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Mitch:
I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

Beanie:
I...I don't know why you gotta do it...in front of the kid, with the f'in. All you gotta do is say earmuffs to him, [to kid] "earmuffs", and you can say "fuck, shit, bitch"...whatever you want.

Frank:
Cock. Balls.

Beanie:
OK. I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?

[throws the lemonade into the pool]

Blue:
Sorry, sir.

Frank:
Drop down and give me ten. Now!

Blue:
[bends down into a push-up position] Yes, sir.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly, waiting to wrestle Blue]

Frank:
Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?

Blue:
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Man at door:
Hello.

Mitch:
Yeah?

Man at door:
I'm here for the gangbang...

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
A little housewarming gift. To new beginnings.

Mitch:
I actually gave this to you for your wedding.

Frank:
This model?

Mitch:
This exact one.

Frank:
I'm sorry, I'm, I'm embarassed.

Mitch:
I hope you like it.

Frank:
I Love it... thank you.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peppers:
She's a beauty, ain't she?

Frank:
Yeah, what kind of gun is this?

Peppers:
It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right? [yanks on the mule's reigns] Oh, what? That's what I thought. Shut up.

[Frank cocks the gun]

Peppers:
Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.

Frank:
Cool.

Peppers:
Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...

[Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]

Peppers:
YES! That's awesome!

Frank:
What?

Peppers:
You just took one in the jugular, man.

Frank:
What? I did? [feeling his neck]

Peppers:
YES!

Frank:
Oh my god. Is this bad? Is this bad?

Peppers:
You better pull that shit out man. That shit is not cool.

Frank:
Wait. Wait? Pull what out?

Peppers:
You got a fucking dart in your neck man.

Frank:
[laughing] You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

Old School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Arless:
How fer off is heaven?

Travis:
Oh, I don't know, in a fer peace, I guess.

Old Yeller  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tarvis:
What happened?

Mama:
It was so sudden, I don't hardly know.

Old Yeller  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Travis:
Mama, listen. Old Yeller just saved your life and Elizabeth's, too. And he saved mine and Arliss'. We can't. We don't know for certain. I'll pen him up where he can't get out. A-and then we'll wait. We could not shoot up like he was nothing. Don't you understand?

Mama:
Alright, son. If you think there's a chance.

Old Yeller  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Agent Roma is the last Secret Service agent left alive in the White House. He crawls on his hands and knees.]

Agent Roma:
[weakly; into his radio microphone] Olympus has fallen! Olympus has fallen! Olympus has fallen!

[A terrorist prepares to shoot Roma. Roma flips to the supine position and kicks the terrorist behind the knee, causing him to stumble.]

Agent Roma:
FUCK YOU!

[Roma shoots the terrorist though the head with his pistol. Another terrorist unloads his submachine gun into Roma, killing him. At the Command Post, an agent sees that the last active agent is dead.]

Command Post Agent:
[disbelieving] They've taken the White House...

Olympus Has Fallen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robert Thorn:
Is she all right?

Father Spiletto:
She is resting.

Robert Thorn:
And the child?

Father Spiletto:
[beat] The child is dead. She doesn't know.

Robert Thorn:
[shaken] It was... everything to her. A child.

Father Spiletto:
Mr. Thorn... your wife, there was damage to the womb. She might not be able to...

Robert Thorn:
She might not be able to what? [pause; staggers back and cries]

Father Spiletto:
You love her very much. Then you must accept God's plan.

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robert Thorn:
Very sorry. Send me the bill. I'll take care of it.

Keith Jennings:
That's all right, Mr. Ambassador. Let's just say that you owe me one.

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robert Thorn:
Father Brennan. Robert Thorn. What can I do for you?

Father Brennan:
We haven't much time, Mr. Thorn.

Robert Thorn:
Time for what?

Father Brennan:
We must accept the Lord Jesus Christ as our Saviour. Accept him now. Ask for his forgiveness. Take Holy Communion, Mr. Thorn. Drink of his blood, eat of his flesh. For only when he is within you can you defeat the Devil's Son.

Robert Thorn:
I'm sorry, Father. I--

Father Brennan:
Accept responsibility, Mr. Thorn. You did it. You let them do it.

Robert Thorn:
I think there's been some mistake, Father. If you'll excuse me...

Father Brennan:
He's killed before. He'll kill again. He'll kill until everything that's yours is his.

Robert Thorn:
Forgive me, Father, but I really should get back to work. Sorry. [Walks away]

Father Brennan:
I was at the hospital, Mr. Thorn. [Robert stops.] The night your son was born. [Robert walks back] I... participated. I witnessed the birth. I beg of you, please, Mr. Thorn.

Robert Thorn:
What do you want?

Father Brennan:
I want to save you, Mr. Thorn. So Christ will save me and rescue me from Eternal Damnation.

Robert Thorn:
What do you know about my son?

Father Brennan:
Everything. I saw its mother.

Robert Thorn:
You saw my wife.

Father Brennan:
No. I saw its mother.

Robert Thorn:
You're referring to my wife.

Father Brennan:
Its mother, Mr. Thorn. Its mother.

Robert Thorn:
Okay, that's enough. [to security guard] Sergeant!

Father Brennan:
Its mother is a jackal!

Security Guard:
Everything all right, Mr. Ambassador?

Robert Thorn:
[beat] Yes, Travis. Please escort this man out of the building.

Father Brennan:
[the guard leads him to the door] We must accept the Lord Jesus each and every day, Mr. Thorn! Drink his blood! It is the only way, Mr. Thorn.

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robert Thorn:
You've got five minutes. Now tell me why I'm here.

Father Brennan:
"When the Jews return to Zion, When a comet rips the sky, When the Holy Roman Empire rises, Then you and I must die. From the Eternal Sea, He rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, till man exists no more."

Robert Thorn:
You said my wife is in danger.

Father Brennan:
Go to the town of Megiddo, in the walled city of Dezrahel, there lives an old man named Bugenhagen. He alone can describe how the child must die.

Robert Thorn:
What child? What are you talking about?

Father Brennan:
Your son, Mr. Thorn. The Son of the Devil.

Robert Thorn:
I came here because you said my wife was in danger.

Father Brennan:
She's pregnant.

Robert Thorn:
That's impossible.

Father Brennan:
That's what they told you, Mr. Thorn. He'll not allow the child to be born. He'll kill it while it slumbers in the womb. He'll kill the unborn child, and then he'll kill your wife. And then, when he is certain to inherit all that you have, then, Mr. Thorn, then... he'll kill you.

Robert Thorn:
That's enough.

Father Brennan:
He has to die, Mr. Thorn. You must act now or all will be lost. Go to the town of Megiddo. See Bugenhagen before it's too late.

Robert Thorn:
Now you listen to me. I don't know who you are or what you want but you stay away from my family. Do you understand? I don't want to see or hear from you ever again. [Leaves]

Father Brennan:
You'll see me in hell, Mr. Thorn. We'll spend eternity together.

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Jennings is showing Robert a picture from the party]

Keith Jennings:
You see anything unusual?

Robert Thorn:
[pause] No.

Keith Jennings:
Here, here. [points to a faint line behind the nanny's head that curves around her neck] There. I know. I didn't think much of anything of it either at first. Thought it was just a bad roll of film but then it happened again. [points to another picture of the nanny with the same line] You see? That's another roll. And the digital files. [brings up another picture of the nanny on a computer that has the same line] That's digital. That's another camera. [grabs another set of pictures] Our friend, Father Brennan. [shows a picture of Brennan with a blurry, pointed line aiming down at him] Here. And here's one of him I snapped ten days later.

Robert Thorn:
Same thing.

Keith Jennings:
Yeah. Only much more pronounced on this one. Actually making contact with the body. [picks up newspaper] The rest, as they say, is history. [pause] I know. I don't get it either. Which is why I started digging. [grabs folder] The coroner's report showed that Brennan was riddled with cancer. Said he was high on morphine most of the time, injected himself two or three times a day.

Robert Thorn:
He knew he was dying.

Keith Jennings:
Well, apparently.

Robert Thorn:
He said... he wanted to be forgiven by Christ.

Keith Jennings:
No atheists in foxholes, eh?

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bugenhagen:
That little priest Brennan... is he dead yet?

Robert Thorn:
Yes.

Bugenhagen:
We have work to do. Come.

[Bugenhagen opens a cloth revealing seven daggers]

Bugenhagen:
It must done on Hallowed Ground, in the grounds of a church. The blood must be spilt on the Altar of God. [takes one] Each knife must be buried up to the hilt and then set so as to form the sign of a cross. [hands it to Robert] The first knife is the most important, for it extinguishes physical life and sets the centre of a cross. The subsequent knives extinguish spiritual life and radiate outwards.

Robert Thorn:
This is a child we're talking about. A small boy who I've raised as my own son.

Bugenhagen:
He's not your son! He's a beast! A beast! He's evil incarnate! Now don't you forget that!

Robert Thorn:
What if you're wrong? What if he isn't?

Bugenhagen:
I'm not wrong!

Robert Thorn:
How do I know that?

Bugenhagen:
Look. He... bears a birthmark. A sequence of sixes. So says the Bible, as do all the apostles of Satan.

Robert Thorn:
No. He doesn't have it.

Bugenhagen:
He must have it!

Robert Thorn:
I've bathed him. I've gone over every inch of his body. He doesn't have it.

Bugenhagen:
If the sign isn't visible, then it must be hidden, beneath the hair. Remove that, you'll find the number.

Keith Jennings:
What about the woman, the nanny?

Bugenhagen:
Oh, she's an apostate of Hell. She'll die before permitting this.

Robert Thorn:
[pause] No. No. [sets the knife down] It's insane. All of you- oh, my God! [runs out]

Bugenhagen:
Look, don't lose your nerve now, man! We'll all be in the cesspool if you do!

[Jennings takes the daggers and runs out]

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Keith Jennings:
Stop! Thorn, stop! We can't walk away from this. What the fuck did you think he was gonna say? Why else have we come here?

Robert Thorn:
He's a drunk. An insane, delusional drunk, and just like every other religious fanatic thinks that arcane scriptures justify killing!

Keith Jennings:
What about me?!

Robert Thorn:
What about you?

Keith Jennings:
What about the photographs?! What if I'm next?!

Robert Thorn:
[Stops, then walks over to Jennings] Listen to yourself. Do you have any idea what you're saying. Huh?

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Keith Jennings:
Well, if you won't, I will.

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Robert is holding Damien in a church]

Robert Thorn:
Our Father, who art in Heaven. Hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread [cries]. And forgive us our trespasses, [Prepares the dagger] as we forgive them that trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation...

Damien Thorn:
Please, Daddy, don't.

[Several police officers enter]

Officer:
Stop! [shoots]

The Omen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Father/Mother:
Son, this may not be the best life, but it's all we know.

Jonathan:
There's got to be more to life than fighting for fish heads.

Jonathan Livingston Seagull  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate:
I don't get it. I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them?

Crying Waitress:
He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. [chuckles] And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret.

Kate:
How'd you learn all this stuff?

Crying Waitress:
[sobbing] I don't know, just a guess. [runs away crying]

John Tucker Must Die  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Heather:
So I talked to John. He was sweet. He felt bad for you. He said that you were jealous because we share something special. Something that we don't have to label because...

Beth:
[interrupting] Because it's our unspoken bond and I just love how secure you are?

Carrie:
And it hurts me to question it, because...

Heather, Beth, Carrie:
... YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME?

Heather:
Damn! He said the same thing to all of us!

Beth:
Figures. He makes up with us and he hooks up with us...

Carrie:
[interrupts, whispers] You guys hooked up?

Beth:
John and I share something special.

Carrie:
Oh what, that he's been in both your pants?

Beth:
We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life.

Heather:
[under her breath, coughs] Hippie slut.

Beth:
[sarcastic] Oh nice, Heather. It's not like everyone doesn't know that little Miss Cheerleader brings it on.

Carrie:
What, you too?

Heather:
John and I belong together. He is the team captain and I am the head cheerleader.

Beth:
Oh, I'm sorry, what kind of cheerleader?

Carrie:
Oh, like he'd take either of you two seriously?

Beth:
Do not lump me with her!

Heather:
Oh so what, you're now better than me?

Kate:
Shut up.

Heather, Beth:
[peeved] What?

Kate:
Sorry.

Heather:
You got something to say?

Kate:
No, it's none of my business. [pause] Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like "Baby" and "Sweetheart?" Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated.

Heather:
Oh my God, you're dating John too?

Kate:
No, I knew a guy like him... Skip.

John Tucker Must Die  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Kate answers her door and it's Heather]

Heather:
I want to bring down you know who.

[Kate answers her door again and it's Beth]

Beth:
Normally, I'm opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception.

Kate:
I don't even know him.

Beth:
So, you don't even know anyone. You're like the Swiss, you're neutered.

Carrie:
Um, it's neutral. Kate, if the three of us tried this alone, we would kill each other. You brought us here. You showed us that we have something in common.

Heather:
Exactly. We all want to kill John Tucker.

Kate:
Wow. Okay.

John Tucker Must Die  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate:
DAMMIT!

Carrie:
It's not that hard, uhm... when he speaks to you count to three in your head before you answer him.

Heather:
Don't show any interest. Don't even look at him too much.

Carrie:
Yeah yeah. You got it?

[long pause]

Carrie:
I said you got it?

Kate:
I was counting to three!

Beth:
Not that slowly! We don't what him to think you're retarded!

John Tucker Must Die  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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