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[Jeremiah and Bear Claw hunt elk] Jeremiah Johnson: Wind's right, but he'll just run soon as we step out of these trees. Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Trick to it. Step out on this side of your horse. Jeremiah Johnson: What if he sees our feet? Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Elk don't know how many feet a horse has! No, you durn fool, slide it up over the saddle. – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Jeremiah and Caleb find Del Gue buried to his neck in sand] Jeremiah Johnson: Are you all right? Del Gue: I got a fine horse under me! [sneezes] Got one of them feathers in my nose. Jeremiah Johnson: Keep sneezing, it'll come out all right. Haven't seen anyone pass by recent, have you? Del Gue: Nobody's gone in front of me. Can't say what's happened behind me, though. Jeremiah Johnson: Indians put you here? Del Gue: T'weren't Mormons! A chief, name of Mad Wolf. Nice fella, don't talk a hell of a lot. Say, you wouldn't have an extra hat on you, would you? Shade's getting' scarce in these parts. Jeremiah Johnson: What'd you shave your head for? Del Gue: Mad Wolf figures like every other Indian I know, says this scalp ain't fit for no decent man's lodgepole. Ain't the first time I've protected my head in such a way. Name's Del Gue, with an "e". – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Bear Claw and Jeremiah Johnson meet again after not seeing each other for a long time.] Bear Claw: What's on the spit? Jeremiah Johnson: Grown particular? Bear Claw: Not about feedin' just the company I keep. [Jeremiah tosses him a rabbits leg] Thank you, kindly. Bear Claw: You've come far, pilgrim. Jeremiah Johnson: Feels like far. Bear Claw: Were it worth the trouble? Jeremiah Johnson: [painfully] Ah, what trouble? Bear Claw: You cook good rabbit pilgrim. Cold up here. Jeremiah Johnson: What brings you up so high? Bear Claw: Grizz! Jeremiah Johnson: Uh, Grizz. Bear Claw: Avalanche took the cabin, lost my mule. We swum out of it. No matter, there weren't no Grizz left anyway. Jeremiah Johnson: You wouldn't happen to know what month of the year it is? Bear Claw: Why no, I truly wouldn't. I'm sorry, pilgrim. Winter's a long time going? Jeremiah Johnson: [exhausted] Ah. Bear Claw: Stays long this high. Jeremiah Johnson: March. Maybe, April. Bear Claw: March maybe. I don't believe April. [rising to depart] March is a green muddy month down below, some folks like it, FARMERS mostly. You've done well to keep so much hair when so many's after it. I hope that you fare well. – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Del Gue: I ain't never seen 'em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills, and the Alps is for children to climb! Keep good care of your hair! These here is God's finest scupturings! And there ain't no laws for the brave ones! And there ain't no asylums for the crazy ones! And there ain't no churches, except for this right here! And there ain't no priests excepting the birds. By God, I are a mountain man, and I'll live 'til an arrow or a bullet finds me. And then I'll leave my bones on this great map of the magnificent . . . – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jeremiah Johnson: Who are they? Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Probably Crow. If'n they catch us, they'll steal our horses. Jeremiah Johnson: Why? Bear Claw Chris Lapp: It's their territory, they figure we're tresspassin'. [an arrow flies by Bear Claw's head and sticks in a tree] Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Yep, Crow. A fella by the name of Paints-His-Shirt-Red. That's his sign. Just stand still. [Paints His Shirt Red approaches. Bear Claw pulls arrow from tree and hands it back] – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Jeremiah and Del have killed the Indians that stole Del's horse and gear] Del Gue: Don't you want any of these? Jeremiah Johnson: What? Del Gue: Scalps! Jeremiah Johnson: [Shaken by the incident] No. Del Gue: Well, Mother Gue never raised such a foolish child! [Pulls his knife and begins scalping the Indians] – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Del and Jeremiah have run into a Flathead scouting party] Del Gue: He wants to know if you are the great warrior who avenges the crazy women that lives in the Wolf Tail Valley. She's big medicine. You are too, if you be that man. Jeremiah Johnson: [the Indian begins talking in a very loud voice] What's he shoutin' for? Del Gue: Scared of ya. – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Can you skin Griz, pilgrim? Jeremiah Johnson: I can skin most anything. Bear Claw Chris Lapp: You sure are cocky for a starvin' pilgrim. Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Well there she be. Go inside get yourself warm, get yourself something to eat. I've got a chore to finish. Now boy, are you sure that you can skin Griz? Jeremiah Johnson: I can skin'em as fast as you can catch'em. [Bear Claw runs through the cabin with a huge Grizzly Bear close behind and jumps out the back window.] Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Skin that pilgrim, and I'll get you another! – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Jeremiah has just killed a Crow warrior who has been stalking him] Del Gue: Is it always like this? One at the time? Jeremiah Johnson: Yep. Del Gue: Lucky they were Crow. Apache would have sent fifty at once. – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Jeremiah is being forced by the Flathead chief to marry an Indian girl] Jeremiah Johnson: Del Gue, I don't think this is a good idea. Del Gue: He may be a Christian and read the bible, but he's still an Indian and his rules is his rules. If you value your hair, you will get married! Now, when this is over you can take her to Fort Hawley and sell her, but you best take her my friend. Besides, maybe she ain't near bad. [after Jeremiah is introduced to The Swan by Two Tongues Lebeaux] Maybe you need her? Del Gue: You turn this down, and they'll slit you, me, Caleb and the horses from crotch to eyeball with a dull deer antler. – Jeremiah Johnson Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Navin: Navin R Johnson is a complex individual – The Jerk Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Avery: [while having sex] Don't ever stop fucking me! Jerry: Sooner or later, we'll have to stop. Avery: Never been better. Never better! Never better! Open your eyes. If you ever want me to be with another woman with you, I would do it. I'm not interested in it. There was a time, yes, it felt normal for me. But it was a phase. A college thing. Like torn Levis or law school for you. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rod: Now to recap, I want to stay in Arizona. I want my new contract. I like you, you're nice to my wife. Jerry: That's that's great. I'm really... happy. Rod: Are you listenin'? Jerry: Yes! Rod: This is what I'm gonna do for you: God bless you, Jerry. But this is what you gonna do for me, Jerry? Jerry: Yeah, what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you? Rod: It's something very personal, a very important thing. Hell! It's a family motto. Are you ready Jerry? I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Show! Me! The! Money! Jerry, it is such a pleasure to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry. Jerry: Show you the money. Rod: No, no. You can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line I bet you he can say it! Jerry: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the money. Rod: No! Not show you! Show me the money! Jerry: Show me the money! Rod: Yeah! Louder! Jerry: Show me the money! Rod: I need to feel you Jerry! Jerry: Show me the money! Show me the money! Rod: I love black people. Jerry: I love black people! Rod: Who's your motherfucker, Jerry? Jerry: You're my motherfucker! Show me the money! Rod: Uh! Congratulations, you're still my agent. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: Well, don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is just flip out! But let me just, let me just say, as I ease out of the office I helped build - I'm sorry, but it's a fact! - that there is such a thing as manners, a way of treating people. [pointing to an aquarium in the office] These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new company, and the fish will come with me. You can call me sentimental. The fish - they're coming with me. [nets one of the gold fishes and places it inside a baggie] Okay. If anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this God-forsaken business, and we will do it together. Who's comin' with me? Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me besides 'Flipper' here? This is embarrassing. Dorothy: [stands] I will go with you. [whispers to Jerry] Right now? – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: I started talking with Dennis Wilburn about your renegotiation. Rod: Talking. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Cris Carter... I smoke all these fools. They are making the big sweet dollars. They are making the... kwan, and you are talking. Jerry: Kwan. That's your word? Rod: Yeah, man, it means love, respect, community... and the dollars too. The whole package. The kwan. Jerry: Great word. Tao? Rod: No, I air-dry. Jerry: Rod, I say this with great respect, but those players you mentioned are marquee players... Rod: Marquee?!? Jerry: Here's what I'm saying. This is a renegotiation. We want more from them, so let's show them more from us. Let's show them your pure joy of the game, let's bury the attitude a little, let's show them -- Rod: You're telling me to dance. Jerry: No, I'm saying to be -- Rod: "Love me love me love me... put me on t.v." That's the iconography of racism, man! Jerry: Rod, I'm not a racist. I'm telling you to be the best version of you, to get back to the guy who first started playing this game. Way back when you were a kid. It wasn't just about the money, was it?...Was it? Rod: Do your job, man, don't tell me to dance. Jerry: Fine. Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Rod: I'm an athlete, not an entertainer. These are the ABC's of ME. Get it? I do not dance. Breathe! Breathe, Jerry. Jerry: I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be me. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, okay?! God. Help me! Help me, Rod. Help me help you. Help me help you. Help me help you. I'm sorry. Rod: You are hanging on by a very thin thread. And I dig that about you! No contract? I'll help me, I'll help you, help everybody! That's my man. Jerry: Hey, I'm happy to entertain you. Rod: Help me! Help me! Jerry: See you in Los Angeles. Rod: Jerry. Come on, man. See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fighting. I think we're talking. Unless you love everybody, you can't sell anybody. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dorothy: Maybe I am taking advantage. Am I a bad person? All I know is that I found someone who was charming and popular and not-so-nice to me -- and he died. Okay? So why should I let this guy go, when everything in my body says this one is the one. Laurel: Easy, hon, I was just looking for fun details -- Dorothy: Oh, well, why didn't you say so? And oh, I don't know if you're interested in this detail, but I was just about to tell you that I love him. I love him, and I don't care what you think. I love him for the man he wants to be, and I love him for the man he almost is. I love him. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Looking over an inadequate contract offer] Jerry: I'll go back to them. Marcee: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?! I'm sorry. I'm just a little pregnant right now. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: Can I ask you a question totally unrelated to your career? Rod: Oh, we gonna be friends now? Jerry: What do you know about dating a single mother? Rod: Oh I know plenty. I was raised by a single mother. Jerry: Tell me, because it's been a month, and she's about to take another job in San Diego. Rod: First, single mothers don't "date." They have been to the circus, you know what I'm saying? They have been to the puppet show and they have seen the strings. You love her? Jerry: How do I know? Rod: You know when you know. It makes you shiver, it eats at your insides. You know? Jerry: No, I don't know. Rod: Then you gotta have The Talk. Jerry: But I sure don't like that she's leaving. Rod: Well, that ain't fair to her. A single mother, that's a sacred thing, man. Jerry: The kid is amazing. Rod: No. A real man does not shoplift the pootie from a single mom. Jerry: I didn't "shoplift the pootie." We were thrown together and -- I mean it's two mutual people who -- Alright, I shoplifted the pootie. Rod: Shame on you. Shame on you. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: I have a question for you, Rod: are we really friends? Rod: Why not? Jerry: I mean, because, friends can tell each other anything if we have our "friends" hats on, right? Rod: I think so. Jerry: All right. I'll tell you why you don't have your $10 million yet. Right now, you are a paycheck player. You play with your head, not your heart. In your personal life, heart. But when you get on the field, it's all about what you didn't get, who's to blame, who under threw the pass, who's got the contract you don't, who's not giving you your love. And you know what? That is not what inspires people. That is not what inspires people. Just shut up and play the game. Play it from your heart, and you know what? I will show you the quan. And that's the truth, man! That's the truth. Can you handle it? It's just a question between friends, you know? Oh, and when they call you "shrimp", I'm the one who defends you! Rod: I don't want to be friends no more. Jerry: Fine. Rod: And quit using that word, "quan", that's my word! Jerry: I'll see you in L.A. Rod: No heart... no heart? I'M ALL HEART, MOTHERFUCKER! – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dorothy: I took advantage of you and worst of all, I'm not alone. I did this with a kid. I was just on some ride where I thought I was in 1ove enough for both of us. I did this. And at least I can do something about it now. Jerry: Well -- I'm not the guy who's going to run. I stick. Dorothy: I don't need you to "stick." Jerry: What do you want from me? My soul? Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much. Jerry: What if I'm just not built that way? Dorothy: I think we made a mistake here. Jerry: What if it's true? "Great at friendship bad at intimacy." I mean, come on. It's the theme of my bachelor party film -- Dorothy: I know. I watched it. I sort of know it by heart. Jerry: I don't like to give up. Dorothy: Oh please. My need to make the best of things, and your need to be what, "responsible"... if one of us doesn't say something now we might lose ten years being polite about it. Why don't we call this next road trip what it is. A nice long break. Jerry: What about Ray? Dorothy: There's no question you'll be friends. Of course you'll be friends. Jerry: So this break... is a break-up. Dorothy: Come on, Jerry. You know this isn't easy for me. I mean, on the surface, you'd almost think everything was fine. See, I've got this great guy who loves my kid -- and he sure does like me a lot. I can't live that way. It's not the way I'm built. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jerry: Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Alright. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there, I'll do it alone. And now I just... I don't know...but our little company had a good night tonight. A really big night. But it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, I love you. You complete me. And I just— Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello. – Jerry Maguire Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Godfrey of Ibelin: God has made us man. We must suffer all. I also have lost. Some say Jerusalem is the very center of the world for asking forgiveness. For myself, I call it here. Now. I knew your namesake. I knew your mother. To be courteous, I should say that it was against her objections. But I was the lord's brother and she had no choice. But I did not force her. I have forgiveness to ask of you. I am Godfrey, the Baron of Ibelin. I have one hundred men at arms in Jerusalem. If you come with me, you will have a living... and... you will have my thanks. There it is. Balian of Ibelin: Whoever you are, my lord... my place is here. Godfrey of Ibelin: What made it your place is now dead. You will never see me again. If you want anything of me, take it now. Balian of Ibelin: I want nothing. Godfrey of Ibelin: I am sorry for your troubles. God protect you. – Kingdom of Heaven Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Balian of Ibelin: What could a king ask of a man like me? Godfrey of Ibelin: A new world. A better world than has ever been seen. There, you are not what you are born but what you have it in yourself to be. A kingdom of conscience, of peace instead of war, love instead of hate. That is what lies in the end of a crusade. A kingdom of heaven. – Kingdom of Heaven Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Guy de Lusignan: If I had fought you when you were still capable of making bastards... Godfrey of Ibelin: I knew your mother when she was making hers. Fortunately you're too old to be one of mine. – Kingdom of Heaven Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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