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[Bond throws a knife and hits a calendar on a bookshelf, on the 14th day]

Draco:
But today is the thirteenth, Commander.

Bond:
I'm superstitious.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

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Draco:
May I introduce my daughter, Teresa.

Bond:
Contessa..!

Tracy:
Mr. Bond and I have already met.

Bond:
But each time is a renewed pleasure. Madame always makes one feel so welcome!

[Tracy leaves]

Draco:
She likes you! I can see it.

Bond:
You must give me the name of your oculist.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

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Bond:
[about Tracy] I find her fascinating. But she needs a psychiatrist, not me.

Draco:
What she needs is a man... to dominate her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

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Blofeld:
Merry Christmas, 007.

Bond:
I'm Sir Hillary Bray.

Blofeld:
No no no, Mr. Bond. Respectable baronets from the College of Heralds do not seduce female patients in clinics. On the other hand, they do get their professional details... right. The De Bleauchamps tombs are not in the Augsburg Cathedral as you said, but in the Ste. Anna Kirch. Sir Hillary Bray would have known! A small slip. It takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a Herald. [snaps Bond's disguise spectacles in half]

Bond:
[normal voice] It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes, Blofeld, to turn you into a Count.

Blofeld:
I may yet surprise you. But I'm afraid you have no more surprises left for me. I know all about your mission, Mr. Bond. [throws Bond's contact's climbing equipment to the ground] Your colleague! Such a keen climber, and a brilliant conversationalist... before he left us.

Bond:
You realize that he reported where I am.

Blofeld:
Oh, I doubt that. In any case, no one is coming to your rescue, Mr. Bond. In a few short hours, the United Nations will receive a Yultide greeting. The information that I now possess the scientific means to control... or to destroy, the economy of the whole world. People will have more important things to think about than you.

Bond:
If they believe your threat.

Blofeld:
[chuckles, sits] Oh, they will. In any case, I have prepared a demonstration. Remember that... disagreeable outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease in England, last summer? [lights a cigarette] Well, I shall instruct them, in very convincing terms, exactly how I arranged that. And my capacity has improved, since.

Bond:
Allergy vaccines? [pause] Bacteria. Bacteriological warfare.

Blofeld:
With a difference. Our great breakthrough since last summer has been the confection of a certain "Virus Omega".

Bond:
...Infertility.

Blofeld:
Total infertility, in plants and animals. Not just disease in a few herds, Mr Bond, or a single crop... but the destruction of a whole strain, forever, throughout an entire continent. If my demands are not met, I shall proceed with the systematic extinction of whole species of cereals and livestock all over the world.

Bond:
Including, I suppose, the human race?

Blofeld:
[smirks] I don't think, do you, Mr. Bond, that the United Nations will let it come to that? Not after their scientists analyze a small sample of Virus Omega they have received.

Bond:
Epidemics of sterility. Nothing is born, no seed even begins to sprout. [pause] They'll find an antidote.

Blofeld:
Of course! If I give them enough time. [stands]

Bond:
They'll have time. Once they're warned, you'll have a problem dispensing the stuff.

Blofeld:
That problem has already been solved. I have been training my own special... "Angels of Death."

Bond:
Those girls.

Blofeld:
Those girls. And many others like them.

Bond:
But, exactly how?

Blofeld:
Mm. [drags on his cigarette]... That will remain my secret.

Bond:
[smirks] And how many hundred millions do you want for your services this time, Blofeld?

Blofeld:
"This time?" [chuckles] This time, the price is of another kind. You'll be even more amused when you know what. In the meanwhile, I will keep you here as my guest. You'll be very useful in helping to convince the authorities... that I mean what I say. And I'll do what I claim.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

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[M refuses to authorize an attack on Blofeld]

Bond:
And the girl who helped me escape? We just leave her there?

M:
This department is not concerned with your personal problems.

Bond:
This department owes her a debt. She saved my life.

M:
Operation Bedlam is DEAD! Do you understand, 007?

Bond:
Yes, Sir. I understand.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

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Blofeld:
Now, if you're very, very nice to me. I could make you my Countess.

Tracy:
But I'm already a Countess.

Blofeld:
Whereas if you displease me, I can promise you a very different estate.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

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Q:
[wishing Bond luck on his wedding day] Look, James, I know that we haven't always exactly seen... well, anyway, don't forget, if there's anything you ever need...

Bond:
Thank you, Q, but this time I've got the gadgets and I know how to use them.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service  Movie Quote

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Mr. Winfield:
Wesley, you stay out of the living room. Your sister is entertaining a caller.

Wesley Winfield:
Is he telling her 'Her eyes are like the blue stars in Heaven?'

Mr. Winfield:
Now, where did you pick that up?

Wesley Winfield:
Ah, I've been around.

Mr. Winfield:
Well, just the same, you stay out of the living room.

On Moonlight Bay  Movie Quote

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Maximilian 'Max' Bercovicz:
You're looking good.

David 'Noodles' Aaronson:
You're looking a little better.

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

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Maximilian 'Max' Bercovicz:
You'll live with the stink of the streets all your life.

David 'Noodles' Aaronson:
I like the stink of the streets. It makes me feel good. I like the smell, and it opens up my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on.

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

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Joe Minaldi:
[inspecting diamonds through a loupe] Any trouble?

Patrick 'Patsy' Goldberg:
No trouble. Kid stuff. [Pulls out a gun and shoots Joe in the eye through the loupe]

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

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David 'Noodles' Aaronson:
You really are crazy, Max.

Maximilian 'Max' Bercovicz:
[pulls out a gun and hits Noodles over the head with the butt, repeatedly] Don't you ever, ever say that!

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

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James Conway O'Donnell:
[to Max] You boys ain't a mild case of the measles - you're the plague. And bastards like him - [motioning at Crowning] - are immune. That's the difference between us and them.

David 'Noodles' Aaronson:
[puts a jacket on O'Donnell, who flinches] Take it easy. The difference is, they're always gonna win. And you're gonna keep gettin' it up the ass.

Crowning:
Sooner than you think.

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

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Patrick 'Patsy' Goldberg:
[Patsy and Max have Crowning at gunpoint and are trying to get Chicken Joe and Willie the Ape to release O'Donnell] Just swapping prisoners.

Philip 'Cockeye' Stein:
Fair trade, huh, chickenhead? [Chicken Joe turns and sees Cockeye and Noodles standing to his right] Union boy over here, for Mister Boss Man.

Chicken Joe:
Well, look who's here - Fat Moe's boneyard boys!

Maximilian 'Max' Bercovicz:
Which reminds me... how's that cancer in your gut comin' along, Chicken Joe?

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

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Sharkey:
[O'Donnell has been shot in the leg by Crowning's henchmen] Don't worry, Jimmy. With one leg a little shy, you're gonna take giant steps.

James Conway O'Donnell:
Yeah... always one step behind you, eh Sharkey?

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

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Fat Moe:
When did you get back?

David 'Noodles' Aaronson:
Today.

Fat Moe:
Why?

David 'Noodles' Aaronson:
They got in touch with me.

Fat Moe:
Who?

David 'Noodles' Aaronson:
I thought you might know.

Fat Moe:
Me? I don't know nothin' 'bout nobody no more.

Once Upon a Time in America  Movie Quote

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Dr. Spivey:
It said you've been belligerent, talked when unauthorized, been resentful in attitude toward work—in general, that you're lazy.

McMurphy:
Chewing gum in class. Ha-ha.

Dr. Spivey:
Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you evaluated to determine whether or not you're mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that?

McMurphy:
Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.

Dr. Spivey:
In the penitentiary?

McMurphy:
No, no!

Dr. Spivey:
Well, you've had five prior arrests for assault.

McMurphy:
Five fights, huh? Rocky Marciano's got forty and he's a millionaire.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest  Movie Quote

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McMurphy:
Well, that fuckin' nurse, man... she, uh, she ain't honest.

Dr. Spivey:
Aw now, look. Miss Ratched's one of the finest nurses we've got in this institution.

McMurphy:
Ha! Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she, Doc?

Dr. Spivey:
How do you mean that?

McMurphy:
She likes a rigged game, you know what I mean?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest  Movie Quote

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Dr. Spivey:
The funny thing is that the person that he's the closest to is the one he dislikes the most — that's you, Mildred.

Nurse Ratched:
Well, gentlemen, in my opinion, if we send him back to Pendleton or we send him up to Disturbed, it's just one more way of passing on our problems to somebody else. You know we don't like to do that, so I'd like to keep him on the ward. I think we can help him.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest  Movie Quote

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McMurphy:
[after realizing Chief Bromden is not mute] You fooled 'em, Chief! You fooled 'em. You fooled 'em all. Goddamn. What are we doin' here Chief? Huh? What's us two guys doin' in this fuckin' place? Let's get out of here. Out!

Chief Bromden:
Canada.

McMurphy:
Canada. I'll be there before these sons-of-bitches know what hit 'em. Listen to Randle on this one.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest  Movie Quote

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Cruella:
[bursts through the door] Anita, darling!

Anita:
How are you?

Cruella:
[gleefully] Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched!

One Hundred and One Dalmatians  Movie Quote

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Cruella:
When can the puppies leave their mother? Two weeks? Three weeks?

Roger:
Never.

Cruella:
What?

Roger:
[nervously, but firmly stands his ground] We're not selling the puppies. Not a single one. Do you understand?

Cruella:
Anita, is he serious? I really don't know Roger.

Anita:
Well, Cruella, he seems...

Cruella:
Surely he must be joking!

Roger:
[more firmly] No, no, no, I mean it. You're not getting one. Not one! And that's final.

[Pongo nods at Cruella in agreement]

Cruella:
Why, you horrid man! You... you... All right. Keep the little beasts for all I care. [rips up the check] Do as you like with them. Drown them! [throws the pieces of ripped check paper at Roger] But I warn you, Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you! I'll get even. Just wait. You'll be sorry. You fools! You... YOU IDIOTS! [she slams the door and Pongo barks loudly at her as she drives away]

One Hundred and One Dalmatians  Movie Quote

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[As Roger and Anita take Pongo and Perdita for a walk]

Jasper:
There they go, Horace, me lad. Out for their evening constitutional. A lovely pair of turtledoves. Around the jolly corner, and off to the park.

Horace:
Yeah, but I don't like it, Jasper. One more pinch and they'll throw the keys away.

Jasper:
Ah, come off it, Horace. We're getting plenty of boodle!

Horace:
Yes, but, uhm, I've been thinking--

Jasper:
[grabs him angrily] YOU'VE BEEN THINKING?! Now, look 'ere, Horace, I warned you about thinking! I've got the knob for this job, so let's get on with it.

One Hundred and One Dalmatians  Movie Quote

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Nanny:
Now, who do you suppose...? [answers the door]

Jasper:
Good evening, ma'am. We're here to inspect the wiring and the switches.

Horace:
And we're from the gas company.

Jasper:
[prods Horace] Lectric, lectric.

Horace:
Oh. Electric company!

Nanny:
Oh, but we didn't call for any inspection.

Jasper:
Oh yes, I know. See, there's a new Act just passed in Parliament. Comes under the heading of the "Defence of the Realm Act": Article Four, Section 29. Very important - it's the law! And it's for your own safety, ma'am.

Nanny:
Well, I don't care what Parliament, Realm or whatever it is says. You're not coming in here, not with the Mister and the Missus gone.

Jasper:
Oh, now. Come off it, Ducky. We got no time to palaver. We got a job to do. EXCUSE ME! [storms through the door]

Nanny:
What's the matter with you two?! You got cloth ears? I said you're not coming in here! [falls on her bottom]

Jasper:
Ho, ho, ho! She's a regular old totter, ain't she, Horace? [laughs mockingly, then heads upstairs]

Nanny:
[chasing Jasper] Don't you dare go up there, you big long-legged lummox! Now I mean it! If you don't get out of this house, I'll call the police, I will. Now be off with you, you big... you big weasel!

Jasper:
Now you've been gone and done it. You've cut me to the quick, lady. Why, I wouldn't stay here if you asked me to. [Nanny throws a teapot at Jasper, but it misses and breaks] Not even for a cup of tea! [calling down for Horace while trapping Nanny in the attic] Oi! Horace, me lad! I've got a sneaky suspicion we're not welcome here! [we see Horace downstairs with a bag, heading for the puppies in the kitchen] Pack up, we're leaving! Sharp's the word, and quick's the action.

One Hundred and One Dalmatians  Movie Quote

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