Narrator:
But I never lost hope. I knew that someday I'd find another somebody to share my life with. All I had to do was just be patient.
9-Year-Old Norbit:
[After two twin bullies smash his sandcastle] What d'ya do that for?
One of the Bullies:
'Cause we felt like it.
Both Bullies:
What are you gonna do about it?
[The bullies pick on Norbit, by one of them simply shaking him on his side and the other beating him up. Suddenly, a 10-year-old Rasputia comes over and lifts the bullies up by the shirts]
10-Year-Old Rasputia:
[to the bullies] Leave him alone!
Both Bullies:
Says who?
[Rasputia knocks the bullies' heads together and throws them off sideways]
9-Year-Old Norbit:
Who are you?
10-Year-Old Rasputia:
Rasputia. What's your name?
9-Year-Old Norbit:
Norbit.
10-Year-Old Rasputia:
"Norbit"? That's a stupid name.
9-Year-Old Norbit:
Why'd you beat those boys up?
10-Year-Old Rasputia:
To protect you. You got a girlfriend, Nesbitt?
9-Year-Old Norbit:
Uh, Norbit. No...
10-Year-Old Rasputia:
Well, you do now. Get your ass up and hold my hand.
9-Year-Old Norbit:
Okay. [the source of Rasputia's catchphrase] How you doing?
