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[Jeremiah is being forced by the Flathead chief to marry an Indian girl] Jeremiah Johnson: Del Gue, I don't think this is a good idea. Del Gue: He may be a Christian and read the bible, but he's still an Indian and his rules is his rules. If you value your hair, you will get married! Now, when this is over you can take her to Fort Hawley and sell her, but you best take her my friend. Besides, maybe she ain't near bad. [after Jeremiah is introduced to The Swan by Two Tongues Lebeaux] Maybe you need her? Del Gue: You turn this down, and they'll slit you, me, Caleb and the horses from crotch to eyeball with a dull deer antler. – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Navin: Navin R Johnson is a complex individual – The Jerk Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Avery: [while having sex] Don't ever stop fucking me! Jerry: Sooner or later, we'll have to stop. Avery: Never been better. Never better! Never better! Open your eyes. If you ever want me to be with another woman with you, I would do it. I'm not interested in it. There was a time, yes, it felt normal for me. But it was a phase. A college thing. Like torn Levis or law school for you. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rod: Now to recap, I want to stay in Arizona. I want my new contract. I like you, you're nice to my wife. Jerry: That's that's great. I'm really... happy. Rod: Are you listenin'? Jerry: Yes! Rod: This is what I'm gonna do for you: God bless you, Jerry. But this is what you gonna do for me, Jerry? Jerry: Yeah, what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you? Rod: It's something very personal, a very important thing. Hell! It's a family motto. Are you ready Jerry? I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Show! Me! The! Money! Jerry, it is such a pleasure to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry. Jerry: Show you the money. Rod: No, no. You can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line I bet you he can say it! Jerry: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the money. Rod: No! Not show you! Show me the money! Jerry: Show me the money! Rod: Yeah! Louder! Jerry: Show me the money! Rod: I need to feel you Jerry! Jerry: Show me the money! Show me the money! Rod: I love black people. Jerry: I love black people! Rod: Who's your motherfucker, Jerry? Jerry: You're my motherfucker! Show me the money! Rod: Uh! Congratulations, you're still my agent. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: Well, don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is just flip out! But let me just, let me just say, as I ease out of the office I helped build - I'm sorry, but it's a fact! - that there is such a thing as manners, a way of treating people. [pointing to an aquarium in the office] These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new company, and the fish will come with me. You can call me sentimental. The fish - they're coming with me. [nets one of the gold fishes and places it inside a baggie] Okay. If anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this God-forsaken business, and we will do it together. Who's comin' with me? Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me besides 'Flipper' here? This is embarrassing. Dorothy: [stands] I will go with you. [whispers to Jerry] Right now? – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: I started talking with Dennis Wilburn about your renegotiation. Rod: Talking. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Cris Carter... I smoke all these fools. They are making the big sweet dollars. They are making the... kwan, and you are talking. Jerry: Kwan. That's your word? Rod: Yeah, man, it means love, respect, community... and the dollars too. The whole package. The kwan. Jerry: Great word. Tao? Rod: No, I air-dry. Jerry: Rod, I say this with great respect, but those players you mentioned are marquee players... Rod: Marquee?!? Jerry: Here's what I'm saying. This is a renegotiation. We want more from them, so let's show them more from us. Let's show them your pure joy of the game, let's bury the attitude a little, let's show them -- Rod: You're telling me to dance. Jerry: No, I'm saying to be -- Rod: "Love me love me love me... put me on t.v." That's the iconography of racism, man! Jerry: Rod, I'm not a racist. I'm telling you to be the best version of you, to get back to the guy who first started playing this game. Way back when you were a kid. It wasn't just about the money, was it?...Was it? Rod: Do your job, man, don't tell me to dance. Jerry: Fine. Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Rod: I'm an athlete, not an entertainer. These are the ABC's of ME. Get it? I do not dance. Breathe! Breathe, Jerry. Jerry: I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be me. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, okay?! God. Help me! Help me, Rod. Help me help you. Help me help you. Help me help you. I'm sorry. Rod: You are hanging on by a very thin thread. And I dig that about you! No contract? I'll help me, I'll help you, help everybody! That's my man. Jerry: Hey, I'm happy to entertain you. Rod: Help me! Help me! Jerry: See you in Los Angeles. Rod: Jerry. Come on, man. See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fighting. I think we're talking. Unless you love everybody, you can't sell anybody. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dorothy: Maybe I am taking advantage. Am I a bad person? All I know is that I found someone who was charming and popular and not-so-nice to me -- and he died. Okay? So why should I let this guy go, when everything in my body says this one is the one. Laurel: Easy, hon, I was just looking for fun details -- Dorothy: Oh, well, why didn't you say so? And oh, I don't know if you're interested in this detail, but I was just about to tell you that I love him. I love him, and I don't care what you think. I love him for the man he wants to be, and I love him for the man he almost is. I love him. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Looking over an inadequate contract offer] Jerry: I'll go back to them. Marcee: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?! I'm sorry. I'm just a little pregnant right now. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: Can I ask you a question totally unrelated to your career? Rod: Oh, we gonna be friends now? Jerry: What do you know about dating a single mother? Rod: Oh I know plenty. I was raised by a single mother. Jerry: Tell me, because it's been a month, and she's about to take another job in San Diego. Rod: First, single mothers don't "date." They have been to the circus, you know what I'm saying? They have been to the puppet show and they have seen the strings. You love her? Jerry: How do I know? Rod: You know when you know. It makes you shiver, it eats at your insides. You know? Jerry: No, I don't know. Rod: Then you gotta have The Talk. Jerry: But I sure don't like that she's leaving. Rod: Well, that ain't fair to her. A single mother, that's a sacred thing, man. Jerry: The kid is amazing. Rod: No. A real man does not shoplift the pootie from a single mom. Jerry: I didn't "shoplift the pootie." We were thrown together and -- I mean it's two mutual people who -- Alright, I shoplifted the pootie. Rod: Shame on you. Shame on you. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: I have a question for you, Rod: are we really friends? Rod: Why not? Jerry: I mean, because, friends can tell each other anything if we have our "friends" hats on, right? Rod: I think so. Jerry: All right. I'll tell you why you don't have your $10 million yet. Right now, you are a paycheck player. You play with your head, not your heart. In your personal life, heart. But when you get on the field, it's all about what you didn't get, who's to blame, who under threw the pass, who's got the contract you don't, who's not giving you your love. And you know what? That is not what inspires people. That is not what inspires people. Just shut up and play the game. Play it from your heart, and you know what? I will show you the quan. And that's the truth, man! That's the truth. Can you handle it? It's just a question between friends, you know? Oh, and when they call you "shrimp", I'm the one who defends you! Rod: I don't want to be friends no more. Jerry: Fine. Rod: And quit using that word, "quan", that's my word! Jerry: I'll see you in L.A. Rod: No heart... no heart? I'M ALL HEART, MOTHERFUCKER! – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dorothy: I took advantage of you and worst of all, I'm not alone. I did this with a kid. I was just on some ride where I thought I was in 1ove enough for both of us. I did this. And at least I can do something about it now. Jerry: Well -- I'm not the guy who's going to run. I stick. Dorothy: I don't need you to "stick." Jerry: What do you want from me? My soul? Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much. Jerry: What if I'm just not built that way? Dorothy: I think we made a mistake here. Jerry: What if it's true? "Great at friendship bad at intimacy." I mean, come on. It's the theme of my bachelor party film -- Dorothy: I know. I watched it. I sort of know it by heart. Jerry: I don't like to give up. Dorothy: Oh please. My need to make the best of things, and your need to be what, "responsible"... if one of us doesn't say something now we might lose ten years being polite about it. Why don't we call this next road trip what it is. A nice long break. Jerry: What about Ray? Dorothy: There's no question you'll be friends. Of course you'll be friends. Jerry: So this break... is a break-up. Dorothy: Come on, Jerry. You know this isn't easy for me. I mean, on the surface, you'd almost think everything was fine. See, I've got this great guy who loves my kid -- and he sure does like me a lot. I can't live that way. It's not the way I'm built. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Alright. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there, I'll do it alone. And now I just... I don't know...but our little company had a good night tonight. A really big night. But it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, I love you. You complete me. And I just— Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Spaceley: I never should've put that dummy Jetson in charge of an operation this important. When I get home, I'll get a new vice president. [the Jetsons, Astro, Teddy 2, Fergie, Apollo Blue, Squet and some of the Grungies all rise up into the plant from the ore asteroid below by elevator] George: [angrily] You've already got a vice president. Mr. Spaceley: Jetson? George: That's right, Mr. Spacely, that "dummy" George Jetson. Mr. Spaceley: What do you think you're doing? George: Turning off the plant before you do any more damage! Mr. Spaceley: Stay away from this button! That's an order! George: No, sir, Mister Spacely! Mr. Spaceley: What? George: I said, "No, sir, Mister Spacely!" [everyone cheers] By gosh, that felt good. – Jetsons: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Spaceley: What'll I do? What'll I do? I can lick this problem, but how? Think, Spacely, think. First I need someone to replace that Throttlebottom. But who? [yells into the intercom] Gertrude! Gertrude: [she comes in] Yes, Mr. Spacely? Mr. Spaceley: Take a problem. [Gertrude begins typing] We need one: A worker who's total loyalt is to Spacely Sprockets. And, of course, to me: President, CEO, and all-around sweetiepie. Two: someone expendable. [his image comes up on Gertrude's computer screen] Very funny. Three: Smoeone who will work for peanuts. Four: Not too bright. And Five: Someone who can push a button. That's it! Ok, what have you got? Gertrude: It's thinking, Mr. Spacely. It's thinking. [the screen flashes a lot of images until it comes to George's picture] Mr. Spaceley: Jetson? I wouldn't choose Jetson even if Spacely Sprockets was going bankrupt! If I needed a transfusion! If I lost my stockholders! My home! If I were penniless! [calms down] Penniless? Gertrude: He is expendable. Mr. Spaceley: Perfect! – Jetsons: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[the bore driller is operational while the Jetsons, Astro, Teddy 2, Fergie, Apollo Blue, Squet and the Grungies are still underground and motioning to the Jetsons] Squet: Come on, come on, come on! [the ground starts to give way under his feet] Elroy: Oh no! Squet! [grabs Squet's hand] Hang on! [the ceiling crumbles over their heads, knocking them down over a edge] Jane: [severly overwhelmed, as fearing of loosing Elroy to possible death] ELROY! [Everyone works together to move rocks. The Grungies form a 'human' chain to save Elroy and Squek as George and Jane look at each other with conerned looks on their faces. The Grungies pull a dirty Elroy, who is holding Squet, out from the caved in area] Teddy 2: He's got Squet! George: Elroy! [picks up Elroy and Squet] Oh thank God you're safe son. Jane: [Takes Elroy into her arms from George] Oh Elroy, darling. I was afraid. [crying with relief over Elroy's safety] I was so afraid. Elroy: I'm OK, mom, I'm OK. Squet's OK, too. [he slaps hands with Squet and the Grungies chant Squets name] George: [to the grungies] Thanks to all of you. [the Grungies cheer] C'mon everybody. We've got to stop the drilling! C'mon! [Everyone runs off] – Jetsons: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Spaceley: Now what, Jetson? What is this time? George: Just another little glitch, Mr. Spaceley! Mr. Spaceley: Another little glitch, huh? George: [shakes the Sprocket off his nose] Yes, sir. Mr. Spaceley: I think I know what that glitch is, Jetson, and I'm looking at him! – Jetsons: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Spaceley: [to Rudy 2] Where's Jetson, and why is the plant shut down? Rudy 2: It's the middle of the night, sir. Mr. Spaceley: Machines don't sleep. Start it up! Every second lost means money lost. And money lost means I scream a lot! – Jetsons: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rudy 2: There's something going on here, George, the two sprockett lockers were unscrewed from the lock sprockett sockets. George: Say that again. Rudy 2: I can't. – Jetsons: The Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Slate: Flintstone, You, Rubble, and Your weirdo Cousin GET OUT OF MY SIGHT FOREVER! Barney: Uh, Fred, does this mean we're fired again? Fred: GRRR! – The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Barbara Whitfield: You must have smiled at someone the way you smile at me. People should be careful of that smile. People should be careful of a lot of things about you. Howard Malloy: You know, even angels can get their wings clipped. Barbara Whitfield: You got scissors for my wings? – Jigsaw Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Angelo Agostini: Maybe you better get out of town. Maybe you better really go away for a while. Mmmm! Take a little trip. Barbara Whitfield: Would you miss me? Angelo Agostini: Like my last breath! – Jigsaw Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pet shop owner: [carrying a striped cat] Perhaps you'd like this little lady, Miss Whitfield. Barbara Whitfield: [holding a black cat] No. Thank you. This is the one. Does he have a name? Pet shop owner: Yes, it's Bennie - Benvenuto, really. Barbara Whitfield: Hmmm. I used to have a cat they called Hadrian the Seventh. We ended up calling him Harry. – Jigsaw Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Barbara Whitfield: Why did you come over to me at that party, Howard? Howard Malloy: Because you were the only person who didn't look like you belonged there. Barbara Whitfield: Really? I belong anywhere I'm wanted! Howard Malloy: Do you? Barbara Whitfield: Don't I? – Jigsaw Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Barbara Whitfield: [Changing behind a dressing screen] Is this visit business or pleasure? Howard Malloy: Right now it's your business and my pleasure. – Jigsaw Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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