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Doug: [outside The Roxbury] So... you want to dance? Girl: We're not in the club yet. Doug: Right. – A Night at the Roxbury Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
New Club Waiter: Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says there's no way he could've grabbed your ass. Mr. Zadir: What is he up to now? – A Night at the Roxbury Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Steve: I miss Doug! Kamehl Butabi: He's in the guest house! He's 20 feet away! Steve: But he doesn't have cable! Kamehl Butabi: Yes he does! He has Cinemax! Steve: But there's no HBO! GOD! [runs off crying] – A Night at the Roxbury Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(a Topless woman gets out of the pool and asks for a towel) Steve: Good, how are you? Doug: About 8 o'clock, 8:15. Yeah, all the time. Steve: BMW. Doug: Right at sunset. Steve: Vanilla mostly. – A Night at the Roxbury Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Steve: What's up? Hottie Cop: Do you know you were doing 50? Doug: [whispers to Steve] Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move. Steve: What's up? Hottie Cop: Just giving you an $80 ticket. Doug: [whispers to Steve] She is so into you Hottie Cop: I want you to do me a favor. Steve: What ever you say, "T.J. Hooker". Hottie Cop: (laughs) Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night Steve: It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me. [Hottie cop leaves] Doug: Way to go brother! You got her badge number and you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top. Very nice! Yeah! – A Night at the Roxbury Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(Old women asks about fake roses) Women In Flower Store: How long will they last? Steve: Well, they'll last forever, cause they're silk. They'll always be there. They'll never die. They'll never change. They'll never say you're not good looking. They'll always be in your room where you left them and not suddenly move out to the guest house – A Night at the Roxbury Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Doug: So, is Johnny Depp meeting up here? Richard Grieco: hostile tone...no. – A Night at the Roxbury Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ellen Moseby: [of a football game] Who's winning? Harry Moseby: Nobody. One side is just losing slower than the other. – Night Moves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry: What happened to your face? Quentin: I won second prize in a fight. – Night Moves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Arlene Iverson: Are you the kind of detective who, once you get on a case nothing can get you off it? Bribes, beatings, the allure of a woman... Harry: That was true in the old days. Before we had a union. – Night Moves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paula: How do you resist Delly? Harry: Oh, I just think good, clean thoughts, like Thanksgiving, George Washington's teeth. – Night Moves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paula: Where were you when Kennedy got shot? Harry: Which Kennedy? Paula: Any Kennedy. Harry: When the president got shot, I was on my way to San Diego. Football game. When Bobby got shot, I was sitting in a car waiting for a guy to come out of a house with his girlfriend. Working on a divorce case. One of those times I wish I was in another business. – Night Moves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nick: Where do you know Arlene from? Joey Ziegler: From way back. Nick: Oh, yeah? What's your name again? Ziegler? Joey Ziegler? Joey Ziegler: Joey Ziegler. Nick: I don't think you were one of the names. Joey Ziegler: What names? Nick: One of those she cheated on Grastner with. I got them all. Joey Ziegler: I'm one of a small, select group. We hold meetings in a telephone booth. – Night Moves Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Regina: Do you have your, uh—do you have your MasterCard on you? Samantha: No… Regina: Good, 'cause you don't need it: the stores are open! – Night of the Comet Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Regina: They said you were dead! Samantha: They were exaggerating, totally! – Night of the Comet Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hector: [yelling at government scientists] Hey! "Think tank," huh? Regina: Uh, couldn't we just, like, leave? Hector: [giving government scientists the finger] Think over this! – Night of the Comet Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Samantha: [calling across street to others after Regina pushes crosswalk button] What are you waiting for? Hector: We're waiting for the light to change. Regina: We do not cross against the light! Samantha: [looks at red crosswalk light] Are you nuts, "Auntie Regina"? Regina: [sighs] You may as well face the facts, Samantha: the whole burden of civilization has fallen upon us. Samantha: What's that supposed to mean? Regina: It means we do not cross against the light! Samantha: [walking out into street] That's totally stupid: there's nobody here! See? We're talking ghost town! [runs out of way of Mercedes-Benz 380SL that suddenly comes speeding around corner] Regina: [to Brian] See what happens? Danny: [after turning his car around and stopping next to Samantha] God, I'm sorry, but you shouldn't cross against the light like that. [pause] Hey, you guys are survivors, too, huh? [Samantha looks upward, mouths "thank you"] What? Samantha: Nothing. Great car. Danny: Thanks, I have twenty-three of em'. You want to go for a ride? Samantha: More than you know. Hector: [to Regina] We don't know anything about this guy. Where's he from? What's his name? Samantha: [to Danny] What's your name? Danny: Danny Mason Keener. Samantha: [to others] Danny Mason Keener, okay? Regina: Yeah, alright, well—just be back by midnight, okay? Danny: Midnight? Samantha: The burden of civilization is on us, okay? Danny: Oh, yeah. Bitchin', isn't it? [last lines] – Night of the Comet Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chuck: I used to be an investment counselor. Bill: Yeah? [pause] What's that? Chuck: It's like a stockbroker. Bill: So what're you doing babysitting stiffs? What were you... drinker? Big drinker? Chuck: No! Bill: Doper! Toothead! Nose candy! Coke! – Night Shift Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bill: [picking up photo from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife? Chuck: Fiancée. Bill: Nice frame! – Night Shift Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bill: You tellin' me to shut up? Chuck: I'm telling you to shut up! I will tell your recorder so that you don't forget! [Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on] Chuck: Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP! – Night Shift Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chuck: [elevator door opens; Chuck sees Belinda lying on the elevator floor] Oh my God. Did you fall down? Did somebody hit you? Belinda: Other way round. Somebody hit me and then I fell down. – Night Shift Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bill: [Chuck is spitting on himself in the jail cell] Chuck, come on - it looks bad in front of the other guys! Chuck: So what am I running for, cell president? Bill: No!... they have that? – Night Shift Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Saxophone Player: Nice work, bone daddy. Jack: Yeah, I guess so. Just like last year, the year after that, and the year before that. – The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mayor: [pulling up to the gate to Jack's house in his car in front of the instrument players who jerk awake] Morning, gents. [the Mayor goes through the gate and up the stairs to Jack's front door, humming "This is Halloween" as he goes. He walks right up to Jack's door and rings his screaming spider doorbell, still humming. There is no response. The mayor still hums placidly, then rings the screaming spider doorbell again before stopping his humming.] Jack, you home? [There is still no response. The mayor's happy face switches to his worried face and he knocks on Jack's door. His worried face switches to his happy face again] Jack, I've got the plans for next Halloween! I need to go over them with you so we can get started. [His face switches from happy to worried again] Jack, please! I'm only an elected official here. I can't make decisions by myself. [He puts a bull horn to his mouth and yells up at Jack's tower] Jack, answer me! [over balances, trips, and rolls down the stairs, landing at the gate.] Accordion Player: He's not home. Mayor: Where is he? Saxophone Player: He hasn't been home all night. [the Mayor groans and faints] – The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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