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Emmet:
Oh, my G-O-S-H!

Wyldstyle:
[Wyldstyle throws Emmet a cowboy hat] Just put the hat on! Oh, and this, and this, and this, and this! [Emmet screams from inside the cowboys wagon she throws him a poncho, gun and a horse] And by the way, I have a boyfriend. [she turns and we see she's wearing an old fashioned western dress]

Emmet:
Uh, I'm not sure exactly why you bring that up.

Wyldstyle:
It's super serious and you do not wanna mess with him.

Emmet:
Okay.

Wyldstyle:
[chuckling] So, don't get any ideas. [she jumps onto one of the cowboy's horse]

Emmet:
[chuckles] I never have any ideas. [Emmet sits his horse up and it suddenly runs off] [Emmet gasps] WAIT!

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Emmet:
The Kragle, I know that? I mean, that cop, well he said something about the Kragle, President Business was gonna use the Kragle to end the world in 3-Days. Yes, I can't make any sense of it. [suddenly Wyldstyle realizes something]

Wyldstyle:
[Gasps] Taco Tuesday? I knew that was suspicious, there's no time to lose, we must find vitruvius and get to the office tower before it's too late! [she starts rushing off]

Emmet:
Okay. [Chuckles] How scary can someone's office be?

Robot #1:
[The thunder crashes, and wolf howls, at President Business' Office which is located at the very top of Octan office tower, Emmet's face is plastered on all the monitors as the robots try to find him] President Business, we're trying to locate the fugitive, but his face is so generic it matches every other face in our database!

Lord Business:
Diabolical, okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office in... 23-Seconds.

Robot #1:
Will do, sir!

Lord Business:
CIAO!

Robot #2:
Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.

Lord Business:
Glad to hear it, let's rebuild that roof to be even higher.

Robot #3:
Roof building, we're on it!

Robot #4:
Sir, can you approve this poster for Taco Tuesday?

Lord Business:
Perfect. WHOO, I love everyone on this room!

Robots:
We love you, sir! [going through to the radio station where the song "Everything is Awesome" is being played]

Music on Radio:
[Singing] Everything is awesome

Lord Business:
Hey, guys, great job, on the Radio-Station!

Music on Radio:
[Singing] Everything is cool when you're part of a team

Robot DJ's:
Thank you, sir!

Music on Radio:
[Singing] Everything is awesome when you're living our dream!

Robot DJ's:
We love listening to this song over and over again!

Lord Business:
Keep it up, guys!

Music on Radio:
[Singing ends, in the TV station we see the actors for the show "Where Are My Pants?"]

Larry:
Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants? [the audience laughs as try their fuse and room]

Lord Business:
And CUT! [Lord Business laughs and going over to the actors] Hilarious, that never gets old.

Larry:
Well, it does not.

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[Business changes into his Lord Business outfit with his giant iron legs]

Octan Computer:
Activate helmet, light sequence, flame test, engage dramatic entrance.

[suddenly door opens. The Both Guards Screaming 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'. Lord Business enters his office in a cloud of smoke]

Lord Business:
Bad Cop.

Bad Cop:
[backing away from Lord Business as approaches him] Lord Business, I know the Special got away. B...

Lord Business:
Don't be so serious. Where's the other guy? [Bad Cop face turns to Good Cop chuckles 'Hehehehehey!'] Hey, buddy. I missed you.

Good Cop:
[sighs] Did you really?

Lord Business:
Have I ever shown you my relic collection?

Good Cop:
Nope, I don't think you have.

Lord Business:
Nobody knows where this stuff comes from. [he shows Good Cop a giant band-aid] This one is the cloak of band-aid, I hear it's super painful to take off! Do you want to try it on? [Good Cop groans, suddenly Bad Cop appears]

Bad Cop:
Nope, butt. Thank you.

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Lord Business:
Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of! [Lord Business chuckles and he comes over to Bad Cop and puts one arm around his shoulder] That's super frustrating, it makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just: THROW THEM THROUGH THIS WINDOW, AND OUT INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS!!!!!! [he picks up Bad Cop takes him to the large glass window and bangs his head against it] I wanna do it so bad! [chuckles and Bad Cop]

Bad Cop:
[chuckles] I know you do, sir! But, please! Please, don't! [he throws Bad Cop aside]

Lord Business:
And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my stuff. But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently. [he turns on his TV monitor which shows his robots carrying the box containing the Kragle] Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics: [his robots open the box containing the Kragle and take it out] THE KRAGLE!!! [we see the Kragle is in fact an old tube of Krazy Glue, Bad Cop gasping and Lord Business] Well, as you can see they're loading the Kragle into a big machine upstairs. I call it: The "Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or TAKOS! The "S" is silent. So on Taco Tuesday it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. [the tentacle reaches out and comes over to Bad Cop] I'll show you how it works.

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Lord Business:
Just as I thought. You're Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop. Robots, bring me the fleece crested scepter of Q-teep and Po-Leesh Remover of Nai-eel! [the robots bring him a big Q-tip and nail polish remover and Lord Business deeps one end into the polish before turning to Bad Cop] You've already let the special get away once. [two of the robots hold Bad Cop]

Bad Cop:
Sir?

Lord Business:
I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again, [the robots switch Good Cop in, one of the robots turns Bad Cop's face to Good Cop] NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!! [he brings the Q-Tip onto Good Cop's face, suddenly Lord Business uses the end of the Q-tip with nail polish remover to wipe Good Cop's face off, after three scrubs back and forth, there's nothing left]

Ma Cop:
[starts to weep] Oh, son!

Lord Business:
On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to kraglize the entire universe so that EVERYONE WILL STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF! [turns to he now faceless Good Cop] Are you gonna be with me or are STUCK HAVIN’ A TEA PARTY WITH YOUR MOM & DAD?!

Pa Cop:
Son?

Bad Cop:
[The now faceless Good Cop stands back up, only to switch to Bad Cop] Sorry, Dad. I've a job to do. [he uses the TAKOS device to completely glue his parents, the nozzle powers up, he presses a button and the TAKOS fires completely freezing them solid]

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Wyldstyle:
[to Emmet as they make their way through the saloon] Okay, let's find the wizard and get this over with. [Growls] [Growls] [Emmet gasps, yelps] [Wyldstyle notices Vitruvius playing the piano at the saloon] There he is. [she goes over to him] Vitruvius.

Vitruvius:
Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?

Wyldstyle:
It's me.

Vitruvius:
I am a blind man, and cannot see.

Wyldstyle:
It's Wyldstyle. [Emmet groans]

Vitruvius:
Are you a DJ? [gasps] Wait, wait, are you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name? Yeah, first Dark Storm... Then Gemini, then there was Neversmile--- Then Freak Face... Then Snazzypants... [suddenly Vitruvius stops playing and turns to Wyldstyle] Meet me upstairs in 10-Seconds. [he then turns and starts to walk off using his, Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, scepter when suddenly he bangs into the wall]

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Wyldstyle:
That would be great, but emmet is the one who found the Piece. [Emmet turns and waves he chuckles]

Vitruvius:
[Gasping] Oh, okay. [turning to Emmet] Emmet, the prophecy states that, you're the special, the most talented--

Wyldstyle:
I'm not sure he's the Special, actually--[Emmet's started chuckles]--because he's not even a Master Builder. Watch! Emmet, just given what's around you, build something simple!

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Emmet:
[Vitruvius goes over to Emmet and puts his hands against Emmet's head] Uh, what are you doing? [suddenly Vitruvius's off Emmet's hair revealing his Lego head]

Vitruvius:
[POP] We Are Entering Your Mind...

Emmet:
WHAT?!?!?!

Vitruvius:
...to prove that you have to unlock the potential to be a Master Builder, ujjayi breath! [Vitruvius chants in magical language] Shut your face, a found The Dog! [Vitruvius and Wyldstyle start bowing and moving around Emmet until finally we see all of them in Emmet's mind which is a vast empty space] [CRACK!!!]

Emmet:
[echoing] Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.

Wyldstyle:
[echoing] Hmmmmm.

Vitruvius:
[echoing] I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.

Wyldstyle:
I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life.

Emmet:
[chuckles] That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV. [suddenly a TV forms behind him] Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch. [a couch forms behind him] And I thought to myself, well, what if there’s such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch? [suddenly the couch forms into a double decker couch] Introducing the double decker couch: So everyone could watch TV, together and be buddies! [there’s a moment’s silence]

Wyldstyle:
That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Vitruvius:
Please, Wyldstyle. Lemme handle this, that idea is just the worst. [to Emmet]

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Vitruvius:
[back in Vitruvius's room] These mechanical birds will get our message out, they will go to an internet cafe and email the remaining Master Builders who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land. [he throws the birds out of the window]

Emmet:
Cuckoo Land? Wait, what happened to that whole training part?

Vitruvius:
Don't worry, Emmet. You're training begins now. [suddenly they hear a knock on the door]

Sheriff:
PIANO MAN, OPEN UP!

Vitruvius:
Your training begins later! [as Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle try to make their escape the Sheriff's men throw a dynamite at the door]

Sheriff:
On 3, 1...! [KA-BOOM!!!] [the deputy presses the fuse and the door blows open, they enter the room and we see Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle have escaped up through a hatch on the roof, as they escape through the roof hatch]

Wyldstyle:
[exhales deeply] Phwoo, I think we're in the clear.

Bad Cop:
[honk] Freeze, turkeys! [Emmet laughs, and he both start gasp]

[they look down to see Bad Cop and his army of robots all assembled outside the saloon]

Bad Cop:
All I want is the Piece of Resistance!

Wyldstyle:
WE WOULD RATHER HE DIED THAN GIVE IT TO YOU!!!!

Emmet:
I would not rather he died!

Bad Cop:
Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way or we can d-

Wyldstyle:
GO, RUN!

Bad Cop:
They took the hard way! Fire, fire!

Wyldstyle:
[his army of robots start firing at the trio as they continue to run and jump off the roof tops] Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckoo Land?!

Vitruvius:
Head for the big bright thing in the sky!

Emmet:
Do you mean The Sun?!

Vitruvius:
Yeah, yeah, that's it!

Wyldstyle:
Let's get outta here! Here, use this!

Emmet:
[Wyldstyle quickly builds a vehicle] WHAT?... No, wait! Hey, what are you doing?...

Wyldstyle:
LET'S GO!

Emmet:
[Screams] Aaah!!

[they fly off on Wyldstyle's vehicle as the robots continue to shoot at them]

Emmet:
I don't know what I'm doing. [Screams] Aaaaah!

Bad Cop:
[Bad Cop aims and shoots his gun] Goodbye, BOOM!

[the trio's vehicle explodes into pieces and the trio land in a water tank, the everyone screams. Wyldstyle screams as the trio fall to the ground, Cowboy Pig Farmer gasps, Emmet and Vitruvius end up in a pig pen. Emmet screams continue]

Emmet:
I'VE GOT PIGS! I HATE PIGS!

Wyldstyle:
Guys, quite playing around in the mud! I could use your help!

Emmet:
[Emmet and Vitruvius follow Wyldstyle with the pigs chasing after them] WYLDSTYLE, WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP!

[The falls his pulls behind a in the she hears, Emmet screams in slow motion, as they nearly run into a robot Wyldstyle manages to build another vehicle which uses the pigs to get them away in time. The pigs grunt. 'Wyldstyle:
Whoa!']

Wyldstyle:
VITRUVIUS, THEY'RE GAINING ON US! Build something!

Vitruvius:
Let Emmet try!

Emmet:
No, let's not let Emmet try! I haven't had any training!

Vitruvius:
That's okay, we'll start with how to become a Master Builder. Step 1; trust your instincts. [Emmet picks up a Lego piece not sure what to do]

Emmet:
Okay, okay. Eeeeehhh.

Wyldstyle:
BUILDING SOMETHING, BUILDING SOMETHING!

Emmet:
[chuckles] Take that! [he throws the Lego piece at the robots which is immediately run over by the army of robots chasing after them]

Vitruvius:
Unless your instincts are terrible.

[just then the sheriff starts shooting at them and suddenly a wheel comes off their vehicle as they're heading towards the edge of a cliff]

Vitruvius:
No, the wheel!

[their vehicle goes out of control as they head towards the edge of a cliff]

Wyldstyle:
I CAN'T CONTROL IT MUCH LONGER! [Emmet screams]

Vitruvius:
[He and stops Emmet screams] Emmet, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. [Emmet head starts spinning as Vitruvius's voice keeps echoing in his head] We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around, something that spins around, spins around, spins around [Vitruvius echoing and suddenly Emmet gets an idea, he pops off his hair and attaches the wheel to the top of his head and makes his way down the side of the vehicle]

Wyldstyle:
Emmet, where are you going?! [Emmet positions where the wheel would go which should help Wyldstyle steer the vehicle] Oh, this better work! Hang tight!

Sheriff:
DAGNABIT! [horses scream echoing and just as they reach the edge of the cliff Wyldstyle manages to turn and avoid going down, but the robots go over the edge and explode as they hit the ground]

Vitruvius:
Well, done, Emmet!

Emmet:
Hey, I did it!

Wyldstyle:
[Wyldstyle laughing] Wow, you actually did it. [chuckles, suddenly they hear they a train coming as an engine blows its whistle, hauling its coal tender, and lots of heavy freight cars] Train! [their vehicle crashes into the train cars]

[making the trio jump up into the air]

Emmet, Wyldstyle and Vitruvius:
[Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! [Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

[which makes Emmet get his hair attached back and then they all land on top of the freight cars of the train]

Wyldstyle:
[Gasps] Oh, no!

Bad Cop:
Get off my TRAIN!

Wyldstyle:
RUN! [Emmet screams and the trio start running across the train toward the engine as Bad Cop chases after them, as Bad Cop aims to shoot at them Emmet jumps in front of Wyldstyle to save her]

Emmet:
Wyldstyle! [Bad Cop whining as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Emmet gets hit and starts to cry] Owie!

Wyldstyle:
He's gonna ram us! [Emmet's gets starts to gasping] Quick, quick, quick! That piece, give me that piece!

Bad Cop:
Huh?!

Wyldstyle:
Build a ramp!

[Wyldstyle gasps as Bad Cop heads toward them with his car he crashes into the ramp and falls off the train but manages to avoid crashing to the ground as his vehicle transforms into a flying vehicle and he heads back up]

Wyldstyle:
WHAT THE HECK?!

Bad Cop:
Rest in pieces!

[Bad Cop shoots at the bridge making it explode]

Emmet:
Eeeeeehhhhh.

Wyldstyle:
Oh, no!

Emmet:
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, nononononononono...

[the train derails and starts falling down as the engine. The at all scream, it's coal tender, and several freight cars plummet into the river, changes into a hold hands Emmet and Wyldstyle, as they plummet toward a chase with crocodiles below everything becomes slow motion and Wyldstyle looks at Emmet]

Wyldstyle:
Hey, thanks for saving my life back there. Even if, you know, eventually it turned out to be pointless... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Emmet:
Well, for what it's worth, this has been about the greatest 15 minutes of my life... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... [Wyldstyle chuckles, as they go to hold hands they are suddenly saved by a superhero flying in with his aircraft]

Bad Cop:
What the...?

[after Batman flies in and saves them]

Batman:
Relax, everybody, I'm here.

Emmet:
Batman!

Batman:
[to Wyldstyle] What's up, babe?

Wyldstyle:
Babe!

Emmet:
WHAT?

Wyldstyle:
Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet. Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.

Batman:
I'm batman.

Emmet:
That's your boyfriend? [Emmet screams 'AAAAHHHH!!!' Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them] Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?

Wyldstyle:
It's actually a funny story. [she turns to see Batman has disappeared]

Bad Cop:
There he is!

Batman:
"Police" to meet you, Bad Cop. [Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]

Bad Cop:
Batman, the pleasure is all "spine"! [Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle]

Batman:
Guess what, you big hunk of junk? Your Car Is A Heap of Scrap Metal! [Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a heap of scrap metal and it start plummeting to the ground]

Bad Cop:
[Screams] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [as they watch Batman plummet with Bad Cop on his vehicle]

Emmet:
Oh, no! Your Boyfriend's Gone!

Batman:
Hey, Babe. [they turn to see Batman sat back in the drivers seat]

Emmet:
WHAT?

Batman:
[to Wyldstyle] Let's hold hands! [Batman and Wyldstyle hold hands, Emmet watches them hold onto each other, Wyldstyle inhales]

Emmet:
So Eeehhh. Hey-Guys? I think we're about to crash into the sun.

Batman:
Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool. [as they shatters through the sun, Batman's vehicle leaves it's batman mark in the middle of the sun]

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Vitruvius:
A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leaches, illiteracy, and um...

Emmet:
[Out of the sun flying straight towards them is a...] DRAGON!!! [Emmet screams as the dragon swoops the Batwing as the Batwing dives down to avoid it]

Vitruvius:
Yeah, that too. [Batman quickly turns the Batwing back into the Batmobile and lands the car into a forest area, it speeds along the track, Batman makes his aircraft transform into a car and lands on the ground and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...

Batman:
Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on some music, sending heavy metal blasting through Emmet and Vitruvius, bouncing them and the roof of the Batmobile up and down, Emmet screams he turns on his stereo making Emmet and Vitruvius jump in the back]

Emmet:
Can you turn that down a little bit?!

Batman:
This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!

Wyldstyle:
[Wyldstyle turns to Emmet] This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.

Emmet:
Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]

Vitruvius:
So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, [Batman: Super rich!] take it all the way to the top [Batman: Kinda makes it better!] and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock.

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Emmet:
[Emmet gasps] Is that Superman?

Statue of Liberty:
Oh, Superman.

Superman:
Girl, what are you doing right now?

Green Lantern:
[from behind Superman] Hey, Superman!

Superman:
Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?

Green Lantern:
Lantern. Green Lantern.

Superman:
Yeah, yeah.

Green Lantern:
Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?

Superman:
Uh, I've to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]

Green Lantern:
[the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large] Did didn't Krypton blow up?

Vitruvius:
My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy... [Benny: 'Hello!'] ...2002 NBA All Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully-weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michael Angelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.

[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]

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[Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone, Emmet clears throat, referring to the block stuck to his back]

Emmet:
Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the block stuck to his back] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.

[the Master Builders cheer express their excitement. Unikitty giggles, Wyldstyle gasps]

Emmet:
Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly he's interrupted by a large Master Builder known as Metalbeard crashes]

Metalbeard:
REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping your bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible, the last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of!

Emmet:
Who are you?

Metalbeard:
The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe!

Vitruvius:
Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]

Metalbeard:
I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] ...and organs! [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Emmet:
Okay.

Metalbeard:
I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye.

[to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?

Emmet:
Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder y-

Metalbeard:
WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]

Emmet:
Please, everyone, everyone! please.

William Shakespeare:
[throws a pizza] Rubbish!

Emmet:
[addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!

Swamp Creature:
This is supposed to make us feel better?

Emmet:
What th-? No, there was about to be a but...

Gandalf:
You're a butt!

Dumbledore:
Yes.

[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]

Metalbeard:
You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]

Emmet:
Why are you leaving?!

Abraham Lincoln:
A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]

Emmet:
Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?

Master Builder 1:
You're not even a bit special.

[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty witness everything]

Batman:
[Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to throw things at Emmet]

Master Builder 2:
You're a huge disappointment!

[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]

Master Builder 3:
Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!

Emmet:
Well, at least it can't get any worse.

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Emmet:
I was wrong.

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Superman:
IT DIDN'T BREAK!

Bad Cop:
Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gun! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]

Superman:
[screams] I CAN'T MOVE!

Green Lantern:
Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!

Superman:
I super hate you.

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Count Olaf:
Ah! My dear... [looks at stick figures of the children with their names on his hands] Violet. Enchanté.

Violet:
Um... how do you do?

Olaf:
And this must be Klaus. [grabs at Klaus' face and looks at each side of it] Young Klaus. Your left side is the good one. [begins to mess with Klaus' bottom lip and then notices Sunny] And, uh...what is this?

Sunny:
[in baby talk, subtitled] I'm Sunny.

Olaf:
I'm sorry. I don't speak monkey! [mimicking a baby] Banana?

Sunny:
[grunts, subtitled] I'm not a monkey!

Violet:
Sunny's our little sister.

Olaf:
I must say you are a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum?

Klaus:
Our parents just died.

Olaf:
Ah, yes, of course. How very, very awful. Wait! Let's do that one more time! Bring me the line again! Quickly, while it's still fresh in my mind.

Klaus:
[confused] Our parents just... died?

Olaf:
[overacting gasp] Mr. Poe... I shall raise these orphans as if they were actually wanted.

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Olaf:
Yes, roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted!

Violet:
But you didn't tell us you wanted roast beef!

Olaf:
You know, there's a big world out there, filled with desperate orphans who would gladly swim across an ocean of thumbtacks just to be eclipsed by the long shadow cast by my accomplishments. But I don't care about them. I chose to open my heart to you two luvverly children... and your hideous primate! All I ask in return is that you do each and every thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.

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[after Count Olaf slaps Klaus]

Violet:
Are you okay?

Klaus:
No. [walks away]

Violet:
Where are you going?

Klaus:
Home.

Violet:
This is our home now.

Klaus:
This is not home. Home is where your parents put you to bed at night. Where they teach you to ride a bike, or when they get all choked up on your first day of school. This is not home! How could they do this to us?

Violet:
They're just bad people.

Klaus:
Not them. Mom and Dad.

Violet:
Klaus!

Klaus:
Well, you're thinking it too, Violet! How could they?

Violet:
Do you remember when Mom and Dad went to Europe and we thought they'd abandoned us because they didn't even write? And then we found out they'd written a long letter and it had just gotten lost in the mail. Do you remember how guilty we felt for thinking bad thoughts about them? This is just like that.

Klaus:
[sadly] No, it's not.

Violet:
Why?

Klaus:
Because they're not in Europe... and they're not coming back.

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Lemony Snicket [narrating]:
Sanctuary is a word which here means a small safe place in a troubling world. Like an oasis in a vast desert or an island in a stormy sea. The Baudelaire’s enjoyed their evening in the sanctuary they helped build together, but in their hearts they knew that the troubling world lay just outside. A world, which I’m sad to say, can be described in two dismal words.

Judge Gallo:
Custody granted.

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Mr. Poe:
I'm sorry, Count Olaf. Allowing a child of Sunny's age to drive a car is simply not good parenting.

Klaus:
He tried to kill us!

Mr. Poe:
Let us not exaggerate, Klaus. The vehicle was not even in gear.

Count Olaf:
[to Mr. Poe] May I have a moment alone with the children? [Mr. Poe nods in agreement.] Goodbye, kids. It's been fun. [leans farther into car window and whispers angrily] I'm going to get you. No matter where you go, no matter what you do, I'll find you! Oh, you are so deceased! [turns from car, puts eye drops in eye and turns to Mr. Poe] Take them, Mr. Poe... before I lose it, big time!

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Monty:
Do you have any experience with children?

Stephano (Olaf):
Ah, well, children are strange and foreign to me. I never really was one. I know that they are an important part of the ecosystem.

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Captain Sham (Olaf):
[to Violet] Are you jiggin,' me girl? [to Aunt Josephine] Why, perhaps it's just the ramblings of an expert fisherman, but grammar is the number one, most important thing in this here world to me.

Josephine:
It is?

Sunny:
[in baby talk] Is she desperate?

Capt. Sham:
It's the whole ball of wax. The entire kit and caboodle. Why, without your good grammar, the whole darn shootin' match could go arse over tea kettle.

Jo:
Well, you can certainly turn a phrase.

Sham:
I can flip it up and rub it down, too. But of course, that'd be entirely up to you, ma'am. Captain Sham at your servie ma'am.

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Olaf:
Hello, hello, hello! I've missed you guys. Looks like you're in need of a little assistance.

Klaus:
You're going to need assistance when you get back to town. Aunt Josephine is going to tell everyone what happened!

Olaf:
And then I'll be arrested and sent to jail and you'll live happily ever after with a friendly guardian, spending your time inventing things and reading books and sharpening your little monkey teeth, and bravery and nobility will prevail at last, and this wicked world will slowly but surely become a place of cheerful harmony, and everybody will be singing and dancing and giggling like the Littlest Elf! A happy ending! Is that what you had in mind? Because I hardly think anyone is going to believe a dead woman.

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Klaus:
[desperately] There's always something... There's always something!

Violet:
[sadly] Not this time.

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Restaurant Clerk:
Your missus, she's the cutest girl I ever see. Take a fortune cookie and say hello to her. She a wonderful wife.

Lenny Bruce:
We're divorced.

Restaurant Clerk:
You're better off.

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