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[When Phineas and Ferb choose a pet playtpus]

Young Candace:
What would you even name a platypus?

Phineas:
[narrating about when they got Perry] 'Course Ferb and I knew exactly what to name you.

Young Phineas and Ferb:
Bartholemew.

Young Perry:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Phineas:
Then when we got home, we renamed you Perry.

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Phineas:
Oh, there you are, Perry.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Perry?

Phineas:
Yeah, he's our pet platypus.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Is every platypus named Perry?

Phineas:
In a perfect world, yes.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Aww, well, he's a cute little fella. Hi, there. [tickles Perry's chin] Gootchie... [Perry bites his finger] OW, OW, OW!

Phineas:
Perry, no! [he and Ferb pull him off] We do not bite the elderly!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Again, ow. No, it's okay, platypusses don't typically like me.

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Fix the machine!

Phineas:
No!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Then you forced my hand! [takes out dog puppet; talks as puppet] Fix the machine!

Phineas:
No!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Really? When I was your age, I did whatever a puppet told me to!

Phineas:
How old do you think we are?!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Oh, I don't know. 1, 2? It's hard to tell with the one eye!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz a picture of Perry without his hat.]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Now, what do you see?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
An ordinary platypus.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
[flips page to Perry with his hat] NOW, what do you see?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
You know, I'm beginning to see why you haven't taken over as leader in your dimension.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Well Mr. Eviler-Than-Thou how did you manage to take over the Tri-State Area?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Simple. I used a big army of scary robots.

Robots:
[Using Norm heads] We should do lunch sometime!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
If you and I are the same person why are you so much better at being evil than me?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.

[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
That's...that's it!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
What do you mean!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Well I never lost the train.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Great! We can be a team!!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
[Sarcastically] R-r-right...a team.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension):
[Sarcastically] Nooo!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Candace (2nd Dimension):
Are there four of you in this room?

Phineas:
Five counting Perry.

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Candace:
Why are there four of you? And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?

Isabella (2nd Dimension):
[Angrily] What do you mean suddenly?

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[When Phineas disowns Perry and sends him away to follow 2nd Dimension Doofesnhmirtz's order to turn himself in]

Phineas:
You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us". [walks back inside]

Ferb:
Well, you could, but it would just be "Platyp."

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Oh you caught it! Here, unlock me.

Candace:
Are you even paying attention?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
(looks at the lava) Oh that's right the lava, it can wait.

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Phineas:
Perry, let go!

Perry:
[looks at Phineas in shock]

Candace:
What?! No, no, don't let go!

Phineas:
Perry, trust me!

Candace:
Two words! La-va!

Phineas:
Trust me!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror as I punch a hole through to another dimension. Behold, the OtherDimensionat...

Norm:
Sir!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
What? What?

Norm:
I finished setting up the buffet.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Oh for crying out loud, Norm, I was in the zone.

Norm:
I just thought you were playing with your doll!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
It's not a dog, it's a stand-in (he said, picking up and showing a Perry the Platypus doll). Pretendy the PracticePus, see?

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Computer:
Phineas and Ferb, this message is top secret, for your ears only. If you are hearing this, the Tri-State Area is at emergency alert level alpha red. Agent P needs your help.

Phineas:
How does he know we'll know what to do?

Computer:
He knows you know what to do. He also knows you two are the only ones capable of helping him because you two are the only ones capable of creating these.

[A door opens.]

Computer:
Auto scan replication initiated.

[Suddenly machines begin to recreate inventions Phineas and Ferb have built in the past.]

Phineas:
Ferb, I think I know what we're going to do today!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Last lines]

Isabella:
Uh, Major Monogram?

Monogram:
Yes?

Isabella:
So, none of us will remember any of today?

Monogram:
That's right.

Isabella:
Good! [kisses Phineas on the lips]

Phineas:
[surprised] Isabella!

Isabella:
Hit it, Carl!

Phineas:
Wait, wait, wait!

[Carl fires the Amnesia-inator, erasing everyone's mind]

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sol Robeson:
Certain programs cause computers to get stuck in a particular loop. The loop leads to meltdown but just before the crash, they become aware of their own structure. The computer has a sense of its own silicon nature and it prints out the ingredients.

Maximillian Cohen:
The computer becomes conscious?

Sol Robeson:
In some ways, I guess.

Maximillian Cohen:
Studying the pattern made Euclid conscious of itself. I had to... Before it died it spit out the number. That consciousness is the number?

Sol Robeson:
No, Max. It's only a nasty bug.

Maximillian Cohen:
It's more than that, Sol.

Sol Robeson:
No, it's not. It's a dead end. There's nothing there.

Maximillian Cohen:
It's a door, Sol. It's a door.

Sol Robeson:
A door at the front of a cliff. You're driving yourself over the edge.

Pi  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joey:
You'd sell anybody for buttons.

Moe Williams:
Yeah, but not to you, Mister!

Pickup on South Street  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jan:
Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment!

Police Officer:
Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Jan and Brad are on the phone discussing a phone schedule]

Jan:
We'll just have to try living with each other...

[Jan pauses, waiting for a response]

Brad:
Well?

Jan:
I was waiting for you to make some off-color remark.

Brad:
Miss Morrow, is that all you have on your mind?

Jan:
Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half-hour and I'll stick to mine!

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brad:
Why don't you take her over for the rest of the evening?

Jonathan:
Me?

Brad:
Yeah! Take her dancing maybe. She's dying to learn how to dance.

Jonathan:
Wait wait. She doesn't know how to dance?

Brad:
Well naturally, she doesn't get out of the house very often.

Jonathan:
What do you mean, "naturally"?

Brad:
Jonathan, believe me, you and Moose - I mean Miss Taggett will get along...

Jonathan:
"Moose"?

Brad:
So what the girl picks up a nickname? You know, how cruel kids can be. Especially, when someone is a little different.

Jonathan:
Different? How different?

Brad:
Well... You know. [hesitatingly points to face] Just different.

Jonathan:
[Pointing to a fat lady sitting at a table] That couldn't be her, could it?

Brad:
How can you tell?

[waves at the lady, who waves back]

Brad:
See, she's so friendly. C'mon.

Jonathan:
Oh no! Its your moose. Happy Hunting!

[Jonathan leaves]

Brad:
Yes, indeed.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jonathan:
Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met.

Brad:
That's what you said when you married that stripper.

Jonathan:
She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brad:
[on the phone pretending to be Rex] Am I gonna see you tonight?

Jan:
I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date.

Brad:
Who with?

Jan:
A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes.

Brad:
Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date.

Jan:
No I'm not.

Brad:
And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to.

Jan:
I know you're not.

Brad:
I'll pick you up at 8.

Jan:
I'll be ready.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Saul:
Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Let's go! C'mon, man, let's get the fuck outta here.

Dale:
[sarcastically] Okay... Uhh, let's go... No... It's not working... the battery's dead.

Saul:
Wait.... What do you mean, it's dead?

Dale:
[laughing] What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead.

Saul:
No, no. What do you mean, the battery's dead?

Dale:
How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

Saul:
[frustrated sigh] How did this happen?

Dale:
Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-

Saul:
Aw, man... Talk radio?

Dale:
Yes, talk radio.

Saul:
So boring, man. The car just committed suicide.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dale:
You're sure We can trust this guy?

Saul:
Yo, Red.

Red:
Who is it?

Saul:
It's Bruce.

Red:
Bruce? Who the fuck is this? Saul. What's up?

Saul:
Who do you think it is?

Red:
Who's this?

Dale:
I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.

Red:
Dale who?

Dale:
It's best if you don't know my full name.

Saul:
Dale Denton. don't worry He's with me.

Red:
Dale Denton. Nice to meet you, bro. Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay

Saul:
You better.

Red:
Get in here.

Saul:
Coming in.

Red:
Y,all Wanna buy some drugs?

Saul:
Frisk me.

Red:
What's up? What's up? What's up?

Saul:
Get it.

Red:
Give it. give it. Look at that, huh? What's up, players?

Saul:
What's up?

Red:
I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling. What's up with the clothes?

Saul:
Oh We were camping.

Red:
Camping?

Saul:
Yeah.

Dale:
Is your, uh, is your lip okay, man?

Saul:
You been crying?

Red:
(clearly bruised and cut) Oh, my, my lip? Uh, it's a cold sore. Never had one before so uh, I started to cry. I think it's like, a lot worse than it looks, though. It's like a simple kind of....

Saul:
(interrupting Red) S-so... does that mean fuckin' herpes?

Red:
Yeah, y-yeah, yes it does.

Saul:
Wow! Fuckin' sick, man! You know how many joints we've shared?!

Red:
I know, I'm a disgusting person...

Saul:
Ugh, herpes is for LIFE, bro!

Red:
Ya, well I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical.. ointment on it. I've been taking vicoden. That doesn't really take the swelling down though.

Saul:
It's from that time. I told you, man. You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.

Red:
Out of her vagina. Remember what you did? What did you do? You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

Saul:
You fucking said you wouldn't tell. You sowed your own poison, man.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Red:
You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here bro! Okay?

Dale:
What's the significance of that?

Red:
It makes me aerodynamic when I fight! I can take danger!

Dale:
Okay, has anyone called asking about Saul or the Pineapple Express? That's all we need to know.

Red:
"uh-uh."

Saul:
"uh-huh"

Dale:
"uh-huh"

Red:
"uh-uh."

Dale:
Is it "uh-huh" or "uh-uh"?

Red:
It's "uh-uh."

Saul:
There it is, man. Cleared. Over. Everything's fine. I told you, bro. We had a Wacky night in the woods... ...but we both can put that behind us like adults. Now it's time to get super-duper high. Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?

Red:
Bong Mitzvah." Hit it up dude.

Saul:
Yes.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the police cruiser, Dale is trying to tell Barber about what he witnessed]

Barber:
So you're telling me you saw Ted Jones and a police officer kill somebody.

Dale:
That's exactly what I've been telling you.

Barber:
And you saw it?

Dale:
Yes. Do you believe me?

Barber:
I don't know. Was it a woman or a man cop?

Dale:
It was a policewoman. It was a woman.

Barber:
Oh I think I know who that bitch was.

Dale:
Yes, I will identify that bitch.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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