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Wirf:
You'd keep my leg, wouldn't you?

Sully:
You don't need a leg, you need a parrot.

Nobody's Fool  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sully:
How about that? Intelligence, hard work and good looks finally pay off.

Peter:
And to think we were here to see it.

Nobody's Fool  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Narrator:
But I never lost hope. I knew that someday I'd find another somebody to share my life with. All I had to do was just be patient.

9-Year-Old Norbit:
[After two twin bullies smash his sandcastle] What d'ya do that for?

One of the Bullies:
'Cause we felt like it.

Both Bullies:
What are you gonna do about it?

[The bullies pick on Norbit, by one of them simply shaking him on his side and the other beating him up. Suddenly, a 10-year-old Rasputia comes over and lifts the bullies up by the shirts]

10-Year-Old Rasputia:
[to the bullies] Leave him alone!

Both Bullies:
Says who?

[Rasputia knocks the bullies' heads together and throws them off sideways]

9-Year-Old Norbit:
Who are you?

10-Year-Old Rasputia:
Rasputia. What's your name?

9-Year-Old Norbit:
Norbit.

10-Year-Old Rasputia:
"Norbit"? That's a stupid name.

9-Year-Old Norbit:
Why'd you beat those boys up?

10-Year-Old Rasputia:
To protect you. You got a girlfriend, Nesbitt?

9-Year-Old Norbit:
Uh, Norbit. No...

10-Year-Old Rasputia:
Well, you do now. Get your ass up and hold my hand.

9-Year-Old Norbit:
Okay. [the source of Rasputia's catchphrase] How you doing?

Norbit  Movie Quote

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Rasputia:
[After seeing Norbit, trying to get out of the house] NORBIT!!

Norbit:
Oh! Good Morning, Rasputia! Good Morning! How are you this morning?

Rasputia:
Where the hell YOU going?!

Norbit:
Oh... ummmm. Nowhere special. I was just going to Raging Waters.

Rasputia:
Raging Waters?

Norbit  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norbit:
Rasputia, we took vows. I'm your husband. RASPUTIA!! WE TOOK VOWS, AND YOU CHEATED ON ME!!

Rasputia:
IT NEVER HAPPENED!!

Norbit:
YES IT DID!! [Rasputia stops and gasps] AND THAT MAKES YOU... THE QUEEN OF WHORES!!!

Rasputia:
Aagh!! [Rasputia suddenly turns back and runs towards Norbit]

Norbit  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norbit:
[singing in the shower] Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday!

Rasputia:
If say Tuesday again, you ain't won't see Wednesday.

Norbit  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate:
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice.

Rasputia:
"Mrs. Rice?!" My name ain't no damn Mrs. Rice!

Kate:
Well, I just though that you were married to Norbit...

Rasputia:
Who the hell are you?

Norbit:
Ummm... Kate, I want you to meet my wife. This is Rasputia Latimore and Rasputia, this is Kate.

Kate:
Nice to meet you!

Rasputia:
Hello.

Norbit:
Kate's an old friend of mine from the orphanage.

Kate:
Latimore... as in "Latimore Construction?"

Rasputia:
Yeah, that's right. As in "Latimore Construction." That's right. Why?

Kate:
Well, this is perfect. Because I came to see you guys about a renovation... of-

Norbit  Movie Quote

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Mr. Wong:
WHALE, HO!!

Rasputia:
Did somebody just call me a whale?

Mr. Wong:
Yeah! And a ho!

Norbit  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norbit:
Ohh... Lloyd, what am I gonna do...?

Lloyd the Dog:
Kill the bitch!

Norbit:
Excuse me? What'd you say?

Lloyd the Dog:
You heard me. Rub 'er out. Take 'er down. Ice the bitch!

Norbit:
Hey. Lloyd, you're talkin'.

Lloyd the Dog:
She took my legs, Norbit. She took my legs! You know what it's like bein' a dog with no legs?! I can't raise one up to pee. And I can't even hump no more, Norbit! Humpin' was my THING!

Rasputia:
What is this, Norbit?

[Norbit gets up]

Norbit:
Some kinda... weird, satanic, potato art?

Rasputia:
Mm-mm.

[Rasputia takes out a container of acid]

Rasputia:
What's this?

Norbit:
Looks like the acid, we used down at the quarry.

Rasputia:
[stomps foot] RIGHT! But this is Miss Pretty Little Thang's little face. And Norbit, if you ever see her again, if you ever *talk* to 'er again, if you ever to so much as to think about the girl again, this is what's gonna happen to 'er.

[Rasputia pours the acid on the potato art of Kate]

Rasputia:
How YOU doin'! You get the picture, Norbit?

[Scared, Norbit nods his head]

Norbit  Movie Quote

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Norbit:
Psst! Psst! Psst! Hey! Hey! Over here!

[Kate walks over to Norbit]

Kate:
I need to talk to you. Do you know what was in those papers, you had me sign last night?

Norbit:
Yeah, the construction permits.

Kate:
No, that's not all.

[Norbit hears Rasputia's giant footsteps, walking over to the window]

Kate:
Norbit.

Norbit:
I I I I-- just-- just-- just go away, Kate! Get outta here!

Kate:
What?!

[Norbit looks at the melted potato art of Kate, then looks back at Kate]

Norbit:
Ya heard what I said! Just get outta here! Scram!

Kate:
The Latimores are trying to take control of the orphanage, Norbit!

Norbit:
Well wh-- why don't you go and-- and find somebody, who-- who gives a rat's ass?! Because I d-- I I I sure as hell don't!

Kate:
Y y-- you don't care?

Norbit:
No I-- I don't care, b and d-- [looks at the ceiling] --And I don't care about you either!

Kate:
[heartbroken] Norbit!

Norbit:
The only woman that I have e e ever ever loved, and ever cared about was my darling... wife, Rasputia! [shakes his head, mad]

Kate:
B b bu-- but last night--

Norbit:
Last night I was ju-- I was just tryin' to nail ya! You know, score?! But now I realize I don't have to do that! All I need is my beautiful, precious wife... RASPUTIA!

[Rasputia shakes her head and smiles in satisfation]

Norbit:
She is all the woman *I* need! So you can just go on and get outta here! You screwy dame! Who needs ya?!

Norbit  Movie Quote

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Deion Hughes:
[screaming] THAT'S ENOUGH!! THAT'S ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! Stop the music!

Pope Sweet Jesus:
Hold on...

Deion Hughes:
[cuts Pope off] Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.

[The ceremony resumes]

Preacher:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

Norbit:
I object!

[congregation gasps and murmurs]

Preacher:
[frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake!

Mr. Wong:
[pleased] Norbit.

Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy:
[cheers] Norbit!

Kate Thomas:
[surprised] Norbit!

Choir:
[singing] Norbit-t-t-t!

Norbit:
This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.

Kate Thomas:
Norbit, what are you doing?

Norbit:
I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.

Rasputia:
[Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say?

Norbit:
You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right! I love you, Kate! And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your bitch!

Norbit  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rasputia:
[laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater] Well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go!

Norbit:
[to Kate] Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. LADIES!

[Deion is shocked and frightened to see his three exes and their children walk in the church]

Ex-Wife #1:
Hello, Antoine! I've been looking everywhere for you.

Children:
Daddy!

Ex-Wife #2:
Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!

Rasputia:
Who is that ho?

Ex-Wife #3:
Luther? he told me he was gay!

Deion Hughes:
No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.

Ex-Wife #1:
[angry] You dead, goldigger!

Deion Hughes:
[the wives and children are going towards him] I'm out!

Pope Sweet Jesus:
Look's like the wedding's off, bro.

Lord Have Mercy:
Church!

Big Jack:
God Dammit, Norbit!

Norbit:
Oh, snap!

Norbit  Movie Quote

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North:
What are you doing here?

Gabby:
Well I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin' in.

North:
No I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?

Gabby:
Easter Bunny?

Pa Tex:
Careful, Son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.

North:
Oh, sorry.

Gabby:
No harm done.

North  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ma Tex:
[to North] We'd like you show you how much we're looking forward to having you as our new son. Ready, Pa?

Pa Tex:
Ready, Ma!

Ma Tex:
[singing] We had a son who was trampled by a ton of longhorns, but you're very cute to fill his boots as flat as they may be.

Pa Tex:
[singing] You'll yell "yippie yi yo" with the rodeo til' the day's done.

Ma Tex:
[singing] Then you'll make a lot of pals with buffalo gals.

Pa Tex:
[whispering] Just leave some for me!

Ma Tex:
Hey, there!

Ma Tex, Pa Tex:
[singing with a chorus] We'll barbecue steaks and stew, feed you pumpkin pie, til' your can's bigger than the big ol' Texas sky!

Ma Tex:
[singing] You'll grow tall and play football, be famous!

Pa Tex:
[singing] You'll grow more, own a chain of stores, marry Betsy Lou!

Ma Tex, Pa Tex:
[singing with a chorus] Oh, North, North! Grow bi-i-i-i-ig!

[song ends]

Pa Tex:
'Nother rib, son?

North  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

News Reporter:
Arthur Belt, the rising politician who drafted the bill...

Arthur Belt:
[Winchell shuts off the TV] Wait! They were talking about me!

Winchell:
Relax, Arthur, pretty soon you'll be hearing your name so much even YOU will be sick of it.

Arthur Belt:
I highly doubt it.

North  Movie Quote

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Roger:
And what the devil is all this about? Why was I brought here?

Vandamm:
Games, must we?

Roger:
Not that I mind a slight case of abduction now and then, but I have tickets for the theatre this evening, to a show I was looking forward to and I get, well, kind of unreasonable about things like that.

Vandamm:
With such expert play-acting, you make this very room a theatre. My secretary is a great admirer of your methods, Mr. Kaplan. Elusiveness, however misguided ...

Roger:
My name is Thornhill, Roger Thornhill! It's never been anything else ... So obviously, your friends picked up the wrong package when they bundled me out here in the car.

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Roger is wearing sunglasses to hide his identity]

Ticket Seller:
Something wrong with your eyes?

Roger:
Yes, they're sensitive to questions.

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Roger:
Oh, you're that type.

Eve:
What type?

Roger:
Honest.

Eve:
Not really.

Roger:
Good, because honest women frighten me.

Eve:
Why?

Roger:
I don't know. Somehow they seem to put me at a disadvantage.

Eve:
Because you're not honest with them?

Roger:
Exactly.

...

Roger:
The moment I meet an attractive woman, I have to start pretending I have no desire to make love to her.

Eve:
What makes you think you have to conceal it?

Roger:
She might find the idea objectionable.

Eve:
Then again, she might not.

...

Eve:
I'm Eve Kendall. I'm twenty-six and unmarried. Now you know everything.

Roger:
Tell me. What do you do besides lure men to their doom on the Twentieth Century Limited?

Eve:
I'm an industrial designer.

Roger:
Jack Phillips. Western sales manager for Kingby Electronics.

Eve:
No, you're not. You're Roger Thornhill of Madison Avenue, and you're wanted for murder on every front page in America, and don't be so modest.

Roger:
Whoops!

Eve:
Oh, don't worry, I won't say a word.

Roger:
How come?

Eve:
I told you. It's a nice face.

Roger:
Is that the only reason?

Eve:
It's going to be a long night.

Roger:
True.

Eve:
And I don't particularly like the book I've started.

Roger:
Ahhh.

Eve:
You know what I mean?

Roger:
Uh, let me think. [Pause] Yes, I know exactly what you mean...

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eve:
I'm a big girl.

Roger:
Yeah, and in all the right places too. [They share a lingering kiss.]

Eve:
You know, this is ridiculous, you know that don't you?

Roger:
Yesss.

Eve:
I mean, we've hardly met.

Roger:
That's right.

Eve:
How do I know you aren't a murderer?

Roger:
You don't.

Eve:
Maybe you're planning to murder me right here tonight?

Roger:
Shall I?

Eve:
Please do. [Another long kiss.]

Roger:
Beats flying, doesn't it?

Eve:
We should stop.

Roger:
Immediately.

Eve:
I want to know more about you.

Roger:
What more could you know?

Eve:
You're an advertising man, that's all I know.

Roger:
That's right. [They shift positions] The train's a little unsteady.

Eve:
Who isn't?

Roger:
What else do you know?

Eve:
You've got taste in clothes, taste in food...

Roger:
...and taste in women. I like your flavor.

Eve:
You're very clever with words. You can probably make them do anything for you. Sell people things they don't need. Make women who don't know you fall in love with you.

Roger:
I'm beginning to think I'm underpaid.

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

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Roger:
Now where were we?

Eve:
Here. [They kiss again passionately.]

Roger:
Yes. Nice of you to have opened the bed.

Eve:
Yes.

Roger:
Only one bed.

Eve:
Yes.

Roger:
That's a good omen, don't you think?

Eve:
Wonderful.

Roger:
You know what that means?

Eve:
Hmmm.

Roger:
What? Tell me.

Eve:
It means you're going to sleep on the floor.

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Roger:
To a long and lasting friendship, meaning from now on, I'm not going to let you out of my sight, sweetheart.

Eve:
I'm afraid you'll have to.

Roger:
Oh no.

Eve:
I do have plans of my own, you know, and you do have problems.

Roger:
Well, wouldn't it be nice if my problems and your plans were somehow connected? Then we could always stay close to each other and not have to go off in separate directions. Togetherness, you know what I mean?

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Roger:
Now, what can a man do with his clothes off for twenty minutes? Couldn't he have taken an hour?

Eve:
You could always take a cold shower. [she takes off his jacket]

Roger:
That's right. When I was a little boy, I wouldn't even let my mother undress me.

Eve:
You're a big boy now.

Roger:
Yes, tell me. How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?

Eve:
Lucky, I guess.

Roger:
No, not lucky. Naughty, wicked, up to no good. Ever kill anyone? Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half trying. So stop trying, huh?

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vandamm:
What possessed you to come blundering in here like this? Could it be an overpowering interest in art?

Roger:
Yes, the art of survival.

Eve:
He followed me here from the hotel.

Leonard:
He was in your room?

Roger:
Sure. Isn't everybody?

...

Roger:
I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses...I'll bet you paid plenty for this little piece of sculpture...She's worth every dollar of it, take it from me. She puts her heart into her work. In fact, her whole body.

Vandamm:
Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan? First, you're the outraged Madison Avenue man who claims he's been mistaken for someone else. Then you play the fugitive from justice, supposedly trying to clear his name of a crime he knows he didn't commit. And now, you play the peevish lover, stung by jealousy and betrayal. It seems to me you fellows could stand a little less training from the FBI and a little more from the Actors Studio.

Roger:
Apparently, the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead.

Vandamm:
Your very next role. You'll be quite convincing, I assure you.

Roger:
I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter is next on the program. Am I to be dropped into a vat of molten steel and become part of a new skyscraper, or are you going to ask this female to kiss me again and poison me to death?

[Eve tries to slap him]

Roger:
Who are you kidding? You have no feelings to hurt.

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Roger:
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.

The Professor:
If I thought there was any chance of changing your mind, I'd talk about Miss Kendall, of whom you so obviously disapprove.

Roger:
Yes, for using sex like some people use a fly swatter.

North by Northwest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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