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[the band's thinking of their name]

Faye:
But I thought you already decided on The Echoes.

Jimmy:
Nah, some band in Buffalo's the Echoes. And I wasn't wild about that.

Lenny:
Let's just call us The - Band You're About To Hear.

Chad:
How about The Corvettes?

Jimmy:
Is that The Corvettes, or the Chordvettes?

Chad:
No, Corvettes, like the car.

Jimmy:
Well see, I was thinking like the Chord...[writes Chordvettes] Chordvettes, like chords in our music.

Lenny:
[Guy walks in] Is that "Skitch" Patterson?

Chad:
Here he is, Erie's lone beatnik.

The Bass Player:
How about the Tempos? Ya know, tempos?

Lenny:
Not the Tempos, the Tempos. I was in a band already called The Tempos, and we were... terrible.

Chad:
Hey Guy, weren't you the drummer for the Tempos?

Guy:
Heard that.

That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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Villapiano:
[laying out money on the bar] Know what that is?

Lenny:
[pauses, then answers hesitantly] Pres - idential flash cards?

Villapiano:
A bonus. Do you know why?

Lenny:
I have no idea.

Villapiano:
To entice you back! The word is out on you O-neders!

Lenny:
Hey, that's O-nedders!

That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[Jimmy's not too pleased with The Wonders being at the shooting of beach flick "Weekend at Party Pier"]

Jimmy:
Hey, do we have a Top 10 record?

Mr. White:
You sure do.

Jimmy:
Well, then, we shouldn't be here.

Mr. White:
Jimmy, you'd rather be back on that state fair tour? They're playing in North Dakota this week.

That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[The Wonders prepare to rock the Hollywood Television Showcase]

Lenny:
Skitch, how did we get here?

Guy:
I led you here, sir, for I am Spartacus.

That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[Jimmy's infuriated about the TV footage of their performance]

Jimmy:
It just appeared, like magic, for the whole world to see.

Faye:
I didn't say anything, I was just as surprised as you.

Jimmy:
"Careful, girls, he's engaged." Am I supposed to buy you some diamond ring now?

Faye:
You're ruining this beautiful moment.

Jimmy:
Where'd you get the idea that we're engaged? We're not! Last thing I need in the world!

That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[after Jimmy bolts the studio and Lenny is nowhere to be found]

Scott Pell:
Well, I guess you don't need me today. [picks up guitar case and leaves]

Mr. White:
Yeah. Wolfman, thank you very much. You're a good man, Scott Pell. Give me a call later on in the week. We'll do something. [Pell nods in agreement and leaves studio]

Guy:
I can't believe this.

Mr. White:
The Wonders are in breach of contract.

Guy:
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Mr. White.

Mr. White:
Well, don't worry. No one's going to prison, son. It's a very common tale.

Guy:
Well, maybe for you, but I was in a band, we still have a hit record.

Mr. White:
Yes, you do. The one-hit Wonders. A very common tale.

Guy:
My first time in a real recording studio.

Mr. White:
You want to hang around for a while? Ok by me, but you're out of the hotel this afternoon. Can't help that. [approaches Guy] You know, Horace was right about you, Guy; you are the smart one. Lenny is the fool, Jimmy is the... talent, and Faye is... [sees Guy's face change at mention of her name] well, now, Faye is special, isn't she? And you are the smart one. That's what I think anyway. [leaves studio]

That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[Knowing that Faye could be going back east and out of his life, Guy tries to go after her]

Lamarr The Doorman:
So, young squire?

Guy Patterson:
[to Faye] Before you go, let me ask you one question.

Faye Dolan:
Shoot.

Guy:
When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, truly, truly, good and kissed?

Faye:
Dave Gammelgard, New Year's Eve, '61.

Guy:
[pause] Okay. [kisses Faye, backs off and they kiss longer as Lamarr smiles]

Faye:
[having kissed] We should have done that a long time ago.

That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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J.D.:
[referring to Daryl] Who's that?

Slocum:
That's Mrs. Dickinson's husband.

J.D.:
Well, shit twice and fall back in.

Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Louise:
You let her go, you fucking asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your brains all over this nice car.

Harlan:
[Getting off of Thelma] Easy, we're just having a little fun.

Louise:
Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!

Harlan:
Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her!

Louise:
What did you say?

Harlan:
I said suck my cock.

[Louise shoots him]

Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Thelma:
Hey Louise, better slow down, I'll just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket. Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?

Louise:
No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last God damned crime!

[Thelma laughs and screams]

Thelma:
Oh man! You wouldn'ta believed it, it was like I was doing it all my life, nobody woulda believed it.

Louise:
Think you found your calling?

Thelma:
May-be... may-be. [gets up in her seat] The call of the wild!

Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Thelma:
Good morning everybody, this is a robbery. Now if nobody loses their head, nobody will lose their head. Simon says everybody lay down on the floor, right away, right away, except you sir. You'll have a story to tell your friends, that or a tag on your toe, it's your decision. Now you take this bag and empty the cash register into it.

Store clerk:
Yes ma'am.

Thelma:
Let's see who wins a prize for keeping their cool. Now you sir, lay back down, thank you. Hey, throw in a couple bottles of Wild Turkey while you're at it.

Store clerk:
Sure ma'am.

Thelma:
Thank you, now everybody just stay down on the floor until I leave, thank you for your cooperation and have a good day.

Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Louise:
Should've gone to the police in the beginning, why didn't I?

Thelma:
You said why before.

Louise:
What'd I say?

Thelma:
That nobody would believe us. You know that jerk was really hurting me, and if you hadn't come along when you had he would've hurt me even worse. And probably nothing would've been done with him because I was dancing with him all night and everybody saw it and they'd figure I had it coming. My life would've been ruined a whole lot more than it is now, now I'm having fun. I'll tell you something else, I'm not the least bit sorry that creep is dead, I'm just sorry it was you who did it and not me.

Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Thelma:
You awake?

Louise:
Guess you could call it that, my eyes are open.

Thelma:
I'm awake too. I feel awake.

Louise:
Good.

Thelma:
I feel really awake. I don't recall ever feeling this awake. You know? Everything looks different now. You feel like that? You feel like you got something to live for now?

Louise:
We'll be drinking margaritas by the sea, mamacita.

Thelma:
You know we could change our names.

Louise:
To live in a hacienda.

Thelma:
I want to get a job, I'll work at Club Med.

Louise:
Yeah, what kind of deal is that cop going to have to come up with to top that?

Thelma:
Have to be pretty good.

Louise:
Have to be pretty damn good.

Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Thelma:
[with a cliff in front of them and cops behind them] OK, then listen; let's not get caught.

Louise:
What're you talkin' about?

Thelma:
Let's keep goin'!

Louise:
What d'you mean?

Thelma:
Go. [nods ahead of them]

Louise:
You sure?

Thelma:
Yeah.

Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Coroner Putnam:
I finished the autopsy on Gramps Johnson. Do you want it technical or plain?

Trooper Capt. Fred Edwards:
Just plain, Doc. Get to the verb.

Coroner Putnam:
Well, Old Man Johnson could've died in any one of five ways: His neck and back were broken, his chest was crushed, his skull was fractured... and here's one for Sherlock Holmes - there was enough formic acid in him to kill twenty men.

Them!  Movie Quote

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Robert Graham:
Pat, if these monsters got started as a result of the first atomic bomb in 1945, what about all the others that have been exploded since then?

Dr. Patricia 'Pat' Medford:
I don't know.

Dr. Harold Medford:
Nobody knows, Robert. When Man entered the atomic age, he opened a door into a new world. What we'll eventually find in that new world, nobody can predict.

Them!  Movie Quote

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Robert Graham:
And I thought today was the end of them.

Dr. Harold Medford:
No. We haven't seen the end of them. We've only had a close view of the beginning of what may be the end of us.

Them!  Movie Quote

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Dr. Patricia 'Pat' Medford:
[observing the tunnel walls] Look! Held together with saliva!

Police Sgt. Ben Peterson:
Yeah! Spit's all that's holding me together right now, too.

Them!  Movie Quote

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Warren:
Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball?

Student:
Hey buddy! I think I know where your ball is!

Warren:
You seen my baseball?

Student:
Yeah, you see that girl over there? She's got it. Only she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear]

Warren:
[Walks up to a couple kissing] Have you seen my....wiener?

Girl:
What?!

Warren:
Have you seen my wiener?!

Boyfriend:
What the hell did you just say buddy?!

Warren:
Wiener....

Boyfriend:
Get your hand off my car, I'm gonna fuckin' kick your ass!

There's Something About Mary  Movie Quote

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Charlie:
Is it the frank or the beans?

Ted:
I don't know, both I guess.

Warren:
[from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

...

Charlie:
Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

There's Something About Mary  Movie Quote

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Ted:
Look, I didn't solicit any sex, OK? This is a huge misunderstanding. I was really going out to pee, I was walking to the bushes, I tripped over this guy - and suddenly all those cops and their helicopters...

Detective Stabler:
Ted, Ted, it's OK, we believe you. [about the dead body in the trunk] The problem is we found your friend in the car.

Ted:
[smiles] Oh, the hitchhiker? That's what this is about, the hitchhiker? Oh, oh, great. This is my luck - I get caught for everything.

Detective Krevoy:
[pats Ted's shoulder] So... you admit it?

Ted:
Ah, yeah, guilty as charged. Look, I know you guys got a job to do, alright? And I'm really sorry. I did it, I admit it. You know, the guy even told me, the hitchhiker told me it was illegal.

Detective Krevoy:
Well, uh, can you tell us his name?

Ted:
Ah... no, I didn't catch it. Can we cut to the chase, I mean, am I like in a lot of trouble here?

Detective Stabler:
[nods] First tell us why you did it.

Ted:
Why I did it? Ah... I don't know. Boredom? The guy turned to be a blubber mouth who just would not shut up.

Detective Krevoy:
[trying to control himself] Ted, this wasn't your first time, was it?

Ted:
No.

Detective Krevoy:
How many are we talking here?

Ted:
[confused] Hitchhikers? My whole life? Ah... I don't know - twenty-five, fifty... I mean, who keeps track? Hey, you know, I know this is the Bible Belt and everything, but where I come from this is not that big deal, I mean...

Detective Krevoy:
You son of a bitch! You're gonna fry! [slams Ted's head against the desk]

Detective Stabler:
Take it easy! Calm down! Are you OK?

Ted:
[to Krevoy] What the hell is wrong with you?

There's Something About Mary  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dom:
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?

Ted:
Cause I'm tired...

Dom:
Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will fuck your head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.

There's Something About Mary  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[When Ted gets his genitals stuck in his zipper]

Charlie:
Is it the frank or the beans?

Ted:
I don't know, both I guess.

Warren:
[from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

Charlie:
Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

There's Something About Mary  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

H. M. Tilford:
Build a pipeline. Make a deal with Union Oil. Be my guest, but if you can't pull it off, you've got an ocean of oil under your feet with nowhere to go. Why not turn it over to us? We'll make you rich. You spend time with your boy. It's a great discovery. Now let us help you.

Daniel Plainview:
[after long pause] Did you just tell me how to run my family?

Tilford:
It might be more important now that you've proven the field and we're offering to buy you out.

Daniel:
One night, I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm going to cut your throat.

There Will Be Blood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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