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[Big Dan, Everett, and Delmar are having a picnic lunch]

Big Dan Teague:
Thank you, boys, for throwin' in that fricassee. I'm a man of large appetites. Even with lunch under my belt, I was feeling a mite peckish.

Everett:
It's our pleasure, Big Dan.

Big Dan Teague:
Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech during gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time. I find it coarse and vulgar. Where were we?

Delmar:
Makin' money in the Lord's service.

Big Dan Teague:
You don't say much friend, but when you do, it's to the point and I salute you for it. Yes, Bible sales. Now, the trade is not a complicated one. There are but two things to learn. One: being where to find a wholesaler. The word of God in bulk, as it were. Two: how to recognize your customer. Who are you dealing with? It's an exercise in psychology, so to speak. And it is that which I propose to give you a lesson in right now. [snaps a branch off a nearby tree]

Everett:
Well, I like to think I'm an astute observer of the human scene, too, Big Dan.

Big Dan Teague:
No doubt, brother. I figured as much back at the restaurant. That's why I invited you all out here for this advanced tutorial. [hits Delmar with the branch]

Everett:
What's goin' on, Big Dan?

Big Dan Teague:
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, BOYS! THAT'S IT! [Delmar grab's Big Dan's leg; Big Dan knocks Delmar out with the branch] Gol... durned... MONEY!

Everett:
I don't get it, Big Dan. [Big Dan yells and knocks Everett unconscious with the branch]

Big Dan Teague:
I'll just take your show cards... [pulls a wad of money out of Everett's pocket; Delmar jumps onto Big Dan, but Big Dan swings him around and throws him to the ground] ...and whatever ya got in the hole. [opens the shoebox and is dismayed to see the toad inside] What the...? There ain't nothin' but a damn toad.

Delmar:
No, you don't understand. That's Pete. [Big Dan takes the toad out of the shoebox] Pete...

Big Dan Teague:
You know these things give ya warts? [squashes the toad in his hand, then throws it against the tree] End of lesson. So long, boys. [chuckles mockingly] See ya in the funny papers. Y'all seen the end of Big Dan Teague. [gets in the car and drives away, leaving Everett and Delmar battered on the ground]

– O Brother, Where Art Thou?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Everett:
Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.

Delmar:
OK, Everett.

Everett:
Hit by a train! Truth means nothing to a woman, Delmar. Triumph 'a the subjective. You ever been with a woman?

Delmar:
Well, I... I... I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinking about that.

Everett:
That's right, if then. Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

Delmar:
Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias.

Everett:
Oh yes, I have spread my seed.

– O Brother, Where Art Thou?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pappy:
It sounded t'me like he harbored some kinda hateful grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys, on account of their rough and rowdy past.

[boos]

Pappy:
Sounds like Homer Stokes is the kind of fella who wants to cast the first stone. Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive 'n' forget Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanorin' is behind them... [turns away from the mike, towards Everett] It is, ain't it, boys?

Everett:
Uh, yes sir, it is.

Pappy:
Well, then I say, by the power vested in me, these boys is hereby pardoned! And furthermore, in the second Pappy O'Daniel administration, why, these boys is gonna be my brain trust!

Delmar:
What's that mean, Everett?

Everett:
Well, Delmar, you, me, Pete, and Tommy are gonna be the power behind the throne, so to speak.

Delmar:
Oh, okay.

Pappy:
So without further ado, and by way of endorsin' my candidacy, the Soggy Bottom Boys is gonna lead us all in a chorus of "You Are My Sunshine."

[Applause. Pappy turns away from the mike, towards Everett]

Pappy:
Ain't you, boys?

Everett:
Governor, it's one of our favorites.

Pappy:
Son... you're gonna go far.

– O Brother, Where Art Thou?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Everett:
Well, at least you boys get to see the ancestral manse; the home where I spent so many happy days in the bosom of my family--a refugim, if you will--with a mighty oak tree out front and a happy little tire swing on it.

[The boys arrive at Everett's old cabin, but they see no tire swing on the tree]

Delmar:
Where's the happy little tire swing? [the boys are soon confronted by Sheriff Cooley and his men]

Sheriff Cooley:
[steps out of the cabin with his dog] End of the road, boys.

Everett:
Wait a minute, now...

Sheriff Cooley:
It's had its twists and turns. Now, it deposits you here.

Everett:
No, wait a minute!

Sheriff Cooley:
You have eluded fate, and you have eluded me for the last time. [to his men] Tie their hands, boys.

Everett:
You can't do this now!

[Cooley's men begin tying Everett, Pete, and Delmar's hands behind their backs and holding Tommy at gunpoint]

Sheriff Cooley:
Didn't know you'd be bringin' a friend. He'll just have to wait his turn, share one of your graves.

Everett:
You can't do this! We just got pardoned by the governor hisself!

Delmar:
It went out on the radio!

Sheriff Cooley:
Is that right? Well, we ain't got a radio.

Pete:
God have mercy.

– O Brother, Where Art Thou?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Everett and Penny are walking through town with their daughters in tow]

Everett:
"All's well that ends well," some poet said.

Penny:
That's right, honey.

Everett:
Don't mind telling you I'm awful pleased... My adventuring days have come to an end.

Penny:
That's good, honey.

Everett:
You were right about that ring, too. Any other wedding band wouldn't do. This here was fore-ordained. Fate was a-smilin' on me, and...

Penny:
That's not my ring.

Everett:
What?

Penny:
That's not my ring.

Everett:
Not your ring?

Penny:
That's one of Aunt Herlene's.

Everett:
But you said it was in the roll-top desk.

Penny:
I said I thought it was in the roll-top desk.

Everett:
No, you said...

Penny:
Or under the mattress. Or maybe in my chifforobe. I don't know.

Everett:
Well, I'm sorry, honey.

Penny:
But we need that ring.

Everett:
Well, that ring is at the bottom of a pretty durn big lake.

Penny:
Uh-uh.

Everett:
A 9,000-hectare lake.

Penny:
I don't care if it was 90,000. That lake was not my doing.

Everett:
Of course not, honey...

Penny:
I counted to three, honey.

Everett:
No, wait, honey. Finding one little ring in the middle of all that water is one hell of a heroic task!

– O Brother, Where Art Thou?  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rusty:
You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons.

Danny:
Like what, do you think?

Rusty:
Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boesky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald, ever. Where do you think you’re going to get the money to back this?

Danny:
We hit these three casinos, we get our bankroll. Benedict's got a long list of enemies.

Rusty:
Enemies with loose cash and nothing to lose? [pauses, then nods] Ah...Reuben.

Danny:
Reuben.

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reuben:
You're out of you're goddamn minds!...Are you listening to me? You're, both of you nuts! I know more about casino security than any man alive. I invented it. And it cannot be beaten. They got cameras, they got watchers, they got locks, they got timers, they got vaults. They got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris!...Okay, bad example.

Danny:
It's never been tried.

Reuben:
Ho-ho... "It's never been tried." It's been tried. A few guys even came close. You know the three most successful robberies in the history of Vegas?

[Flashback]

Reuben:
[v.o.] Number three, the bronze medal. Pencil neck grabs a lock box at the Horseshoe...

[The thief is almost instantly tackled.]

Reuben:
[v.o.] He got two steps closer to the door than any living soul before him.

[in the present]

Reuben:
Second most successful robbery...

[another flashback]

Reuben:
[v.o.] The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him.

[The thief gets within a few feet of the door before getting smashed in the face with a security guard's baton.]

Reuben:
[v.o.] Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. Goddamn hippie.

[in the present]

Reuben:
And the closest any man has ever come to robbing a Las Vegas Casino...

[another flashback]

Reuben:
[v.o.] Was outside of Caesar's in '87. He came... he grabbed...

[Three security guards shoot the thief in the back.]

Reuben:
[v.o.] They conquered.

[in the present]

Reuben:
But what am I saying? You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, YOU"RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT!

Rusty:
You're right. [Looks at Danny] He's right.

Danny:
Reuben, you're right. Our eyes were bigger than our stomachs.

Rusty:
That's exactly what it is, pure ego.

Reuben:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

Rusty:
Thank you.

Danny:
For lunch.

Rusty:
The Nicoise was delicious.

Danny:
Sorry we bothered you.

Reuben:
[shaking hands] Look, we all go way back, and I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place, and I'll never forget it.

Danny:
That was our pleasure.

Rusty:
I had never been to Belize.

Reuben:
[as they are leaving] Give Dominic your addresses. I got some remained furniture I want to send you. Look, just out of curiosity, which casinos did you geniuses pick to rob?

Rusty:
The Bellagio, The Mirage....

Danny:
The Bellagio, The Mirage and the MGM Grand.

Reuben:
[drops his fork] Those are Terry Benedict's casinos.

Rusty:
Is that right?

Danny:
That's right.

Reuben:
You guys... what do you got against Terry Benedict?

Danny:
What do you have against him, that's the question.

Reuben:
He torpedoed my casino, muscled me out. Now he's gonna blow it up next month to make way for some gaudy monstrosity! Don't think I don't see what you're doing.

Rusty:
What are we doing, Reuben?

Reuben:
You're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict... at the end of this, he'd BETTER not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya.

Danny:
That's why we have to be very careful. Very precise.

Rusty:
Hmm, Well-funded.

Reuben:
Yeah. Ya gotta be NUTS, too. And you're gonna need a crew as NUTS as you are! [pause] Who do ya got in mind?

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Danny:
We need Saul.

Rusty:
He won't do it, got out of the game a year ago.

Danny:
He get religion?

Rusty:
Ulcers.

Danny:
We could ask him.

Rusty:
Hey, I could ask him.

[Scene cuts to Saul in Florida retired, placing a bet at the Dog races]

Saul:
I saw you at the paddock before the second race, outside the men's room when I placed my bet. I saw you before you even got up this morning.

Rusty:
How you been, Saul?

Saul:
Never better.

Rusty:
What's with the Orange?

Saul:
My doctor says I need vitamins.

Rusty:
So why don't you take vitamins?

Saul:
You come here to give me a physical?

Rusty:
Box seats. Come on.

[Conversation continues in Box Seat]

Saul:
So you gonna tell me? Or should I just say no and get it over with?

Rusty:
Saul you're the best there is, you're in Cooperstown. What do you want?

Saul:
Nothing. I got a duplex now. I got wall-to-wall and a goldfish. I'm seeing a nice lady who works the unmentionables counter at Macy's. I've changed.

Rusty:
Guy's like us don't change Saul. We stay sharp or we get sloppy. We don't change.

Saul:
Quit conning me.

Rusty:
Is that your hound way in the rear there?

Saul:
He breaks late. Everyone knows this. So you gonna treat me like a grownup at least? Tell me what the scam is?

[Leans over and whispers it to Saul and hands him a plane ticket]

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Danny:
[holds up a black wallet] Hello Linus. Whose is this?

Linus:
Who are you?

Danny:
A friend of Bobby Caldwell's. [produces a plane ticket and places it down on the table] You're either in or you're out. Right now.

Linus:
What is it?

Danny:
It's a plane ticket. A job offer.

Linus:
You're pretty trusting pretty fast.

Danny:
Well Bobby has a lot of faith in you.

Linus:
Fathers are like that. [pauses, Danny is genuinely surprised] Oh he didn't tell you? He didn't want me trading on his name.

Danny:
You do this job and he'll be trading on yours...You don't, we'll find somebody else who won't be quite as good and you can go back to feeling up stockbrokers. [To waitress] Can you get the check, please? [When Danny turns back, Linus has taken the plane ticket that Danny thought he was still holding] That's the best lift I've seen you make yet.

Linus:
Las Vegas Huh?

Danny:
America's playground.

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Danny:
Gentlemen: the 3000 block of Las Vegas Boulevard. Otherwise known as the Bellagio, the Mirage and the M.G.M. Grand. Together, they're the three most profitable casinos in Las Vegas.....Livingston. [Livingston brings up Casino blueprints] This is the vault at the Bellagio. Located below the Strip, beneath two hundred feet of solid earth. It safeguards every dime that comes through each of the three casinos above it. [pause] And we're going to rob it.

Linus:
Smash-and-grab job, huh?

Rusty:
Slightly more complicated than that.

Linus:
Well, yeah.

Danny:
This is courtesy of Frank Catton, new Black Jack dealer at the Bellagio. Okay. Bad news first. This place houses a security system which rivals most nuclear missile silos. First: we have to get within the casino cages. Which anybody will tell ya it takes more than a smile. Next: through these doors, each of which requires a different six-digit code changed every twelve hours. Past those lies the elevator, and this is where it gets tricky: the elevator won't move without authorized fingerprint identification...

Rusty:
Which we can't fake.

Danny:
And vocal confirmations from both the security system within the Bellagio and the vault below.

Rusty:
Which we won't get.

Danny:
Furthermore, the elevator shaft is rigged with motion detectors.

Rusty:
Meaning if we were to manually override the lift, the shaft's exit would lock down automatically and we'd be trapped.

Danny:
Now once we get down the shaft, though, then it's a piece of cake: just two more guards with Uzis and the most elaborate vault door ever conceived by man. Any questions?

[Yen speaks in Mandarin, basically asking "What about tunneling into the vaults?"]

Rusty:
No. Tunneling is out. There are sensors monitoring the ground a hundred yards in every direction. If a groundhog were to nest there, they'd know about it. Anyone else?

Turk:
You said something about good news?

Danny:
[smiling] The Nevada Gaming Commission stipulates that a casino must hold in reserve enough cash to cover every chip at play on its floor. That means on a week day, by law, it has to carry anywhere between sixty and seventy million dollars in cash and coin. On a weekend, between eighty and ninety million. On a fight night, like the one two weeks from tonight, the night we're going to rob it, at least a hundred and fifty million. Without breaking a sweat. Now there are eleven of us. Each with an equal share. You do the math.

[Virgil whistles]

Rusty:
Exactly.

Saul:
I have a question: Say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...

Rusty:
Without being seen by the cameras.

Danny:
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.

Saul:
Yeah well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with a hundred and fifty million dollars in cash on us, without getting stopped?

[everyone looks at Danny]

Danny:
Yeah.

Saul:
Oh...Okay. [takes a pill to calm his nerves]

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linus:
I'll tell you: you guys really can pick em. This guy is as smart as he is ruthless. The last guy they caught cheating in here, he not only sent him up for ten years, but he had the bank seize his house and then he bankrupted his...

Rusty:
His brother-in-law's tractor dealership, I heard.

Linus:
He doesn't just take out your knees, The guy goes after your livelihood and the livelihood of anybody you ever met.

Rusty:
You scared?

Linus:
You suicidal?

Rusty:
Only in the morning....Now what?

Linus:
Here comes the girl. She comes down after him if they're in a snit.

Rusty:
Where does she come from?

Linus:
The museum up there. She's a curator...oh...here she is...This is the best part of my day. [Tess comes down the stairs and walks past them] ...I still don't know if we can use her yet...actually I haven't even caught her name.

Rusty:
Tess

Linus:
Huh?

Rusty:
Her name is Tess.

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rusty:
Tell me this is not about her, or I am walking. I am walking off this job right now.

Danny:
Who?

Rusty:
Tess. Terry Benedict. Tell me this is not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife.

Danny:
Ex-wife.

Rusty:
Tell me.

Danny:
It's not about that. [pause] It's not entirely about that. [Rusty turns away, furious] Russ, do you remember what we said back when we first got into this business. We said we were gonna play the game...

Both:
Like we had nothing to lose.

Danny:
Well, I lost something... I lost someone. That's why I'm here.

[long pause]

Rusty:
Okay, here's the problem - now we're stealing two things. And when push comes to shove, and you can't have both, which are you gonna choose? And remember - Tess does not split eleven ways.

Danny:
Well, if everything goes according to plan, I won't be the one who will have to make that decision...[Pause] So, how did she look?

Rusty:
She looked good.

Danny:
Thanks.

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tess:
You're 30 seconds late. I was about to send out a search... [Looks shocked to see Danny]

Danny:
Hello Tess.

Tess:
What are you doing here?

Danny:
I'm out.

Tess:
You’re out?

Danny:
Of prison. You remember the day that I went for cigarettes and didn't come back; you must've noticed.

Tess:
I don't smoke. Don't sit.

Danny:
Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.

Tess:
Funny, I never got a check.

Danny:
You're not wearing your ring.

Tess:
I sold it. I don't have a husband or didn't you get the papers?

Danny:
My last day inside.

Tess:
I told you I'd write...Danny, go now before--

Danny:
What? Benedict? [Waiter walks up to table] How you doing? Whiskey and a whiskey

Tess:
Danny.

Danny:
Tess you're doing a great job curating the museum. The Vermeer is quite good. Simple. Vibrant. Although his work definitely fell off as he got older

Tess:
Remind you of anyone?

Danny:
And I always confuse Monet and Manet, now which one married his mistress?

Tess:
Monet.

Danny:
Right, and then Manet had syphilis.

Tess:
They also painted occasionally.

Danny:
[Smiles at Tess] Alright, I'll make this quick. I came here for you. I want to get on with my life. I want you with me.

Tess:
You're a thief and a liar.

Danny:
I only lied about being a thief. I don't do that anymore.

Tess:
Steal.

Danny:
Lie.

Tess:
I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.

Danny:
No, he's very clear on both.

Tess:
You know what your problem is?

Danny:
I only have one?

Tess:
You've met too many people like you...I'm with Terry now.

Danny:
Does he make you laugh?

Tess:
He doesn't make me cry.

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tess:
See the people you steal things from, they have insurance to compensate them, they get made whole again, I had to leave New York to get away from what happened. How am I gonna get my five years back Danny?

Danny:
You can't. But what you can do is not throw away another five.

Tess:
[Cuts him off] You don't know anything.

Danny:
Tess, Alright you don't love me anymore, you want to make a life with someone else, fine...I'm gonna have to live with that...But not him.

Tess:
Spoken like a true ex-husband.

Danny:
I'm not joking Tess.

Tess:
I'm not laughing Danny...You have to admit there is a bit of a conflict of interest when you give me advice about my love life.

Danny:
Yes..But that doesn't mean that I'm wrong.

Tess:
Do you remember what I said to you when we first met?

Danny:
You said that I better know what I'm doing.

Tess:
Do you? Now? Because truly you should walk out the door if you don't.

Danny:
I know what I'm doing.

[Terry Benedict walks up]

Benedict:
What are you doing?

Danny:
...Just catching up

Tess:
Terry, meet my ex-husband.

Danny:
Danny Ocean.

Benedict:
Mr. Ocean...

[Danny cuts him off]

Danny:
I'm in your seat.

Benedict:
Forgive me for being late, a guest required my attention.

Tess:
That's fine...Danny was walking through the restaurant and spotted me.

Benedict:
Is that right?

Danny:
Yeah, imagine the odds.

Benedict:
"Of all the gin joints in all the world" You recently were released from prison, is that correct?

Danny:
That's right.

Benedict:
How does it feel to be out?

Danny:
About the same.

Tess:
Danny was just about to--

Danny:
I just stopped by to say hi to Tess for old times sake.

Benedict:
Stay and have a drink.

Danny:
[Simultaneously] I can't.

Tess:
[Simultaneously] He can't.

[Danny and Tess share a brief smile]

Benedict:
Well, then, I don't imagine we'll be seeing Mr. Ocean anytime soon, right?

Danny:
You never know.

Benedict:
I know everything that's happening in my hotels.

Danny:
So I should put those towels back.

Benedict:
No, the towels you can keep.

[Benedict gently kisses Tess' hand]

Danny:
Good to see you, Tess.

Tess:
Take care, Danny.

Danny:
Terry.

Benedict:
Danny.

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Livingston:
You've been red-flagged. It means the moment you step on the casino floor, they'll be watching you. Like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.

Danny:
This is a problem.

Rusty:
Saul, turn that off, will you?

Saul:
[in fake accent] I'll turn it off when I'm ready to...

Rusty:
Saul!

Saul:
[normal voice] It's off, it's off!

Rusty:
You have any idea how this happened?

Linus:
I do. He's been chasing Benedict's woman. Got into a real snarl with him two nights ago. [to Danny] I was tailing you.

Danny:
Who told you to do that?

Rusty:
I did. I knew you couldn't leave Tess alone.

Reuben:
Who's Tess?

Danny:
My wife.

Rusty:
Ex-wife.

Saul:
Tess is here?

Rusty:
I'm sorry. I didn't know if it would sting you, but it did. You're out, Danny.

Reuben:
He's out?!

Rusty:
It's that or we shut down right now. His involvement puts us all at risk.

Danny:
This isn't your call.

Rusty:
You made it my call. When you put her ahead of us. You made it mine.

Danny:
This is my job.

Rusty:
Not anymore.

Reuben:
But, but... he can't just be out. Who's gonna take his place?

[Rusty turns to Linus.]

Rusty:
Kid, you up for it?

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny and Linus prepare to go down the elevator shaft]

Linus:
How'd you get here?

Danny:
Well, if you give a friend a couple million...

Linus:
But what about Rusty, the whole argument? I mean, what was that about? [Danny laughs] Aww, come on, why couldn't you just tell me, why'd you put me through all this?

Danny:
Where's the fun in that?

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Benedict:
[on the phone] Who the hell is this?

Rusty:
The man who's robbing you.

Benedict:
[To employees] What the hell's going on in the vault?

Employee:
Nothing, sir. It's all normal.

Benedict:
Show me. [See's everything is okay] I'm afraid your mistaken.

Rusty:
Your watching your monitors? Okay, keep watching. [Now monitors show vault being robbed and security knocked out]...In this town, your luck can change just that quickly.

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rusty:
[as Danny walks out of prison in a tux] I hope to God you were the groom.

Danny:
[looking at Rusty's outfit] Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny has just gotten out of jail]

Danny:
Hi.

Tess:
Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl.

Rusty:
There's a women's prison down the road.

Danny:
[noticing Tess is wearing her wedding ring] You said that you sold this.

Tess:
I said that.

Danny:
Liar.

Tess:
Thief.

[they kiss]

– Ocean's Eleven  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny and Rusty are greeted by Linus]

Danny:
Hey, Linus.

Linus:
Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?

Danny:
[impatient] It's not their fight!

Linus:
[defensively] Hey, whoa!

– Ocean's Thirteen  Movie Quote

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Benedict:
I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be the ex-owner of the Standard Hotel.

Rusty:
You got him.

Benedict:
The last we spoke, you hung up on me.

Rusty:
You used nasty words. I got sensitive ears

– Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

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Topher:
Jesus Christ! Are you people retarded?! It says "Do not disturb"!

Rusty:
It's me.

– Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

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Danny:
Do I look 50 to you?

Basher:
Yeah.

Danny:
Really?

Basher:
Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.

– Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

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Turk:
It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.

Virgil:
We got a bag man.

Turk:
Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.

Virgil:
I have feelings.

Turk:
No, you don't.

Virgil:
Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?

Turk:
Oh my God, they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.

Virgil:
Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?

Danny:
Rusty's not 50 years old.

Turk:
Yeah dude, we know Rusty's not 50.

Danny:
You think I'm 50 years old? Let me ask you something... [to Virgil] no, let me ask you something: how old do you think I am?

Virgil:
48?

Danny:
You think I'm 48 years old?

Virgil:
52?

[Danny walks off]

– Ocean's Twelve  Movie Quote

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