Coach Boone:
What, you say your name was Jerry?
Bertier:
[annoyed] Gerry.
Coach Boone:
No, you must have said Jerry, like Lewis, [to Ray] which would make you Dean Martin, right? [to a crowd of people including Gerry's mother] Ladies and gentlemen! I've got an announcement to make. We got Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin going to camp with us this year. Jerry tells the jokes, Dean sings the songs and gets the girl. Let's give em a round of applause. [Boone claps]
Coach Boone:
Where's your folk's, Gerry? Parents, are they here? Where are they?
Bertier:
[points to his mother in the crowd] That's my mother.
Coach Boone:
That's your momma?
Bertier:
Mm-hmm.
Coach Boone:
Very nice. How are you? Take a good look at her. Cause once you get on that bus, you ain't got no momma no more. You got your brothers on the team, and you got your daddy and you know who your daddy is, don't you? [Gerry says nothing] Gerry, if you wanna play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you, who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gerry? Who's your daddy?
Bertier:
You.
Coach Boone:
Ah-hah. And whose team is this? Is this your team or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier:
Yours.
Coach Boone:
Mm-hmm. Get on the bus. Put your jacket on first and get on the bus.
[Gerry walks to the bus and puts his jacket on]
Coach Boone:
[to Ray] Dean? Fix that tie, son.
