Napoleon:
Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary:
Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon:
I don't feel very good. [Secretary pushes telephone towards Napoleon and he dials number]
Kip:
[on other line] Hi.
Napoleon:
Is Grandma there?
Kip:
No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon:
[prolonged sigh]
Kip:
What do you need?
Napoleon:
Can you just go get her for me?
Kip:
I'm really busy right now. [he's making nachos]
Napoleon:
Just tell her to come get me.
Kip:
Why?
Napoleon:
'Cause I don't feel good!
Kip:
Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon:
No, she doesn't know anything... Will you just come get me?
Kip:
No.
Napoleon:
Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?
Kip:
No, Napoleon.
Napoleon:
But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip:
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon:
I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip:
See ya. (Hangs up)
Napoleon:
Ugh! Idiot!
