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Daniel Plainview:
You're not the chosen brother, Eli. 'Twas Paul who was chosen. See, he found me and told me about your land. You're just a fool!

Eli Sunday:
Why are you talking about Paul? Don't say this to me.

Daniel:
I did what your brother couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what was there. He found me to take it out of the ground. You know what the funny thing is? Listen, listen, listen! I paid him $10,000 cash in hand, just like that. He has his own company now — prosperous little business — three wells producing $5000 a week. Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense! You're just the afterbirth, Eli —

Eli:
No...

Daniel:
— that slithered out in your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother's teat, eh? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli? One of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. There’s nothing you can do about it. It’s gone, had.

Eli:
If you would just —

Daniel:
You lose.

Eli:
— take this lease, Daniel!

Daniel:
[almost whispers] Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy! Drained dry. I’m so sorry. Here: if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw — There it is. That's a straw, see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room, [walks a few steps away with his arm over his head, indicating the length of the straw] and [he walks back to Eli and puts his hand, with his index finger pointing downward still representing the straw, right in his face] starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your! Milkshake! [makes a loud slurping noise] I DRINK IT UP!

Eli:
Don't bully me, Daniel!

Daniel:
[angrily grabs Eli and throws him to the floor] Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli?! I am the Third Revelation. I am whom the Lord has chosen. [throws bowling balls at Eli]

Eli:
[dodging the bowling balls] Daniel!

Daniel:
Because I'm smarter than you! I'm older!

Eli:
I'm your old friend, Daniel! Help me! Help me, please!

Daniel:
I'm not a false prophet, you sniveling boy! I am the Third Revelation! I am the Third Revelation! I told you I would eat you!

Eli:
We're family!

Daniel:
I told you I would eat you up!

There Will Be Blood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bowie:
She got a real house.

Chickamaw:
Why not? We're real people.

They Live by Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dickie Greenleaf:
Did I know you at Princeton, Tom? I don't think I did.

Tom Ripley:
I...

Dickie Greenleaf:
I mean it as a compliment . You've got such great taste. Most of the thugs at Princeton have tasted everything and had no taste. I used to say , "The Cream of America: Rich and thick." Freddie's the perfect example.

Tom Ripley:
Well... then, I'll take it as a compliment!

Dickie Greenleaf:
Ha! I knew it! Marge and I had a bet! Do you even like jazz, or was that just for my benefit?

Tom Ripley:
I've gotten to like it.

Dickie Greenleaf:
Yes!

Tom Ripley:
I've gotten to like everything about the way you live. It's one big love affair.

The Talented Mr. Ripley  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tom Ripley:
I want to tell you my plan.

Dickie Greenleaf:
So tell me.

Tom Ripley:
Well, I thought... I'd come back in the new year, under my own steam.

Dickie Greenleaf:
Really? To Italy?

Tom Ripley:
Of course. And I figured, just for argument's sake, say I got a place. Or say we split the rent on a house. I could get a job, or, better still, if I got a place in Rome, and then when we're there, we could be there, and when we're here, we could be here.

Dickie Greenleaf:
[uncomfortable] I don't think so.

Tom Ripley:
See, particularly with the Marge problem. You just blame me.

Dickie Greenleaf:
Marge and I are getting married.

Tom Ripley:
How?

Dickie Greenelaf:
[laughs] How?

Tom Ripley:
Yesterday, you were ogling girls on the terrace. Today you're getting married? That's absurd.

Dickie Greenleaf:
I love Marge.

Tom Ripley:
You love me. You're not marrying me.

Dickie Greenleaf:
Tom, I don't love you.

Tom Ripley:
No, I don't mean that as a threat.

Dickie Greenleaf:
To be honest, I'm-I'm a little relieved you're going. I think we've seen enough of each other for a while.

Tom Ripley:
What?

Dickie Greenleaf:
You can be leech! You know that. It's boring. You can be quite boring.

[long pause]

Tom Ripley:
The funny thing is I'm not pretending to be somebody else and you are...

Dickie Greenleaf:
Boring.

Tom Ripley:
I've been absolutely honest with you...about my feelings.

Dickie Greenleaf:
Boring..

Tom Ripley:
But you... first of all, I know there's something. That evening when we played chess, for instance, it was obvious.

Dickie Greenleaf:
[scoffs] What evening?

Tom Ripley:
Oh sure, no, no, it's too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no, we're brothers. Hey. And then you do this sordid thing with Marge. Fucking her on the boat so we all had to listen. Which was excruciating! And you follow your cock around and now you're getting married! I'm bewildered, forgive me. You're lying to Marge and then you're getting married to her. You're knocking up Silvana. You're ruining everybody. You wanna play the sax, you wanna play the drums. I mean, which is it, Dickie? What do you actually play?!

Dickie Greenleaf:
[enraged] Who are you? Huh? Some third class mooch? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? Who are you to tell me anything?! [slaps Tom in the face] Actually I really, really do not want to be on this boat with you. I can't move without you moving. And it gives me the creeps. You give me the creeps! I can't move without you moving...

Tom Ripley:
Shut up...

Dickie Greenleaf:
...I can't breathe without you following me around! You move without [mocks Tom with a falsetto voice] "Dickie, Dickie, Dickie!", like a little girl all the time!

Tom Ripley:
SHUT UP! [hits Dickie in the side of the face with the oar he just grabbed. Dickie grabs his face with both hands. Tom, shocked, puts the oar down] Oh God, Dickie...

Dickie Greenleaf:
[with an unmarked cut on his face, suddenly split open causing his face to be disfigured with blood] For God's sake...

Tom Ripley:
Oh, God! OK. OK. We have to get... OK.

[Dickie suddenly lunges at him]

Dickie Greeneleaf:
You're dead! You're dead!

[Panicked, Tom hits Dickie several times with the oar, until he is finally still]

Tom Ripley':
Stop it! Stop it!

The Talented Mr. Ripley  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daniel Hackett:
Who are you?

Pecos Bill:
I am a ring-tailed roarer. I can draw faster, shoot straighter and drink longer than any man alive. I ride cyclones and i wrassle--

Daniel Hackett:
You got a name, don't you?

Pecos Bill:
I'm gettin' to that. I'm the rip-snortinest cowboy that ever rode North, South, East or West of the Rio Grande. I'm Pecos Bill.

Daniel Hackett:
And I'm Santy Claus.

Pecos Bill:
Friendly cuss, ain't he, Widow Maker? Well, Dan'l Hackett, I think them two varmints got somethin' that belongs to you.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pecos Bill:
I oughta plug you two right now. But I make it a rule never to kill a man on a Sunday.

Grub:
Sunday?

Zeb:
Today's Wednesday.

Pecos Bill:
Wednesday?

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

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Paul Bunyan:
Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but in my day, we didn't steal from the land, we just borrowed from it.

Pecos Bill:
Well, now what in tarnation are you going to do about it?

Paul Bunyan:
I'm going to do as I darn well please and the rest of the world can go to the blazes!

Pecos Bill:
And would that be includin' Paradise Valley?

Paul Bunyan:
Paradise Valley is no concern of mine.

Daniel Hackett:
You're not Paul Bunyan.

Paul Bunyan:
Who says I ain't?

Daniel Hackett:
My pa used to tell me stories about Paul Bunyan. He said that Paul Bunyan was a giant of a man, a man who could tame a continent, a man who could look danger in the eyes and laugh in its face.

Paul Bunyan:
Well, he did get those parts right.

Daniel Hackett:
Well, not from where I'm sitting! Seems to me you're just hiding out, feeling sorry for yourself.

Paul Bunyan:
Pecos, who is this kid?

Daniel Hackett:
Seems to me that you're just plain scared. You are not the Paul Bunyan my pa was telling me about.

Paul Bunyan:
How old are you, kid?

Daniel Hackett:
Twelve.

Paul Bunyan:
Do me a Sequoia-sized favor - Stay out of my way if you want to be thirteen.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

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John Henry:
My record was perfect before today.

Paul Bunyan:
Now you are forever tarnished with ignominious defeat.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

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Calamity Jane:
Well, paint my toenails and curl my hair.

Pecos Bill:
Calamity? My cactus flower!

Calamity Jane:
[shoots his cigar] Don't you "Cactus Flower" me, you double-crossing dog!

Pecos Bill:
I missed you, darling! If only you knew how much I've been thinkin' about you...

Calamity Jane:
I know too well, you pissant, flea-infested little weasel. [shoots the ceiling, causing a bucket to fall on his head]

Pecos Bill:
Calamity, you're looking mighty pretty tonight.

Calamity Jane:
Trying to sweet-talk me, you hairy, overgrown, meally-mouthed, two-faced, lyin', yellow-bellied snivelling snake?! [shoots his belt off] You gutless, brainless, heartless, sidewinder!

Pecos Bill:
[backed to a wall] Now, you still ain't sore about Amarillo, are you?

Calamity Jane:
You had to bring up Amarillo? [shoots an outline of Pecos Bill into the wall]

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pecos Bill:
Stupid ox! What's wrong with the dumb animal?! Why ain't he pulling, Paul?! Why'd he quit pulling, Paul?

Paul Bunyan:
It's very simple. If you insulted him, you have to apologize.

Pecos Bill:
Paul.

Paul Bunyan:
Mister Pecos Bill.

Pecos Bill:
I ain't apologizing to no ox.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daniel Hackett:
I once seen a picture of New York City at night, it's all lit up with all these electric light bulbs. Can use a few of them right now.

Pecos Bill:
Electric light ball?

Daniel Hackett:
Light bulbs. They're balls of glass that light up hundreds of times brighter than the brightest candle.

John Henry:
Go on.

Daniel Hackett:
Well, pretty soon, people won't need lanterns, won't have to go chop their wood to make fires. Just turn this little knob and the electric light bulbs just come on.

Paul Bunyan:
But I like chopping wood.

Daniel Hackett:
Pretty soon, there won't be no darkness. It'll be like noontime at midnight.

John Henry:
Well, how are folks going to see the stars?

Daniel Hackett:
They just... won't see the stars, I guess.

Pecos Bill:
Well, I don't like it. No siree Bob, I don't like it one... Oh... [laughs] If you ask me, I think he's telling us a tall tale.

Paul Bunyan:
Yeah, that's a tall tale. That's a tall tale for sure.

Daniel Hackett:
That's God's honest truth.

Paul Bunyan:
Not see the stars?

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pecos Bill:
This ain't nothin' compared to the summer of '88. It was so hot, all the chickens was layin' fried eggs and babies was cryin' sawdust. Things got so bad, the whole state of Texas lit on fire. So I hightailed it up to Kansas...

Paul Bunyan:
Does this story have a point? Or does it just go on and on and on like this stinkin' desert?

Pecos Bill:
Yeah, this story has a point. I blew out the dang fire! You know, I'm gettin' sick and tired of you complaining and whining all the time!

Paul Bunyan:
I'm lost in a giant barbeque pit and I don't know what's going to kill me first: the heat, the thirst, or having' to listen to your inceseant yammerin!

John Henry:
[Kicking Paul with sand] You shut up, shut up, shut up, you over-grown tub of lard!

Paul Bunyan:
You stay out of this you-you contest loser! What did you call me?!

[Paul and Henry start to fight]

John Henry:
You're nothing but a big fat quitter! QUITTER, QUITTER, QUITTER!

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pecos Bill:
Harm one hair on that boy's head and you're a dead man, Stiles.

J.P. Stiles:
I got no quarrel with you, cowboy, or your friends.

Pecos Bill:
You sure got a peculiar way of showing it.

J.P. Stiles:
[to Daniel] The deed.

Pecos Bill:
You can't have the -

Daniel Hackett:
[pulls the deed from his jacket] We don't have a prayer. We never did.

Pecos Bill:
If that's your way of thinking, I reckon we don't.

J.P. Stiles:
You don't stop progress, cowboy. That's the difference between me and you. I can adjust to the times. You can't.

Paul Bunyan:
Don't listen to him, Daniel.

John Henry:
We can beat this thing yet.

Pecos Bill:
You've just got to believe, boy.

Daniel Hackett:
[hesitates, turns to Pecos, John and Paul] Where do you get off telling me what to do? Where do any of you get off telling people how to live?!

J.P. Stiles:
That's it, boy. That's the spirit!

Pecos Bill:
Don't lose the dream, Daniel.

John Henry:
You don't know what you can do until you try.

Paul Bunyan:
Don't give up on yourself, kid.

Daniel Hackett:
You all are nothing! Just a bunch of tall tales that my pa made up! [turns to Pecos Bill] And you are nothing but hot air.

J.P. Stiles:
I ain't got all day, boy. Time is money.

Pecos Bill:
Don't do it, Daniel.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

J.P. Stiles:
Well, I see your pa sent a boy to do a man's job.

Daniel Hackett:
I come of my own accord!

J.P. Stiles:
The time for deeds is over, kid. Get off the track.

Daniel Hackett:
I'm telling you... to get out of Paradise Valley!

J.P. Stiles:
A little speck of dust like you? You really think you can stop all this? [showcasing the train and tunnel]

Daniel Hackett:
Well, maybe not, but I sure am going to give it my best shot!

J.P. Stiles:
All right. Have it your way, then. [to the engineers] Run him over. [pause] I said, run him over!

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daniel Hackett:
John Henry! Where have you been?!

John Henry:
[holding the train back] Just waiting for you to make your move, Daniel. Just waiting for your to make your move.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

J.P. Stiles:
Mister, I got no fight with you.

Pecos Bill:
Naw, defenseless youngins' and farmers are more your style.

J.P. Stiles:
Mister, you just killed yourself.

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

J.P. Stiles:
Boy, be reasonable! You know we're gonna win in the end! [Daniel moves to strike the pillar] Stop! Just stop. All right, all right. I admit it. You got me over a barrel. My back's to the wall. Name your price.

Daniel Hackett:
I ain't interested!

J.P. Stiles:
You fool! There'll be others just like me, and more after them and after them. Long as there's a profit to be made, we'll never stop. We're comin'!

Daniel Hackett:
Not through our land!

Tall Tale  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jean Girard:
[After breaking Ricky's arm] Your injury is one of ignorance and pride. Au revoir!

Cal:
Now you just hold it right there Mr. Fancypants Foreigner, you just broke my bro's arm, now you're about to get tasered. [Takes out a taser; Jean grabs a pool stick and prepares to fight] Say hello to Dr. Watts!

Ricky Bobby:
Get him Cal.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eugene Fitzherbert (narrating):
This is the story of how I died...and went to Heaven!!! Okay, so the Kingdom of Corona, to be exact, but hey, let's not get hung up on semantics. Once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens You know what? I'm just gonna give you the rapid-fire shorthand here. The sundrop created a golden flower with healing powers, creepy, old, Mother Gothel sang a song to said flower to regain her youth. Yada, yada, yada, the queen got sick, flower healed queen, queen gave birth to Rapunzel, who was born with the flower's magical healing powers, and everything was all flying lanterns and cheering subjects, until Gothel stole the princess and kept her locked in a tower for 18 long years. Then the princess was rescued by a dashing, steely-eyed, suave, smoldering, devilishly charming rogue. Now, some people might have called him a thief, but I always preferred the term "misunderstood good guy." You see, it wasn't always easy for young —

Princess Rapunzel:
Hey, Eugene, focus.

Eugene:
Huh! Oh, right. Sorry, So the beautiful young maiden - that's you- and the handsome rouge - that's me- made a deal. We followed some lanterns, I saved you from Gothel, you saved me from death, and then you got arguably the world's most overly dramatic haircut. And then -

Rapunzel:
And then I was reunited with my long-lost family. But that is where our new story began. Six months had passed, I was loving life inside the Kingdom of Corona, and my coronation to officially become princess had finally come.

Eugene:
We all had a few surprises that day. Didn't we, sunshine? (Pascal squeaks) Laugh it up, frog.

Rapunzel:
Now, I know what you're all thinking. Yes, Eugene and I did get married. But make no mistake, getting to the wedding day and our happily ever after would be the biggest adventure we would ever face.

Eugene:
Oh, that's good.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

Eugene:
Yes. Yes I have. So how about we make you an official princess?

Rapunzel:
Oh, is that today?

Eugene:
Very funny.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Looks at the view of the rising sun all over the kingdom of Corona)

Rapunzel:
Whoa. Eugene, have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

Eugene:
Yes. Yes I have.

Eugene:
That girl over there.

(points to lovely girl across the land)

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Queen Arianna:
Rapunzel just needs some space. No one said dealing with teenagers would be easy.

King Fredric:
Teenager or not, Arianna, she will be queen one day. I have to prepare her for that.

(Recalls that horrible night, 18 years ago, when his infant daughter was taken)

King Fredric:
Guards! My child! Rapunzel!! (to his wife) I just want to protect her.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rapunzel:
What are they?

Cassandra:
Nobody knows. They just sprouted up here about a year ago. And watch this. You might wanna stand back for this.

(Uses her sword on the rock spikes, which breaks with ease and the thorn-like rocks remain intact)

Rapunzel:
Whoa.

Cassandra:
They're unbreakable.

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cassandra:
Told you I'd get you in and out. Piece of cake.

Rapunzel:
Piece of cake!? Piece of cake? Uh, did you see the 70 feet of "my father's going to kill me" coming from my head?

Tangled: Before Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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