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[RJ pulls the string on the toy doll's dack]

Voice Box:
Let's Play!

[Nugent the dog notices RJ, RJ then smiles nervously and runs away]

Over the Hedge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

NOTE:
This dialogue is 4 minutes and 21 seconds.

Over the Hedge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gladys:
Why... Why, That's The--

Dwayne:
The Depelter Turbo. Prepare for a lot of stinging.

Over the Hedge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

SWAT Officer:
[while taking a hairless Vincent on a wheelbarrow into the truck] Here We Go! off to the Rockies for you, Smokey.

Police Officer:
Now, you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo.

Gladys:
Officer, please! It was that Verminator; he sold it to me! This has nothing to do with me!

Police Officer:
Hey, hey, it was in your yard, your name's on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.

Gladys:
No! It's not my fault, let go of me!

Police Officer:
Ma'am...

Gladys:
[yelling] I CAN'T BE ARRESTED! I'M PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION!!!

Cop:
Take her down!

Dwayne:
She's getting away! [quietly as she is fighting the police] Get her. [he climbs over a fence and accidentally steps on a squeak toy]

Nugent the Dog:
Play? Play!

Dwayne:
Oh, no. No, no! no, no! [there is a bite heard, and Dwayne screams off-screen]

Over the Hedge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[During the credits, When "Rocking the Suburbs" plays in the background]

RJ:
That, my friends, is the object of all human attention and devotion, and they call it... a TV.

Quillo:
Wicked cool!

Lou:
Humans feel an inner need to connect with the world around them. That is super-duper.

RJ:
They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts, Watching TV fulfills both needs at the same time.

Stella:
Wow. Interesting.

Penny:
Come on, kids! Family time there, in front of the TV! Got your snack food?

Hammy:
Buy a vowel! BUY A VOWEL! Buy a "Y", Please buy a "Y"!

RJ:
I can't find the remote.

Lou:
Hey, Spikey, Race Ya!

Ozzie:
Has anybody seen the remote?

Heather:
Dad, chill.

Stella:
I could do a little TV. Today's the day we find out if the baby is gifted or if Saxon is really an alien.

Hammy:
Just Like Khan in Star Trek II! The Genesis Project was in the hands of the Enterprise, but Khan had his plan to steal the invention and redo all the life!

Verne:
Well, that was specific.

Hammy:
I saw it on TNT, a retrospective.

Lou:
Gummi Worm, anybody?

RJ:
Let me have one.

Stella:
Bucky, pass this to Lou.

Lou:
Taste this.

RJ:
Don't you take that.

Verne:
This is the perfect food.

RJ:
Fat-free cookies? Might as well just be eating dirt.

Hammy:
I've had dirt, I don't like dirt, it tastes like dirt!

Heather:
Shh! The Show Is Starting!

[The last part of "Rocking the Suburbs" by Ben Folds continues on the credits]

Over the Hedge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Last lines, after the end credits, RJ is fixing the vending machine]

RJ:
Wait! Hang on a minute. [All the chip bags fall down and everyone laughs and cheers] Yes, here we go! [As he tries to get all the chips out, the lid is stuck, and the machine doesn't budge]

Hammy:
Kinda anticlimactic...

RJ:
Shoot!

Over the Hedge  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Oz:
May I have this dance, milady? [Theodora looks startled] Now you're gonna tell me no one's ever asked you to dance before.

Theodora:
[sadly] No one ever has.

Oz:
[smiles] Then it's high time you learned.

Oz the Great and Powerful  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Theodora:
[tricked by Evanora into thinking Oz has "betrayed" her for Glinda] He said we would rule Oz, together... He said I would be his Queen.

Evanora:
Did he? [takes Theodora's hand, meets her eyes] Are you... quite sure it wasn't you who said that to him?

Oz the Great and Powerful  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Theodora watches Oz and Glinda greeting the people in Evanora's crystal ball]

Evanora:
What's the matter, sister?

Theodora:
[jealously] Look at how happy they all are. Do you think she'll be his Queen?

Evanora:
Well, of course she'll be his Queen. You can't compete with Glinda's charms - no one can.

[Theodora cries, her tears leaving burn scars on her face]

Theodora:
Sister, it hurts!

Evanora:
Such is a broken heart- your precious wizard did that to you.

Theodora:
[turns to her] Make it stop.

Evanora:
Would you like me to? [Theodora pauses; cut to Evanora offering her an enchanted green apple] One bite is all it takes. One bite, and your world will change forever. One bite, and your heart will become impenetrable. One bite, and you and I will finally share the throne. [seeing Theodora's hesitation] Unless you'd rather see Oz and Glinda there? [Theodora grabs the apple and takes a bite. Immediately, the candles go out and a cold wind blows through the room]

Theodora:
[stares up at her sister in realisation] ...You're the wicked one - not Glinda! [Evanora smirks, victorious] Sister, you lied to me!

Evanora:
It's nice, isn't it? How clear everything becomes.

Theodora:
[suddenly begins convulsing with pain and gasping for breath; tearing off her cloak and necklace, she staggers across the room] What is happening to me?!

Evanora:
[chuckling] Oh. It's just your heart withering away. Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will feel nothing at all, except beautiful... Wickedness. [Theodora stumbles across the room, hallucinating about Oz laughing, and collapses behind a table; the fire blazes high. Evanora steps cautiously towards her] Sister...? [she shrieks and recoils as Theodora's hand, now clawed and green-skinned, shoots up and grabs the table, her nails gouging the stone surface. Evanora appears startled as Theodora -still unseen- stands up, casting a menacing silhouette on the wall] Oh, sister... You're hideous. [smiles weakly] I can cast a simple enchantment, and have you looking just the way you were before-

Theodora:
NO! This is who I am now! [flips her wide-brimmed red hat inside out, revealing a black witch's hat] I want him to see me like this! I want him to know that he was the one who made me this way! [cackles madly]

Evanora:
[to herself] Oh, dear...

Oz the Great and Powerful  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Theodora:
[Laughing] OUT OF MY WAY! [flies into the city centre on her broom, causing the citizens to jump aside in fright; she lands in front of Glinda, stares at her for a moment, then kneels so that they are eye-to-eye] Give up, Glinda. Why do you continue to resist?

Glinda:
Because I believe in the Wizard.

Theodora:
[her face darkens with hatred and rage] So did I, once. Behold. [she stands up, pointing to Oz's balloon full of stolen gold, rising over the city] LOOK! Your Wizard! [Glinda stares at the balloon in disbelief]

Citizen #1:
Where is he going?

Citizen #2:
[sadly] He's abandoning us!

Citizen #3:
[sadly] How could he?

[Knuck, the Master Tinker and Finley all watch in disappointment. Suddenly, an enraged Theodora conjures a red fireball and hurls it at the balloon]

Glinda:
No!

[The balloon is hit by the fireball and explodes in a burst of flame, raining gold coins over the center of the square. The crowd reacts with horror as the burning balloon crashes down on the heap of gold]

China Girl:
No! [starts to cry]

Evanora:
[mockingly] Ohh... Not so Great and Powerful, after all.

[Theodora stares impassively at the bonfire as Glinda and the citizens cry quietly. As the Winkees begin to move the crowds back, Finley flies over to the wreckage and retrieves Oz's smoking top hat; he clutches it and begins to cry. A Winkee guard walks over to him]

Winkee:
Hey- [Finley looks up, and the Winkee pulls back the brim of his helmet to reveal Oz, grinning] Hello, Monkey.

Finley:
Oz! [beams, hugs him] I thought you were dead-

Oz:
Shhh... You were crying pretty hard- was that for me?

Finley:
Oh... no, some of the smoke got in my eyes!

Oz:
[laughs, unconvinced] Oh, right.

Finley:
Wow, you fooled everybody - That was your greatest trick yet!

Oz:
[grins] That was just the opening act!

Evanora:
[to the Citizens] Let this be the final word! [Oz and Finley glance nervously in her direction as she and Theodora step forward on either side of Glinda] Your prophecy is dead. Like the king who spoke it, and the wizard who tried to fulfill it! All dead!

Oz:
[to Finley] It's showtime. [leads him towards the projection-booth carriage, where the Master Tinker and Knuck are gesturing for them]

Theodora:
[to the Citizens] And they will be joined in death, by Glinda the Good! [The citizens watch sadly as Theodora and Evanora close on Glinda] Farewell.

Evanora:
Say hello to your daddy for me. [she and Theodora conjure green lightning and red flames, respectively, and begin charging up their magical energies for the killing blow]

Glinda:
The dreams of the people live on.

[Just as Theodora and Evanora are about to strike, all the torches around the square are instantly extinguished]

Oz the Great and Powerful  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sister Encarnación:
Where are we going, Ignacio?

Nacho:
I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, "Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel."

Sister Encarnación:
Well, where are they?

[Nacho looks around.]

Nacho:
I don't see them. They should be coming back. [leans against wall and whips head fast]

Sister Encarnación:
Where is your robe, Ignacio?

Nacho:
It was... stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. [tightens butt]

Sister Encarnación:
They look expensive.

Nacho:
Thank you... [turns toward Sister Encarnación] I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. [kneels down] But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his... nucleus.

Sister Encarnación:
Nucleus?

Nacho:
Yes.

[Bums walk by. Nacho leaps up and over to Sister Encarnación.]

Nacho:
[in low voice] I don't like the way those guys looked at you. [To bums] Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.

[Makes his way to the bums. Grabs one bum's jacket and rips it. Turns to face Nacho.]

Nacho:
Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!

[Takes shirt off and whips it at Sister Encarnación.]

Nacho:
Ever seen these moves? [jumps and hisses]

[Esqueleto and friends appear with pitchforks. Nacho looks confused. One bum punches Nacho.]

Nacho Libre  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nacho:
[after his robe catches fire and reveals his stretchy pants] Yes! It's true. I am Nacho, the luchador.

Monk:
Who?

Nacho:
Maybe you have seen me on TV. [pause] NACHOOOOOOOOOO!

Elderly Monk:
No! This is forbidden!

Guillermo:
I knew it. He is not a man of God.

Nacho Libre  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Esqueleto:
Oooh.

Lady:
I forgive you. Come here, soldier.

Esqueleto:
How did you get up here so fast?

Lady:
Shhh! Secret tunnels. Some people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. [whispers] I love you.

Esqueleto:
Huh?

Lady:
I love you!

Nacho Libre  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nadja (holding Lucy's pet tarantula Bela):
What does he eat?

Lucy:
Potatoes. Potato salad. Deer[?]. I tried to teach him French but he wasn't interested.

Nadja:
Maybe he has a learning disability. "Deer" is hard to hear, maybe "Beer".

Nadja  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dan Muldoon:
[After Niles has been rifling through his valise apparently to check whether a supposed burglar has struck] He got it didn't they?

Frank Niles:
[Looking crestfallen] No, there's nothing missing. I don't have any valuables.

Dan Muldoon:
What were you looking for so hard just now - your BVD's?

The Naked City  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Celia:
Where are we?

Cyril:
We're in the land of poo. Duck poo, hen poo, cow poo, goat poo. Poo as far as the eye can see.

Blenkinsop:
Here we are then. Out you get.

Cyril:
In fact, it's a British museum of poo.

Celia:
Have you gone completely insane, Blenkinsop? Mummy would never send me to a place like this. Take me home. [Screams as Vincent frightens her] You see?! They are savages. I refuse to leave the car!

Cyril:
Oh, put a sock in it, Cels! We've got no choice.

Celia:
Take me home right now!

Cyril:
And you know why we haven't got a choice too. So let's just stop pretending we're here because of bombs.

Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nanny McPhee:
Good evening, Mrs. Green. I hear your children have been naughty.

Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cyril:
Greetings, all covered-in-poo people. Do you speak English?

Norman:
You're early.

Cyril:
Yes, poo man. We've come from far away. Far. From the land of soap and indoor toilets.

Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norman:
(Cyril has just indirectly shattered Mr. Green's jam jar) That's it. They die.

Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vincent:
(Marching with a cricket bat) Death, death, and hurting!

Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[First lines]

Vern:
What are you going to do today, Napoleon?

Napoleon:
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! (Ties a string to his action figure and chucks it out the window)

Napoleon Dynamite  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Napoleon:
Who are you?

Lafawnduh:
I'm Lafawnduh.

Napoleon:
What are you doing here?

Lafawnduh:
I'm waiting for Kip. Why are you so sweaty?

Napoleon:
Been practicing.

Lafawnduh:
Practicing what?

Napoleon:
My dance moves. [dramatically turns his head and takes a swig of Gatorade]

Napoleon Dynamite  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Napoleon:
Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec?

Secretary:
Is there anything wrong?

Napoleon:
I don't feel very good. [Secretary pushes telephone towards Napoleon and he dials number]

Kip:
[on other line] Hi.

Napoleon:
Is Grandma there?

Kip:
No, she's getting her hair done.

Napoleon:
[prolonged sigh]

Kip:
What do you need?

Napoleon:
Can you just go get her for me?

Kip:
I'm really busy right now. [he's making nachos]

Napoleon:
Just tell her to come get me.

Kip:
Why?

Napoleon:
'Cause I don't feel good!

Kip:
Well, have you talked to the school nurse?

Napoleon:
No, she doesn't know anything... Will you just come get me?

Kip:
No.

Napoleon:
Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?

Kip:
No, Napoleon.

Napoleon:
But my lips hurt real bad!

Kip:
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.

Napoleon:
I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!

Kip:
See ya. (Hangs up)

Napoleon:
Ugh! Idiot!

Napoleon Dynamite  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Napoleon:
Do you ride the bus to school?

Pedro:
No, I ride my bike.

Napoleon:
What kind of bike do you have?

[cut to them with bike]

Pedro:
It's a Sledgehammer.

Napoleon:
Dang! You got shocks... pegs... Lucky! (Also notices the Flag of Mexico on the back of the seat) You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Napoleon Dynamite  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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