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Peter Gibbons: It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements. Michael Bolton: I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music. Peter Gibbons: Oh. That is not right, Michael. – Office Space Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peter Gibbons: [Explaining the plan] Alright so when the sub routine compounds the interest it uses all these extra decimal places that just get rounded off. So we simplified the whole thing, we rounded them all down, drop the remainder into an account we opened. Joanna: [Confused] So you're stealing? Peter Gibbons: Ah no, you don't understand. It's very complicated. It's uh it's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny here. And over time they add up to a lot. Joanna: Oh okay. So you're gonna be making a lot of money, right? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Joanna: Right. It's not yours? Peter Gibbons: Well it becomes ours. Joanna: How is that not stealing? Peter Gibbons: [pauses] I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Joanna: Okay. Peter Gibbons: Um... the 7-11. You take a penny from the tray, right? Joanna: From the cripple children? Peter Gibbons: No that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray. You know the pennies that are for everybody? Joanna: Oh, for everybody. Okay. Peter Gibbons: Well those are whole pennies, right? I'm just talking about fractions of a penny here. But we do it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple a million times. – Office Space Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bob Slydell: I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now, we had a chance to meet this young man and, boy, that's just a straight-shooter with "upper management" written all over him. Bill Lumbergh: Oooo...yeahhhh, ummm...I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah, uh, he's been real flaky lately, and I'm just not sure that he's the caliber person that we would want for upper management. He's also been having some problems with his TPS reports. Bob Porter: [To Slydell] I'll handle this. [To Lumbergh] We feel that the problem isn't with Peter. Bob Slydell: Mmm-mmm. Bob Porter: It's that you haven't challenged him enough, to get him motivated. Bob Slydell: There it is. Bill Lumbergh: Yeah, um, well, I'm just not sure about that right now. Bob Slydell: [Pulls Peter's file aside, showing Lumbergh's file next] Yeah, Bill, let me ask you a real quick question here: How much time would you say you spend each week dealing with these TPS reports? Bill Lumbergh: [Pause] Yeah... – Office Space Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Zack sells pre-shined shoes to the other candidates and hides it in the ceiling rafters] Perryman: Shit. I am not going to make it. Help me out, Sid. Got a spare, man? Worley: My spare sucks. You know where the hardware store is. Perryman: Zack, I need a buckle, man. Mayo: I can't risk it. Perryman: You got plenty of time, man. He's still out with the girls. Mayo: Can't do it. Perryman: Zack, I got to see my family, man. I can't take it if he let me out of here this weekend. Mayo: Wouldn't want you to get an honor violation, Perryman. Perryman: OK. Worley: Attention on deck. Foley: In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me! In this class, it happens to be you, isn't it, Mayonnaise? [hits rafter access tile with a stick, causing contraband to fall out] Perryman, Worley...let us have this room. On the double. Perryman: Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Worley: Stow it! Foley: Mayo, I want your DOR. Mayo: No, sir. You can kick me outta here, but I ain't quitting. Foley: Get into your fatigues, Mayo. By the end of this weekend, you'll quit. – An Officer and a Gentleman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lynette: [after Sid asks her to marry him] Oh, Sid! Let's do it right now! I wonder where we'll get stationed? I've always wanted to go to Hawaii! Worley: Honey, we're not being stationed anywhere. I D.O.R.'d. Lynette: [Shocked] You what? Worley: I D.O.R.'d. I wasn't cut out to be a pilot. I was faking it. I've been faking everything up to now. Lynette: But... What'll we do? Where would we go? Worley: Oklahoma. I'll get my old job back at JC Penney's. Hell, in two years, I'll be floor manager. You're going to love Oklahoma! You and mama will get along great. Money might be tight, so we'll live at home. It's going to work out. Lynette: Sid... There's no baby. Worley: What? Lynette: I'm not pregnant. I got my period this morning. There's no baby, Sid. Worley: I'll be goddamned. What do you say we get married anyway? I love you! I don't think I really knew that till just now, just this second. I have never been happier in my life than I have in the last seven weeks. I've never felt so relaxed, and I've never felt so loved for who I really am. Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world. Lynette: I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't wanna marry you. I really like you. We've had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator...[bitterly] Damn you! Goddamn you! Nobody DOR's after 11 weeks! NOBODY! – An Officer and a Gentleman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry Landers: Who are you? God: [speaking through an intercom] You read the note. Jerry Landers: Who's that, Artie? God: God. Jerry Landers: Come on, Artie. God: No, it's me, God. Jerry Landers: God. God: Right, God. God Almighty. Big G. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
God: [speaking through an intercom] How often do you talk with God? Jerry Landers: Practically never. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
God: [speaking through an intercom] Well, you're not allowed to see me. Jerry Landers: Why not. God: Because. Jerry Landers: That's no answer. God: Sue me. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
God: [speaking through an intercom] Tobacco was one of my big mistakes. Jerry Landers: Mistakes? God: You try. Ostriches were a mistake. Silly-looking things. Avocados, made the pit too big. Like I say, you try. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry Landers: I don't belong to any church! God: [speaking through an intercom] Neither do I. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
God: [speaking through Jerry's car radio] Jerry. [Jerry, surprised, begins fiddling with the nobs] Do you want me to talk louder? Jerry Landers: Oh, God! God: I thought you didn't believe in me. Jerry Landers: Uh…that's just an expression. God: I'm more than that, and I want you to spread the word. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry Landers: You want me to tell people I've spoken with God? God: [speaking through Jerry's car radio] Yes. Jerry Landers: They'll put me away. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
God: [speaking through Jerry's car radio] You can do it, it's only one message. Moses had to handle ten. Jerry Landers: B-but you gave him tablets. God: He had a bad memory. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
God: Come take a look. Jerry Landers: I can't. I'm naked. God: You think I don't know what you got? That was another little goof of mine: shame. I don't know why I thought we needed shame. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry Landers: You don't control our lives?! God: I gave you a world and everything in it. It's all up to you. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry Landers: I don't believe the Red Sea, and I don't believe six days to create the world. God: You're right. Jerry Landers: I am? God: Tell you the honest truth, I thought about it for five days and did the whole job in one. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry Landers: How can you permit all the suffering that goes on in the world? God: Ah, how can I permit the suffering? Jerry Landers: Yeah! God: I don't permit the suffering, you do. Free will. All the choices are yours. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bobbie Landers: Oh, God "doesn't care about religion"? Jerry Landers: Well, that's what He said. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
God: Last question. Jerry Landers: Thank God! God: You're welcome. – Oh, God! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tracy Richards: Are you God, sir? God: Forget the "sir." Just plain "God," the owner of the store, also known as the man upstairs. – Oh, God! Book II Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tracy Richards: How old are you? God: Who knows? After the first two-million years, I stopped counting. – Oh, God! Book II Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tracy Richards: Slogans really work. You'll become a household word. God: A household word. Yeah, that would be nice for a change. – Oh, God! Book II Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tracy Richards: God, on The Johnny Carson Show? God: [on t. v.] Why not? He gets everybody else to replace him. – Oh, God! Book II Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
God: I'll give you another week. Tracy Richards: Just a week? God: That's long enough. Look at what I accomplished in a week. And I did it without computers. – Oh, God! Book II Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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