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[Goodspeed just told the FBI that Mason is dead]

Stanley Goodspeed:
Womack tore up your pardon, John.

John Mason:
But of course. I knew he would.

Goodspeed:
The S.D.U.s and the scuba gear should still be where we came ashore. If you can get to the Pan Pacific Hotel, there's clothes in my closet and $200 in the Bible, Room 26.

Mason:
Well, it's been a long time since I've said thank you to anybody...but thank you.

– The Rock  Movie Quote

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[repeated line]

Hunch:
Uncle Dukey!

– Rock-a-Doodle  Movie Quote

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Pinky:
[a phone conversation] Yeah? Oh, howdy, boss. How are you? Uh-huh. Huh? You say a cat, a dog, a bird and a mouse? What is this? Some kind of joke, huh?

Grand Duke:
[talking on the phone] Oh, well, I don't think it's funny, Pinky. They want to bring Chanticleer back to the farm. You don't want that, he makes you lots of money; I don't want that, he makes me miserable

Pinky:
Right, boss, and what should I do about it?

Grand Duke:
Your chicken thinks they don't want him on the farm. Well, that's good. All you have to do is make sure he keeps thinking that. It is not good that the kitty and his friends should talk to your chicken. Capisce?

Pinky:
Yeah, thanks a million. This has been most enlightening.

– Rock-a-Doodle  Movie Quote

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[the Grand Duke arrives in Edmond's live-action bedroom]

Edmond:
Chanticleer?

Grand Duke:
No... it's not Chanticleer.

Edmond:
Who-who are you?

Grand Duke:
You put your finger in the Duke's face, remember? These are expensive, you little brat! [throws his broken monocle on the floor] But that is not why the Duke is going to eat you.

Edmond:
Eat me?

Grand Duke:
Oh dear, now I've gone and spoiled the surprise. Always doing that. But you see, we creatures of the night have worked very hard to make absolutely sure that that bird does not return. And you... you, with no regard for the feelings of others, have the nerve to call him back here by name! And besides, I positively loathe rock 'n' roll. [laughs]

Edmond:
You're not gonna eat me!

Narrator:
And that's when the Duke hit the ceiling. [the Duke literally hits the ceiling] If Edmond wanted to bring Chanticleer back to raise the sun, the Duke was going to have something to say about it.

Grand Duke:
Kittens are more digestible.

Narrator:
Young Edmond was about to have the most amazing adventure he'd ever dreamed of.

[The Duke transforms Edmond into an animated kitten and his live-action bedroom into a cartoon one]

– Rock-a-Doodle  Movie Quote

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Snipes:
Girls, they think they know everything! Why don't you run home, be a "mousewife", make cheese?

Peepers:
Snipes, you think you're so superior.

Snipes:
"Thuperior"; nice lisp!

Peepers:
My lisp isolates and elevates me, and makes me a rare specimen.

– Rock-a-Doodle  Movie Quote

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Hunch:
I got 'em! I really got 'em! No more kitty, Sir! Mission... [snickers] accomplished!

Grand Duke:
And the dog?

Hunch:
Gone, wiped out, sir!

[The Duke laughs wickedly at this]

Hunch:
Total and complete annihilation!

Grand Duke:
Annihilation! Yes... h-h-h-how did you do it?

Hunch:
Adequately.

Grand Duke:
[confused] Uh, "ade-ade-ade..."? Wh-what's that supposed to mean?

Hunch:
Well, Uncle, we sucked them into an adequate pipe.

Grand Duke:
A what?

Hunch:
That's what it said. "Danger: Adequate Pipe."

Grand Duke:
[with forced calm] Oh ho ho, Hunch... come to Uncle. [Hunch approaches; the Duke turns him into a green chicken-type thing] YOU IMBECILE! That's not an "Adequate Pipe" - it's an AQUEDUCT PIPE! It leads straight into the city! [turns Hunch back to normal] The Duke gives you one last chance, Hunch! Them, or you! [throws a meat cleaver down right next to him] Now get to the city!

Hunch:
Oh, not the city, sir! Oh, no! It's too bright! I'll go blind!

Grand Duke:
Oh, say it isn't so. [hands him a pair of sunglasses]

– Rock-a-Doodle  Movie Quote

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[After the Grand Duke is turned into a tiny owl, he is surrounded by a mouse and a chick, who frighten him as he falls into the water. Hunch catches him]

Grand Duke:
[in a squeaky voice] Hunch! It's me, Uncle Dukey!

Hunch:
Uncle Dukey? [laughs as he holds a fly swatter behind his back] Come here, (Uncle Dukey)!

[Hunch tries to strike the Grand Duke with it]

Grand Duke:
[last words before his presumed death] Hunch, no!

[Hunch chases him with the fly swatter as they get into the clouds]

Hunch:
Animation, it's music to my ears. Hold still, you little twerp! Aggravation, abomination, alienation.

[They both disappear into the clouds]

– Rock-a-Doodle  Movie Quote

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Peepers:
He's claustrophobic. Teeny weeny tiny places make him very very nervous. Huh?!

Edmond:
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

– Rock-a-Doodle  Movie Quote

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[Rocky and Adrian go out]

Rocky:
Listen, I don't want no turkey anyway, ya know.

Adrian:
But it was Thanksgiving.

Rocky:
It was what?

Adrian:
It was Thanksgiving.

Rocky:
Yeah, to you. But to me, it's Thursday, right?

– Rocky  Movie Quote

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[Apollo and his team are brainstorming about his next opponent for the New Year's Day match]

Apollo:
What do you think about Billy Snow?

Jergens:
Fouls.

Apollo:
How 'bout Big Chuck Smith? Yeah.

Duke:
Nah. He's too old and dull. [points out] Hey, Bobby Judd. He's a good boy.

Apollo:
No, I don't feel any heat from that name.

Jergens:
Joe Zach's a good prospect. [approaches Apollo] Exactly what are you looking for, Apollo?

Apollo:
[shows Jergens somebody in a local fight book] This is what I'm looking for. 'The Italian Stallion.'

Jergens:
Rocky Balboa? Never heard of him.

Apollo:
Look, it's the name, man. 'The Italian Stallion.' The media'll eat it up. Now who discovered America? An Italian, right? What would be better than to get it on with one of his descendants?

Duke:
He's a southpaw. I don't want you messing around with southpaws. They do everything backwards.

Apollo:
Southpaw, nothin'. I'll drop him in three. [visualizes title] "Apollo Creed Meets the Italian Stallion". [laughs]... Sounds like a damn monster movie.

– Rocky  Movie Quote

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Jergens:
Balboa, George Jergens. Take a chair please. Mr. Balboa.

Rocky:
Call me Rocky sir.

Jergens:
Tell me Rocky, you've got any representation of a manager?

Rocky:
No just me.

Jergens:
Rocky I've got a proposition I'd like to make to you.

Rocky:
Sparring?

Jergens:
I beg your pardon?

Rocky:
Well, I'm interested. I know you're looking for sparring partners and I just want to say I'm very available you know.

Jergens:
I'm sure you are.

Rocky:
Absolutely. Sparring with the champ would be an honor and you know what, Mr. Jergens?

Jergens:
What?

Rocky:
I wouldn't take no cheap shots either. I'd be a really good sparring partner.

Jergens:
You don't understand me, Rocky. My proposition is this. Would you be interested in fighting Apollo Creed for the World Heavyweight Championship?

Rocky:
No.

Jergens:
Listen Rocky, Apollo's seen you fight. He likes you and he wants to fight you.

Rocky:
It's just that you see I fight in clubs you know. I'm really a ham-and-egger and this guy's the best. It wouldn't be such a good fight. Thank you very much though, I appreciate it.

Jergens:
Rocky, do you believe that America is the land of opportunity?

Rocky:
Yes.

Jergens:
Apollo Creed does. He's going to prove it to the whole world by giving an unknown a shot at the title and that unknown is you. He picked you, Rocky. Rocky it's the chance of a lifetime. You can't pass it by. What do you say?

– Rocky  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reporter:
Why did you agree to fight a man who has virtually no chance of winning?

Apollo:
Look, if history proves one thing, American history proves that everybody's got a chance to win. Didn't you guys ever hear of Valley Forge or Bunker Hill?

– Rocky  Movie Quote

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Mickey:
I'm here to warn ya, that ya gotta be very careful about this shot that you got at the title. Because, like the Bible sez, you ain't gonna get a second chance...Well, what ya need is a manager. A manager, listen to me. I know, because I've been in this racket for fifty years...I've seen it all, all of it. Ya know what I've done?...I have done it all...[He holds a bare lightbulb in front of his face] I've got twenty-one stitches over this left eye. I've got thirty-four stitches over this eye. Do ya know that I had my nose busted seventeen times?...[He glances at Rocky's poster of Rocky Marciano] Ya kinda remind me of the Rock, ya know that?...Ya move like him, ya got heart like he did...I got all this knowledge, I got it up here now, I wanna give it to you...I wanna take care of ya, I wanna make sure that all this shit that happened to me doesn't happen to you...Ya can't buy what I'm gonna give ya. I've got pain and I've got experience.

Rocky:
Well, I've got pain and I've got experience too.

Mickey:
Listen kid

Rocky:
Hey, Mick.

Mickey:
What?

Rocky:
I needed your help about ten years ago, right? Ten years ago?

Mickey:
Right.

Rocky:
Ten years ago, ya never helped me none. You didn't care.

Mickey:
Well, if you wanted help... I say, if you wanted help, why didn't you ask? Why didn't you just ask me, kid?

Rocky:
Look, I asked, but you never heard nothin'

Mickey:
Well I, uh, I know I, I'm 76 years old. and uh well, where the hell is...

Rocky:
Took you long enough to get here. Took you ten years to come to my house. Huh, what's the matter? You don't like my house? Does my house stink? That's right it stinks! I didn't ask no favours from you! Don't slum around me! Talking about your prime. What about my prime Mick!? Least you had a prime! I didn't have no prime, I didn't have nothin'. Leg's are goin', everythin's goin'. Nobody's gettin' no nothin'. Guy comes up, offers me a fight. Big deal, you wanna fight the fight? Yeah I'll fight the big fight. I'm gonna go and fight that big fight and you know what's going to happen to me? I'm gonna get that! [punches mattress] I'm gonna get that! [punches mattress] And you wanna be ringside and see it? Do ya? You wanna help me out? Huh!? Do you wanna see me get my face kicked in!? Leg's ain't workin'. Nothin's workin'. They go "Go on fight the champ". Yeah I'll fight him. Get my face kicked in. And you come around here, you wanna move in here with me? Come on in it's a nice house! Real nice! Come on in and move! It stinks! This whole place stinks. You wanna help me out? Well help me out! Come on help me out, I'm standing here!

– Rocky  Movie Quote

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Paulie:
[about Adrian] What's the story? What's happenin'? Ya really like her?

Rocky:
Sure, I like her.

Paulie:
I don't see it. What's the attraction?

Rocky:
I don't know. Fills gaps, I guess.

Paulie:
What's 'gaps'?

Rocky:
I dunno, gaps. She's got gaps, I got gaps. Together, we fill gaps. I dunno.

Paulie:
You ballin' her?

Rocky:
[irritated] Hey! Hey, ya don't talk dirty about your sister.

Paulie:
Ya screwin' my sister?

Rocky:
Ya see. That's why I can't connect ya with Gazzo...because you got a big mouth. You just talk too much.

– Rocky  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Rocky is standing alone in the ring at the empty Philadelphia Spectrum, looking at the poster of himself]

Rocky:
Mr. Jergens, the poster's wrong.

Jergens:
What do ya mean?

Rocky:
Well, I'm wearin' white pants with a red stripe.

Jergens:
It doesn't really matter, does it? I'm sure you're gonna give us a great show. Try to get some rest, kid.

– Rocky  Movie Quote

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[The final bell has rung, ending the 15th round and the fight]

Apollo:
Ain't gonna be no rematch. Ain't gonna be no rematch.

Rocky:
Don't want one.

– Rocky  Movie Quote

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Reporter:
Rocky, do you think you've suffered brain damage?

Rocky:
I don't see any.

– Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Paulie:
How's your face?

Rocky:
I don't know...how's it look?

Paulie:
I wouldn't want it.

– Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Father Carmine:
Rocky Balboa, do you take Adrian Pennino to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Rocky:
Yeah. Absolutely. Yes.

Father Carmine:
Adrian Pennino, do you take Rocky Balboa to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Adrian:
I do.

Rocky:
Thanks.

Father Carmine:
Then by the powers vested in me by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, I now pronounce you man & wife. You may kiss the bride now.

Rocky:
I gotta take this off.

[Rocky draws Adrian's veil back; kisses her]

Father Carmine:
Go in peace and God bless you.

Rocky:
Thanks, Father. You done real good. I'm proud of you. Okay. Things are gonna be great.

– Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Adrian:
We really don't need a car.

Rocky:
Oh, come on, Adrian. I'm gonna be doing commercials. Now, I can afford this, you know? No problem.

Adrian:
Do you know how to drive?

Rocky:
Do I know how to drive?

Adrian:
Do you know how to drive?

Rocky:
I'm one of the greats. Are you kidding? C'mon, I'll drive you. Let me put you inside the car. This will just be like Cinderella and the pumpkin, you know?

Adrian:
Do you know how to drive?

Rocky:
Do I know how to drive? I drive airplanes and bulldozers. I'll drive you crazy if you give me a chance. You know what I mean?

– Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Manager:
Do you have a criminal record?

Rocky:
Nothin' worth braggin' about.

– Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Manager:
Can I be honest? No one's going to offer you an office job. There's too much competition. Why don't you fight? I read somewhere you're a very good fighter.

Rocky:
Yeah, well. Was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.

– Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Apollo:
[reads fan mail to his wife] Mary Anne, you listen to this. "You didn't beat nobody and anybody who knows boxing knows the fight was fixed." This one came from London. "You call yourself the champ? You're a fake! The fight was a fake. Go kill yourself!"

Mary Anne:
Wouldn't you rather play with the children than read hate mail?

Apollo:
"How much did you get to carry that bum for 15 rounds? You are a disgrace to your people."

Mary Anne:
Why can't you ignore it?!

Apollo:
Are you serious?

[he throws his mail in the air and walks away in disgust]

– Rocky II  Movie Quote

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Apollo:
Do you think I beat him the last time?

Duke:
You got the decision.

Apollo:
Man I won! But I didn't beat him!

– Rocky II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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