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The Old Man:
My friends, welcome to our city as it should be, and as it will be in the hands of responsible private enterprise. [applause] And a special welcome to Mayor Kuzack and the outgoing administration.

Mayor Kuzack:
Oh, we're not going anywhere.

The Old Man:
Your Honor.

Mayor Kuzack:
You'll have to tear down a lot of people's houses before you can make that thing and take away their homes.

The Old Man:
We're going to raise towers of glass and steel. Every citizen will have a living unit. Safe, secure and clean. Now please, take your seat.

Mayor Kuzack:
Won't be much room for neighborhoods, huh? Not like the kind that we all grew up in.

The Old Man:
These days, neighborhoods just seem to be the sort of places where bad things happen. Don't be nostalgic.

Mayor Kuzack:
What about democracy? Nobody elected you.

The Old Man:
Anyone can buy OCP's stock and own a piece of our city. What could be more democratic than that?

Mayor Kuzack:
Well, let me tell you: there are a lot of people in this town who can't afford to buy your stock, and they're not gonna let you get away with this!

The Old Man:
You haven't been following the polls. Sit down.

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Mayor Kuzak:
I wonder if any of you could help me. I'm looking for a Mr. Hob.

Hob:
So. How much you need? Money, I mean.

Mayor Kuzak:
Well, our current debt to OCP is...

Poulos:
$37,480,911.

Hob:
Guess you're in some pretty deep shit.

Mayor Kuzak:
Well, we need all the help we can get, young man.

Hob:
Tell you what. Put me down for fifty, just to make sure.

Mayor Kuzak:
[Laughs] Fifty cents, fifty dollars! That's cute!

Hob:
Don't be a queer. Fifty million.

Poulos:
This is bullshit. Let's get outta here.

[Hob motions and one of his men opens the back doors of the bomb disposal truck; the back is filled with gold bars and bills.]

Hob:
Gentlemen? Well, will fifty do it?

Mayor Kuzak:
Oh, yes, that'll do it. Don't you guys think that'll do it?

Poulos:
Yeah.

Mayor Kuzak:
Fifty mil. Yes, that will do it.

Aide:
For God's sake, Marv! These people are criminals!

Mayor Kuzak:
Why do you have to label people?! I hate labels!

Poulos:
(To Aide) You, Shut up?

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Mayor Kuzack:
How are we supposed to raise that kind of money with things the way they are?

The Old Man:
You aren't.

Mayor Kuzack:
What the hell is he talking about?

The Old Man:
We don't expect you to pay.

Holzgang:
Let me refer you to our contract. "In the event of default, OCP shall have the uncontested right of foreclosure on all city assets."

Poulos:
[reading contract for himself, then to the Mayor] You SIGNED this.

Mayor Kuzack:
So you're saying we miss one payment and you can foreclose.

The Old Man:
We can and we will. We're taking Detroit private.

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Mayor Kuzack:
So you deliberately undermined our credit.

Holzgang:
That was the easy part.

Mayor Kuzack:
And engineered the police strike. Do you want Detroit to-to... to tear itself apart so you can raid it like you would any other corporation? Do you know how many people are dying out there? You're murderers.

Holzgang:
I'd advise you to say nothing further. It might be... actionable.

Mayor Kuzack:
It's bullshit! BULLSHIT, YA SENILE OLD BASTARD!

Poulos:
All right, calm down.

Mayor Kuzack:
It's bullshit!

Poulos:
I think we better get out of here.

Mayor Kuzack:
I'm okay!

Poulos:
Calm down. I-I think we'd better leave.

Mayor Kuzack:
I'm calm.

Poulos:
Calm down.

[Kuzack and Poulous head towards the door]

Mayor Kuzack:
I'm okay. I'm okay.

Poulos:
All right. Good.

Mayor Kuzack:
I'm in control. Everything is fine. It's okay. I'm fine. [stops and turns around] One last thing, gentlemen: we will sue your asses.

The Old Man:
Give it your best shot.

Mayor Kuzack:
FUCK YOU, YA OLD SENILE BASTARD! This is bullshit! Fuck you! This is bullshit!

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Holzgang:
[after Cain and his gang shreds up RoboCop] We're talking about a piece of equipment here.

Robocop Technician:
Doesn't mean he can't suffer.

Holzgang:
Whatever it is, it's electrical.

Robocop Technician:
Bullshit. I know every inch of him. His nerve sensors are alive, they're lit up like Christmas trees.

Holzgang:
Nah, it's just the back-up generator making him twitch.

Robocop Technician:
How is he?

Tak Akita:
Well, we got him on minimum life support. Small electrical jolts to keep his brain alive. But there's no telling how long it'll last. It’s damn tricky, He can go at any time.

Sgt. Reed:
[Coming in] What's happening?

Estevez:
OCP is happening, and this bastard is not lifting a finger to help him.

Holzgang:
This unit requires millions of dollars in parts. You can't expect that kind of cash overlay overnight, be reasonable. I'm doing you a favor just by talking to you.

Robocop Technician:
You son of a bitch. If you don’t fix him, it’s murder.

Robocop 2  Movie Quote

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Johnny:
I think you are just a big bully, picking on those smaller than you are!

Ro-Man:
Now I will kill you.

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Ro-Man:
Great Guidance, I have a favorable report. I have already eliminated one of them.

Great One:
Good.

Ro-Man:
Force was necessary. It was a simple matter of strangulation. That leaves four.

Great One:
[buzzer sounds] Error! Again! Five!

Ro-Man:
Four - and one more on whom I have made an estimate in relation to our strategic reserve. The plan should include one human being for reference in case of unforeseen contingencies.

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The Professor:
He's impervious!

Alice:
Unless we find his weak spot!

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[Brig General Francis Hummel is addressing the Pentagon about his takeover of Alcatraz, but gets miffed at somebody's snide comment]

General Al Kramer:
Frank, it's Al Kramer.

BG Francis Hummel:
Hi, Al, how you doin'?

Kramer:
I don't know, Frank. Ah, why don't you tell me. Got a lot of very, very worried people here, Frank.

Hummel:
I'll come straight to the point. Eighty-three Force Reconnaissance Marines have died under my various commands. Forty-seven in northern Laos and southern China.

White House Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair:
Southern China? We never admitted we sent troops into China.

Hummel:
Who is this? Identify yourself.

Sinclair:
White House Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair, General.

Hummel:
How old are you, Chief of Staff Sinclair?

White House Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair:
I'm 33-

Hummel:
Well, Mr. Sinclair, you've probably got no fucking idea what I'm talking about. By your ninth birthday, I was running black ops into China. My men were responsible for over 200 enemy kills. Now put some rigging tape over Mr. Sinclair's mouth, he's wasting my time!

Kramer:
Ah you want to continue, Frank?

Hummel:
Remember Operation Desert Storm? Those surgical hits made by our smart bombs, covered so well on CNN? It was my men on the ground that made those hits possible by lasing the targets. Twenty of them were left to rot outside Baghdad after the conflict ended. No benefits were paid to their families. No medals conferred. These men died for their country and they weren't even given a goddamn military burial. This situation is unacceptable. You will transfer 100 million dollars from the Grand Cayman Red Sea Trading Company account to an account I designate. From these funds, reparations of $1 million will be paid to each of the 83 Marines' families. The rest of the funds, I will disperse, at my discretion. Do I make myself clear?

FBI Director James Womack:
Except for the Red Sea Trading Company. What is that?

Hummel:
Identify yourself.

Womack:
This is FBI Director Womack, General.

Hummel:
It's a slush fund where the Pentagon keeps proceeds from illegal arms sales.

Kramer:
Jesus, Frank! This is classified information.

Hummel:
You alert the media, I launch the gas. You refuse payment, I launch the gas. You've got 40 hours, till noon day after tomorrow to arrange transfer of the money. I am aware of your countermeasure. You know, and I know, it doesn't stand a chance. Hummel from Alcatraz. Out. [disconnects video call]

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[While the US Marines are breaching through the tunnel system in Alcatraz]

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Goodspeed:
You enjoying this?

Mason:
Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day: Reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washroom. Though it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.

The Rock  Movie Quote

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[Mason and Goodspeed are defusing a poison gas rocket when Goodspeed notices a twitching corpse]

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Goodspeed:
You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?

Mason:
[looks at the twitching corpse] What, the feet thing?

Goodspeed:
Yeah, the feet thing.

Mason:
Yeah, that happens.

Goodspeed:
Well, I'm having kind of a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?

Mason:
Like what? Kill him again?

Goodspeed:
Listen, I'm just a biochemist. And most of the time I work in a glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo--a beige one. But what I'm dealing with here, is one of the most deadly substances the Earth has ever known. So what do you say you cut me some friggin slack?

The Rock  Movie Quote

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[Goodspeed composes himself for a brief moment before removing its contents]

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[Hummel's Marines have captured Mason and brought him to the General at gunpoint, believing him to be a U.S. Navy SEAL.]

Gen. Hummel:
I thought I'd been in the service a long time... name and rank, sailor.

Mason:
It's Army, actually.

Maj. Baxter:
Answer the question. And address him as "General, sir."

Mason:
Captain John Patrick Mason, General, sir, of her Majesty's SAS. Retired, of course.

Gen. Hummel:
You're a long way from home, Captain. How the hell are you involved in this?

Mason':
Oh, I have a unique knowledge of this facility. I was formerly a guest here.

Gen. Hummel:
Have they bothered to tell you who I am, why I'm doing this, or are they just using you like they do everybody else?

Mason:
All I know is, you were big in Vietnam; I saw the highlights on television.

Gen. Hummel:
You wouldn't have any fucking idea of what it means to lead some of the finest men on God's earth into battle and then see their memory betrayed by their own fucking government!

Mason:
I don't quite see how you cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million, and, uh, this is not combat. It's an act of lunacy, General, sir. Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot.

Gen. Hummel:
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

Mason:
"Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious," according to Oscar Wilde. [Hummel strikes him in the back of the neck] Thank you for making my point.

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[Goodspeed just told the FBI that Mason is dead]

Stanley Goodspeed:
Womack tore up your pardon, John.

John Mason:
But of course. I knew he would.

Goodspeed:
The S.D.U.s and the scuba gear should still be where we came ashore. If you can get to the Pan Pacific Hotel, there's clothes in my closet and $200 in the Bible, Room 26.

Mason:
Well, it's been a long time since I've said thank you to anybody...but thank you.

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Mr. Brown:
Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Blonde:
No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...

Mr. Brown:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out, Greenbay. Tell that fuckin' bullshit to the tourists.

Joe Cabot:
[looking at his address book] Toby... Who the fuck is Toby?

Mr. Brown:
Like a Virgin is not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue is about. Granted, no argument about that.

Mr. Orange:
Which one is True Blue?

Nice Guy Eddie:
You ain't heard True Blue? It was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops of the Pops shit, and even I've heard of True Blue.

Mr. Orange:
Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

Mr. Blonde:
Personally, I can do without her.

Mr. Blue:
I used to like her early stuff. Borderline - but once she got off with that Papa Don't Preach phase, I tuned out.

Mr. Brown:
You guys are, like, making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?

Joe Cabot:
Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name?

Mr. White:
What's that?

Joe Cabot:
It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?

Mr. Brown:
What the fuck was I talking about?

Mr. Pink:
You said 'True Blue' was about a guy... er.... a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.

Mr. Brown:
O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon: dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Mr. Blue:
How many dicks is that?

Mr. White:
A lot.

Mr. Brown:
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.

Joe Cabot:
Chu? Toby Chu?

Mr. Brown:
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts, just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."

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Mr. Blonde:
Joe, you want me to shoot him for you?

Mr. White:
Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

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Nice Guy Eddie:
C'mon, throw in a buck!

Mr. Pink:
Uh-uh, I don't tip.

Nice Guy Eddie:
You don't tip?

Mr. Pink:
I don't believe in it.

Nice Guy Eddie:
You don't believe in tipping?

Mr. Blue:
You know what these chicks make? They make shit.

Mr. Pink:
Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

Nice Guy Eddie:
I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight: you don't ever tip, huh?

Mr. Pink:
I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

Mr. Blue:
Hey, this girl was nice.

Mr. Pink:
She was OK. But she wasn't anything special.

Mr. Blue:
What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

[They all laugh]

Nice Guy Eddie:
I'd go over twelve percent for that.

Mr. Pink:
Look, I ordered coffee, alright? And we been here a long fucking time, and she's only filled my cup three times. I mean, when I order coffee, I want it filled six times.

Mr. Blonde:
Six times? Well, what if she's too fucking busy?

Mr. Pink:
The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary.

Nice Guy Eddie:
Excuse me Mr. Pink, but the last fucking thing you need's another cup of coffee.

Mr. Pink:
Jesus Christ. I mean, these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage, and when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy.

Mr. Blue:
You don't care if they're counting on your tips to live?

Mr. Pink:
[rubbing his middle finger and thumb together] You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Mr. White:
You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

Mr. Pink:
So is working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do ya? Well why not? They're serving you food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bullshit!

Mr. White:
Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips.

Mr. Pink:
Fuck all that.

Mr. Brown:
[laughing] Jesus Christ.

Mr. Pink:
I mean, I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would appear to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. I mean, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

Mr. Orange:
He's convinced me. Gimme my dollar back!

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Mr. White:
You better start talkin', asshole! Cause we got shit we need to talk about. We're already freaked out, we need you actin' freaky like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip.

Mr. Blonde:
[calmly] OK, let's talk.

Mr. White:
We think we got a rat in the house.

Mr. Pink:
I guarantee we got a rat in the house!

Mr. Blonde:
What makes you say that?

Mr. White:
Is that supposed to be funny?

Mr. Pink:
Look, we think this place ain't safe.

Mr. White:
This place just ain't secure anymore. We're leaving, you should go with us.

Mr. Blonde:
Nobody's going anywhere.

Mr. White:
[about Mr. Blonde] Piss on this fucking turd! [To Mr. Pink] We're outta here.

Mr. Blonde:
Don't take another step, Mr. White.

Mr. White:
[screams] Fuck you, maniac! It's your fuckin' fault we're in this trouble!

Mr. Blonde:
[calmly to Mr. Pink] What's this guy's problem?

Mr. White:
What's my problem? Yeah, I gotta fuckin' problem! I gotta big fuckin' problem with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot!

Mr. Blonde:
What the fuck are you talking about?

Mr. White:
That fucking shooting spree in the store, remember?!

Mr. Blonde:
[shrugs] Fuck 'em. They set off the alarm. They deserve what they got.

Mr. White:
You almost killed me! ASSHOLE! If I had known what kind of guy you were, I never would've agreed to work with you.

Mr. Blonde:
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Mr. White:
What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?

Mr. Blonde:
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite? [throws away his drink]

Mr. Pink:
Oh, Christ, hey, look, you two assholes, calm the fuck down! Hey, come on, are we on a playground here, huh?! [pause] Am I the only professional?! You fuckin' guys are acting like a bunch of fuckin' niggers! You work with niggers, huh? Just like you two, always sayin' they're gonna kill each other.

Mr. White:
[to Mr. Pink] You said yourself you thought about taking him out!

Mr. Blonde:
[menacing] You fuckin' said that?

Mr. Pink:
Yeah, I did, OK? I did. But that was then. Right now, this guy is the only one I completely trust. He's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops.

Mr. White:
You takin' his side?

Mr. Pink:
NO! Fuck sides, man! What we need here is a little solidarity! Somebody's stickin' a red hot poker up our asses, and I wanna know whose name's on the handle! Now I know I'm no piece of shit... [referring to Mr. White] And I'm pretty sure you're OK... [referring to Mr. Blonde] And I'm fuckin' positive you're on the level. So let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, alright?

Mr. Blonde:
[calming down, chuckling] Wow, that was really exciting. I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't ya? Me too, I love that guy. My heart's beatin' so fast, I'm about to have a heart attack here.

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Mr. Orange:
This is a very weird situation. 'Cause I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major fucking drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin... smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it. So I told her I wasn't going to be Joe the potman anymore, but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before; 10%, free pot for me, as long as I helped her out that weekend. She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't want to go to the buy alone. Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly.

Mr. White:
What for?

Mr. Orange:
His traffic tickets. Got a warrant. They stopped him for something, found warrants on him, took him to county. Now she doesn't walk around alone with all that weed. I don't want to do this. I have a very bad feeling about it. But she keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me, finally I said OK 'cause I'm sick of hearing it. Now, we're picking the guy up at the train station...

Nice Guy Eddie:
Wait a minute. You go to the train station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you?

Mr. Orange:
The guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. Anyway, we're get to the station and we're waiting for the guy. I'm carrying the weed in one of those little carry-on bags. I got to take a piss. So I tell the connection I'll be right back, I'm going to the boys' room. So I walk in the mens' room, and who's standing there? Four Los Angeles county sheriffs and a German shepherd.

Nice Guy Eddie:
They're waiting for you?

Mr. Orange:
No, they're just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room, talking. When I walked through the door, they all stopped what they were talking about and they looked at me.

Mr. White:
[laughs] That's hard, man. That's a fucking hard situation.

Mr. Orange:
German shepherd starts barking. He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, "Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fuck out of there!" Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there's the shock of it--BAM, right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fucking dog can, they can smell it on me.

Reservoir Dogs  Movie Quote

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Joe:
So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business. With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names... [pointing to each respective member] Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.

Mr. Pink:
Why am I Mr. Pink?

Joe:
Because, you're a faggot, alright?!

[Mr. Brown laughs]

Mr. Pink:
Why can't we pick our own colors?

Joe:
No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.

Mr. Brown:
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's a little too close to Mr. Shit.

Mr. Pink:
Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.

Joe:
You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. PINK.

Mr. White:
Who cares what your name is?

Mr. Pink:
Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?

Joe:
Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

Mr. Pink:
Jesus Christ, Joe, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.

Joe:
I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so Goddamn mad, hollering at you guys, I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let's go to work.

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added 5 years ago

Nice Guy Eddie:
Let me say this out loud, 'cause I wanna get it straight in my head. You're saying that Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you, then when we got back, he was gonna kill us, take the satchel of diamonds, and scram. I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story?

Mr. Orange:
I swear on my mother's eternal soul that's what happened.

Nice Guy Eddie:
The man you just killed was just released from prison. He got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. He could've fuckin' walked. All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't; he kept his fucking mouth shut. And did his fuckin' time, and he did it like a man. He did four years for us. So, Mr. Orange, you're tellin' me this very good friend of mine, who did four years for my father, who in four years never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him, you're telling me that now that this man is free, and we're making good on our commitment to him, he's just gonna decide, out of the fucking blue, TO RIP US OFF?! Why don't you tell me what really happened?

Joe:
[walks in] What the hell for? It'd just be more bullshit.

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Joe Cabot:
This man set us up.

Nice Guy Eddie:
Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the Hell's happening.

Joe Cabot:
That's all right, Eddie. I do.

Mr. White:
What the fuck are you talking about?

Joe Cabot:
That lump of shit's working with the LAPD.

Mr. Orange:
Joe, I don't have the slightest fucking idea what you're talking about.

Mr. White:
Joe, Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.

Joe Cabot:
Like Hell I am.

Mr. White:
Joe, trust me on this, you're making a mistake. He's a good kid. I understand you're hot, you're super fucking pissed. We're all real emotional. But you're barking up the wrong tree. I know this man; he wouldn't do that.

Joe Cabot:
You don't know jack shit. I do: The cocksucker tipped off the cops and got Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed.

Mr. Pink:
Mr. Blue is dead?

Joe Cabot:
Dead as Dillinger.

Mr. White:
How do you know all this?

Joe Cabot:
He was the only one I wasn't a hundred percent on. I should have my fucking head examined going ahead when I wasn't a hundred percent.

Mr. White:
That's your proof?!

Joe Cabot:
You don't need proof when you have instinct. I ignored it before, but no more. [Draws a gun and aims at Orange]

[Mr. White draws a gun and aims at Joe. And Eddie draws a gun and aims at White.]

Nice Guy Eddie:
Have you lost your fucking mind?

Mr. White:
Joe, you're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it.

Mr. Pink:
[Slowly backing away] Come on, guys. Nobody wants this. We're supposed to be fucking professionals!

Nice Guy Eddie:
Larry, look...It's been quite a long time, a lot of jobs. There's no need for this, man. Let's just put our guns down, and let's settle this with a fucking conversation.

Mr. White:
Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. Repeat: If you kill that man, you die next.

Nice Guy Eddie:
Larry, we have been friends, and you respect my dad, and I respect you. But I will put fucking bullets right through your heart if you don't put that fucking gun down now.

Mr. White:
Goddamn you, Joe. Don't make me do this.

Nice Guy Eddie:
LARRY STOP POINTING THAT FUCKING GUN AT MY DAD!

[White, Eddie, and Joe all shoot simultaneously.]

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