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Tulio:
 :[chuckling, holding a bowl with a lemon] That kid does you better than you do. [sighs] Some send-off, huh? We're finally at the "go back to Spain and live like kings" part.

[the children laugh, then Chel puts the kid down]

Tulio:
Ooh-hoo-hoo. :[drinking the bowl]

Miguel:
Well, isn't king kind of a step down from god?

Tulio:
 :[stops drinking and spits] What? Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Miguel, we can't stay here. :[chuckling] We have a plan, remember?

Miguel:
How about we forget the plan? Hmm?

Tulio:
What?

[the jaguar statue roars and appears and breaks out of the temple, and then they both scream like girls]

Tzekel-Kan:
 :[evil laughter] Now everyone will know the truth of your "divinity"!

The Road to El Dorado  Movie Quote

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[Tzekel-Kan corners Miguel and Tulio on the edge of a cliff overlooking a cenote well with the animated stone jaguar]

Tzekel-Kan:
I know what you are. And I know what you are not. And you are not GODS!

Tulio:
[to Miguel, after an awkward silence] You-You're not a god?! You lied to me?

[He clears his throat, urging Miguel to play along, only to have Miguel glare back at him]

Tulio:
[Gasps in surprise, then flings him towards Tzekel-Kan, still keeping up the act] How dare you?!

Miguel:
[Playing along with Tulio, but reluctantly] Hey, it was his stupid plan!

Tzekel-Kan:
[confused] What?

Tulio:
Woah, woah, oh. My plan was that we should lie low! But your plan was to run off and be all "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a god!"

Miguel:
That's not true!

Tulio:
No? Who are you kidding?! You're buying your own con!

Miguel:
At least I'm not dating mine!

Tulio:
I-- Ooh, low blow. Listen, Mr. High-and-Mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had [smacks him in the back of the head] just listened to me!

[Tzekel-Kan smirks in amusement]

Miguel:
Well, now you've got all the precious gold and Chel, so what do you need [smacks Tulio back] me for?!

Tulio:
Well, maybe I don't need you anymore!

Miguel:
Well, then why don't you just go back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll [shoves him] both get what we want?!

Tulio:
[shoves him back] That's fine with me, pal!

Miguel:
[smacks him] Fine with me too!

Tzekel-Kan:
[still amused] Ooh.

Tulio:
[smacks Miguel back] Fine!

Tzekel-Kan:
Ouch!

Miguel:
[hits Tulio] Okay!

Tzekel-Kan:
[chuckles]

Both:
All RIGHT! [both punch Tzekel-Kan, knocking him down]

Tulio:
Tie him up!

[Tulio and Miguel tried to tie Tzekel-Kan. When suddenly, Tzekel-Kan roars at them.]

Tulio:
What? Whoa.

[The jaguar statue comes back alive, ready to eat Tulio and Miguel, They screaming in terror]

Tulio:
JUMP!

[They both falls down when the vines are hanging on. The jaguar jumps right in front of Tzekel-Kan. Then cliff starting to break away. They screaming, Tulio and Miguel runs away from the cliff breaking. Then, breaking completely, Tzekel-Kan and the jaguar send into the whirlpool]

Tzekel-Kan:
NOOOOOOO!!!!

[Tzekel-Kan and stone jaguar falls into the whirlpool. Tzekel-Kan swimming around the whirlpool and goes straight towards the jungle. Moments later. Tzekel-Kan gets out of the water, then hearing a sword clanging while Cortes and the guards appear, then shuddering]

Tzekel-Kan:
My lord.

[Tzekel-Kan crawling on the water, then Cortes puts the gun touches the earing]

Cortes:
Where did you get this?

[Cortes lets go of the earing, Then, Tzekel-Kan smiling at Cortes]

The Road to El Dorado  Movie Quote

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[last lines]

Chel:
Hey, guys. Come on! You don't want to stay here forever, do you?

Miguel:
But, uh, we don't have a map.

Tulio:
We don't have a plan.

Chel:
Well, that's what makes it interesting. [Altivo nods in agreement]

Tulio:
[getting the idea] You're right!

Miguel:
What are we waiting for?

Chel:
Let's follow that trail! Hyah! [Miguel and Tulio fall off Altivo] Come on, boys!

Tulio:
[he and Miguel chase Chel and Altivo] Hey! Altivo! [Miguel pushes him] Augh! [gets back up.] Sit, boy! Sit! Chel, we're not on the horse!

[Chel laughs as the armadillo chases some butterflies and eats one, ending the movie]

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Michael Sullivan:
I'd like to work for you.

Frank Nitti:
[Chuckles] Well... that's very interesting.

Michael Sullivan:
And in return, I'd like you to turn a blind eye to... what I have to do.

Frank Nitti:
And what is that?

Michael Sullivan:
Kill the man who murdered my family.

Road to Perdition  Movie Quote

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Michael Sullivan:
[teaching his son to drive] Look out for the tractor, Mike. Michael... look out for the tractor. You're coming up now. Watch out for the tractor. Watch out for the tractor! Watch out for the tractor!

[Sullivan, Jr. swerves to avoid the tractor in the nick of time]

Michael Sullivan, Jr.:
We made it!

Michael Sullivan:
[sarcastically] Oh, yeah, yeah. We made it.

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[Sullivan has a gun to Kelly's head]

Jack Kelly:
Think, Mike. Don't be stupid. I'm just the messenger.

Michael Sullivan:
[lowers his gun] Then give Mr. Rooney a message for me.

Jack Kelly:
What is it?

[Sullivan shoots him]

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[in the church]

Michael Sullivan:
Hello John.

John Rooney:
You're a smart man, Michael.

Michael Sullivan:
I wanna talk.

John Rooney:
Here?

Michael Sullivan:
Downstairs.

[in the church basement]

John Rooney:
I didn't think I'd see you again.

Michael Sullivan:
Read this. Connor's been stealing from you for years. He keeps accounts open under the names of dead men. Men like the McGoverns. I stood there and helped him kill Finn to line his own pockets. I thought was I working for you, but I wasn't.

John Rooney:
You think I'd give up my son?

Michael Sullivan:
He was betraying you.

John Rooney:
I know. Now, listen to me. I tried to avoid more bloodshed. You wouldn't accept that, so I did what was necessary. But I've always loved you like a son. And now I'm telling you, leave before it's to late.

Michael Sullivan:
Think. Think. They're protecting him now, but when you're gone, they won't need him. This ends with Connor dead regardless.

John Rooney:
That may be. But you are asking me to give you the key to his room so you can walk in, put a gun to his head, and pull the trigger. I can't do that.

Michael Sullivan:
He murdered Annie and Peter!

John Rooney:
There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven.

Michael Sullivan:
Michael could.

John Rooney:
Then do everything that you can to see that that happens. Leave. I'm begging you. It's the only way.

Michael Sullivan:
And if I go?

John Rooney:
Then I will mourn the son I lost.

Road to Perdition  Movie Quote

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Barry:
Can we please feed Mitch now?

Rubin:
No. If he overeats, he could die.

Barry:
So? It would be worth it.

Road Trip  Movie Quote

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Rubin:
This is sort of an unusual question, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own.

Motel Clerk:
Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.

Rubin:
No? OK. That's OK. Thanks.

Motel Clerk:
Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Hunh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it.

Rubin:
[sotto, walking away] Dick.

Motel Clerk:
By the way, Cheech, that credit card you guys gave me last night was maxed out, so don't go spending all your cash on needles and guns just yet.

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E.L.:
Barry, fast forward to the horny stuff.

[The tape fast forwards, only to play more of the video message to Tiffany]

E.L.:
Is this the kind of shit you've been sending Tiffany?

Josh:
I thought I told you to mail this yesterday?

Rubin:
Yeah, it was on your desk I mailed it this morning.

Josh:
[Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him] OH FUCK!

[Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video]

E.L.:
W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany.

[Josh nods]

E.L.:
Yes!

Josh:
Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Barry:
Hey, hey.

Josh:
What?

Barry:
Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.

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E.L.:
[trying to convince Josh to have sex with Beth] Your dick will never forgive you.

E.L.:
[bends down to talk to Josh's dick] What do you think little man? Don't you ever want to experience something new?

E.L.:
[pretends to be Josh's dick with squeaky high pitched voice] It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.

Road Trip  Movie Quote

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Kyle:
Well, we had a few drinks, danced a little, and... y'know.

E.L.:
No, we don't know. Why don't you tell us?

[Kyle reaches into his bag and pulls out an oversized pair of leopard-print panties]

E.L.:
What the hell is that?! Did you kill a cheetah?

Kyle:
What? No, these are her underwear! She gave them to me! [puts them up to his face and sniffs them, much to everyone's disgust] I boinked her!

E.L.:
... "boinked"?

[Everyone laughs, including Kyle who is still too proud to care]

Josh:
Well, Kyle, I certainly hope you got all the "boinking" out of your system, because we got a lot of driving to do today, guys.

Road Trip  Movie Quote

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Josh:
You can teach ancient philosophy in 46 hours?

Rubin:
I can teach Japanese to a chimp in 46 hours. You just have to find a way to relate the material.

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Frat member:
[Holding up a white hood] Are you in the Ku Klux Klan?

Josh:
Whoa whoa, that isn't ours.

Kyle:
That's not mine!

Josh:
OK, hold on, th-there's obviously some explanation.

Frat member:
There is. See your boy here's an evil bigot, and now he's gonna die.

Kyle:
[faints]

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Panama:
You've been nice to me. You took a rap that I couldn't afford to take. It would have put me out of business. And I'd hate to see someone like you banging his head against a stone wall. Now the liquor business is gonna grow big and it's gonna grow fast. So get in line, buster. Hack drivers are a dime a dozen.

Eddie:
But you gotta know people.

Panama:
I know people.

Eddie:
It takes money.

Panama:
Oh, I can get it - if you start small.

Eddie:
Tell me, what's in this for you? What's your take?

Panama:
Nuthin'. That story about the guy in the cell was a sad one. I'd hate to have somebody tell me that about you.

Eddie:
Why?

Panama:
I once knew a soldier like you who went to France. He never came back. I never got over it. That's why.

Eddie:
Is that all of it?

Panama:
If you don't like that story, I'll try to think of another one.

Eddie:
That'll do for now.

The Roaring Twenties  Movie Quote

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Panama:
[about Jean] What's this kid got on you?

Eddie:
Oh, I don't know. Whatever it takes to get a guy like me, she's got.

Panama:
Does she know about this?

Eddie:
No, I'm gonna tell her after the show.

Panama:
You might be movin' too fast, Eddie. Sometimes you get over these things and you're sorry.

Eddie:
I don't think I'll ever get over this one.

Panama:
You're battin' out of your league, buster. You're used to traveling around with - dames like me. You sure got it bad. Suppose she turns you down.

Eddie:
Turn me down? Why should she turn me down?

Panama:
Suppose you tell me about that later.

The Roaring Twenties  Movie Quote

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Jean:
They seemed to like me, didn't they?

Eddie:
You're stallin' me, Jean.

Jean:
You've been awfully good to me.

Eddie:
I improve with age. You want the Brooklyn Bridge, all you gotta do is ask for it. If I can't buy it, I'll steal it. Well?

Jean:
Eddie, I don't know.

Eddie:
Whaddya mean, you don't know?

Jean:
I haven't had time to think about it.

Eddie:
You've had plenty of time. I didn't have to tell you the way I felt about you. You must have seen it in a million ways.

Jean:
I have.

Eddie:
Well?

Jean:
I don't know, Eddie, I just don't know.

Eddie:
But don't you know the way you feel about me, whether you like me or whether you don't?

Jean:
Oh, I do like you, but...I just can't tell you.

Eddie:
I know what's botherin' you. Maybe Panama was right. Maybe you and me don't play in the same league. Yeah, that's it. You don't like the racket I'm in. You don't like the people I know or the things I do. It's not me, it's what I stand for, am I right?

Jean:
Why I...

Eddie:
Yeah, I am right. Well, I'm not gonna let this stand between you and me, not the way I feel about you. I'll get out. A few more years in this business, I'll have enough dough...so we can settle down and forget all this. How does that sound to ya?

Jean:
Why, it sounds all right.

The Roaring Twenties  Movie Quote

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George:
[about Lloyd and Jean] I'll lay ya eight to five right now - that's kid's gonna move in on your gal.

Eddie:
I hope you know what you're talkin' about.

George:
Sure I do. Listen Eddie, I'm tryin' to steer you right. Listen, gals like her go for guys like that, you know, with all that Joe College stuff. He's gonna take her to football games, fraternity dances, all that rah-rah stuff. A kid like him can't miss.

Panama:
Calm down, Eddie. Maybe George is right. If he is, there's nothing you can do about it.

Eddie:
Shudd-up. I trust my friends. [Eddie leaves]

George:
You know, he's a sucker. I don't trust mine.

Panama:
It's mutual, chump. They don't trust you either.

The Roaring Twenties  Movie Quote

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George:
[about Lloyd] This guy's got enough on us to...

Eddie:
He won't talk.

George:
He better not. [to Lloyd] Now listen, Harvard. You came into this racket with your eyes open. You learned a lot and you know a lot. If any of it gets out, you go out with your eyes open, only this time, they'll have pennies on them. All right, now scram, get out of here, go on home and chase ambulances.

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Panama:
Eddie, I'm gonna tell you something you won't like. Jean's quit the club, gave her notice.

Eddie:
Quit, what for?

Panama:
Do I have to draw you a diagram?

Eddie:
Now look, you're tryin' to say somethin'. Get it off your chest and say it.

Panama:
Jean's in love.

Eddie:
Well, now you're bein' full of news. Sure she is, with me.

Panama:
Eddie, this is gonna be kinda hard to take and I don't want ya to get mad. Jean was never in love with you. She went hook, line, and sinker for that Lloyd guy the minute she saw him. And she's been seeing him every time your back was turned. I tried to give you the steer, but I guess I didn't get it over. Everybody knew it but you. Now look, Eddie, as far as Jean is concerned, you've been...

Eddie:
Shudd-up.

Panama:
Okay.

The Roaring Twenties  Movie Quote

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Lloyd:
The days of the rackets are over.

Eddie:
Don't you kid yourself about that. They'll always be guys tryin' to get up there quick - and I'm one of 'em. Oh, I know you take your job very seriously and I want to give you some good advice. I see by the papers that the district attorney's office is building up a case against our old friend George.

Lloyd:
It's already built up.

Eddie:
You remember what George said about what would happen if you talked?

Lloyd:
I remember.

Eddie:
So does he.

The Roaring Twenties  Movie Quote

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Eddie:
Yeah sure, it's his duty. It's George's duty to stop him. I'd do the same thing in George's place.

Jean:
Eddie, please, for my sake...

Eddie:
The same old story, the same old story. Any time she wants anything, she comes to me. I suppose that's all I ever meant to you anyway...Maybe a patsy once but never twice.

Panama:
Well, I don't see how it's gonna do any harm to talk to George.

Eddie:
Talk? There's only one language George understands. And do you think I'm gonna walk into an ambush just because that big, dumb, good-lookin' husband of hers doesn't know enough to keep his trap shut? You're crazy. No dice, Jean, no dice.

Panama:
Look Eddie, you've got to do something for them. She's got something to look forward to.

Eddie:
So have I.

Panama:
What?

Eddie:
I'll be up there again.

Panama:
Eddie, you're kidding yourself. The race is over. We're both finished out of the money.

Eddie:
Maybe for you, but not for me.

Panama:
It's over for all of us: you, me, and George. Eddie, something new is happening, something you don't understand.

The Roaring Twenties  Movie Quote

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Eddie:
I came up here to talk to you about Lloyd.

George:
There ain't nothin' to talk about.

Eddie:
I think there is.

George:
Get him out of here, Lefty....

Eddie:
Now wait a minute, George, you know that if you get rid of Lloyd, there'll always be somebody to take his place, you know that.

George:
I'll worry about that when it happens.

Eddie:
But they got a kid.

George:
Oh. Still carrying a torch for that dame, huh?

Eddie:
I suppose I am.

George:
Then what are ya beefin' about? I'm doin' ya a favor by knockin' 'em off. I want him to keep his mouth shut.

Eddie:
But he can't. Look George, there's a new kind of setup you don't understand. Guys don't go around tearing things apart like we used to. People try to build things up and that's what Lloyd's tryin' to do. In this new setup, well, you and me just don't belong, that's all.

George:
Maybe you don't. I do all right, anytime, anyplace.

The Roaring Twenties  Movie Quote

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Panama:
[identifying a body] This is Eddie Bartlett.

Cop:
Well, how are you hooked up with him?

Panama:
I could never figure it out.

Cop:
What was his business?

Panama:
He used to be a big shot.

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