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Sam:
[sees Anita outside the classroom] Hi... are you here for the Sex Talk?

Anita Olesky:
Ooo... I like a man who gets right to the point!

Sam:
Are you Pam?

Anita Olesky:
...If you say so!

Sam:
[leads Anita into the room] Okay, class, this is Pam, she is going to lead us today in our Sex Talk.

Anita Olesky:
I what?! No, I what?! H-Hi, I'm P-Pam. Sex. Yes, well, Sex. What do you say about sex, really? You like a guy. You like a guy... you do it with him... sometimes he calls, sometimes he doesn't. [she laughs] Oooo.

– Never Been Kissed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[during a "sex-ed" class in which the students are trying to put condoms on bananas, Tracy has just revealed to Josie that she wants to have sex for the first time. Josie is somewhat stunned, but tries to offer advice]

Josie Geller:
You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together.

Tracy:
But I'm not a penguin.

Sam:
[has walked up next to them as Josie talked] It's an analogy.

[Josie turns to look at him and loses her grip on the condom which flies up and smacks him in the face]

Josie Geller:
[to Tracy] Excuse me. I have to go die now. [puts her head in her hands]

– Never Been Kissed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

James Rigfort:
You! What's your name?

Josie Geller:
[nervous stutter] J-Jo-Josie...

James Rigfort:
Jose?

Josie Geller:
Josie Geller!

– Never Been Kissed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Josie Geller:
The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.

Anita Olesky:
Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.

– Never Been Kissed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Fields (to a heckling youngster):
You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking.

Kid:
What's a kitten stocking?

Fields:
A sock on the puss!

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Fields:
Is there any goulash on this menu?

Waitress:
[wiping a spot off the menu] It's roast beef gravy.

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Waitress:
And another thing. You're always squawking about something. If it isn't the steak, it's something else.

Fields:
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

Waitress:
You're as funny as a cry for help.

Fields:
You used to be an old Follies girl?

Waitress:
You know, there's something awfully big about you. [pause] Your nose.

Fields:
[Looking at her rear end] There's something awfully big about you too.

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Receptionist:
[talking on the phone] You big hotty-dottie. You smoke vile cigars all day and drink whiskey half the night. Someday, you'll drown in a vat of whiskey.

Fields:
Drown in a vat of whiskey. Death where is thy sting?

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Flight Attendant:
Are you air sick?

Fields:
Somebody put too many olives in my martinis last night.

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ouliotta:
Are you really a man?

Fields:
Well, I've been called other things.

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Hemoglobin:
Men. Men. They're all alike. They'll deceive you as your father did me. He kissed a chorus girl and when I found out he said, 'Oh, I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing.'

Ouliotta:
Do you think he drinks?

Mrs. Hemoglobin:
He didn't get that nose from playing ping-pong.

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peter Carson:
[about Mrs. Hemoglobin] She has a bank roll so big a greyhound couldn't leap over it.

Fields:
She seemed like an awfully nice woman to me.

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gloria Jean:
We're falling two thousand feet!

Fields:
All right, dear. Don't start worrying until we get down to one-thousand, nine-hundred, and ninety-nine. It's the last foot that's dangerous.

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gloria Jean:
But how can you look out for me when I'm here and you're way down there?

Fields:
You want to go to school, don't you?...You want to grow up and be dumb like ZaSu Pitts?

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Radio report:
...two crooks who have just held up the bank for one hundred and fifty thousand...that is all.

Fields:
That is all? A hundred and fifty thousand. That's all. It ain't hay, is it?

Radio report:
...One crook - slight build, evidently a jockey, has a horse scar behind his left ear...other crook has corn teeth, cauliflower ear, apple-red cheeks, mutton-chop whiskers.

Fields:
Sounds like a full-course dinner to me! What? No apple pie?

– Never Give a Sucker an Even Break  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
I know you from some place.

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
You don't remember me?

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
You don't remember we met a few years ago? It was at a party or a dance. We had a long conversation. You can't remember that?

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
I just want to explain to you, first of all, my parents are over there, my mother and father, my brother and sister. So I got to see them because I just was two years in the service, you know, so they haven't see me. Now, I want to get your phone number so I can tell you tomorrow about what I was thinking about. There's something very, very important I've got to talk to you about.

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
No what? No what?

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
No?

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
No, no, no. You don't understand. Give me your number. You got a pencil or something?

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
All right. I have a photographic memory. Just give me your number, and I'll remember it.

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
Yes.

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
Yes.

Francine:
No.

Jimmy:
Can I meet you at Central Park? I'm serious.

Francine:
I know. No.

Jimmy:
I mean, come on. There's no way...

Francine:
No!

– New York, New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Francine:
What's the Theory of Relativity, that light is curved?

Jimmy:
I don't know.

Francine:
They say that only five people in the whole world, you know, know really what it's about.

Jimmy:
Well, the Japs understand, from what I know.

– New York, New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
You're an agent?

Tony Harwell:
I reiterate, yes.

Jimmy:
If I went down there, would you be my agent?

Tony Harwell:
No.

Jimmy:
Why not?

Tony Harwell:
I ain't interested. I'm satisfied with the list of clients I got now.

Jimmy:
You're makin' a mistake, but okay, you know.

Tony Harwell:
I made a lot of mistakes. So I'll make another one. This one's on me.

– New York, New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
Let me ask you something. You got any other advice for me?

Tony Harwell:
Yes. Stay off the junk, and you'll go far.

Jimmy:
Fine. Thanks a lot. Swell of you to say that.

– New York, New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frankie Harte:
Jay, will you please? It's slippery out there. We don't want to slide into town, we want to drive in.

Driver:
Leave me alone. I'm tryin' to take a nap.

– New York, New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
Where is she?

Tony Harwell:
Why should I tell you where she is if she doesn't tell you where she is in the letter?

Jimmy:
Then why do you take the time to come out to Brooklyn to give me this letter if you don't think she cares enough about me to let me know where she is, or to let you know to let me know where she is? Doesn't that makes sense to you?

Tony Harwell:
It should, but it don't.

– New York, New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
Will you marry me? Will you marry me? I love you. Will you marry me? I don't want anybody else to be with you. I don't want anybody else. I want to be with you, do you understand? I don't want anybody else to be with you except me. I love you. I love you. Look at me. I love you.

Francine:
Oh, I love you, too.

– New York, New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

David:
You're a liar! You lied about everything. You lied about your father being out west, 'cause he's not out west! You didn't even tell me your real name!

Jack:
So? What you wanna do about it Dave?

David:
I don't understand you.

Jack:
Oh, so let me spell it out for you. You see, I ain't got nobody tucking me in at night, like you. It's just me, I gotta look out for myself.

David:
You had the Newsies!

Jack:
Oh, what'd being a Newsie ever give me but a dime a day and a few black eyes? You know, I can't afford to be a kid no more, Dave. For the first time in my life, I got money in my pockets. Real money. Money, you understand? I got more on the way and as soon as I collect, I'm gone, I'm away.

David:
Well, that's good! That's good because we don't need you! We don't need you! All those words you said, those were mine.

Jack:
Yeah, but you never had the guts to put them across yourself, did ya?

David:
I do now.

– Newsies  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jack:
Heya, Race.

Racetrack:
Hey Jack.

Jack:
How was your day at the track?

Racetrack:
You know that hot tip I told you about? Nobody told the horse.

– Newsies  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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