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Franklin:
That guy cut the hell outta himself. D'you think you could do that to yourself?

Kirk:
I'm not crazy

Franklin:
Yeah, it takes something though; I mean just to do that to yourself; God.

– The Texas Chain Saw Massacre  Movie Quote

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Sally:
[when they arrive at the old house, upon seeing its condition] Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart.

Jerry:
Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi.

– The Texas Chain Saw Massacre  Movie Quote

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Old Man:
Quiet! You act like a pack of hounds.

Hitchhiker:
We're just having fun.

Old Man:
You think this is a party?

Sally:
[to Old Man] Please, help me. You can make them stop...

Hitchhiker:
He can't.

Old Man:
Shut your mouth! [to Sally] Can't be helped, young lady. [The Hitchhiker starts to giggle] Shut up! Don't pay him no mind.

Sally:
Please...you can't let them kill me.

Old Man:
Can't be helped.

Hitchhiker:
[to Leatherface] You like that face?

[Leatherface gibbers]

Sally:
They're crazy. You have to help!

Hitchhiker:
He can't do anything. He's just a cook.

Old Man:
Shut up, you bitch hog!

Hitchhiker:
Me and Leatherface do all the work. He don't like it. Isn't that right? You ain't nothing but a cook.

Old Man:
Shut your mouth! You don't understand nothing.

Hitchhiker:
I understand you're nothing. Me and him do all the work.

Old Man:
I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it.

Sally:
Oh, please! You can't... [to the Hitchhiker] Why do you want to kill me? I never hurt you. [he giggles] Please...I'll do anything you want. [starts crying, then the others begin mocking her tears]

Old Man:
No need to torture the poor girl.

Hitchhiker:
You just the cook, remember. Me and him take care of this.

Old Man:
You get on with it. I won't have this.

Hitchhiker:
We in no hurry. You ain't going nowhere.

– The Texas Chain Saw Massacre  Movie Quote

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Sheriff Hoyt:
Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you.

Luda Mae:
What are you gonna do to him?

Sheriff Hoyt:
Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy.

[Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process]

Monty:
AAAAAAAAAHH!

Sheriff Hoyt:
Look at that, that's not neat at all. Even 'em up boy!

Luda Mae:
No No!

Monty:
AAAAAAAAAAHH!

[Cuts off other leg clean]

Luda Mae:
What on earth didya do that for?

Sheriff Hoyt:
You know, jus' to balance things out.

– The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning  Movie Quote

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Chrissie:
I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table... [pauses] Do you guys fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?

Sheriff Hoyt:
You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, that's what this is! Oh you're all gonna pay for your sins, that's right. And especially you!

– The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sheriff Winston:
[about Leatherface] You raised that retard right, you and me. We ain't takin' this drive right now.

Sheriff Hoyt:
He ain't retarded, he's misunderstood.

– The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning  Movie Quote

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[the band's thinking of their name]

Faye:
But I thought you already decided on The Echoes.

Jimmy:
Nah, some band in Buffalo's the Echoes. And I wasn't wild about that.

Lenny:
Let's just call us The - Band You're About To Hear.

Chad:
How about The Corvettes?

Jimmy:
Is that The Corvettes, or the Chordvettes?

Chad:
No, Corvettes, like the car.

Jimmy:
Well see, I was thinking like the Chord...[writes Chordvettes] Chordvettes, like chords in our music.

Lenny:
[Guy walks in] Is that "Skitch" Patterson?

Chad:
Here he is, Erie's lone beatnik.

The Bass Player:
How about the Tempos? Ya know, tempos?

Lenny:
Not the Tempos, the Tempos. I was in a band already called The Tempos, and we were... terrible.

Chad:
Hey Guy, weren't you the drummer for the Tempos?

Guy:
Heard that.

– That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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Villapiano:
[laying out money on the bar] Know what that is?

Lenny:
[pauses, then answers hesitantly] Pres - idential flash cards?

Villapiano:
A bonus. Do you know why?

Lenny:
I have no idea.

Villapiano:
To entice you back! The word is out on you O-neders!

Lenny:
Hey, that's O-nedders!

– That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[Jimmy's not too pleased with The Wonders being at the shooting of beach flick "Weekend at Party Pier"]

Jimmy:
Hey, do we have a Top 10 record?

Mr. White:
You sure do.

Jimmy:
Well, then, we shouldn't be here.

Mr. White:
Jimmy, you'd rather be back on that state fair tour? They're playing in North Dakota this week.

– That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[The Wonders prepare to rock the Hollywood Television Showcase]

Lenny:
Skitch, how did we get here?

Guy:
I led you here, sir, for I am Spartacus.

– That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[Jimmy's infuriated about the TV footage of their performance]

Jimmy:
It just appeared, like magic, for the whole world to see.

Faye:
I didn't say anything, I was just as surprised as you.

Jimmy:
"Careful, girls, he's engaged." Am I supposed to buy you some diamond ring now?

Faye:
You're ruining this beautiful moment.

Jimmy:
Where'd you get the idea that we're engaged? We're not! Last thing I need in the world!

– That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[after Jimmy bolts the studio and Lenny is nowhere to be found]

Scott Pell:
Well, I guess you don't need me today. [picks up guitar case and leaves]

Mr. White:
Yeah. Wolfman, thank you very much. You're a good man, Scott Pell. Give me a call later on in the week. We'll do something. [Pell nods in agreement and leaves studio]

Guy:
I can't believe this.

Mr. White:
The Wonders are in breach of contract.

Guy:
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Mr. White.

Mr. White:
Well, don't worry. No one's going to prison, son. It's a very common tale.

Guy:
Well, maybe for you, but I was in a band, we still have a hit record.

Mr. White:
Yes, you do. The one-hit Wonders. A very common tale.

Guy:
My first time in a real recording studio.

Mr. White:
You want to hang around for a while? Ok by me, but you're out of the hotel this afternoon. Can't help that. [approaches Guy] You know, Horace was right about you, Guy; you are the smart one. Lenny is the fool, Jimmy is the... talent, and Faye is... [sees Guy's face change at mention of her name] well, now, Faye is special, isn't she? And you are the smart one. That's what I think anyway. [leaves studio]

– That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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[Knowing that Faye could be going back east and out of his life, Guy tries to go after her]

Lamarr The Doorman:
So, young squire?

Guy Patterson:
[to Faye] Before you go, let me ask you one question.

Faye Dolan:
Shoot.

Guy:
When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, truly, truly, good and kissed?

Faye:
Dave Gammelgard, New Year's Eve, '61.

Guy:
[pause] Okay. [kisses Faye, backs off and they kiss longer as Lamarr smiles]

Faye:
[having kissed] We should have done that a long time ago.

– That Thing You Do!  Movie Quote

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J.D.:
[referring to Daryl] Who's that?

Slocum:
That's Mrs. Dickinson's husband.

J.D.:
Well, shit twice and fall back in.

– Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Louise:
You let her go, you fucking asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your brains all over this nice car.

Harlan:
[Getting off of Thelma] Easy, we're just having a little fun.

Louise:
Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!

Harlan:
Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her!

Louise:
What did you say?

Harlan:
I said suck my cock.

[Louise shoots him]

– Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Thelma:
Hey Louise, better slow down, I'll just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket. Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?

Louise:
No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last God damned crime!

[Thelma laughs and screams]

Thelma:
Oh man! You wouldn'ta believed it, it was like I was doing it all my life, nobody woulda believed it.

Louise:
Think you found your calling?

Thelma:
May-be... may-be. [gets up in her seat] The call of the wild!

– Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Thelma:
Good morning everybody, this is a robbery. Now if nobody loses their head, nobody will lose their head. Simon says everybody lay down on the floor, right away, right away, except you sir. You'll have a story to tell your friends, that or a tag on your toe, it's your decision. Now you take this bag and empty the cash register into it.

Store clerk:
Yes ma'am.

Thelma:
Let's see who wins a prize for keeping their cool. Now you sir, lay back down, thank you. Hey, throw in a couple bottles of Wild Turkey while you're at it.

Store clerk:
Sure ma'am.

Thelma:
Thank you, now everybody just stay down on the floor until I leave, thank you for your cooperation and have a good day.

– Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Louise:
Should've gone to the police in the beginning, why didn't I?

Thelma:
You said why before.

Louise:
What'd I say?

Thelma:
That nobody would believe us. You know that jerk was really hurting me, and if you hadn't come along when you had he would've hurt me even worse. And probably nothing would've been done with him because I was dancing with him all night and everybody saw it and they'd figure I had it coming. My life would've been ruined a whole lot more than it is now, now I'm having fun. I'll tell you something else, I'm not the least bit sorry that creep is dead, I'm just sorry it was you who did it and not me.

– Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Thelma:
You awake?

Louise:
Guess you could call it that, my eyes are open.

Thelma:
I'm awake too. I feel awake.

Louise:
Good.

Thelma:
I feel really awake. I don't recall ever feeling this awake. You know? Everything looks different now. You feel like that? You feel like you got something to live for now?

Louise:
We'll be drinking margaritas by the sea, mamacita.

Thelma:
You know we could change our names.

Louise:
To live in a hacienda.

Thelma:
I want to get a job, I'll work at Club Med.

Louise:
Yeah, what kind of deal is that cop going to have to come up with to top that?

Thelma:
Have to be pretty good.

Louise:
Have to be pretty damn good.

– Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Thelma:
[with a cliff in front of them and cops behind them] OK, then listen; let's not get caught.

Louise:
What're you talkin' about?

Thelma:
Let's keep goin'!

Louise:
What d'you mean?

Thelma:
Go. [nods ahead of them]

Louise:
You sure?

Thelma:
Yeah.

– Thelma & Louise  Movie Quote

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Coroner Putnam:
I finished the autopsy on Gramps Johnson. Do you want it technical or plain?

Trooper Capt. Fred Edwards:
Just plain, Doc. Get to the verb.

Coroner Putnam:
Well, Old Man Johnson could've died in any one of five ways: His neck and back were broken, his chest was crushed, his skull was fractured... and here's one for Sherlock Holmes - there was enough formic acid in him to kill twenty men.

– Them!  Movie Quote

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Robert Graham:
Pat, if these monsters got started as a result of the first atomic bomb in 1945, what about all the others that have been exploded since then?

Dr. Patricia 'Pat' Medford:
I don't know.

Dr. Harold Medford:
Nobody knows, Robert. When Man entered the atomic age, he opened a door into a new world. What we'll eventually find in that new world, nobody can predict.

– Them!  Movie Quote

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Robert Graham:
And I thought today was the end of them.

Dr. Harold Medford:
No. We haven't seen the end of them. We've only had a close view of the beginning of what may be the end of us.

– Them!  Movie Quote

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Dr. Patricia 'Pat' Medford:
[observing the tunnel walls] Look! Held together with saliva!

Police Sgt. Ben Peterson:
Yeah! Spit's all that's holding me together right now, too.

– Them!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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