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[the Archbishop re-prepares to coronate Sauvage] Archbishop: I crown you... [Johnny drops from the chandelier and knocks Sauvage out of the throne, causing the Archbishop to place the crown on his head instead] Archbishop: ...King. – Johnny English Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Quartermain: This way. Haven't got all day. Don't! (too late; English presses "Enter" on a nearby laptop, firing a disc. The disc flies across the aisle and slices the entire head clean off of a dummy, which an agent catches) Would you stop meddling, English? (guides English over to a luxurious car) Here she is. English: Ahh, the Rolls-Royce Phantom. Truly the Rolls-Royce of automobiles. Quartermain: Armour plating, all the bells and whistles. Say "bonnet." English: Bonnet. Car's computer: Command accepted. (the bonnet opens) Quartermain: Voice activation recognizes only you. Rolls has fitted one of their experimental engines, the nine-litre V16. Goes like the wind... only quieter. English: Beautiful. Quartermain: Keep up. (leads English to a table laid out with gadgets that all look completely innocent) Here's what you'll be taking to Hong Kong. English: Ah, yes. Quartermain: (holds up a socket extension) A satellite receiver, (holds up a comb) tracking device, (holds up a pack of gum) Semtex chewing gum... (English grabs a small digital camera) Ah! Now, what did I just say? (English clicks the shutter, firing a mini-dart out of the lens. The dart goes directly through the rump of a dummy and into the buttocks of an agent. The other agents laugh and English chuckles sheepishly) That's the new P2 digital dart gun. – Johnny English Reborn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(Tucker and English approach a cliff) Tucker: What are you doing, sir? English: Regulation 75-1, never question a senior agent in the... (jumps off the cliff) field. – Johnny English Reborn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Monastery chief: MI7. Wants you on the first flight back to London. English: (in a sad tone) Master. Am I ready? (The music builds up) Chief: No. – Johnny English Reborn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Father/Mother: Son, this may not be the best life, but it's all we know. Jonathan: There's got to be more to life than fighting for fish heads. – Jonathan Livingston Seagull Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kate: I don't get it. I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool. How do they not know that John's cheating on all of them? Crying Waitress: He's a total operator. He goes out with girls from different cliques so that they never actually talk to each other. [chuckles] And then he tells them that his father won't let him date during basketball season so they'll have to keep it a secret. Kate: How'd you learn all this stuff? Crying Waitress: [sobbing] I don't know, just a guess. [runs away crying] – John Tucker Must Die Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Heather: So I talked to John. He was sweet. He felt bad for you. He said that you were jealous because we share something special. Something that we don't have to label because... Beth: [interrupting] Because it's our unspoken bond and I just love how secure you are? Carrie: And it hurts me to question it, because... Heather, Beth, Carrie: ... YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME? Heather: Damn! He said the same thing to all of us! Beth: Figures. He makes up with us and he hooks up with us... Carrie: [interrupts, whispers] You guys hooked up? Beth: John and I share something special. Carrie: Oh what, that he's been in both your pants? Beth: We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life. Heather: [under her breath, coughs] Hippie slut. Beth: [sarcastic] Oh nice, Heather. It's not like everyone doesn't know that little Miss Cheerleader brings it on. Carrie: What, you too? Heather: John and I belong together. He is the team captain and I am the head cheerleader. Beth: Oh, I'm sorry, what kind of cheerleader? Carrie: Oh, like he'd take either of you two seriously? Beth: Do not lump me with her! Heather: Oh so what, you're now better than me? Kate: Shut up. Heather, Beth: [peeved] What? Kate: Sorry. Heather: You got something to say? Kate: No, it's none of my business. [pause] Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like "Baby" and "Sweetheart?" Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated. Heather: Oh my God, you're dating John too? Kate: No, I knew a guy like him... Skip. – John Tucker Must Die Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Kate answers her door and it's Heather] Heather: I want to bring down you know who. [Kate answers her door again and it's Beth] Beth: Normally, I'm opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception. Kate: I don't even know him. Beth: So, you don't even know anyone. You're like the Swiss, you're neutered. Carrie: Um, it's neutral. Kate, if the three of us tried this alone, we would kill each other. You brought us here. You showed us that we have something in common. Heather: Exactly. We all want to kill John Tucker. Kate: Wow. Okay. – John Tucker Must Die Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kate: DAMMIT! Carrie: It's not that hard, uhm... when he speaks to you count to three in your head before you answer him. Heather: Don't show any interest. Don't even look at him too much. Carrie: Yeah yeah. You got it? [long pause] Carrie: I said you got it? Kate: I was counting to three! Beth: Not that slowly! We don't what him to think you're retarded! – John Tucker Must Die Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lori: [walks in] What are you girls doing? Carrie: Destroying a man. Lori: Who do I make my check out to? [walks out] Beth: Your mom is SO HOT! – John Tucker Must Die Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kate: [about Scott's previous lab partner] Oh, well before I say yes, how exactly did he get burned? Scott: Uh, well, that is open to interpretation... because he will say that it is my fault, but I clearly said..."Dear God, man, you're on fire. Run for your life." Kate: [sarcastically] A clear warning. Scott: Yeah. – John Tucker Must Die Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kate: Oh. You're the other Tucker? Scott: What is that? Is that like "the loser Tucker"? Kate: Oh, no, no. That's not what I meant. I just... you just don't look... Scott: Hot, buff, or capable of inciting an all-girl smackdown? No, you're right. Naw, it's-it's cool. I'll let you in on a secret, though. My mom, says I'm special on the inside. Kate: Good for you. Scott: Yeah. – John Tucker Must Die Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: So you're lab partners with Kate, right? We talk. What's her deal? Scott: Yeah, I don't know. I don't think she's your type. John: Girl is my type. Scott: Alright, well then maybe you're not her type. She's into stuff like old school Elvis Costello, she listens to obscure podcasts, she reads Dave Eggers. You know, she's deep, man. John: Dude, I'm deep. I'm dating the poetry club. – John Tucker Must Die Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hank: [watches Alexander mount a giant bee] Hey, get down from there! Alexander: And why should I? Hank: Because Medicare doesn't cover old ladies falling off of bees. Now get down from there! Alexander: Suit yourself! But make sure you're wearing swimming trunks when this place becomes the Pacific Ocean! – Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sue Bridehead: I would have liked to have talked with her before she died. Jude Fawley: She would have enjoyed that. Sue Bridehead: What did she say? Jude Fawley: She said we both make bad husbands and wives. – Jude Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sue Bridehead: Do I irritate you? Jude Fawley: No. Sue Bridehead: Even though I'm always trying to prove how cleverer than you I am. Jude Fawley: You are! Sue Bridehead: Don't say that! Jude Fawley: Why not? Sue Bridehead: Because it's not the sort of thing you should admit to! Jude Fawley: Even if it's true? – Jude Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Capt. Harrison Byers: I trust you'll be comfortable in this room, sir. Judge Dan Haywood: Captain, I have no doubt that the entire state of Maine would be comfortable in this room! – Judgment at Nuremberg Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[the court has just been shown footage of the concentration camps] Werner Lampe: You do not think it was like that, do you? [the other defendants are silent] There were executions, yes, but nothing like that. Nothing at all! [turns to another prisoner] Pöhl. Pöhl! You ran those concentration camps, you and Eichmann. They say we killed millions of people. [scoffs] Millions of people! How could it be possible? Tell them, how could it be possible? Pöhl: [matter-of-fact] It's possible. Werner Lampe: [aghast] How? Pöhl: You mean, technically? It all depends on your facilities. Say you have two chambers to accommodate 2000 people apiece. Figure it out. It's possible to get rid of 10,000 in a half hour. You don't even need knives to do it. You can tell them they're going to take a shower, then instead of water, you turn on the gas. It's not the killing that's the problem, it's disposing of the bodies. That's the problem. – Judgment at Nuremberg Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ernst Janning: My counsel would have you believe that we were not aware of the extermination of millions. That we were only aware of the extermination of the hundreds. Does that make us any the less guilty? Maybe we didn't know the details. But if we didn't know, it was because we did not want to know. Emil Hahn: Traitor! Traitor! Judge Dan Haywood: Order, order! Put that man back in his seat and keep him there! Ernst Janning: I am going to tell the truth if the whole world conspires against it. I am going to tell them the truth about their Ministry of Justice. Werner Lampe — an old man who cries into his Bible now. An old man who profited from the property expropriation of every man he sent to a concentration camp. Friedrich Hofstetter — the "good German" who knew how to take orders, who sent men before him to be sterilized like so many digits. Emil Hahn — the decayed, corrupt bigot, obsessed by the evil within himself. And Ernst Janning — worse than any of them, because he knew what they were, and he went along with them. Ernst Janning — who made his life...excrement... because he walked with them. – Judgment at Nuremberg Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hans Rolfe: I'll make you a wager... Judge Dan Haywood: I don't make wagers. Hans Rolfe: A gentleman's wager... in five years, the men you sentenced to life imprisonment will be free. Judge Dan Haywood: Herr Rolfe, I have admired your work in the court for many months. You are particularly brilliant in your use of logic. So, what you suggest may very well happen. It is logical, in view of the times in which we live. But to be logical is not to be right, and nothing on God's earth could ever make it right! – Judgment at Nuremberg Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after Alan jumps onto Carl's car] Alan: What year is it? Carl: It was brand-new. Alan: No. What year is it? Judy: Uh, 1995. Remember? Alan: '95? Carl: You got some ID? Oh, lemme guess, you probably left it in the other Tarzan outfit, right? Alan: [to himself] 26 years! Carl: Are you from around here? Alan: I was. But I've been in Jumanji. Judy: Indonesia. He was in the Peace Corps. – Jumanji Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Carl: [about Alan] Is this man related to you? Judy: Yes, sir. He's our... uncle. Carl: Does he always dress like that? Judy: Well, yeah. He's a... vegetarian. [Alan watches as a pair of monkeys climb into Carl's squad car] Alan: GET OUTTA THERE!!! [screeches and makes monkey noises; to Judy, Peter, and Carl] Monkeys! Monkeys! Carl: Is he all right upstairs? Judy: He suffered a head injury a few months ago. – Jumanji Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Alan runs after a pelican who has the game in his beak] Alan: WHY DIDN'T YOU GRAB THE GAME, PETER?! Sarah: Just ignore him, honey. He's a libra. [to Alan] Where are you going?! Alan: He'll head for water! – Jumanji Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sarah: What happened? Peter: I thought I could end the game myself. I was only 10 spaces away. Judy: [reads a notice in the center of the board] A law of Jumanji having been broken, you will slip back even more than your token. Sarah: You tried to cheat? Peter: No! I tried to drop the dice so they'd land on 12. Sarah: Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be cheating. Judy: Peter, your hands! Look at your hands! [Peter sees monkey fur growing on his hands as the penalty for cheating] – Jumanji Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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