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Rusty:
Tell me this is not about her, or I am walking. I am walking off this job right now.

Danny:
Who?

Rusty:
Tess. Terry Benedict. Tell me this is not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife.

Danny:
Ex-wife.

Rusty:
Tell me.

Danny:
It's not about that. [pause] It's not entirely about that. [Rusty turns away, furious] Russ, do you remember what we said back when we first got into this business. We said we were gonna play the game...

Both:
Like we had nothing to lose.

Danny:
Well, I lost something... I lost someone. That's why I'm here.

[long pause]

Rusty:
Okay, here's the problem - now we're stealing two things. And when push comes to shove, and you can't have both, which are you gonna choose? And remember - Tess does not split eleven ways.

Danny:
Well, if everything goes according to plan, I won't be the one who will have to make that decision...[Pause] So, how did she look?

Rusty:
She looked good.

Danny:
Thanks.

Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tess:
You're 30 seconds late. I was about to send out a search... [Looks shocked to see Danny]

Danny:
Hello Tess.

Tess:
What are you doing here?

Danny:
I'm out.

Tess:
You’re out?

Danny:
Of prison. You remember the day that I went for cigarettes and didn't come back; you must've noticed.

Tess:
I don't smoke. Don't sit.

Danny:
Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.

Tess:
Funny, I never got a check.

Danny:
You're not wearing your ring.

Tess:
I sold it. I don't have a husband or didn't you get the papers?

Danny:
My last day inside.

Tess:
I told you I'd write...Danny, go now before--

Danny:
What? Benedict? [Waiter walks up to table] How you doing? Whiskey and a whiskey

Tess:
Danny.

Danny:
Tess you're doing a great job curating the museum. The Vermeer is quite good. Simple. Vibrant. Although his work definitely fell off as he got older

Tess:
Remind you of anyone?

Danny:
And I always confuse Monet and Manet, now which one married his mistress?

Tess:
Monet.

Danny:
Right, and then Manet had syphilis.

Tess:
They also painted occasionally.

Danny:
[Smiles at Tess] Alright, I'll make this quick. I came here for you. I want to get on with my life. I want you with me.

Tess:
You're a thief and a liar.

Danny:
I only lied about being a thief. I don't do that anymore.

Tess:
Steal.

Danny:
Lie.

Tess:
I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.

Danny:
No, he's very clear on both.

Tess:
You know what your problem is?

Danny:
I only have one?

Tess:
You've met too many people like you...I'm with Terry now.

Danny:
Does he make you laugh?

Tess:
He doesn't make me cry.

Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tess:
See the people you steal things from, they have insurance to compensate them, they get made whole again, I had to leave New York to get away from what happened. How am I gonna get my five years back Danny?

Danny:
You can't. But what you can do is not throw away another five.

Tess:
[Cuts him off] You don't know anything.

Danny:
Tess, Alright you don't love me anymore, you want to make a life with someone else, fine...I'm gonna have to live with that...But not him.

Tess:
Spoken like a true ex-husband.

Danny:
I'm not joking Tess.

Tess:
I'm not laughing Danny...You have to admit there is a bit of a conflict of interest when you give me advice about my love life.

Danny:
Yes..But that doesn't mean that I'm wrong.

Tess:
Do you remember what I said to you when we first met?

Danny:
You said that I better know what I'm doing.

Tess:
Do you? Now? Because truly you should walk out the door if you don't.

Danny:
I know what I'm doing.

[Terry Benedict walks up]

Benedict:
What are you doing?

Danny:
...Just catching up

Tess:
Terry, meet my ex-husband.

Danny:
Danny Ocean.

Benedict:
Mr. Ocean...

[Danny cuts him off]

Danny:
I'm in your seat.

Benedict:
Forgive me for being late, a guest required my attention.

Tess:
That's fine...Danny was walking through the restaurant and spotted me.

Benedict:
Is that right?

Danny:
Yeah, imagine the odds.

Benedict:
"Of all the gin joints in all the world" You recently were released from prison, is that correct?

Danny:
That's right.

Benedict:
How does it feel to be out?

Danny:
About the same.

Tess:
Danny was just about to--

Danny:
I just stopped by to say hi to Tess for old times sake.

Benedict:
Stay and have a drink.

Danny:
[Simultaneously] I can't.

Tess:
[Simultaneously] He can't.

[Danny and Tess share a brief smile]

Benedict:
Well, then, I don't imagine we'll be seeing Mr. Ocean anytime soon, right?

Danny:
You never know.

Benedict:
I know everything that's happening in my hotels.

Danny:
So I should put those towels back.

Benedict:
No, the towels you can keep.

[Benedict gently kisses Tess' hand]

Danny:
Good to see you, Tess.

Tess:
Take care, Danny.

Danny:
Terry.

Benedict:
Danny.

Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Livingston:
You've been red-flagged. It means the moment you step on the casino floor, they'll be watching you. Like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.

Danny:
This is a problem.

Rusty:
Saul, turn that off, will you?

Saul:
[in fake accent] I'll turn it off when I'm ready to...

Rusty:
Saul!

Saul:
[normal voice] It's off, it's off!

Rusty:
You have any idea how this happened?

Linus:
I do. He's been chasing Benedict's woman. Got into a real snarl with him two nights ago. [to Danny] I was tailing you.

Danny:
Who told you to do that?

Rusty:
I did. I knew you couldn't leave Tess alone.

Reuben:
Who's Tess?

Danny:
My wife.

Rusty:
Ex-wife.

Saul:
Tess is here?

Rusty:
I'm sorry. I didn't know if it would sting you, but it did. You're out, Danny.

Reuben:
He's out?!

Rusty:
It's that or we shut down right now. His involvement puts us all at risk.

Danny:
This isn't your call.

Rusty:
You made it my call. When you put her ahead of us. You made it mine.

Danny:
This is my job.

Rusty:
Not anymore.

Reuben:
But, but... he can't just be out. Who's gonna take his place?

[Rusty turns to Linus.]

Rusty:
Kid, you up for it?

Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny and Linus prepare to go down the elevator shaft]

Linus:
How'd you get here?

Danny:
Well, if you give a friend a couple million...

Linus:
But what about Rusty, the whole argument? I mean, what was that about? [Danny laughs] Aww, come on, why couldn't you just tell me, why'd you put me through all this?

Danny:
Where's the fun in that?

Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Benedict:
[on the phone] Who the hell is this?

Rusty:
The man who's robbing you.

Benedict:
[To employees] What the hell's going on in the vault?

Employee:
Nothing, sir. It's all normal.

Benedict:
Show me. [See's everything is okay] I'm afraid your mistaken.

Rusty:
Your watching your monitors? Okay, keep watching. [Now monitors show vault being robbed and security knocked out]...In this town, your luck can change just that quickly.

Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rusty:
[as Danny walks out of prison in a tux] I hope to God you were the groom.

Danny:
[looking at Rusty's outfit] Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny has just gotten out of jail]

Danny:
Hi.

Tess:
Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl.

Rusty:
There's a women's prison down the road.

Danny:
[noticing Tess is wearing her wedding ring] You said that you sold this.

Tess:
I said that.

Danny:
Liar.

Tess:
Thief.

[they kiss]

Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny and Rusty are greeted by Linus]

Danny:
Hey, Linus.

Linus:
Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?

Danny:
[impatient] It's not their fight!

Linus:
[defensively] Hey, whoa!

Ocean's Thirteen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Benedict:
I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be the ex-owner of the Standard Hotel.

Rusty:
You got him.

Benedict:
The last we spoke, you hung up on me.

Rusty:
You used nasty words. I got sensitive ears

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Topher:
Jesus Christ! Are you people retarded?! It says "Do not disturb"!

Rusty:
It's me.

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Danny:
Do I look 50 to you?

Basher:
Yeah.

Danny:
Really?

Basher:
Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Turk:
It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.

Virgil:
We got a bag man.

Turk:
Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.

Virgil:
I have feelings.

Turk:
No, you don't.

Virgil:
Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?

Turk:
Oh my God, they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.

Virgil:
Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?

Danny:
Rusty's not 50 years old.

Turk:
Yeah dude, we know Rusty's not 50.

Danny:
You think I'm 50 years old? Let me ask you something... [to Virgil] no, let me ask you something: how old do you think I am?

Virgil:
48?

Danny:
You think I'm 48 years old?

Virgil:
52?

[Danny walks off]

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linus:
What did I say?

Danny:
You called his niece a whore.

Linus:
What?!?

Rusty:
A very cheap one.

Danny:
She's seven.

Rusty:
Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...

Danny:
No, don't tell him that.

Rusty:
I'm sorry.

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Turk:
Hell in a hand-basket?

Linus:
No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...

Turk, Linus, Basher:
[together] Not enough people!

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Danny:
What are you doing?

Rusty:
Sleeping. Why are you dressed?

Danny:
It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go!

Rusty:
It's 11:30. The night before.

Danny:
Oh... But... [realises he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour] Oh.

Rusty:
Oh! Oh, he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos did you have?

Danny:
Five.

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Molly:
I hope Danny And Rusty appreciate the fine job you did - in a tight jam? I'm really proud of you.

Linus:
Thanks.

Molly:
We both are.

Linus:
[pauses and looks at her] You told Dad? You told Dad?

Molly:
I had to, sweetheart. We were on vacation. [Linus shakes his head, and looks away] I'm sorry.

Linus:
Great. you guys are gonna be dining out on this one for months! Hey, you remember the time your mom had to go to Rome, blah, blah, blah? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reuben:
If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.

Benedict:
You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.

Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Female Temp:
Michael...Bolton?

Michael Bolton:
Yeah, that's me.

Female Temp:
Wow! Is that your real name?

Michael Bolton:
Yeah.

Female Temp:
So are you related to that singer guy?

Michael Bolton:
No. It's just a coincidence.

Female Temp:
[visibly disappointed] Oh.

Samir Nagheenanajar:
No-one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It..it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar...Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton:
Well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir Nagheenanajar:
You know, there is nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton:
No, there was nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir Nagheenanajar:
Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael.

Michael Bolton:
No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Office Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peter Gibbons:
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Michael Bolton:
I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

Peter Gibbons:
Oh. That is not right, Michael.

Office Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peter Gibbons:
[Explaining the plan] Alright so when the sub routine compounds the interest it uses all these extra decimal places that just get rounded off. So we simplified the whole thing, we rounded them all down, drop the remainder into an account we opened.

Joanna:
[Confused] So you're stealing?

Peter Gibbons:
Ah no, you don't understand. It's very complicated. It's uh it's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny here. And over time they add up to a lot.

Joanna:
Oh okay. So you're gonna be making a lot of money, right?

Peter Gibbons:
Yeah.

Joanna:
Right. It's not yours?

Peter Gibbons:
Well it becomes ours.

Joanna:
How is that not stealing?

Peter Gibbons:
[pauses] I don't think I'm explaining this very well.

Joanna:
Okay.

Peter Gibbons:
Um... the 7-11. You take a penny from the tray, right?

Joanna:
From the cripple children?

Peter Gibbons:
No that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray. You know the pennies that are for everybody?

Joanna:
Oh, for everybody. Okay.

Peter Gibbons:
Well those are whole pennies, right? I'm just talking about fractions of a penny here. But we do it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple a million times.

Office Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob Slydell:
I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now, we had a chance to meet this young man and, boy, that's just a straight-shooter with "upper management" written all over him.

Bill Lumbergh:
Oooo...yeahhhh, ummm...I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah, uh, he's been real flaky lately, and I'm just not sure that he's the caliber person that we would want for upper management. He's also been having some problems with his TPS reports.

Bob Porter:
[To Slydell] I'll handle this. [To Lumbergh] We feel that the problem isn't with Peter.

Bob Slydell:
Mmm-mmm.

Bob Porter:
It's that you haven't challenged him enough, to get him motivated.

Bob Slydell:
There it is.

Bill Lumbergh:
Yeah, um, well, I'm just not sure about that right now.

Bob Slydell:
[Pulls Peter's file aside, showing Lumbergh's file next] Yeah, Bill, let me ask you a real quick question here: How much time would you say you spend each week dealing with these TPS reports?

Bill Lumbergh:
[Pause] Yeah...

Office Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Zack sells pre-shined shoes to the other candidates and hides it in the ceiling rafters]

Perryman:
Shit. I am not going to make it. Help me out, Sid. Got a spare, man?

Worley:
My spare sucks. You know where the hardware store is.

Perryman:
Zack, I need a buckle, man.

Mayo:
I can't risk it.

Perryman:
You got plenty of time, man. He's still out with the girls.

Mayo:
Can't do it.

Perryman:
Zack, I got to see my family, man. I can't take it if he let me out of here this weekend.

Mayo:
Wouldn't want you to get an honor violation, Perryman.

Perryman:
OK.

Worley:
Attention on deck.

Foley:
In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me! In this class, it happens to be you, isn't it, Mayonnaise? [hits rafter access tile with a stick, causing contraband to fall out] Perryman, Worley...let us have this room. On the double.

Perryman:
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Worley:
Stow it!

Foley:
Mayo, I want your DOR.

Mayo:
No, sir. You can kick me outta here, but I ain't quitting.

Foley:
Get into your fatigues, Mayo. By the end of this weekend, you'll quit.

An Officer and a Gentleman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lynette:
[after Sid asks her to marry him] Oh, Sid! Let's do it right now! I wonder where we'll get stationed? I've always wanted to go to Hawaii!

Worley:
Honey, we're not being stationed anywhere. I D.O.R.'d.

Lynette:
[Shocked] You what?

Worley:
I D.O.R.'d. I wasn't cut out to be a pilot. I was faking it. I've been faking everything up to now.

Lynette:
But... What'll we do? Where would we go?

Worley:
Oklahoma. I'll get my old job back at JC Penney's. Hell, in two years, I'll be floor manager. You're going to love Oklahoma! You and mama will get along great. Money might be tight, so we'll live at home. It's going to work out.

Lynette:
Sid... There's no baby.

Worley:
What?

Lynette:
I'm not pregnant. I got my period this morning. There's no baby, Sid.

Worley:
I'll be goddamned. What do you say we get married anyway? I love you! I don't think I really knew that till just now, just this second. I have never been happier in my life than I have in the last seven weeks. I've never felt so relaxed, and I've never felt so loved for who I really am. Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world.

Lynette:
I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't wanna marry you. I really like you. We've had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator...[bitterly] Damn you! Goddamn you! Nobody DOR's after 11 weeks! NOBODY!

An Officer and a Gentleman  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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