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Phineas:
Oh, there you are, Perry.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Perry?

Phineas:
Yeah, he's our pet platypus.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Is every platypus named Perry?

Phineas:
In a perfect world, yes.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Aww, well, he's a cute little fella. Hi, there. [tickles Perry's chin] Gootchie... [Perry bites his finger] OW, OW, OW!

Phineas:
Perry, no! [he and Ferb pull him off] We do not bite the elderly!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Again, ow. No, it's okay, platypusses don't typically like me.

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Fix the machine!

Phineas:
No!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Then you forced my hand! [takes out dog puppet; talks as puppet] Fix the machine!

Phineas:
No!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Really? When I was your age, I did whatever a puppet told me to!

Phineas:
How old do you think we are?!

Doofenshmirtz-2:
Oh, I don't know. 1, 2? It's hard to tell with the one eye!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz a picture of Perry without his hat.]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Now, what do you see?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
An ordinary platypus.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
[flips page to Perry with his hat] NOW, what do you see?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
You know, I'm beginning to see why you haven't taken over as leader in your dimension.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Well Mr. Eviler-Than-Thou how did you manage to take over the Tri-State Area?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Simple. I used a big army of scary robots.

Robots:
[Using Norm heads] We should do lunch sometime!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
If you and I are the same person why are you so much better at being evil than me?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.

[Awkward pause for about 10 seconds]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
That's...that's it!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
What do you mean!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
That's your emotionally scarring backstory? That's your great tragedy? Dude, I was raised by ocelots, literally, disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me you lost a toy train? That's it? That's all you got? Really? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up girl's clothing, neither of my parents showed up for my birth!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Well how did you feel when ya lost that toy train?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Well I never lost the train.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
Well perhaps if you did maybe you would have done better. Since you've neglected to take over your Tri-State Area I will go over there and give my own shot.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Great! We can be a team!!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension):
[Sarcastically] R-r-right...a team.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Hey wait are you being sarcastic!?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension):
[Sarcastically] Nooo!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Yeah right there I believe that is what I sound like when I'm being sarcastic!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Candace (2nd Dimension):
Are there four of you in this room?

Phineas:
Five counting Perry.

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Candace:
Why are there four of you? And why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?

Isabella (2nd Dimension):
[Angrily] What do you mean suddenly?

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[When Phineas disowns Perry and sends him away to follow 2nd Dimension Doofesnhmirtz's order to turn himself in]

Phineas:
You know, I used to think you couldn't spell "platypus" without "us". [walks back inside]

Ferb:
Well, you could, but it would just be "Platyp."

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Oh you caught it! Here, unlock me.

Candace:
Are you even paying attention?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
(looks at the lava) Oh that's right the lava, it can wait.

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Phineas:
Perry, let go!

Perry:
[looks at Phineas in shock]

Candace:
What?! No, no, don't let go!

Phineas:
Perry, trust me!

Candace:
Two words! La-va!

Phineas:
Trust me!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror as I punch a hole through to another dimension. Behold, the OtherDimensionat...

Norm:
Sir!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
What? What?

Norm:
I finished setting up the buffet.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
Oh for crying out loud, Norm, I was in the zone.

Norm:
I just thought you were playing with your doll!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz:
It's not a dog, it's a stand-in (he said, picking up and showing a Perry the Platypus doll). Pretendy the PracticePus, see?

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Computer:
Phineas and Ferb, this message is top secret, for your ears only. If you are hearing this, the Tri-State Area is at emergency alert level alpha red. Agent P needs your help.

Phineas:
How does he know we'll know what to do?

Computer:
He knows you know what to do. He also knows you two are the only ones capable of helping him because you two are the only ones capable of creating these.

[A door opens.]

Computer:
Auto scan replication initiated.

[Suddenly machines begin to recreate inventions Phineas and Ferb have built in the past.]

Phineas:
Ferb, I think I know what we're going to do today!

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Last lines]

Isabella:
Uh, Major Monogram?

Monogram:
Yes?

Isabella:
So, none of us will remember any of today?

Monogram:
That's right.

Isabella:
Good! [kisses Phineas on the lips]

Phineas:
[surprised] Isabella!

Isabella:
Hit it, Carl!

Phineas:
Wait, wait, wait!

[Carl fires the Amnesia-inator, erasing everyone's mind]

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sol Robeson:
Certain programs cause computers to get stuck in a particular loop. The loop leads to meltdown but just before the crash, they become aware of their own structure. The computer has a sense of its own silicon nature and it prints out the ingredients.

Maximillian Cohen:
The computer becomes conscious?

Sol Robeson:
In some ways, I guess.

Maximillian Cohen:
Studying the pattern made Euclid conscious of itself. I had to... Before it died it spit out the number. That consciousness is the number?

Sol Robeson:
No, Max. It's only a nasty bug.

Maximillian Cohen:
It's more than that, Sol.

Sol Robeson:
No, it's not. It's a dead end. There's nothing there.

Maximillian Cohen:
It's a door, Sol. It's a door.

Sol Robeson:
A door at the front of a cliff. You're driving yourself over the edge.

Pi  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joey:
You'd sell anybody for buttons.

Moe Williams:
Yeah, but not to you, Mister!

Pickup on South Street  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jan:
Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment!

Police Officer:
Well, I can't say that I blame him, miss.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Jan and Brad are on the phone discussing a phone schedule]

Jan:
We'll just have to try living with each other...

[Jan pauses, waiting for a response]

Brad:
Well?

Jan:
I was waiting for you to make some off-color remark.

Brad:
Miss Morrow, is that all you have on your mind?

Jan:
Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half-hour and I'll stick to mine!

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brad:
Why don't you take her over for the rest of the evening?

Jonathan:
Me?

Brad:
Yeah! Take her dancing maybe. She's dying to learn how to dance.

Jonathan:
Wait wait. She doesn't know how to dance?

Brad:
Well naturally, she doesn't get out of the house very often.

Jonathan:
What do you mean, "naturally"?

Brad:
Jonathan, believe me, you and Moose - I mean Miss Taggett will get along...

Jonathan:
"Moose"?

Brad:
So what the girl picks up a nickname? You know, how cruel kids can be. Especially, when someone is a little different.

Jonathan:
Different? How different?

Brad:
Well... You know. [hesitatingly points to face] Just different.

Jonathan:
[Pointing to a fat lady sitting at a table] That couldn't be her, could it?

Brad:
How can you tell?

[waves at the lady, who waves back]

Brad:
See, she's so friendly. C'mon.

Jonathan:
Oh no! Its your moose. Happy Hunting!

[Jonathan leaves]

Brad:
Yes, indeed.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jonathan:
Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met.

Brad:
That's what you said when you married that stripper.

Jonathan:
She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brad:
[on the phone pretending to be Rex] Am I gonna see you tonight?

Jan:
I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date.

Brad:
Who with?

Jan:
A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes.

Brad:
Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date.

Jan:
No I'm not.

Brad:
And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to.

Jan:
I know you're not.

Brad:
I'll pick you up at 8.

Jan:
I'll be ready.

Pillow Talk  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Saul:
Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Let's go! C'mon, man, let's get the fuck outta here.

Dale:
[sarcastically] Okay... Uhh, let's go... No... It's not working... the battery's dead.

Saul:
Wait.... What do you mean, it's dead?

Dale:
[laughing] What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead.

Saul:
No, no. What do you mean, the battery's dead?

Dale:
How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.

Saul:
[frustrated sigh] How did this happen?

Dale:
Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-

Saul:
Aw, man... Talk radio?

Dale:
Yes, talk radio.

Saul:
So boring, man. The car just committed suicide.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dale:
You're sure We can trust this guy?

Saul:
Yo, Red.

Red:
Who is it?

Saul:
It's Bruce.

Red:
Bruce? Who the fuck is this? Saul. What's up?

Saul:
Who do you think it is?

Red:
Who's this?

Dale:
I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you.

Red:
Dale who?

Dale:
It's best if you don't know my full name.

Saul:
Dale Denton. don't worry He's with me.

Red:
Dale Denton. Nice to meet you, bro. Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay

Saul:
You better.

Red:
Get in here.

Saul:
Coming in.

Red:
Y,all Wanna buy some drugs?

Saul:
Frisk me.

Red:
What's up? What's up? What's up?

Saul:
Get it.

Red:
Give it. give it. Look at that, huh? What's up, players?

Saul:
What's up?

Red:
I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling. What's up with the clothes?

Saul:
Oh We were camping.

Red:
Camping?

Saul:
Yeah.

Dale:
Is your, uh, is your lip okay, man?

Saul:
You been crying?

Red:
(clearly bruised and cut) Oh, my, my lip? Uh, it's a cold sore. Never had one before so uh, I started to cry. I think it's like, a lot worse than it looks, though. It's like a simple kind of....

Saul:
(interrupting Red) S-so... does that mean fuckin' herpes?

Red:
Yeah, y-yeah, yes it does.

Saul:
Wow! Fuckin' sick, man! You know how many joints we've shared?!

Red:
I know, I'm a disgusting person...

Saul:
Ugh, herpes is for LIFE, bro!

Red:
Ya, well I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical.. ointment on it. I've been taking vicoden. That doesn't really take the swelling down though.

Saul:
It's from that time. I told you, man. You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it.

Red:
Out of her vagina. Remember what you did? What did you do? You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole.

Saul:
You fucking said you wouldn't tell. You sowed your own poison, man.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Red:
You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here bro! Okay?

Dale:
What's the significance of that?

Red:
It makes me aerodynamic when I fight! I can take danger!

Dale:
Okay, has anyone called asking about Saul or the Pineapple Express? That's all we need to know.

Red:
"uh-uh."

Saul:
"uh-huh"

Dale:
"uh-huh"

Red:
"uh-uh."

Dale:
Is it "uh-huh" or "uh-uh"?

Red:
It's "uh-uh."

Saul:
There it is, man. Cleared. Over. Everything's fine. I told you, bro. We had a Wacky night in the woods... ...but we both can put that behind us like adults. Now it's time to get super-duper high. Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv?

Red:
Bong Mitzvah." Hit it up dude.

Saul:
Yes.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the police cruiser, Dale is trying to tell Barber about what he witnessed]

Barber:
So you're telling me you saw Ted Jones and a police officer kill somebody.

Dale:
That's exactly what I've been telling you.

Barber:
And you saw it?

Dale:
Yes. Do you believe me?

Barber:
I don't know. Was it a woman or a man cop?

Dale:
It was a policewoman. It was a woman.

Barber:
Oh I think I know who that bitch was.

Dale:
Yes, I will identify that bitch.

Pineapple Express  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Raymond Marble:
As you know, Divine has achieved a sort of fame lately, both locally and on the national level. You may have heard the term the "filthiest person alive"?

Cookie:
I have heard the term, yes. The papers call her that and she is known as that to a limited extent in your more crime-conscious sections of the city.

Connie Marble:
Well we feel this to be an untrue statement! We feel that Raymond and I far surpass her in every aspect of the term filth. As you know, we run a baby ring. It's really a very simple process, we keep two girls at all time who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to lesbian couples, and then we invest the money in various businesses around town.

Raymond Marble:
We own a few pornography shops, plus we front money to a chain of heroin-pushers in the inner-city elementary schools.

Connie Marble:
We feel the attention that's been focused on Divine lately is most unfair. She is merely a common thief and murderer. Unfortunately for us our line of work limits our chances for publicity and travel, but this does not mean that we wish to go unnoticed. After all, we have not worked all these years in order to be outstaged by this fat hog that calls herself divine!

Pink Flamingos  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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