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Lydecker: It's the same obvious pattern, Laura. If McPherson weren't muscular and handsome in a cheap sort of way, you'd see through him in a second. Laura: Waldo, I mean to be as kind about this as I know how. But I must tell you. You're the one who follows the same obvious pattern. First it was Jacoby, then Shelby, and now I suppose - I don't think we should see each other again. Lydecker: You're not yourself, darling. Laura: Yes I am. For the first time in ages, I know what I'm doing. Lydecker: Very well. I hope you'll never regret what promises to be a disgustingly earthy relationship. My congratulations, McPherson. And listen to my broadcast in fifteen minutes. I'm discussing Great Lovers of History. – Laura Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lydecker: That's the way it is, isn't it, Laura? Radio Announcer: 'You have heard the voice of Waldo Lydecker by electrical transcription.' Laura: [begging] Waldo, you've taken one life. Isn't that enough? Lydecker: The best part of myself - that's what you are. Do you think I'm going to leave it to the vulgar pawing of a second-rate detective who thinks you're a dame? Do you think I could bear the thought of him holding you in his arms, kissing you, loving you? [McPherson has returned with the police and is ringing the doorbell] Lydecker: [as he raises the shotgun] There he is now. He'll find us together, Laura as we always have been and we always should be, as we always will be. – Laura Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Julie: And you, you can tell that friend of yours, to go fuck himself. Andrew: You know, I only have one friend who can actually do that, and I doubt you've met. – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ryder: Yeah, God hates homos. Christian: You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals? Aaron: And the French. Ryder: [puzzled] God hates the French? Aaron: Everyone hates the French. – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Aaron: It looks like you're bleeding. You ok? Christian: Um, nah, I'm fine, just go back to your reading. [Collapses] – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gilford: Dang it Elder, I'm gonna hit you and it's gonna hurt. Harmon: I don't know what pain is. [Gilford hits him] Harmon: Ah! Ow! Hey, that hurt! Gilford: I warned you. – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Aaron: Maybe you equate sex with a handshake and that's what? Like a badge? What do you want me to congratulate you? Christian: Hey, don't you preach to me, ok? Who are you, some kid from the sticks? You come in here and think you can fucking judge me? Aaron: Oh yeah, I'm just some doodah pudknocker from Pocatello. They ship us here from Dork Island. Christian: [laughing] What? Aaron: I'm saying I know how retarded you think I am, ok? You found me out, all right? My worst secret. And I'm humiliated now, so your work is done here. Christian: Wait, I don't think you're a dork. But if you know how ridiculous you look, why would you do it? Aaron: Don't you believe in anything? Christian: Yeah. Aaron: Then tell me! You tell me one thing in your life, one thing without a shadow of a doubt that you really believe. Christian: I believe that Ann Margaret has never been given her due as an actress. Aaron: Duh, for Tommy alone and did you see her when she was... [stops himself] – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Christian: Do you believe in God? Andrew: You mean other than Madonna? – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Andrew: Quit bitching. It's the early bird that gets the worm. Christian: Huh, there's an incentive, expecially when you can get pizza til 2am. Andrew: Ok, here's the deal. After your training, I'm gonna set you up with a route. Christian: A route? On my first day? Andrew: It's what you do already, it's delivering food - only this time you're driving. Think of yourself as a waiter on wheels. Christian: Great. Give me some hot pants and roller skates, this will be the fulfillment of a dream. Andrew: [looks Christian up and down] For all of us. – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mort: Conversation? Why? Christian: Don't you ever want to get to know someone? Have it... mean something. Sleep with someone and actually sleep with them. Mort: You want to, what? Sleep, together? I don't know, man. Isn't that kinda intimate? Christian: Excuse me, a moment ago you were licking my spleen, but sleeping with you would be too intimate? – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Keith Griffin: It doesn't matter, I'm still not hungry. Christian: I don't remember asking if you were. I just deliver this stuff, remember? But my friend Andrew made this and he doesn't even cook for his boyfriends so the least you could do is try to be polite... and eat it. Keith Griffin: I don't have to pretend to be polite. I think I've, I think I've earned that right. Christian: Oh yes, that's right; you're dying, you're bitter, blah, blah, blah... Fortunately I'm shallow so I'm impervious to that, now eat it. Keith Griffin: Impervious? Bet you don't know how to spell that. Christian: Sure I do, it's spelled: Bite me. And just to show that our little problems in this world don't amount to a hill of beans, I'm gonna read about some people that have some real trouble. [Opens The National Enquirer] – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Aaron: I am being sent home in shame. And I'm probably going to be ex-communicated. Christian: For just a kiss? Don't get me wrong, it was a nice kiss, but hey, come on, we didn't even get to use our tongues. – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Julie: Wait, are you still not over missionary man? Christian: I don't know. Julie: Chris... Christian: It's weird with him disappearing like that. Julie: Ok, well then, just stop moping like a school girl, and do something about it. Call him. Christian: Just dial 1-800-TORTURED MORMON? Julie: Probably. It sounds like there are enough of them. – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Julie: Now, I don't want you to snap to some judgement. Christian: Why? Is it some kind of a nasty ass Christina Aguilera skank-a-rama kinda video? – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Aaron: After we, after we met, I was sent home and excommunicated from my church... for being gay. Lila: Your church doesn't like alcohol or homosexuals. Hmm... Well, I definitely won't be joining. Can't imagine heaven without both. – Latter Days Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Phil: It’s the same thing your whole life. “Clean up your room! Stand up straight! Pick up your feet! Take it like a man! Be nice to your sister! Don’t mix beer and wine, ever! Oh yeah, don’t drive on the railway tracks!” Gus: [sobering up] Well, Phil, that’s one I happen to agree with. Phil: [driving into the rail tracks] I don’t know, Gus… Sometimes, you just have to take the big chances. [A train approaches] Phil: I'm betting he’s going to swerve first… – Groundhog Day Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rita: I'm sorry? What was that again? Phil: I'm a god. Rita: You're God. Phil: I'm a god — I'm not the God, I don't think. Rita: Because you survived a car wreck? Phil: I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned. Rita: Oh, really? Phil: [nods] Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender: I am an immortal. Doris: Special today is blueberry waffles— Rita: Why are you telling me this? Phil: Because I want you to believe in me. Rita: You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is 12 years of Catholic school talkin'. Phil: How do you know I'm not a god? How do you know? Rita: Because it's not possible! – Groundhog Day Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rita: There is something so familiar about this. Do you ever have déjà vu? Phil: Didn't you just ask me that? – Groundhog Day Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rita: What about me, Phil? Do you know me too? Phil: I know all about you. You like producing, but you hope for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh. Rita: Well, everyone knows that! Phil: You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel. Rita: How are you doing this? Phil: I told you. I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd, and there's nothing I can do about it. – Groundhog Day Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Phil is carving a snow sculpture while Rita sits posing and freezing.] Rita: Why can't I see it? Phil: I just want to give you your money's worth. You paid top dollar for me. Rita: Well... I think you were a bargain. Phil: It's sweet of you to say. You're probably right. – Groundhog Day Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rita: I’m amazed. And I’m not easily amazed. Phil: About what? Rita: About how you can start a day with one kind of expectation and end up so completely different. Phil: Well, do you like how the day is turning out? Rita: Very much. You couldn’t plan a day like this. Phil: Well, you can. It just takes an awful lot of work. – Groundhog Day Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Phil: Something is... different. Rita: Good or bad? Phil: Anything different is good. But this could be real good. [kisses Rita] Why are you here? Rita: I bought you. I own you. Phil: But why are you still here? Rita: You said, "Stay," so I stayed. Phil: I said, "Stay," so you stayed? I can't even make a collie stay. – Groundhog Day Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Phil: Do you know what today is? Rita: No, what? Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened. You're here. Rita: I'm here. [Phil kisses Rita over and over, realizing that he has finally passed Groundhog Day] Rita: [smiling] Oh Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep. Phil: It was the end of a very long day. – Groundhog Day Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Martin's target: Whatever it is i'm doing that you don't like... I'll stop doing it. Martin Blank: It's not me. [shoots him dead] – Grosse Pointe Blank Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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