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Mr. Spaceley:
What'll I do? What'll I do? I can lick this problem, but how? Think, Spacely, think. First I need someone to replace that Throttlebottom. But who? [yells into the intercom] Gertrude!

Gertrude:
[she comes in] Yes, Mr. Spacely?

Mr. Spaceley:
Take a problem. [Gertrude begins typing] We need one: A worker who's total loyalt is to Spacely Sprockets. And, of course, to me: President, CEO, and all-around sweetiepie. Two: someone expendable. [his image comes up on Gertrude's computer screen] Very funny. Three: Smoeone who will work for peanuts. Four: Not too bright. And Five: Someone who can push a button. That's it! Ok, what have you got?

Gertrude:
It's thinking, Mr. Spacely. It's thinking. [the screen flashes a lot of images until it comes to George's picture]

Mr. Spaceley:
Jetson? I wouldn't choose Jetson even if Spacely Sprockets was going bankrupt! If I needed a transfusion! If I lost my stockholders! My home! If I were penniless! [calms down] Penniless?

Gertrude:
He is expendable.

Mr. Spaceley:
Perfect!

Jetsons: The Movie  Movie Quote

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[the bore driller is operational while the Jetsons, Astro, Teddy 2, Fergie, Apollo Blue, Squet and the Grungies are still underground and motioning to the Jetsons]

Squet:
Come on, come on, come on!

[the ground starts to give way under his feet]

Elroy:
Oh no! Squet! [grabs Squet's hand] Hang on!

[the ceiling crumbles over their heads, knocking them down over a edge]

Jane:
[severly overwhelmed, as fearing of loosing Elroy to possible death] ELROY!

[Everyone works together to move rocks. The Grungies form a 'human' chain to save Elroy and Squek as George and Jane look at each other with conerned looks on their faces. The Grungies pull a dirty Elroy, who is holding Squet, out from the caved in area]

Teddy 2:
He's got Squet!

George:
Elroy! [picks up Elroy and Squet] Oh thank God you're safe son.

Jane:
[Takes Elroy into her arms from George] Oh Elroy, darling. I was afraid. [crying with relief over Elroy's safety] I was so afraid.

Elroy:
I'm OK, mom, I'm OK. Squet's OK, too. [he slaps hands with Squet and the Grungies chant Squets name]

George:
[to the grungies] Thanks to all of you. [the Grungies cheer] C'mon everybody. We've got to stop the drilling! C'mon! [Everyone runs off]

Jetsons: The Movie  Movie Quote

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Mr. Spaceley:
Now what, Jetson? What is this time?

George:
Just another little glitch, Mr. Spaceley!

Mr. Spaceley:
Another little glitch, huh?

George:
[shakes the Sprocket off his nose] Yes, sir.

Mr. Spaceley:
I think I know what that glitch is, Jetson, and I'm looking at him!

Jetsons: The Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Spaceley:
[to Rudy 2] Where's Jetson, and why is the plant shut down?

Rudy 2:
It's the middle of the night, sir.

Mr. Spaceley:
Machines don't sleep. Start it up! Every second lost means money lost. And money lost means I scream *a lot*!

Jetsons: The Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rudy 2:
There's something going on here, George, the two sprockett lockers were unscrewed from the lock sprockett sockets.

George:
Say that again.

Rudy 2:
I can't.

Jetsons: The Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Slate:
Flintstone, You, Rubble, and Your weirdo Cousin GET OUT OF MY SIGHT FOREVER!

Barney:
Uh, Fred, does this mean we're fired again?

Fred:
GRRR!

The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones  Movie Quote

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Barbara Whitfield:
You must have smiled at someone the way you smile at me. People should be careful of that smile. People should be careful of a lot of things about you.

Howard Malloy:
You know, even angels can get their wings clipped.

Barbara Whitfield:
You got scissors for my wings?

Jigsaw  Movie Quote

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Angelo Agostini:
Maybe you better get out of town. Maybe you better really go away for a while. Mmmm! Take a little trip.

Barbara Whitfield:
Would you miss me?

Angelo Agostini:
Like my last breath!

Jigsaw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pet shop owner:
[carrying a striped cat] Perhaps you'd like this little lady, Miss Whitfield.

Barbara Whitfield:
[holding a black cat] No. Thank you. This is the one. Does he have a name?

Pet shop owner:
Yes, it's Bennie - Benvenuto, really.

Barbara Whitfield:
Hmmm. I used to have a cat they called Hadrian the Seventh. We ended up calling him Harry.

Jigsaw  Movie Quote

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Barbara Whitfield:
Why did you come over to me at that party, Howard?

Howard Malloy:
Because you were the only person who didn't look like you belonged there.

Barbara Whitfield:
Really? I belong anywhere I'm wanted!

Howard Malloy:
Do you?

Barbara Whitfield:
Don't I?

Jigsaw  Movie Quote

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Barbara Whitfield:
[Changing behind a dressing screen] Is this visit business or pleasure?

Howard Malloy:
Right now it's your business and my pleasure.

Jigsaw  Movie Quote

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Dist. Atty. Frank Walker:
[coming into a room and viewing several dead bodies] This place looks like the last act of "Hamlet!"

Howard Malloy:
It's the last act for all kinds of things.

Jigsaw  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bill Broussard:
None of their testimony is gonna hold up in court, Chief. Hell, all three of them have reputations as low as crocodile piss.

Jim Garrison:
That bother you, Bill? I always wonder why it is in court if a woman's a prostitute, she has to have bad eyesight.

JFK  Movie Quote

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Jim Garrison:
Mr. Shaw, have you ever been a contract agent with the Central Intelligence Agency?

Clay Shaw:
And if I was, Mr. Garrison... do you think I would be here today... talking to somebody like you?

Jim Garrison:
People like you don't have to.

Clay Shaw:
May I go?

Jim Garrison:
People like you walk between the raindrops.

Clay Shaw:
May I go?

Jim Garrison:
Yes.

Clay Shaw:
Regardless of what you may think of me, I am a patriot first and foremost. I've spent half my life in the military defending my country.

Jim Garrison:
You're the first person I've met who considers it an act of patriotism to kill his own President.

JFK  Movie Quote

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Jim Garrison:
Who killed the President?

David Ferrie:
Oh, man, why don't you fucking stop it? Shit! This is too fucking big for you, you know that? Who did the President? Who killed Kennedy? Fuck, man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?! Fuck, man! I can't keep talking like this! They're gonna fucking kill me! I'm gonna fucking die! [smokes a joint, then cracks] Son of a bitch!

JFK  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

FBI Agent Frank:
[intercepting Bill] Hey, Bill.

Bill Broussard:
[trying to walk away and ignore him] Hey, where you at, Frank? You're wasting your time here. Big Jim gave strict orders. No FBI allowed.

FBI Agent Frank:
It's you I want to, Bill.

Bill Broussard:
[walking to his parked car and putting some stuff away] No, no. Boss would fry me in hog fat if he knew I talked to you.

FBI Agent Frank:
Your boss just got a serious problem, Bill. Real serious. We know what's going on over at your office.

Bill Broussard:
Yeah, I guess you do.

FBI Agent Frank:
You got nothing, Bill. I'm talking to you as a friend now. You're riding on the Titanic. Time to jump off before you get destroyed, too, along with Garrison.

Bill Broussard:
[trying to get to his apartment] Frank, I don't want to hear this.

FBI Agent Frank:
[cornering Bill] We're talking about your career, Bill. Your life. You're a young guy. We know you're working on that Castro thing.

Bill Broussard:
[shaking his head] No, I'm not. No.

FBI Agent Frank:
Yes, you are. Look, we know Oswald didn't pull that trigger. Castro did. But if that comes out, there will be a war. Millions of people will die. And, that's a hell of a lot more important than Jim Garrison. [Slapping Bill, who's trying to escape] Goddammit, look at me when I talk you! You're too goddamn selfish!

Bill Broussard:
[yelling] I can't!

FBI Agent Frank:
SHUT UP! Shut up! If you got a brain in that thick skull of yours, listen to me. You listen real hard. Now, get in the car.

[Bill does so, with FBI Agent Frank following close behind]

JFK  Movie Quote

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Jim Garrison:
I never realized Kennedy was so dangerous to the Establishment. Is that why?

X:
Well, that's the real question, isn't it? Why? The 'How' and the 'Who' is just scenery for the public. Oswald, Ruby, Cuba, the Mafia, keeps 'em guessing like some kind of parlor game. Prevents 'em from asking the most important question: Why? Why was Kennedy killed? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up? Who?...The organizing principle of any society, Mr. Garrison, is for war. The authority of the state over its people resides in its war powers. And Kennedy wanted to end the Cold War in his second term. He wanted to call off the moon race in favor of cooperation with the Soviets. He signed a treaty with the Soviets to ban nuclear testing. He refused to invade Cuba in 1962 and he set out to withdraw from Vietnam. But all of that ended on the 22nd of November, 1963. As early as 1961, they knew Kennedy was not going to war in Southeast Asia. Like Caesar, he is surrounded by enemies and something's underway, but it has no face. Yet everybody in the loop knows...Everything is cellularized. No one has said, 'He must die.' There's been no vote. Nothing's on paper. There's no one to blame. It's as old as the crucifixion. A military firing squad: five bullets, one blank. No one's guilty, because everyone in the power structure who knows anything has a plausible deniability. There are no compromising connections except at the most secret point. But what's paramount is that it must succeed. No matter how many die, no matter how much it costs, the perpetrators must be on the winning side and never subject to prosecution for anything by anyone. That is a coup d'état....

Jim Garrison:
I don't, I can't - I can't believe they killed him because he wanted to change things. In our time. In our country.

X:
Well, they've been doing it all through history. Kings are killed, Mr. Garrison. Politics is power, nothing more! Oh, don't take my word for it, don't believe me. Do your own work, your own thinkin'....

Jim Garrison:
The size of this is beyond me. Testify...Testify.

X:
No chance in hell. No, I'd be arrested and gagged, maybe sent to an institution, maybe worse, you too. I can give you the background, but you have to find the foreground, the little things. Keep digging. Remember, you're the only person to bring a trial in the murder of John Kennedy. That's important, it's historic.

Jim Garrison:
I haven't yet. I don't have much of a case.

X:
You don't have a choice anymore. You've become a significant threat to the national security structure. They would have killed you already but you got a lot of light on you. Instead, they're trying to destroy your credibility. They already have in many circles in this town. Be honest. Your only chance is to come up with a case. Something. Anything. Make arrests. Stir the shit storm. Hope to reach a point of critical mass that'll start a chain reaction of people coming forward. Then the government'll crack. Remember, fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth, and the truth is on your side, Bubba. I just hope you get a break.

JFK  Movie Quote

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Bill Broussard:
[after hearing the FBI/Oswald story] I don't buy it, Chief. Why would the FBI cover it up? A telex that disappears from every single FBI office in this country?

Jim Garrison:
There's a word, Bill. Orders.

Susie Cox:
Or a cover up. Jesus, Bill. Don't you have enough proof of the FBI's complicity yet?

Bill Broussard:
I respect this country's institutions, like you do, Susie! How the hell can you keep a conspiracy going between the mob, the CIA, the FBI, the Army Intelligence, and who the hell knows what else when you can't keep a secret in this room between 12 people? I mean, we got leaks everywhere. We are going to trial, y'all! What the hell do we really got? Oswald, Ruby, Bannister and Ferrie are dead. Shaw? Maybe he's an agent, I don't know. But, as a covert operator in my book, he is wide open for blackmail because of his homosexuality.

Jim Garrison:
Shaw's our toehold, Bill. I don't know exactly what he is or where he fits, and I don't really care. But I do know he's lying through his teeth and I'm not gonna let go of him.

Bill Broussard:
And that's why, for those reasons, you're going to trial against Clay Shaw, chief? Well, you're gonna lose! Let's investigate our Mafia leads here in New Orleans. Now, I can buy that a hell of a lot easier than I can the government. Ruby's all mob, knows Oswald, sets him up. Hoffa, Trafficante, Marcello, they hire some guns and they do Kennedy. And, uh, the government doesn't want to open up a whole can of worms because it used the mob to try to get to Castro. Castro assassinated by the mob, by us, sounds pretty wild to John Q. Citizen. So they close the book on JFK. Makes perfect sense to me.

Jim Garrison:
I don't doubt their involvement, Bill, but at a low level. Could the mob change the parade route? Or eliminate the protection for the President? Could the mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back? Could the mob get the FBI, the CIA, and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigation? I mean, could the mob get the Warren Commission appointed to cover it up? Could the mob wreck the autopsy? Could the mob influence the national media to go to sleep? And since when has the mob used anything but .38s for hits up close? The mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude. Assassins need payrolls, schedules, times, orders. This was a military style ambush from star to finish. A coup d'etat with Lyndon Johnson waiting in the wings.

Bill Broussard:
OK. So now you're saying Lyndon Johnson was involved? The President of the United States?

Jim Garrison:
I know this, Bill. Lyndon Johnson got $1 billion dollars for his Texas friends, Brown and Root, to dredge Cam Ranh Bay for the military in Vietnam.

Bill Broussard:
Boss...

Jim Garrison:
That's just for openers...

Bill Broussard:
[yelling] Boss, are you calling the President a murderer?!?

Jim Garrison:
If I'm so far from the truth, why is the FBI bugging our offices? Huh? Why are our witnesses being bought off and murdered? And why are the federal agencies blocking our extraditions and subpoenas like we were never before?

Bill Broussard:
I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there's some rogue element in the government or something, but you're not...

Jim Garrison:
With a full-blown conspiracy to cover it up? You ever read Shakespeare, Bill?

Bill Broussard:
Yeah, I do.

Jim Garrison:
Julius Caesar? "Brutus and Cassius, they, too, are honorable men." Who killed Caesar? Ten or twelve senators. All it takes is one Judas, Bill. A few people on the inside. Pentagon, CIA, you name it.

Bill Broussard:
This is Louisiana, chief. How the hell do you know who your daddy is? 'Cause your mama told ya so. You are taking a crap in the wind, boss. And I, for one, am not going along on this one.

[Bill grabs his briefcase and angrily throw some things, including a telephone, out of the way and slams the door behind him]

Lou Ivon:
Boss, I've had my doubts all along about Bill. He's been fighting us all along.

Jim Garrison:
Well, we need him back.

Al Oser:
Boss, Broussard wasted a whole damn month trying to prove that mob boys like Jack Ruby and Brady are kind of hooked up with Hunt Oil.

Lou Ivon:
I don't trust this guy.

Jim Garrison:
I will not hear this, gentlemen. Now, I value Bill as much as any person here. It's time we all made room for someone else's ideas, including me. Maybe Oswald is what everybody says he is and I'm just plain dumb about it.

Al Oser:
[trying to discuss this situation] I've seen him copying files, leaving here late at night.

Lou Ivon:
I just don't trust him.

Jim Garrison:
Didn't you two hear what I said?! I said I will not tolerate infighting among the staff!

Lou Ivon:
Then I'm afraid I cannot work with Bill Broussard anymore.

Jim Garrison:
Is this an ultimatum you're giving me, Lou?

Lou Ivon:
What?!

Jim Garrison:
Are you giving me an ultimatum?

Lou Ivon:
Well, if that's what you want to call it. I never thought it would come to this. [sighs] I guess I am.

Jim Garrison:
Well, then I won't have any more ultimatums put to me, Lou. I'll accept your resignation.

Lou Ivon:
Well, you sure got it. You are one stubborn son of a bitch. And you... are making a very big mistake.

[Lou walks away, Jim and his staff are stunned.]

Susie Cox:
Boss, aren't you being a little hard?

Jim Garrison:
No, I don't think I am, Susie. Anyone else?

JFK  Movie Quote

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Walter Shit:
You see? There's really no way to get a rent-controlled apartment.

Joe F. Grotowski:
No way at all?

Walter Shit:
Well, I mean, only if it's like, your mom's apartment, and, y'know, she, like, croaks! (Mrs. Grotowski walks out of the apartment building) Oh, how ya doin', Mrs. Grotowski! (Mrs. Grotowski coughs up her keys, which land in Joe's hand)

Joe F. Grotowski:
Oh my God!

Walter Shit:
Joe! Mrs. Grotowski doesn't have any family. You pose as her son, take her apartment!

Joe F. Grotowski:
What?!? I... I couldn't...!

Walter Shit:
(faking grief) Oh my God! Joe, it's your mother! And she's dead!

Joe's Apartment  Movie Quote

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(Joe walks out of the apartment building wearing a suit for a job interview. Suddenly, a bucket of paint drops on top of him.)

Walter Shit:
Congratulate me! This is the first of my works to use paint. I call this piece "Instant Minority." I did the whole block!

Joe F. Grotowski:
But people are black, or white, or brown; NOBODY'S PURPLE!

Walter Shit:
Periwinkle! You're now the world's smallest minority.

Joe F. Grotowski:
Dammit, Walter, how'm I s'posed to get a job looking like this?

Walter Shit:
Know how to play the drums?

Joe F. Grotowski:
No.

Walter Shit:
Perfect! Want a job? (man in beanie runs in front of them, turns, and fires ten shots from a handgun) I'm doing a musical performance at Gusto House. You can sit in for my regular drummer: he's dead.

Joe F. Grotowski:
Uhh... sure... what? He's dead?

Walter Shit:
(chuckling) Actually, it's a pretty funny story. You see, there's this crack dealer in our building, and so my drummer- (two cops run up and start firing down the street at the man in the beanie, drowning out Walter's story) slit his throat, you know, so badly that his own mom couldn't identify him at the morgue. (laughs) I'm going to miss that guy. So, is it a deal?

Joe F. Grotowski:
Well...

Walter Shit:
Excellent!

Joe's Apartment  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(After Joe unsuccessfully tries killing the roaches)

Ralph:
(pointing a can of bug spray at Joe's face while he's tied down) Any last words, Joe?

Joe F. Grotowski:
Don't kill me.

Ralph:
(Disappointed) Those the last words, Joe?

Joe's Apartment  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kicking Wing:
You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoof beats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn't work anymore.

Joe Dirt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kicking Wing:
The label looks very stern.

Joe Dirt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Old Cajun Man:
[In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.

Joe Dirt:
What?

Old Cajun Man:
Home is where you make it.

Joe Dirt:
You like to see homos naked?

Old Cajun Man:
No, no, no. Home. It's where you make it.

Joe Dirt:
Yeah, you like to see homos naked. That's cool.

Old Cajun Man:
No! Home is where you make it!

Joe Dirt:
Oh.

Old Cajun Man:
Everybody knows that. God damn, boy.

Old Cajun Man walks away.

Joe Dirt:
Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

Joe Dirt  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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