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Ellie Graham:
[as the runaway bride gets a ride on a Federal Express van] I wonder where she's going.

Fisher:
I don't know, but wherever it is she will be there by 10:30 tomorrow.

Runaway Bride  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Ike and Maggie have just kissed]

Bob Kelly:
[to Maggie] If you were imagining me, you did great. [turns to Ike] What the hell were YOU doing?

Ike Graham:
I'm sorry, Bob. She kissed me back.

Maggie Carpenter:
I kissed him back.

Bob Kelly:
Yeah, I caught that. Want to tell me how long this has been going on?

Maggie Carpenter:
About a minute...?

Ike Graham:
A little longer for me.

Maggie Carpenter:
[smiles] Really?

Bob Kelly:
What do you expect me to say to this?

Ike Graham:
How about - "I hope you'll be very happy together"?

[Bob punches Ike in the face]

Bob Kelly:
I hope you'll be very happy together.

Runaway Bride  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Grandma:
[about Ike] I like his tight butt.

Maggie Carpenter:
Grandma!

Grandma:
Well, I do.

Runaway Bride  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Maggie Carpenter:
I wanted to tell you why I run - sometimes ride - away from things.

Ike Graham:
Does it matter?

Maggie Carpenter:
I think so. [takes a deep breath] When I was walking down the aisle, I was walking toward somebody who didn't have any idea who I really was. And it was only half the other person's fault, because I had done everything to convince him that I was exactly what he wanted. So it was good that I didn't go through with it because it would have been a lie. But you - you knew the real me.

Ike Graham:
Yes, I did.

Maggie Carpenter:
I didn't. And you being the one at the end of the aisle didn't just fix that.

Runaway Bride  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Maggie Carpenter:
I love you, Homer Eisenhower Graham. Will you marry me?

Ike Graham:
I... I've got to think about this a little bit.

Maggie Carpenter:
Good. I was hoping you'd say that.

Ike Graham:
[laughing] You were not!

Maggie Carpenter:
I was, because if you said "yes" right away, then I wouldn't get to say this next part, and I've been practicing. [Maggie sits down, clears her throat] Ready?

Ike Graham:
I'm listening.

Maggie Carpenter:
I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is going to want get out. But I also guarantee... [starts to cry] that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart... you're the only one for me.

Runaway Bride  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The resistance hacks into the ICS broadcast and puts in their own video of spliced clips]

Damon Killian:
[on video] And who loves you, and who do you LOVE?!

Studio Audience:
KILLIAN!!!

Killian:
YES!!! [zoom in] YES!!! [zoom in further] YES!!!["KILLIAN IS LYING TO YOU" appears on the screen]

[The audience and Killian watch the video in confusion]

Audience member:
Hey, what's going on?!

Killian:
[on video] We don't lie - lie - lie... like our previous winners Whitman, Price, and Haddad. You remember them! [stills appear of the corpses that Amber found in the locker room] There they are at this very moment, basking under the Maui sun, their debt to society paid in full. Watch that screen.

[Raw footage of the Bakersfield massacre begins to play]

Dispatcher:
[to Richards] Yankee Nine-Niner, what's the status of the crowd?

Ben Richards:
Food riot in progress. Approximately 1,500 civilians. No weapons are evident.

Dispatcher:
Proceed with Plan Alpha, eliminate anything moving.

Richards:
I said the crowd is unarmed! There are lots of women and children down there. All they want is some food, for God's sake!

[The audience and Killian continue to watch in bewilderment]

Dispatcher:
As you were, Richards. Proceed with Plan Alpha. All rioters must be eliminated.

Richards:
The hell with you! I will not fire on helpless human beings!

Dispatcher:
You have your orders, Yankee Nine-Niner, proceed with Plan Alpha.

[at the ICS control room]

Tony:
Where's it coming from?

Brenda:
The network satellite.

[Just as Tony is about to turn the dial to override the satellite, Stevie and several resistance fighters burst into the control room, guns pointed]

Stevie:
[menacingly] Don't touch that dial.

[Cut back to the video]

Richards:
Abort mission. We return to base...

Dispatcher:
Saunders, do you copy? Take command. Detain Richards and proceed as ordered.

[Fight breaks out]

Soldier:
Richards, what the fuck are you doing?!

[The soldiers overpower Richards and knock him out; Cut to the studio, where the audience gasp at the footage in disbelief]

Killian:
Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll please bear with us, we're experiencing technical difficulties!

Mrs McArdle:
Bullshit!!

[Richards and the other resistance fighters burst into the studio with guns]

Richards:
It's showtime!

The Running Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sang:
The drop will be made tonight, 11:00pm. The amount will be $50,000,000.

Carter:
$50,000,000?! Who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?!

Sang:
In U.S. currency. Nothing bigger than a 50.

Carter:
All right. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. $50,000,000. No prob. No prob.

Sang:
I want 20,000,000 in 50s...

Carter:
[writes it down] 20,000,000 in 50s.

Sang:
20,000,000 in 20s...

Carter:
20,000,000 in 20s.

Sang:
And 10,000,000 in 10s.

Carter:
And 10,000,000 in 10s. You want any 5s with that?

Rush Hour  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cab Driver:
[points a gun at Lee and Carter] Don't move! [ Lee and Carter put their hands up] Drop your guns.

Carter:
Hey man look, FBI? [shows his badge]

Lee:
Oh, um...I'm policeman! I'm just showing him how to take a gun from a suspect. [Carter is stunned at discovering Lee speaks English]

Rush Hour  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Carter arrives at Consul Han's residence]

Carter:
Hey man, you seen a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?

Secret Service guy:
Go screw yourself.

Carter:
What did you say?

Secret Service guy:
Go screw yourself.

Carter:
You get your sensitive ass up there and let me in! Get out of the way!

Rush Hour  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lee:
[Singing "War"] What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Good God you all.

Carter:
It's not "you all" its "y'all".

Lee:
Yahl?

Carter:
Y'all!

Lee:
Yaal!

Carter:
Man you sound like a karate movie. Y'all!

Rush Hour  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Chinese food seller handing Carter some Chinese food.]

Carter:
Damn Chen, some greasy shit? You aint got no better food like some chicken wings, some baby back-ribs, some fries or something?

Chen:
Chinese food! No soul food here!

Carter:
I ain't say nothing about no soul food. I said ain't you got some better food? I don't want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?

Chen:
Fung geneo bunkwain.

Carter:
I'm a chilly what?

Chen:
I'm no punk bitch!

Carter:
I aint no punk bitch either!

Chen:
I'm no punk bitch!

Rush Hour  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Carter and Lee board a flight to China]

Carter:
Man, how long is this flight?

Lee:
Fifteen hours.

Carter:
Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours?

[Lee shrugs, then puts on headphones]

Lee:
(singing) Huh!

Carter:
(Carter turns in horror)

Lee:
(singing) War! Uh! Good God "yaw."

Carter:
Aw, hell no! Stewardess, get me another seat! Stewardess!

Rush Hour  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Carter and Lee are forced to fight Ricky Tan's Triad goons but Carter accidentally hits Lee]

Carter:
Sorry, man!

Lee:
[Holds nose painfully] Carter!

Carter:
All y'all look alike!

Rush Hour 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carter:
Hey, baby. Carter. James Carter. Baldwin Hills.

Isabella Molina:
Isabella Molina, San Juan.

Carter:
San Juan! I've been there many times on my private plane. You must know my good friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Morotto Malosso Megusto.

Isabella:
No, I'm afraid not.

Carter:
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you rode in the best of circles. If you need anything, champagne, caviar, my yacht is your yacht.

Isabella:
This is your yacht?

Carter:
I'm the captain. El capitan.

Isabella:
El capitan....

Carter:
Look, I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you. I can imagine me and you in one of those bathrooms in about five minutes.

Isabella:
Oh, it's such a beautiful yacht. What's it called?

Carter:
What's it called? [Isabella nods] The S.S. Minnow Johnson.

Isabella:
The S.S. Minnow Johnson? Funny. The name on the back was the Red Dragon.

Carter:
The Red Dragon?

Isabella:
Yes. Because this is my friend's yacht. And this is his party.

Carter:
Your's friend yacht? Man, no wonder my key didn't work. All these yachts look all the same these days.

Steven Reign:
Who's your friend?

Isabella:
Someone who got on the wrong yacht.

Carter:
Hey I know you, you're Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. You must have a private plane as well. It's fun, isn't it? What are you doing out here in Hong Kong?

Reign:
I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights. [looks at Isabella] Shall we?

Isabella:
[gets up to slow-dance with Reign] Enjoy the party, Mr. Carter.

Carter:
I will, Miss Isabella.

Rush Hour 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carter:
Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's Theory of Criminal Investigation: follow the rich white man!

Lee:
Follow the rich white man?

Carter:
Exactly, now you're learning. Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waiting for his cut. Now, in our case we know who the rich white man is. Steven Reign!

Lee:
Who?

Carter:
Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire, I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat. When the shooting started he was way too cool. Now lemme tell you something: when people start shooting, white people ain't that cool. They either running around hiding behind tables or screaming like, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Lee:
You sound like that all the time!

Carter:
Let me tell you something about black people: When stuff goes down, we keep our cool.

Lee:
Maybe, but not like Asians. We never panic.

Carter:
Yeah, right. When Godzilla's coming y'all be tripping. I've seen the movie, everyone goin' "gaicka, gaicka"!

Rush Hour 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Lee and Carter stake out Steven Reign's woman, Isabella Molina, who seems to be retiring for the night]

Carter:
What's going on?

Lee:
[watches as disrobes] She.... uh.... is just standing around, not doing much.

Carter:
Well stay awake, something bound to happen.

Lee:
I try to stay awake...this is so boring. [While watching Isabella undress, whispers] Slow down baby....

Carter:
What did you say?

Lee:
Huh? Uh.... I said nothing!

Carter:
I heard you say something!

Lee:
No, no, nothing.

Carter:
[notices Lee's shifting, gets up from bed] What is going on Lee?

Lee:
She's.... getting undressed!

Carter:
What?

Lee:
She's getting undressed! [Carter forces Lee out of the telescope] Hey! It's not right.

Carter:
LORD, HAVE MERCY! She's taking off her skirt!

Lee:
I cannot hear this! [walks away]

Carter:
Black bra, black panties... Victoria's Secret spring catalogue, page 27. Girl's got class. [zooms in] She got a tattoo, that's cute. It looks like.... Snoopy.

Lee:
Snoopy! I love Snoopy! [Tries to grab periscope]

Carter:
Hold up, I love Snoopy too. [Isabella opens the door for a delivery woman] Wait, it looks like somebody dropping off a package. Hey, that's the same person that dropped off the package at your office.

Lee and Carter:
It's a bomb! [scrambles to the suite]

Rush Hour 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Carter and Lee hit the Vegas branch of Versace where a salesman greets them]

Salesman:
Hi, nice to see you. Can I help you gentlemen?

Carter:
Yeah. I'm gonna need black, 42-long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner something from the kid's department.

Salesman:
OK, would your partner like to be wrapped in silk too? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike.

Carter:
No - wait a minute - no! This ain't no couples thing, man. We're police officers; we're working a very dangerous case and we need some clothes.

Lee:
Yes, there are alot of men chasing us.

Salesman:
As well they should be. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, OK? Because I'm going to turn you two into the belle of the ball.

Lee:
Thank you.

Salesman:
Absolutely. [to Carter] Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochaccino face, beautiful skin, and the big broad shoulders, OK? Let's put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin... buttercream... buttercream... croc-skin... buttercream...What size is the waist? Let's go in! [approaches Carter with open arms]

Carter:
Hey! Watch it, sweetness!

Salesman:
He's got some fire to him!

Carter:
Honeycups!

Salesman:
I like that!

Carter:
Go get the clothes! Hurry up!

Salesman:
I'll go pull some items. Oh, Jesus! Lil' Kim! I'll be back.

Carter:
[Looks to Lee] You saw that?

Lee:
He likes you.

Carter:
[Looks at him like he's lost his mind] I'm not shoppin' with you no more.

Rush Hour 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[at the Red Dragon craps table, Carter has had enough of the harassment]

Carter:
How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?

Pit Boss:
We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight!

Carter:
Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commodores! How about Peaches and Herb? Gladys Knight and the Pips? Ike and Tina? They can get back together, this is crazy-

Pit Boss:
Sir, please calm down.

Carter:
[with hands wailing manically in the air] I ain't calming down no more! I'm sick, you people tryin' to calm me down.

Rush Hour 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In the penthouse, Lee has a gun pointed at Ricky's Head]

Carter:
[just walked into the room] Hey, Ricky. How you doin'? Lee, I see you got everything under control, man. I'mma go back downstairs and.... DAMN! [notices Reign's body] What happened to Reign?

Ricky:
Would you like me to tell you how your father died? [Lee cocks the gun]

Carter:
Hey. Wait one second, Lee. It ain't worth it man. He tryin' to trick you. Don't go too far, man.

Ricky:
He never begged for his life or tried to make a deal.

Carter:
Put the gun down.

Ricky:
All he asked me, just seconds before I pulled the trigger, was that I promise not to kill you. Oh, it was so pathetic.

Carter Aw, hell no. He done went too far now, Lee. You better shoot his ass right now, Lee. Shoot his ASS!

Ricky:
What are you gonna do, Lee? [Lee's face is showing hesitation]

Carter:
All you gotta do is pull that trigger back and BAM!

Ricky:
Are you gonna spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?

Carter:
Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that! Shoot him, Lee!

Ricky:
You can't do it, can you?

Carter:
Yes, hell you can, Lee. Ain't nobody up here but us, man.

Ricky:
Just as I thought.

Carter:
Go off on him, man! He tryin' to punk you! Shoot him!

Ricky:
Go on!

Carter:
If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung-fu his ass or somethin'!

Lee:
CARTER!

[Ricky pushes Lee's hand out of the way, causing him to pull the trigger, barely missing Carter]

Rush Hour 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Woman 1:
This is bullshit! do you know who I am? My family owns half of Rodeo Drive!

Carter:
Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter L.A.P.D. My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard.

Woman #2:
I want a lawyer.

Carter:
You need a personal trainer. This license says 180 pounds, you weigh more than that damn car girl.

Woman #2:
I have a thyroid condition.

Carter:
Well stop eating thyroids!

Woman #1:
Look, can't you just like give us a warning or something?

Carter:
That depends, you girls like chinese?

Rush Hour 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carter:
Oh?

Lee & Carter:
Shit!

Carter:
I'm going to kill you Lee!

Rush Hour 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carter:
You're messed up in some weird shit, lady. I mean man, Whatever the hell you are.

Genevieve:
I am a woman!

Rush Hour 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Little John:
Aw, how about that for luck? It's only a circus! A peanut operation!

Robin Hood:
Peanuts? Why, you dunce, that's the royal coach! It's Prince John himself!

Little John:
The prince? Wait a minute, there's a law against robbing royalty. I'll catch you later.

Robin Hood:
What? And miss this chance to perform before royalty?

Little John:
[groan] Well - here we go again...

Robin Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mother Rabbit:
Oh, you have made his birthday a wonderful one. How can I ever thank you?

Robin Hood:
I only wish I could do more. [hands her a small bag of gold] Here. And keep your chin up. Soon there'll be happiness in Nottingham again, you'll see.

Robin Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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