[Despite his doubts, Jack is helping to remove Elizabeth’s body from the hospital.]
Elizabeth:
David, tell him thank you.
David:
Jack? We're really grateful.
Jack:
I'm not doing it for you.
David:
Well, then why are you doing it?
Jack:
Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.
[They enter Elizabeth's hospital room.]
Elizabeth:
Okay, get me on the gurney, quick.
Jack:
Oh my God. David -
David:
Yeah, she’s pretty, right?
Elizabeth:
That’s really sweet, but we have to go now.
Jack:
No, that’s not it, this is her. This is the woman I set you up with, this is the woman you stood up that night!
David:
[surprised] I was gonna meet Elizabeth?
Jack:
And she didn't make it either, because she had an accident...[David turns to face Elizabeth]
David:
[surprised] It was you? Is that it? Is that why?
Elizabeth:
[also surprised] I was supposed to meet you.
David:
How do you know her?
Jack:
I'm friends with her sister, Abby, we went out years ago.
Elizabeth:
I knew I'd seen him before...That’s J.J.!
David:
Jack is J.J.?
Jack:
What did you just — No one's called me J.J. since college.
Elizabeth:
He’s older and hairier, but it’s him.
David:
He’s the one who tongued Abby at the wedding?
Jack:
How the hell do you know that? Nobody knows that.
David:
It’s Elizabeth!
Jack:
Oh-oh my god. She really is here, isn't she?
David:
I told you!
Jack:
Well, let’s get her on the gurney, I don’t want them killing Abby’s little sister!