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Wolf Boss:
Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!

Po:
Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder! Why there are.. so.. many.. signs? Come here! I like to squash.. Yes! Taste of the defeat. Let me tell you something.. Next time you miss with a panda, you better bring a whole...

Wolf Boss:
Guess no body told you; If you miss with a wolve.. You'll get the fangs. I hit you twice.. what are you gonna do now?

Po:
We surrender!

Crane:
You could chain my body but you will never chain my.. warrior spirit.

Po:
They don't forget the little guy!

Mantis:
Did you just called me..

Tigress:
Po, what're you doing?

Po:
Trust me, I gotta a... pla..ww! No way! Eight point akupressur cuffs! Just like the one that held Tailong, the more you move the tier they get.. These are the best cuffs.

Shen:
Greetings, panda. At last we meet. No. No, no, no.. We meet at last! Yes! That's it! Greetings, panda. We meet at..

Soothsayer:
You are afraid for a reason.

Shen:
I'm not afraid. He's coming to me in chains. Have anyone should be afraid?

Soothsayer:
You!

Shen:
Don't you, little sick goat!

Kung Fu Panda 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Po:
[after Shen shows off his Feathers, causing Po to have another vision about the Massacre of the Pandas] You-- you were there.

Shen:
Yes. Yes, I was. [escapes]

Kung Fu Panda 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Master Storming Ox:
Oh.. You! What did you do? It's chaos up there. What happened to stopping Shen?

Po:
Yeah.. Guys, come on! Give me a little credit. I meant for him, to get away. 'Cause.. It's a trick. There's a lot! I was thinking, of.. figure out his plan.. more.

Mantis:
That makes, no sense.

Po:
What you mean? What you mean? It sure does.

Tigress:
Po, the truth! You had Shen. What happened?

Po:
What're you talking about? What're you.. I don't know, what are you talking about? Uh.. Yeah! Ahh.. You got me of course.

Tigress:
The truth! Fine! They'll keep you far from danger.

Master Croc:
Realist far!

Po:
What?

Tigress:
You're staying here.

Po:
Wa.. Wait! I have to go back..

Tigress:
You are staying here.

Po:
I'm going. And you can't stop me! Okay, I wasn't ready that time.

Viper:
Guys, don't!

Tigress:
Ready!

Po:
Look!

Viper:
Stay down!

Po:
I have to get to him.

Tigress:
Then, tell me why.

Po:
He was there. Okay? The peacock was there, the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened. Where I came from. Who I am. Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.

Viper:
Tigress.. No!

Tigress:
The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend, be killed. We're going.

Crane:
Hey! Maybe you can't watch me be killed.

Tigress:
Stop it one wing.

Monkey:
And.. She's back!

Master Storming Ox:
Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.

Shen:
[triumphantly] You were wrong, Soothsayer! [wields sword] We sail to victory tonight. Your magic panda is clearly a fool!

Soothsayer:
[angrily] Are you certain it is the panda that is a fool?! You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen!

Shen:
A trivial sacrifice... [sticks the sword's tip into a nearby fire, then pokes the burning tip to a map of China, which bursts into a spreading flame] when all of China is my reward.

Soothsayer:
Then will you finally be satisfied? Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?

Shen:
[sneers] It's a start. I might also convert the basement into a dungeon.

[Her anger spent, Soothsayer approaches the peacock, who is standing at the balcony with his back to her.]

Soothsayer:
The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.

Shen:
[chuckles] Why on Earth would I do that?

Soothsayer:
So your parents can rest in peace.

Shen:
[bitterly] My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They-- they wronged me. And... I will make it right.

Soothsayer:
[sadly] They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.

Shen:
[pause] The dead exist in the past. And I must attend to the future. [to his gorilla guard] Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.

Soothsayer:
[heartbroken] Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness.

Shen:
Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.

[The gorilla guard leads the Soothsayer out]

Kung Fu Panda 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Shen:
Why aren't we firing?!

Wolf Boss:
They're taking out our gunners, sir! They're getting close!

[Shen sees Po marching at him]

Shen:
Fire! FIRE AT THEM!

Wolf Boss:
But, sir, we'll kill our own!

Shen:
[shouting] I SAID FIRE AT THEM! FIRE!

[Po keeps fighting the wolves, Wolf Boss looks at Shen then flings down his torch]

Wolf Boss:
[last words before his death] No.

[Shen kills Wolf Boss with one of his knifes]

Kung Fu Panda 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Po destroys Shen's weapons]

Shen:
[trying to catch his breath] H-- how did you... how did you do it?

Po:
[shrugs] You know, you just gotta keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose--

Shen:
Not that! How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything! I-I-- I scarred you for life!

Po:
See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.

Shen:
No, they don't. Wounds heal.

Po:
Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?

Shen:
I don't care what scars do.

Po:
You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

Shen:
[last words before his death] You're right. Then I choose THIS!

[A duel ensues between them, lasting until Shen is crushed to death by his own cannon; Po is flung off the boat and into the water. Everyone watches worriedly; Po emerges]

Po:
Whew... [looks at the dock next to him]

Tigress:
[appears and helps him up] That... was pretty hardcore.

Kung Fu Panda 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mother Pig:
What do you mean he's not here?! It's my son's birthday! All he wanted was to meet the Dragon Warrior!

Mr. Ping:
How about some tofu birthday cake, instead?

Mother Pig:
You know what... we'll try again some other time. When do you think he'll be back?

[The words break Mr. Ping's heart. Before they know it, he's in tears]

Mr. Ping:
I don't know, okay?! I DON'T KNOW! Maybe never! I mean, I worry, okay, I'm his dad... or at least I was his dad... [flings himself across the table] Why did he have to go and save China...? I know why, but why? [sniffs] My little panda...

[The mother pig's son starts laughing; Mr. Ping gets up, turns around and sees Po with two radish baskets. Mr. Ping approaches Po and hugs him]

Mr. Ping:
So, how did it go, did you save China?

Po:
Yep.

Mr. Ping:
I knew you would... that's why I had these new posters made... [He pulls out a poster of Po] "My son saved China. You too can save, buy one dumpling get one free!"

Po:
Hey, that's a pretty good deal. But first... [sets down the baskets] ...There's something I should tell you. [Mr. Ping gulps] While I was gone... I found the village where I was born... I found out how I ended up in that radish basket.

Mr. Ping:
You did?

Po:
I know who I am.

Mr. Ping:
[Barely speaking] You do?

Po:
I'm your son. [The two embrace] I love you, dad.

Mr. Ping:
I love you too, son. Delicious fat radishes. You're probably hungry. Let me cook something for you.

Po:
What are you talking about? I'll cook.

Mr. Ping:
No, no. I'll cook.

Po:
Dad?!

Mr. Ping:
It's the least I can do. You saved China!

Po:
No.. It's the least I can do. You raised me!

Mr. Ping:
Po?

Po:
Dad?

Mr. Ping:
Po!

Po:
Okay! Let's both cook. Together.

Mr. Ping:
Together. No. I'll cook!

[Last line; in a location far from the Valley of Peace, a large circular shape is sitting in a shrine. It gets up and is revealed to be a male panda]

Li Shan:
My son is alive. [steps out of the shrine and looks down upon a small farming village, which is populated by pandas just like himself. The pandas below catch his gaze]

Kung Fu Panda 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[first lines, Grand Master Oogway meditates in the Spirit Realm...]

Oogway:
Inner peace... inner peace... [a peach blossom petal lands on his nose] Itchy nose... [gently blows the petal away, but as he breathes in, it flies back into his nostril; he sneezes, and it flies off] Finally, inner peace... [sensing a blade coming at him] Now what? [catches the blade with eyes still closed...as he opens them, he sees a second blade coming. Using the first, he deflects both back to their owner...] Kai, old friend.

Kai:
[catches the returning blades] Master Oogway.

Oogway:
[bewildered] Our battle ended 500 years ago!

Kai:
Well, now I'm ready for a rematch.

Oogway:
Took you long enough! [laughs]

[Angered, Kai charges at Oogway, cutting through the floating rocks between them; Oogway manages to dodge]

Oogway:
You've grown stronger. [draws a symbol with his chi energy and launches it at Kai, who is unharmed]

Kai:
500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two. [indicates his collection of jade pendants] I have taken the chi of every Master here!

Oogway:
[gasps, horrified] No!

Kai:
Yes! And soon, I will have your power, too!

Oogway:
When will you realize, the more you take, the less you have? [Anchoring himself with his chainblades, Kai smashes two floating rocks together on top of Oogway, whose chi shield dissipates; the chains wrap around Oogway, and he begins to petrify into jade]

Kai:
With your chi, I will finally be able to return to the mortal world. [pulls the chains holding up his green swords] And this time, you won't be there to stop me.

Oogway:
[warmly] Ahh... it was never my destiny to stop you. I have set another on that path. [Oogway petrifies completely, and his chi is absborbed by Kai; all that remains of Oogway is a small jade pendant]

Kai:
Then I will find him... and take his chi, too.

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Po:
Who are you?

Li Shan:
[muffling]: Li Shan.

Po:
What?

Shan:
[swallows] I'm Li Shan. I'm looking for my son. [everybody gasps]

Po:
You lost your son?

Li:
Yes. Many years ago.

Po:
I lost my father.

Li:
I'm very sorry.

Po:
Thank you. [pause]

Li:
Well, good luck to you.

Po:
You too. I hope you find your son.

Li:
And I hope you find your father. [they both walk off, everyone face palms] Son? Oh, my gosh, it is you! Well, don’t just stand there. Give your old man a hug.

Po:
I can’t believe it. You’re alive.

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[When Po is warned by Tigress that Kai is coming to the Panda Village, he walks up to his father]

Po:
You need to teach me the secret chi technique now!

Li:
No, no. I'm afraid you need more time. [to the pandas] Everyone, go get your things!

Po:
I don't have more time! I need to learn it now!

Li:
Sorry, you're not ready. [to the pandas] Pack everything!

Po:
I am ready!

Li:
Not quite.

Po:
[follows him on the bridge] What are you talking about? I've done everything you've asked. I've mastered napping, sleeping in, hammocks, hot tubs. I am totally at one with my panda parts! Why can't you show me now!?

Li:
Because I don't know it!

Po:
[becomes shocked at what he said] You... what?

Li:
I don't know it, okay? No one does! Maybe we used to, but... but not anymore.

Po:
You lied?

Li:
No, I... Yes.

Po:
Why?

Li:
To save your life! I find out some blade-swinging maniac was coming for you. What am I supposed to do, just let that happen?!

Po:
Yes! I'm the Dragon Warrior, facing maniacs! That's my job, but because of you, I left the valley unprotected. I left my friends unprotected, and now they're all... They're all... (They're all gone.)

Li:
(I know.) And you would have been, too! I lost you once, I am not going to lose you again. I can't. [tries to take Po to his hut, but he pulls away from him] (Po?)

Po:
You just did. [storms off]

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tigress:
This isn't going to work.

Po:
It has to.

Tigress:
You're not thinking straight.

Po:
I am!

Tigress:
[kicks his feet] You're not.

Po:
I am.

Tigress:
No.

Po:
Yes, I am.

Tigress:
No, I've seen Kai. I see what he can do.

Po:
But he hasn't seen what I can do. [Po does the Wuxi Finger Hold again, just like in the first film]

Tigress:
[confused] The Wuxi Finger Hold?

Po:
(What?) It's my best move. I just have to get to Kai, grab his finger, and then, skadoosh, back to the spirit realm.

Tigress:
[squeezes his hand] He has an army of jade warriors. Everything they see, he sees. So, there's no sneaking up on him. [pushes him down] He'll never get close enough.

Po:
It's gonna work. [gets up, but Tigress puts him down and puts her feet on him]

Tigress:
He can only be stopped by a master of chi.

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kai:
Who are you?

Po:
I've been asking the same question - am I the son of a panda, the son of a goose, a student, a teacher? Turns out... I'm all of them. [creates a Dragon avatar with his chi] I am the Dragon Warrior. Get it?! See the giant dragon? [laughs] Get ready to feel the thunder! Whoa! This is awesome!

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[with Oogway's chi, Kai departs the Spirit Realm, and appears in a field; 2 farmers, a rabbit and a goose, cower in fear at him]

Kai:
What is this place?

Rabbit:
[uneasily] Uh... my brother's farm?

Kai:
Ah. If I stepped on you, would you die? [both cower; the goose, terrified, lays a pile of eggs]

Rabbit:
Y-yes...

Kai:
The Mortal Realm. [to the jade pendant of Oogway around his neck] You hear that, Oogway? I'm back! KAI HAS RETURNED!

Rabbit and Goose:
[confused] Who?

Kai:
Kai. General Kai, supreme Warlord of all China!

Goose:
I don't know.

Kai:
The Jade Slayer, Master of Pain, You may know me as "the Beast of Vengeance". [still no reaction] Uh... Maker of Widows?

Goose:
Huh?

Kai:
(Still nothing?) [exasperated] Okay, I used to work with Oogway--

Rabbit and Goose:
Oh, Master Oogway!

Goose:
He was a great warrior!

Rabbit:
We've heard of Master Oogway, he's a--

Kai:
[cutting them off] Okay, okay, enough, SILENCE!!!

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Outside an abandoned ship, after Masters Bear and Croc have run in to confront Kai]

Mantis:
You gotta get in there.

Crane:
But Master Shifu said–

Mantis:
You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken is going in there, and he's a chicken! [Master Chicken clucks, pulls out his wing blades and runs inside the abandoned ship]

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At the Jade Palace, an arrow with a scroll flies towards the courtyard, but is caught in midair by Monkey; a number of other arrows surround Shifu as he reads another scroll]

Monkey:
It's from the Eastern Province! [hands Shifu the arrow]

Shifu:
Master Lizard, Master Ox, Master Eagle... all of them. [snaps the arrow in half] In every village from the sea to here, every Master in China has vanished.

Monkey:
Maybe they are all at a party?

Viper:
Monkey!

Monkey:
I didn't get invited either.

Shifu:
Kai has taken their chi. We are all that stand between him and the knowledge Oogway left in our care. [to Tigress] The villagers, evacuated?

Tigress:
Done, Master.

Shifu:
Crane, Mantis?

Tigress:
Still nothing.

Viper:
[gasps] Wait, it's them! [Crane and Mantis fly in...but on closer look, they're both jade zombies]

Shifu:
[horrified] No! [the jade Crane and Mantis land in front of Shifu and the others - as a large figure emerges in the mist, blades whirling in his hands] Kai!

Kai:
[looks at the giant statue of Master Oogway] Nice. Very tacky.

Shifu:
How dare you set foot on these grounds?!

Kai:
[sneering] Look at you pathetic fools, groveling at the feet of Oogway the Magnificent.

Tigress:
You are not fit to speak his name!

Kai:
I am not fit, little kitten? [Tigress growls and tries to lunge at Kai but Shifu holds her back] I fought by his side. I loved him like a brother... and he betrayed me. [calmly] Well, now I will destroy... [shouting] ...Everything he has created!

Shifu:
Go! [All friends fighting attack at Kai]

Tigress:
How that for a little kitten?

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Monkey:
Mantis! It is me, your bestie!

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Po prepares to use the Wuxi Finger Hold to send Kai back to the Spirit Realm]

Po:
Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the spirit realm. Skadoosh! [flexes his pinkie, nothing happens] OK... That didn't work, let me try one more time. Skadoosh! Skadoosh, skadoosh...! What the...?

Kai:
Hold on, wait! It's working! No, no! [retches, then laughs] No, it's not. Did Oogway teach you that little trick? Too bad. It only works on mortals, and I... am a spirit warrior.

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[final confrontation in the Spirit Realm]

Kai:
It took me 500 years to take Oogway's chi. I will have yours if it takes me 500 more!

Po:
[makes "chit-chat" gestures; his dragon avatar mimics the movement] Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chit-chat! [Furious, Kai charges at Po, who begins to charge his chi energy] You want my chi so bad? Then take it! [channels his chi into Kai]

Kai:
[last words before his death] Yes! The power... is mine! [the jade pendants, the chi he has collected from the Masters, begin to break away from him] Wait! No! It's too much! It's TOO MUCH!! NO! UGH!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [Kai begins to glow, overloaded with power, as the pendant of Oogway floats away from him] Nooooo!!! [In a flash of light, Kai is destroyed; back in the panda village, the jade pendant of Master Bear emerges from the spirit realm and shatters, releasing him]

Master Bear:
[in combat stance] Who, huh, where'd he go? [Masters Chicken and Croc are returned as well, followed by Shifu, Crane, Monkey, Mantis, and Viper]

Viper:
We're back!

Monkey:
Besties!

Mantis:
I'm still green, it didn't work! Oh, wait, that's my normal green.

Lei Lei [grabs Mantis, makes him do "kissy face" with Po's Tigress action figure] Greenie baby!

Mantis:
No! Not a baby! Antenna of Fear! Antenna of Fear...

Li Shan:
What about Po?

Tigress:
Have you seen Po?

Viper:
No... he's not here.

Mr. Ping:
[worried] Po, Po? Why isn't he back?

[In the Spirit Realm, after destroying Kai, Po floats away; the jade pendant containing Oogway's chi shatters, restoring him]

Oogway:
Dragon Warrior.

Po:
Oogway? Whoa! [floats right into the water, and then back up] I can't believe it! [Oogway laughs] Whoa... you are extra shiny.

Oogway:
As are you.

Po:
I know, right? It's like the best cape ever. When I run with it, then it looks really cool.

Oogway:
It suits you. You've grown.

Po:
Yeah, gotta lay off the Panda Buffet.

Oogway:
Grown up... [chuckles] ...As I hoped you would when I sent the message to your (real) father.

Po:
(It was you?) You sent the universe mail. Whoa!

Oogway:
Yes. Because the universe needed you.

Po:
Me? W-why me?

Oogway:
You finally became the panda you were always meant to be.

Po:
But... how'd you know I could?

Oogway:
On the first day we met. I saw the future of kung fu... [flashback to the first movie, Oogway choosing him as the Dragon Warrior] ...And the past. [flashback to Oogway learning chi from the ancient pandas] I saw the panda who could unite them both. That is why I chose you, Po. Both sides of the yin and yang... and my true successor.

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Po returns to the mortal world]

Po:
Dad. Dad. Dads!

Li and Mr. Ping:
Son!

[Li Shan and Mr. Ping runs to Po and hugs him]

Mr. Ping:
Don't you go disappearing in petals ever again.

Li Shan:
We thought we lost you.

Po:
No, you saved me. you all did. [Po looks at everybody and Big Fun laughs] Now, come on over here!

[Everyone runs to Po]

Big Fun:
Hugs!

[Tigress, Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis and the pandas hugs Po]

Po:
Master Shifu!

Shifu:
The student has truly become the teach– [sees Oogway's staff] Wait, where did you get that?

Po:
Oh, this. Oogway gave it to me in the Spirit Realm.

Shifu:
[sighs] Of course he did...

Po:
I think I've mastered chi.

Shifu:
[sighs again, facepalms] Of course you did... [looks at him hopefully] Can you teach me?

Kung Fu Panda 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Po and Shifu are racing each other up the palace stairs]

Master Shifu:
Are you ready?

Po:
Ready's my middle name!

[Po speeds off ahead, and beats Shifu to their destination:
the entrance doors to the Training Hall's courtyard. Po and Shifu put their backs to the door. Po pauses to catch his breath]

Po:
So what have we got? A gang of terrible rhinos? Crocs? Rabid wolves? Let's do it!

Master Shifu:
Be warned: This may be the toughest challenge you will ever have to face.

[Po chuckles in anticipation. Then he blasts into the courtyard with a flying kick]

Po:
Get ready to feel the THUNDA... eh?

[Instead of rabid wolves, the courtyard is full of rambunctious little rabbit children. Shifu follows Po inside]

Master Shifu:
Introduction to kung fu class.

[Po watches several children beating up a training dummy, which has been redesigned to look like Po. The real Po winces as one of the children delivers a flying kick to the dummy's head]

Po:
Can I use the Wuxi Finger Hold on them?

Master Shifu:
[pause] I'd try not to. Remember Po, each generation teaches the next one, and so the art of kung fu lives on; in you, and now in these... [A rabbit flies past them and crashes off-screen] uh... delightful children. [Shifu speeds outside]

Po:
What?

Master Shifu:
Good luck. [slams the doors shut, trapping Po inside]

[Not expecting this challenge at all, Po rushes to the door and sees Shifu walking away through a crack]

Po:
Wait a second! Master Shifu! Master Shi- come on! Auugh. [gulps and slowly approaches the students] Okay, if you'll just take a seat... er, hello? [The rabbits continue to play-fight] Hey, settle down now... [no response] Okay, er...

[Po spots a nearby gong and strikes it with a flying kick, getting the students' attention at last]

Po:
Get those cotton tails on the floor!

Rabbit Children:
The Dragon Warrior!

[The students rush over and sit on the floor in front of Po]

Po:
Thank you...

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Excited, Po spots a nearby silver sword on a stand and runs over to it]

Po:
Look, the sword Master Ox used to defeat the Macau Marauders! [He picks up the sword and plays with it a little bit] I had no idea it was so shiny!

Tigeress:
Put that back!

[Po puts the sword back and moves on to the bamboo staff standing next to it]

Po:
And the staff Master Rhino used to liberate the village of Wenshen! [He playfully swings the staff around as if fighting off villains] I had no idea it was so staffy!

Mantis:
Staffy?

[Po puts the staff back and spots a hanging purple cape with a white emblem]

Po:
No way! And the cape Master Croc used for... for... [He falters] Well I don't know what he used it for, but let me tell you something... it made him look really cool.

Tigress:
Goodnight Po!

[With Mantis on her shoulder, Tigress begins walking away. Po notices them leaving and runs after them]

Po:
Come on! How can you even think of going back to sleep when this close to.. [He suddenly gasps upon catching sight of a large black container, it's metal doors wide open to reveal an empty space] The Sarcophagus of Su Wu!

[Tigress and Mantis glance at Po in confusion]

Tigress:
Su what?

Po:
Wu!

Mantis:
Who?

Po:
Su Wu!

Tigress:
Who's Su?

Mantis:
No clue!

Po:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... you haven't heard of the Wu Sisters?

[Tigress and Mantis shrug]

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr Woodruff:
You know why I like to teach children, Jack? So I don't get so wrapped up in being an adult. So I can remember there are other things that are important in life - like riding a bike, playing in a treehouse, splashing in water with your good shoes on. And you my friend were my most special student, and, until recently, you were everything I ever wanted in a student. You were a shooting star amongst ordinary stars. Have you ever seen a shooting star, Jack?

Jack:
No...

Mr Woodruff:
It's wonderful. It passes quickly, but while it's here it just lights up the whole sky - it's the most beautiful thing you'd ever want to see. So beautiful that the other stars stop and watch. You almost never see one.

Jack:
Why?

Mr Woodruff:
Because they're very rare - quite rare - but I saw one. I did.

Jack:
I just want to be a regular star.

Mr Woodruff:
Jack, you'll never be regular. You're spectacular.

Jack  Movie Quote

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Kari:
Okay, we're going to come things down a bit and look at flash cards; won't that be fire?

[Kari begins playing tug-o-war with Jack-Jack over a flash card. Kari wins and holds the card up]

Kari:
Triangle.

[Jack-Jack smiles at her and makes a triangle with his hands and coos]

Kari:
Good, house.

[Jack-Jack smiles at her again and makes another triangle with his hands and coos again]

Kari:
Campfire.

[Jack-Jack looks at the card and bursts into flame]

Jack-Jack Attack  Movie Quote

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Kari:
[pitch black] Wow, in started.

[Rick Dicker turns the light on]

Kari:
Wow! And now it's too braid!

Agent Rick Dicker:
Seventy-two Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please.

Kari:
Kari McKeen. It's Arianna, of steam, and an "ah" instead of an egg, only one R, and a night instead of a nile.

Agent Rick Dicker:
Tell me about the incident.

Kari:
Well... It staring out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reason of the personal. [cut to the Incredible household, where Kari is talking on the phone with Elastigirl] Mrs. Star, I can totally Randall anything this baby shout. [turns to Jack-Jack] Can't I, little boo boo? Who can piglet?

[The airplane's alarm is heard on the other end of the line, and the call disconnects]

Kari:
Uh Mrs... Mrs. Star? Olives, she knows you're in good hands. [hangs up] Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

Jack-Jack Attack  Movie Quote

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[The doorbell rings. Kari rushes to door, exhausted]

Syndrome:
Is this the Parr residence?

Kari:
[maniacally] Yes! I'm Kari - the baby dinner!

Syndrome:
Well, hello, Kari. I'm-

Kari:
You're my replacement, thank heavens you've come! What's the "S" stand for?

Syndrome:
Four... sitter! Yeah, sitter. I was originally going to have the initials for babysitter but then I'd be going around with a big BS and you can understand why I couldn't do that.

Jack-Jack Attack  Movie Quote

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