Gordon:
Nasty fumes from dingy Diesel( 10)! [chuckles]

Henry:
And Diesel (10) is (still) after the lost engine.

Toby:
And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all.

Gordon:
What, even an engine as big as me?!

Toby:
Yes, Gordon, even you.

Thomas:
Ah... CHOO!

James:
Say it, don't spray it, Thomas.

Thomas:
I've still got sneezing powder up my funnel. [sniffles] Now I'm going to look for Mr. Conductor.

Toby:
Let us get back to work. That's what he would want.

Bertie:
How 'bout a race, Thomas? Vroom-vroom-vroom!

Thomas:
Sorry, Bertie. I can't today, I have to be a really useful engine and solve some mysteries instead.

Bertie:
I guess that means I win, perhaps another day. Vroom-vroom-vroom!

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[C. Junior's shell phone rings]

C. Junior:
[wakes up] That's my shell phone. [pulls off his headphones, and answers his shell phone] Hello?

Mr. C:
Junior? Junior, is that you?!

C. Jr.:
Oh, hi, Cous! Uh, are you in a tunnel? This isn't a very good line.

Mr. C:
Junior, where are you?!

Junior:
Um, I'm in paradise. I just got in Cloud 9 and here I am.

Mr. C:
Junior, listen to me. You've got to come to the Island of Sodor right now!

Junior:
Now? But I'm waiting on a perfect wave!

Mr. C:
Oh, no. You're not, you're coming here! [Junior sighs in annoyance] You have to help me find the source of all our family's gold dust.

Junior:
What is the source?

Mr. C:
That's the trouble, Junior. I haven't a clue!

Junior:
And I've used up most of my gold dust, too.

Mr. C:
[shocked] What?! [Junior sighs] Then go to Shining Time Station first. [Junior listens] And in my signal-house in the box under the staircase, you'll find my emergency whistle with the last of my supply. Please take care of this, Junior, and... don't talk to anyone about the buffers!

Junior:
[loses signal] What buffers?

Mr. C:
Shh!

Junior:
This is a really bad line! Hello! My shell phone's not working properly!

Mr. C:
Junior, you got to come here right away! I'm counting on you!

Junior:
Hello?! [his shell phone goes dead; dial tone] I want my money back.

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[At the end of the song "Really Useful Engine", Thomas is shown backing up as he passes by Henry]

Thomas:
Morning, Henry. What's the matter?

Henry:
I've got... [sniffs] Boiler ache.

Thomas:
And I'm collecting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 trucks... of special Island of Sodor coal for you.

Henry:
Oh, thank you, Thomas. Special coal will make me feel... [stifled cough] ...Much better!

Thomas:
[backing into the trucks] I wish I could make Mr. Conductor feel better too by finding him.

[At the last truck, as soon as it got bumped, it goes zooming into a pair of buffers with a nearby tumbleweed and disappears into them. Thomas pulls the remaining 5 trucks. Bertie was first to notice this]

Bertie:
Hello, Thomas and your 5 coal trucks! Vroom-vroom!

Thomas:
5? But I'm supposed to have 6.

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