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Bumper: You are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen. Fat Amy: Well, you're no panty-dropper yourself. Bumper: So I have a feeling...that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling? Fat Amy: Well I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think hmm...better not. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Aubrey: I know you have a toner for Jesse. Beca: A what? Aubrey: A toner. A musical boner. I saw it on Hood Night. It's distracting. Beca: Yeah, that's not a thing, and you're not the boss of me. So... Aubrey: You took an oath. Beca: That oath cost you two girls already today. I'm pretty sure you need me more than I need you. [starts to walk away] Aubrey: I can see your toner through those jeans!! Beca: That's my dick. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder! Gail: Whoo! That's right, John, I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown. John: Can I help? – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Beca: You must really sweep your girlfriend off her feet. Jesse: Oh I don't have a girlfriend. Beca: [sarcastically] What!? No! You have juice pouches and Rocky! Jesse: Okay, so what do you wanna watch first? Beca: Can we do something else? We could relive my parents' divorce. Or visit a gynecologist. Jesse: What, do you not like movies or something? [Beca gives him a look] Like, any movies? You don't...What the hell is wrong with you? How do you not like movies? Not liking movies is like not liking puppies. Beca: They're fine. I just get bored and never make it to the end. Jesse: The endings are the best part! Beca: They're predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl, and that kid sees dead people, and Darth Vader is Luke's father. Jesse: Okay, right, so you just happened to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history? Beca: "Vader" in German means father. His name is literally "Darth Father." Jesse: ...So you know German. Well now I know why you don't like fun things. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jesse: [after helping get Beca out of jail] Hey, Hilary Swank from Million Dollar Baby. Beca: Hey, you know you just have to say, "Hey, Million Dollar Baby." You don't have to reference the specific actress. Jesse: Damn, prison changed you. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Beca returns to her room after being released from jail] Fat Amy: What up, Shawshank? Cynthia-Rose: Did you get yourself a bitch? Fat Amy: Did they spray you with a hose? Lilly: [quietly] I did a turn at County. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gail: The Barden Bellas went deep into the archive for that song, John. I remember singing it with my own a cappella group. John: And what group was that, Gail? Gail: The Minstrel Cycles, John. John: Well, that's an unfortunate name. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kolio: [notices Fat Amy at the gas station that the Treblemakers are passing in their bus] Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy? Bumper: Donald, slow down. Slow down! Yeah! [runs to the window] Hey, Amy? SABOTAGE!! [chucks his burrito out of the window, and it hits Fat Amy in the chest] Fat Amy: Ugh! [the Trebles laugh as they drive away] I've been shot. I've just been SHOT! Help me! [slowly collapses] Cynthia Rose: [gets out of the bus] Fat Amy! They shot Amy! I've got you, I've got you. [tries to help Fat Amy by giving her mouth to mouth] Fat Amy: No, no, no, I'm talking, I'm talking... I'm sitting up. Cynthia Rose: All right, cool. [Beca and Lilly get out to help] Fat Amy: There's no need for that. No mouth to mouth. Oh, shit! Bumper threw a big-ass burrito at me! I'm gonna kill him, I swear. I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake! – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gail: Whoo, that little peanut can sing! John: He really can. It sounds to me, though, Gail, like his boys haven't dropped yet, if you know what I mean. Gail: If you mean his testicles, then I do, John. I do. I really do. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stacie: Well, I'll confess something that none of you know about me. I have a lot of sex. Fat Amy: Yeah, we know Stacie. Stacie: Only 'cause I just told you. Beca: This is a good idea. That was a pretty...bad example, but this is a good idea. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fat Amy: Come on, I joined this group so I could hang out with a bunch of really cool chicks. And also 'cause I was really sick of all my boyfriends and I need to get away from that. But this is some serious horseshit. – Pitch Perfect Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eckle's Mother: What did I tell you about these kind of movies? Eckle: It was almost over! Besides they're all the same. Eckle's Mother: That's not true. – Planet 51 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chuck: [Taking off his helmet] I can breathe, I can breathe! Lem: [After Chuck spoke] You speak my language. Chuck: That's amazing! You speak my language! Lem: Yeah, that's what I just said. Chuck: You just said, "that's what I just said". [Excited] Say something else! Lem: Like what? Chuck: "Like what?". They're gonna freak back at Kennedy. I am Captain Charles T. Baker, astronaut. AS-TRO-NAUT. Lem: [Points at Chuck] ASSSSSSSS– Chuck: [Clears throat] TRO-NAUT! Lem: Lem. LEEEMMM. Chuck: Either you name's Lem, or you want to mate with me? Houston, we have a little problem. Lem: What do you want? Chuck: Thanks for asking. Coffee, light, two sugars. Got any Frappuchino up here? Any puff pastry, too. Thanks. Lem: No, I mean... are you here to take over our world and, like, eat our brains? Chuck: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on! What kind of sick planet is this? First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? Not full of sea-monkeys dancing to the oldies. My mission was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls and head back to the Kids' Choice Awards. I'm getting SLIMED! [Lem stares at him] What? Lem: You were just talking alien. Chuck: Hey! I'm not the alien here. You are. Lem: ME? YOU are. Chuck: No, YOU are. Lem: YOU are! You-- You came to MY planet. Chuck: [Chuckling] An ALIEN planet! HELLOOOOOOO! Lem: Hello. Chuck: Not, "hello", "HELLOOOOOO!" Lem: Hello-- What? Chuck: What? Lem: Huh? Chuck: Huh? Lem: HUH? Chuck: [Annoyed] Let's start over. Look, there's a command module in orbit, right now. It's running out of fuel, and has to leave in... [checks his timer] 74 hours (which is 3 days), and if I'm not on it, it goes back to Earth without me, capisce? [Lem stares at him; Baker sighs] I have to get to my ship and go back up in space! Can you help me? Lem: You want me to take you to your flying saucer? No! If they catch me helping you, who knows what they'll do to me? I'll lose everything. My life's just getting perfect! Chuck: Kid, I-- You are a kid, right? You're not like an 1,000 year old Yoda, or anything? Never mind. Look, kid, you're my only hope! [Thinking of a lie to convince Lem to help] But I suppose you could leave me stranded. My wife will have to support the kids. 11. We have eleven kids, always hungry. Yeah, yeah, but hey, they'll get by without a father. The important thing here is for you to avoid a little trouble. – Planet 51 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Three astronauts look at the sun which the Planet of the Apes orbits] Landon: Where are we, Bellatrix? Dodge: No, it is too white for Bellatrix. Taylor: You are 300 light years from your precious planet. Your loved ones are dead and forgotten for 20 centuries. 20 centuries! Even if you could get back, they would think you were something that fell out of a tree. [Dodge wanders off to look at flora and fauna of this unique planet, but is out of earshot] Taylor [talking to Landon]: Clue me in on something, will you? Why did you sign on for this trip? You volunteered. Never mind; I'll clue you in. You were the golden boy of the class of '72. When they nominated you for the big one, you couldn't turn it down...not without losing your all-American image. Landon: Climb off, will you? Taylor: Oh, and the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-size bronze statue of you standing out there somewhere. It's probably turned green by now; nobody can read the nameplate. But never let it be said that we forget our heroes. Landon [annoyed]: Taylor, I'm telling you to climb off my back! Taylor: And there's just one last item: immortality. You wanted to live forever, didn't you? Well, you damn near made it. Except for me and Dodge, you've lived longer than anyone ever born. And with our lovely Lieutenant Stewart dead, looks like you're the last of the line. You got what you wanted, tiger. How does it taste? – Planet of the Apes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Taylor: There's your Minister of Science; honor bound to expand the frontiers of knowledge. Dr. Zira: Taylor please! Taylor: Except that he's also Chief Defender of the Faith! Dr. Zaius: There is no contradiction between faith and science... true science. Taylor: Are you willing to put that statement to the test? Cornelius: Taylor I would much rather... Taylor: Take it easy, you saved me from this fanatic, maybe I can return the favor! – Planet of the Apes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Zaius: Tell me, why are all apes created equal? George: Some apes, it seems, are more equal than others. – Planet of the Apes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[before he leaves] George: Lucius. Lucius: I still say you're making a mistake. George: That's the spirit, keep 'em flying. Lucius: ...What? George: The flags of discontent. Remember, never trust anybody over thirty. – Planet of the Apes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leader of the Hunt: I don't understand these animal psychologists. What is Dr. Zira trying to prove? Dr. Zaius: That man can be domesticated. – Planet of the Apes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
George: [brandishing rifle] Don't try to follow us. I'm pretty handy with this. Dr. Zaius: Of that, I'm sure. All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it. Like death itself. George: Why? I've terrified you from the first, Doctor. I still do. You're afraid of me and you hate me. Why? Dr. Zaius: Because you're a man! And you're right. I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand in hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a war-like creature who gives battle to everything around him...even himself. George: What evidence? There were no weapons in that cave. Dr. Zaius: The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it ages ago. George: It still doesn't give me the why...a planet where apes evolved from men? There's got to be an answer. Dr. Zaius: [with surprisingly genuine sympathy] Don't look for it, Taylor! You may not...like, what you'll find. – Planet of the Apes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lucius: Dr. Zaius, this is inexcusible! Why must knowledge stand still? What about the future?! Dr. Zaius: I may just have saved it for you. Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor? Dr. Zaius: His destiny. – Planet of the Apes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lt. Gen. Karl Vasich: Delta Pod, your flight is not authorized! Capt. Leo Davidson: I'm going to get my chimp. Vasich: You bring that thing back here now! Return to base! Davidson: Never send a monkey to do a man's job. – Planet of the Apes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bea: What do you miss most about the store? And don't say having everything in its proper place. I get it. You have control issues. Thomas McGregor: I miss being helpful. A parent or grandparent comes into this shop looking for a gift for the child they love. I ask a few simple questions and know exactly what they need. I love helping people get what they want. [pause] Especially when they don't even know that they want it. Those are the best. – Peter Rabbit Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Arnold Philbin: You know what? Winslow Leach: What? Arnold Philbin: I think the Juicy Fruits are gonna dig it. Winslow Leach: The Juicy Fruits? Arnold Philbin: I'm not promising anything, kid- [Winslow slams Philbin against the wall] Winslow Leach: I'm not gonna let my music be mutilated by those greaseballs! Arnold Philbin: Hey, take it easy — Winslow Leach: I'm the only one who can sing Faust! – Phantom of the Paradise Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Swan: Here's the contract. Everything I've said and more is in it. Winslow Leach: I'll read it. Swan: At your leisure. Winslow Leach: "The party of the first part gives the party of the second part and his associates full power to do with him at their pleasure. To rule, to send, to fetch, or carry him or his, be it either body, soul, flesh, blood or goods." What does that mean? Swan: That's a transportation clause. [Swan has moved to the other side of the Phantom] Winslow Leach: "All articles which have been excluded shall be deemed included." What does that mean? Swan: That's a clause to protect you, Winslow. Anyway, what difference does it make? What choice do you have? Winslow Leach: [after reading the contract] I'll rewrite my cantata. But you best play what I write. [Swan pokes the Phantom's finger with his pen, drawing blood…] Swan: Ink isn't worth anything to me, Winslow. Now sign. – Phantom of the Paradise Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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