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Richard:
I feel like crying.

Lilli:
So do I.

Richard:
I want us to be husband and wife.

Lilli:
Yes. Always.

[They kiss passionately]

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Richard:
With this ring, I thee wed, Lilli.

Lilli:
With this ring, I thee wed, Richard. [they exchange rings] And now we're...

Richard:
One. Forever.

[They kiss passionately]

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Lilli:
Look over there!

Richard:
Lilli, hurry! The signal fire!

Lilli:
Richard, what if they're heathens? I'm frightened!

Richard:
Well, maybe we shouldn't light the signal fire! Let's see who they are first! There's eight people. The one in the light covering may be a woman.

Lilli:
[excited] There's a woman?

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Captain Hilliard:
Keep them in your sights. They may not be civilized.

Richard:
Civilized. C-I-V-I-L-I-Z-I-D.

Lilli:
Remember what mother said about a good, firm handshake.

Richard:
My name is Richard. We've been waiting for you for a long time.

Lilli:
I'm Lilli, and I'm ready for you to take us back to civilization.

Captain Hillard:
[confused] I'm Captain Jacob Hilliard, master of the Tradewind, and... Is this your land?

Richard:
Yes, my house is there.

Captain Hillard:
Well, we're in need of fresh water. Our casks are fouled. [slowly] Will you grant us permission to come ashore?

Richard:
[slowly] Yes, you are welcome here.

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Captain Hilliard:
We appreciate your hospitality and hope that you'll offer us the opportunity to repay you.

Richard:
You can. You can take us with you back to civilization.

Sylvia:
I should think it must be ever so boring here.

Richard:
What is the meaning of boring?

Sylvia:
Well boring's when... You have nothing whatever to do. So you're bored, like you must be here.

Richard:
[suggestively] No. We're never bored!

[Richard and Lilli grin at each other]

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Lilli Hargrave:
Mother died six years ago.

Captain Jacob Hilliard:
How do you follow the years?

Richard Lestrange:
She taught us. We count the moons, we know that twelve full moons are one year.

Lilli Hargrave:
We have Christmas and Thanksgiving, and Easter, although we're not exactly sure we celebrate them on the right days.

Captain Jacob Hilliard:
It's utterly amazing, the two of you all these years on this remote, Godforsaken place.

Lilli Hargrave:
Not Godforsaken, Captain Hilliard. Not Godforsaken at all.

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Lilli:
You lied to me.

Richard:
When did I lie to you?

Lilli:
You promised me, that you'd never hurt me.

Richard:
[concerned] And when did I hurt you?

Lilli:
Everytime you look at her, you hurt me.

Richard:
Well, I'm sorry. It's just that she's so different.

Lilli:
In what way?

Richard:
Well, look at her. The way she's all covered up.

Lilli:
[harshly] But you said you found all those clothes stupid and unnecessary!

Richard:
I do. It's just that... I wonder what she looks like underneath all of them.

Lilli:
You mean, you want to look at her, because you can't see her?

Richard:
Yes. You remember when I wanted to go to the north side of the island, just because I couldn't?

Lilli:
[glaring at him] Yes I do. [harshly] And I also remember what almost happened to you when you did go!

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Sylvia:
It's no time to be thinking about Lilli!

Richard:
I told her I'd never hurt her.

Sylvia:
Don't feel sorry for her, Richard. She's had you all to herself. But she doesn't own you. You're not married.

Richard:
We are married!

Sylvia:
But not really. A lot of made up words in the middle of the jungle doesn't count.

Richard:
It does to me.

Sylvia:
Why don't you just... Follow your heart?

Richard:
Lilli is my heart.

[Sylvia glares at Richard and slaps him]

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Lilli:
I always weather a storm well. I get that from mother.

Richard:
Yes, you do. Captain Hilliard says he wants to set sail at dawn.

Lilli:
[sadly] I guess that means Captain Hilliard's daughter wants to set sail at dawn.

Richard:
I don't care what she wants. I don't care about her at all. I know that now, Lilli. Do you understand? You're the most important thing to me in the whole world.

Lilli:
Well, you can set sail at dawn... but we're not going.

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[last lines]

Lilli:
There's a baby growing inside me.

Richard:
How do you know?

Lilli:
[smiling] A woman knows these kinds of things, that's how.

Richard:
[excited] Lilli!

Lilli:
I won't let it be born in civilization. I want it to be born right here. Where there's no evil, and no lies, and no guns.

Richard:
You're right. We'll stay here. Just the three of us. I love you, Lilli.

[Lilli smiles happily and breezily at him]

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[A hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill]

Nick Schaffer:
Wait - what's this $110?

Employee:
Uh, those are your in-room movies.

Nick Schaffer:
No, I didn't watch any movies.

Employee:
Okay, let's see..."Afro Whores".

Nick Schaffer:
"Afro Whores"?

Employee:
It says you watched it... 11 times.

Nick Schaffer:
No, I didn't watch that.

Employee:
2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"... It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes, then switched back over to "Afro Whores".

Nick Schaffer:
I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.

Hotel Clerk:
It's not a record, sir.

Nick Schaffer:
It... It's a delete.

Hotel Clerk:
Okay, fine. How many times did you watch it?

Nick Schaffer:
Uh, none! I didn't watch it!

Hotel Clerk:
Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters...”

Nick Schaffer:
No, I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it! [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows] I didn't!

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[Duane and Blaine Cody walk up to the top of a flight of stairs, Duane places a glass on the ground]

Duane Cody:
Okay, see that shot glass? Walk across the lobby, slip on the glass, let gravity do the rest.

Blaine Cody:
I-ight 'eak y eck!

Duane Cody:
It's true, you could break your neck, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

Blaine Cody:
Hy ont u oo it?

Duane Cody:
Because, Einstein, one of us needs to be the victim and one of us needs to be the witness! What kind of witness would you make? I'm your own brother, I don't know what the hell you're saying. How's your tongue, let me see.

[Blaine opens his mouth, showing a blackened tongue with a stud in it; Duane cringes]

Blaine Cody:
Ows it ook?

Duane Cody:
...It looks good, getting better.

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Randy Pear:
[seeing Blaine's infected tongue] Oh my God! You ought to sue somebody!

Blaine Cody:
Ay id it y-elf!

Randy Pear:
What?

Duane Cody:
He said he did it himself. Sent away for a kit.

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Donald Sinclair:
[after explaining the game] The first one there, gets it all! Go!

Owen:
Y-You can't just pick people at random!

Donald Sinclair:
I can do anything I like, Owen! I'm eccentric! [Growls] Go!

Randy Pear:
Wait. So, it's like a race? [Sinclair points to him with an "Ah-ha!" expression]

Enrico Pollini:
A race! It's a race! I hope I win!

Duane Cody:
Uh, what are the rules?

Donald Sinclair:
There's only one rule. Are you ready? Here it is: There are, no rules! Go!

Merrill:
So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?

Donald Sinclair:
Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty-five seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.

[Everyone continues staring at Sinclair, visibly confused. Finally, he sighs in frustration, pulls out a revolver, and fires it into the ceiling.]

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Randy Pear:
That's Hitler's harmonica; you can't play Hitler's harmonica.

Jason Pear:
Well, you're driving his car.

Randy Pear:
Yeah, but I'm not touching it with my mouth! I'm not sucking on the dashboard! I'm not getting his germs!

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[Remy and Gusteau are talking about Linguini]

Gusteau:
You’ve read my book. Let us see how much you know, huh? Which one is the chef?

Remy:
Oh. Uh... Oh, that guy.

Gusteau:
Very good. Who is next in command?

Remy:
The sous chef... There. The sous is responsible for the kitchen when the chef’s not around. Saucier, in charge of sauces. Very important. Chef de partie, demi chef de partie, both important. Commis, commis, they’re cooks. Very important.

Gusteau:
Ah, you are a clever rat. Now, who is that.

Remy:
Oh, him? He’s nobody.

Gusteau:
Not nobody. He is part of the kitchen.

Remy:
No, he’s a plongeur or something. He washes dishes or takes out the garbage. He doesn’t cook.

Gusteau:
But he could.

Remy:
Uh, no.

Gusteau:
How did you know! What do I always say, Remy? Anyone can cook.

Remy:
Well yeah, anyone can. That doesn't mean that anyone should.

Gusteau:
Well, that is not stopping him. See? [Linguini has accidentally spilled a pot of soup and is attempting to cover up his mistake by throwing random ingredients into it.]

Remy:
What, what is he doing...?! No... no! No, this is terrible! He's ruining the soup... and nobody's noticing?! It's your restaurant! Do something!

Gusteau:
What can I do? I am a figment of your imagination.

Remy:
But he's ruining the soup! We gotta tell someone that he’s– [slips and falls into the kitchen]

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[Gusteau abruptly appears in front of Remy in the kitchen, startling him]

Gusteau:
Remy! What are you waiting for?

Remy:
Is this going to become a regular thing with you?!

Gusteau:
You know how to fix it. This is your chance.

[Remy is making a soup. And Remy turn to see Linguini. Linguini gasps]

Skinner:
The soup! Where is the soup? Out of my way. Move it, garbage boy! [seeing a ladle in Linguini's hand] You are cooking?! How dare you cook in my kitchen?! Where do get the gall to attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I should have you drawn and quartered! I'll do it! I think the law is on my side! Larousse, draw and quarter this man! After you put him in the duck press to squeeze the fat out of his head!

[as he's shouting, Lalo ladles some soup into a tureen and brings it to the waiter]

Linguini:
Oh no no no, oh no, don't let them, don't eat...

Skinner:
What are you blathering about?!

Linguini:
...the soup!

Skinner:
[sees the soup going out runs to stop it] Soup? Stop that soup! Noooooooo!

[Skinner bursts into the dining room to the stares of the diners, retreats back into the kitchen and watches through the window as the waiter serves the soup]

Solene LeClaire:
[tasting the soup] Waiter!

Skinner:
[gasps] Linguini! You're fired! F-I-R-E-D! FIRED!

[Mustafa comes back from the dining room.]

Mustafa:
She wants to see the chef.

Skinner:
[scared] B-but he...

[Skinner nervously goes out into the dining room. Linguini tries to escape, but Horst just grabs his collar. Colette tastes the soup; Skinner re-enters]

Colette:
What did the customer say?

Mustafa:
It was not a customer. It was a critic!

Colette:
Ego?

Skinner:
Solene LeClaire.

Colette:
LeClaire. What did she say?

Mustafa:
She likes the soup.

[Hidden under a sieve, Remy is trying to sneak away; Gusteau motions to him.]

Gusteau:
Wait.

Remy:
What do you mean, wait? You're the reason I'm in this mess!

Gusteau:
Someone is talking about your soup.

[Skinner tastes the soup]

Skinner:
[growling] What are you playing at?

Linguini:
[uncertain] I, um, uh... am I still fired?

Colette:
You can't fire him.

Skinner:
What?

Colette:
LeClaire likes it, yeah? She made a point of telling you so. if she write a review to that effect and find out you fired the cook responsible?

Skinner:
He's a garbage boy.

Colette:
Who made something she liked! How can we claim to represent the name of Gusteau if we don't uphold his most cherished belief?

Skinner:
And what belief is that, Mademoiselle Tatou?

Colette:
Anyone can cook.

[Skinner looks around at the other cooks, who are smiling with approval]

Skinner:
Perhaps I have been a bit harsh on our new garbage boy. He has taken a bold risk, and we should reward that, as Chef Gusteau would have. If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters, who are we to deny him?

[Gusteau clears his throat]

Remy:
Hmm.

Gusteau:
You were escaping?

Remy:
Oh, yeah.

Skinner:
Since you have expressed such an interest in his cooking career, you shall be responsible for it. Anyone else? Hmm... [Pauses] Then back to work! [to Linguini, in a low, menacing voice] You are either very lucky or very unlucky. You will make the soup again, and this time I'll be paying attention. Very close attention. They think you might be a cook. But you know what I think, Linguini? I think you're a sneaky, overreaching little... [gasps, sees Remy escaping] RAAAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[Skinner grabs a stick and hits Remy]

Horst:
Get the rat!

Skinner:
Linguini! Get something to trap it!

Horst:
It's getting away! Get it, get it, get it!

Linguini:
[has trapped Remy in a jar] What should I do now?

Skinner:
Kill it!

Linguini:
Now?

Skinner:
No, not in the kitchen! Are you mad? Do you know what happens when people find out we have a rat in our kitchen? They'll close us down! Our reputation is hanging by a thread as it is. Take it away from here. Far away. Kill it. Dispose of it. Go!

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Man:
I know about the foie grad. The old standby, used to be famous for it. What does the chef have that’s new?

[Mustafa pauses, visibly shocked. Cut to Mustafa bursting into the kitchen.]

Mustafa:
[panicked] Someone has asked what is new!

Horst:
New?

Mustafa:
Yes! What do I tell them?

Horst:
Well, what did you tell them?

Mustafa:
I told them I would ask!

Skinner:
What are you blathering about?

Horst:
Customers are asking what is new!

Mustafa:
What should I tell them?

Skinner:
What did you tell them?

Mustafa:
[exasperated] I told them I would ask!

Skinner:
This is simple. Just pull out an old Gusteau recipe, something we haven't made in a while...

Mustafa:
They know about the old stuff. They like Linguini's soup.

Skinner:
They are asking for food from Linguini?

Lalo:
A lot of customers like the soup. That’s all we are saying. Were we saying that?

Skinner:
Very well. If it’s Linguini they want, tell them Chef Linguini has prepared something special for them. Something definitely off-menu, hmm. Oh, and don’t forget to stress it’s Linguini-ness.

Horst:
Oui, chef.

Skinner:
Now is your chance to trying something worthy of your talent, Linguini. A forgotten favorite of the chef’s, sweetbreads la Gusteau. Collette will help you.

Colette:
Oui, chef.

Skinner:
Now, hurry up. Our diners are hungry!

Larousse:
Are you sure? Sweetbread la Gusteau was a disaster! Gusteau himself said so!

Skinner:
Just the sort of challenge a budding chef needs!

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Anton Ego:
What is it, Ambrister?

Ambrister:
Gusteau's...

Anton:
Finally closing, is it?

Ambrister:
No.

Anton:
More financial troubles?

Ambrister:
No, it's... it's...

Anton:
Announced a new line of microwave egg-rolls? What, what?! Spit it out!

Ambrister:
It's come back, it's... popular.

Anton:
[partly spits out a mouthful of wine, before checking the label, then roughly swallowing the rest of the wine] I haven't reviewed Gusteau's in years.

Ambrister:
No, sir.

Anton:
My last review condemned it to the tourist trade.

Ambrister:
Yes, sir.

Anton:
[Pulling out a printed copy of his review] I said, "Gusteau has finally found his rightfully place in history, right along side another equally famous chef, Monsieur Boyardee."

Ambrister:
Touché.

Anton:
That is were it left it, that was my last word. The... last... word.

Ambrister:
[cowering] Yes.

Anton:
Then tell me Ambrister; how could it be popular?

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Skinner:
No, no, no, no, NO, NOOO!! NOOOO! [Kicks drawer]

Talon:
The DNA matches, the timing works, everything checks out. He is Gusteau’s son.

Skinner:
T-t-this can’t just happen! The whole thing is a set-up! The boy KNOWS! [Skinner goes to his window and parts of the blinds to the kitchen] Look at him out there- pretending to be an idiot! He’s toying with my mind, like a cat with a ball! Of... Something!

Talon:
String?

Skinner:
Yes! Playing dumb! Taunting me with that rat!

Talon:
[confused] Rat?

Skinner:
Yes! He’s consorting with it! Deliberately trying to making me think it’s important!

Talon:
The rat?

Skinner:
Exactly!

[Talon looks at Skinner, visibly confused.]

Talon:
Is the rat... important?

Skinner:
[pause] Of course not! He just wants me to think that it is! Oh, I see the theatricality of it; a rat appears on the boy’s first night, I order him to kill it and now he wants me to see it everywhere! [High voice] OOOH!! [snaps fingers wildly] It’s here, no, it isn’t, it’s HERE! Am I seeing things? Am I crazy? Is there a phantom rat or is there not?! But ohhh, no! I refuse to be sucked into his little game... of...

[Skinner realizes what he is doing and stops, then looks at Talon]

Talon:
...Should I be concerned about this? About... you?

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Remy:
It’s locked? Hmm...

[Remy goes into Skinner’s office]

Gusteau:
Remy, what are you doing in here?

Remy:
[harassed] Okay. Emile shows up with... Okay, I said not to. I told him! He goes and blabs to... Yeah, It’s a disaster! Anyway, they’re hungry, the food safe is locked, and I need the key.

Gusteau:
They want you to steal food?

Remy:
Yes. No! It’s... Ugh! It’s complicated. It’s family. They don’t have your ideals

Texan Gusteau:
Ideals? If Chef Fancy Pants had any ideals you think I'd be hawkin' barbecue over here?

Mexican Gusteau:
Or Microwave burritos?

Colonel Gusteau:
Yeah! Or tooth- I say, tooth-pickin' Chicken? About a French as a corn dog!

[The sketch of Gusteau as a dog-like ear of corn then barks and waves a coming soon sign]

Corndog Gusteau:
[barks] Rumming Roon!

Texan Gusteau:
Ha! We're inventin' new ways to sell out over here!

Scottish Gusteau:
Will ye' be wantin' some haggis bites, then?.

Gusteau:
I cannot control how they use my image Remy, I am dead!

Remy:
Will you guys SHUT UP?! [All the Gusteaus stop bickering instantly] I’ve gotta think! [Remy climbs over the edge of Skinner’s desk, pushes open the drawer, and begins to rummage through its contents] Word’s getting out and if I can’t keep them quiet...the entire clan’s going to be after me with their mouths open and- [he finds the key] --Ah! Here it is. Hey... [he notices a FILE labeled “Gusteau: Last Will & Testament”. He turns to the Gusteau portrait] ...your will! [pulls the file from the drawer and lays it on the desk] Oh, This is interesting. Mind if I--?

Gusteau:
Not at all.

Remy:
[He flips open the file. There, alongside Gusteau’s will, are recent press clippings featuring Linguini, and the letter to Skinner from Linguini’s mother] “Linguini”..? Why would Linguini be filed with your will?

Gusteau:
This used to be my office.

[The music starts to build as Remy reads; his eyes jumping between the letter and the will, his eyes getting bigger and bigger until...]

Remy:
HE'S YOUR SON?!

Gusteau:
[equally shocked] I have a SON?!

Remy:
How could you not know this?

Gusteau:
[defensively] I am a figment if your imagination. You did not know, how could I?

Remy:
Well, YOUR SON is the rightful owner of this restaurant!

[Just then, Skinner opens the office door and freezes, stunned by the bizarre sight of a rat on his desk top! Remy snatches the documents in his mouth.]

Skinner:
No...! NO!! THE RAT!!!

[He pounces for Remy, but the rat's too quick for him. Remy races out into the street. Hot on his heels, Skinner runs smack into Lalo on a moped.]

Lalo:
Sorry, Chef!

Skinner:
The rat! It's stolen my documents! It's getting away!

[Skinner pushes Lalo off the scooter, jumps on and roars off down the street. Skinner screeches to a stop at the intersection, looking around wildly for Remy. He sights the documents scampering through traffic and guns the motor, recklessly giving chase. Closing in on Remy, Skinner reaches down to snatch the documents when the rat suddenly veers. Skinner and his moped go plummeting down a flight of steps to the river, where it lays in a heap at the bottom. A gust from a passing bus sweeps the will from Remy’s jaws and high into the air, where it flutters out over the river’s edge. Seeing his chance, Skinner clambers aboard the moped and takes off after the will, dodging obstacles and passers-by to pursue from the banks below. Remy chases it from the balustrade above, the letter still in his mouth. The will begins to descend, flitting toward Skinner below, who reaches for it, his fingers spreading wide. Remy makes two desperate leaps; from the balustrade to a tree, from the tree into the air just above Skinner where he just intercepts the will, sailing toward the water and landing with a FWOP on the canvas roof of a Bateux Mouche. Refusing to lose, Skinner ditches the moped and leaps to the deck of the Seine boat. Remy, documents in mouth, leaps to another passing boat, Skinner still hot on his tail. A jam of water traffic keeps this game alive, the two leaping from boat to boat, but the leap, to a dining boat, is too far. Remy tries anyway; launching into the air, the documents in his mouth sweep back like WINGS and he catches an updraft! He sails across the gulf, landing miraculously on the deck. Skinner crazily follows, making the leap of his life as he stretches out for the dining boats’ railing and ultimately falls short, grasping instead the tablecloth of a couple dining near the railing, which he yanks out from under their breakfast like an inept magician as he plunges into the river. Skinner sputters in the middle of the Seine as Remy hops up to a bridge passing overhead, scampering safely away with Skinner’s papers.]

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Linguini:
Bonjour, ma chrie. Join us. We were just taking about my inspiration.

Colette:
Yes, he calls it his tiny chef.

Linguini:
Not that, dearest. I mean you.

[Anton Ego appears during Linguini’s press conference, surprising and shocking the journalists.]

Anton Ego:
You are monsieur Linguini?

Linguini:
Uh, hello...

Anton:
Pardon me for interrupting your premature celebration, but I thought it only fair to give you a sporting chances as you are new to this game.

Linguini:
Uh... game?

Anton:
Yes, and you’ve been playing without an opponent, which is, as you may have guessed... against the rules.

Linguini:
You’re Anton Ego...!

Anton:
You’re slow for someone in the fast lane.

Linguini:
And you’re a thin for someone who like food! [Journalists gasps]

Anton:
I don’t like food, I love it. If I don’t love it, I don’t swallow. [Linguini gulps nervously] I will return tomorrow night with high expectations. Pray you don’t disappoint me. [leaves]

Colette:
Listen, we hate to be rude, but we’re French, and it’s dinnertime.

Linguini:
She mean to say, “It’s dinnertime and we’re French.” [scene cuts putting the hat down and Remy looks at Linguini furiously] Don’t give me that look! You were distracting me in front of the press! How am I supposed to concentrate with you yanking on my hair all the time? And that’s another thing! Your opinion isn’t the only one is matter here! Colette knows how to cook, to you know! OW! All right, that’s it! [Skinner watches as Linguini runs away outside] You take a break, Little Chef. I’m not your puppet! And you’re not my puppet controlling-guy!

Skinner:
[gasps] The rat is the cook!

Linguini:
You cool off and get your mind right, Little Chef! Ego was coming and I need to focus!

Remy:
[angrliy] You... Uhhhh! [kicks a can] You stupid... [Remy picks up the bottle, straning, grumbling, when he sees Emile, until he breaks the bottle]

Emile:
Wow. I have never seen that before.

Rat:
Yeah, it’s like your his fluffy bunny or something.

[All the rats laughing]

Emile:
I’m sorry, Remy. I know there are too many guys. I tired to limit...

Remy:
You know what, it’s okay. I’ve been selfish. You guys hungry?

Rat:
What, are you kidding me.

Remy:
All right, Dinner’s on me, We’lll go after closing me [rats laughing] In fact...

All Rat:
[cherring] Yeah!

Remy:
Tell dad to bring the whole clan.

Linguini:
[opens the door] Little Chef?

Django:
Oh, this is great, son! An inside job, huh, I see the appeal.

Remy:
Shh!

[Remy opens the door and comes in, Django whistles with all the rats walking and hiding the kicthen and rats get in line to get food. And then they hear the door open, and rats gasp and hide on the floor]

Linguini:
Little Chef? [turns the lights on] Little Chef? Oh, hey, hey, Little Chef. I thought went back to the apartment. Then when you weren’t there, I, uh, I don’t know, I... It didn’t seem right to leave thing the way that we did, so. Look, I don’t want to fight. I’ve been under a lot of you know, pressure. A lot of change in not very much time, you know? I’m suddenly a Gusteau. And I got be a Gusteau, or you know, people will be disappointed. [Emile eat the grapes] It’s too weird. You know, I’ve never disappointed anyone before. Because, nobody’s ever expected everything of me. And the only reason anyone expects anything for me now it’s because of you. I haven’t been fair to you. You’ve never fail me and I should never forget that. You been a good friend. The most honorable friend a guy could ever ask... [Emile falls onto the floor and cheese causes him to spit out grapes on Linguini’s neck] Ugh! What... [Remy gasps] What is this? What’s going on? [turn lights to find rats escaping] What? Hey! [too see that Remy has betrayed him] you're-you're stealing food? Wha... how could you? I... I thought you were my friend! I TRUSTED YOU! [The door bursts open when all the rats running out, a furious Linguini chasing them with mop] GET OUT! You and all your rat buddies! And don't come back, or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests!

[Linguini slams the door, throws a mop on the floor and walks off. Sadly, Remy, Emile, Django walks up to look at the door alone]

Remy:
You’re right, dad. Who am I kidding? You know, we are what we are, and we’re rats. Well, he’ll leave soon, and now you know how to get in. Steal all you want.

Django:
You’re not coming?

Remy:
I’ve lost my appetite.

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Mustafa:
[taking Ego's order] Do you know what you'd like this evening, sir?

Anton:
Yes, I think I do. After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new cook, you know what I'm craving? A little perspective. That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear, well-seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?

Mustafa:
With what, sir?

Anton:
Perspective. Fresh out, I take it?

Mustafa:
I am, uh...

Anton:
Very well. Since you're all out of perspective and no one else seems to have it in this bloody town, I'll make you a deal. You provide the food, I'll provide the perspective, which would go nicely with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947.

Mustafa:
[Visibly confused] I'm afraid... your dinner selection?

Anton:
[stands up angrily] Tell your chef, Linguini, that I want whatever he dares to serve me. Tell him to hit me with his best shot.

[Mustafa retreats as Anton Ego resumes his seat; nearby, Skinner is in disguise and comments to his waiter.]

Skinner:
I will have whatever he is having.

[Scenes cut to Remy in a cage]

Gusteau:
So, we have given up.

Remy:
Why do you say that?

Gusteau:
We are in a cage, inside a car trunk awaiting a future in frozen food products.

Remy:
No, I’m the one in a cage. I’ve given up. You... are free.

Gusteau:
I am only as free as you imagine me to be. As you are.

Remy:
Oh, please. I’m sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father, I pretend to be a human for Linguini. I pretend you exist so I have someone to talk to! You only tell me stuff I already know! I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me? Why do I need to pretend?!

[Gusteau chuckles and fades away.]

Gusteau:
But you don’t, Remy. You never did.

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Horst:
It's your recipe. How can you not know your own recipe?!

Linguini:
I didn’t write it down, it just-- came to me!

Horst:
Well make it come to you again, ja? Because we can't serve this!

Mustafa:
Where’s my order?!

Linguini:
Can’t we serve them something else?! Something I didn’t invent?

Larousse:
This is what they’re ordering!

Linguini:
Make them order something else! Tell them we’re all out!

Pompidou:
We can’t be all out. We just opened.

Larousse:
I have another idea. What if we... serve them what they order?!

Colette:
We will make it! Just tell us what you did!

Linguini:
I don't know what I did!

Horst:
We need to tell the customers something!

Linguini:
Then tell them... tell them... AAAH! [Close doors]

[Larousse looks around, visibly confused.]

Larousse:
...Eh?

Django:
Remy.

Emile:
Don’t do it.

Django:
Remy! Don’t! Stop!

Emile:
They’ll see you. Stop.

Horst:
We’re not talking about me. We’re talking about what to do right...

Chef:
RATS!

Django:
Remy.

Horst:
Get my knife.

Linguini:
DON’T touch him! (to Remy) Thank for coming back, Little Chef. I know this sounds insane, but, well, the truth sounds insane sometimes, but that doesn’t mean it’s not the... the truth. And the trust is, I have no talent at all. But this rat, he’s the one behind these recipes. He’s the cook. The real cook. (put Remy on his head) He’s been hiding under my toque. He’s been controlling my actions. (Remy pulls Linguini’s hair causing his arms go up) He’s the reason I can cook the food that’s exciting everyone, the reason Ego is outside that door! You’ve been giving me credit for his gift. I know it’s a hard thing to believe, but hey, you-you believed I could cook right? Look, this works, it’s crazy, but it works. We can be the greatest restaurant in Paris and this rat, this brilliant little chef, can lead us there.

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