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Murtaugh: [sees Riggs about to cut the red wire.] Oh! Oh! Riggs: What? What? Murtaugh: A minute ago, you said blue! Riggs: Did I say blue? Murtaugh: Riggs, you said blue! Riggs: Well, I meant red. Murtaugh: You sure? Riggs: Well, look, Rog, we can do it your way if you like. Murtaugh: [yells] MY WAY?! I DON'T HAVE--! Riggs: [whispers] Quiet! I'm sure, okay? Murtaugh: Ah, shit. Riggs: You ready? [Murtaugh winces] Rog. Murtaugh: What? [opens his eyes] Riggs: Aren't you gonna miss all this good stuff when you retire? Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh? [chuckles] I'm cutting the wire. [Murtaugh winces again] Snip. [timer counts down faster] See, all done. Rog? Murtaugh: Yeah? Riggs: [sees timer counting down faster; alarmed] Grab the cat! Murtaugh: Grab the cat? Riggs: [he and Murtaugh run from the building] GET BACK! Murtaugh: GET EVERYBODY BACK! Riggs: TAKE COVER! Murtaugh: BACK! BACK! [a thunderous explosion blows up the building] – Lethal Weapon 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Riggs: Hiya, Hubie! We're lookin' for a friend of yours named Travis. Hubie: I never heard of him. Riggs: Never? (jabbing Hubie in the eyes) Errr! Errr! Errr! Wrong answer? Wrong answer? Errr! Errr! Errr! – Lethal Weapon 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tyrone: What the hell! It's Jack Travis! Murtaugh: That's what I wanted, baby. – Lethal Weapon 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Murtaugh: Do you have to solve everything with your fists? Riggs: Well, I couldn't use my gun, there were people around. – Lethal Weapon 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Murtaugh: I knew you couldn't stop smoking. Riggs: I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem. Murtaugh: What dog biscuit problem? Riggs: Well, I've been chasing more cars lately, and uh, y'know , when I try to lick my balls I keep falling off the couch. – Lethal Weapon 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Internal Affairs Guy: I looked at your record for all the chaos and mayhem you cause. Riggs: No, no, I'm chaos and he's mayhem, we're a double act. [annoyed] What are we, required reading or something? Lorna: As a matter of fact you are; somewhere between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine. – Lethal Weapon 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Riggs: Nice of you to steal that information. Lorna: Semantics, Riggs. Riggs: Some antics? I'm always up for some antics! – Lethal Weapon 3 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Murtaugh: I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant, you're gonna be a father!" Riggs: No, get going, get... what did you say!? Murtaugh: You're gonna be a FATHER!! – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Riggs: Yeah, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you, too. Murtaugh: What? Riggs: Rianne's pregnant, you're gonna be a grandfather! Murtaugh: Rianne's WHAT?! – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Riggs: Hey, are those little hearts? Murtaugh: Not now Riggs! Just shoot the damn valve! Riggs: Okay! Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird! Murtaugh: I'm not gonna flap arms! Why!? – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Uncle Benny: Time! Time for Forefathers! Riggs and Murtaugh: Forefather!" Riggs: Uh, Washington? Jefferson? Those guys? Murtaugh: Roosevelt? Uncle Benny: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters! Murtaugh: "You lucky son of a bitch! Riggs: That's a good one Uncle Benny! Uncle Benny: Not so good! When my wife finds out! – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leo: Oooohhhh, my tooth! Dr. Chen's Receptionist: What's the matter with you, sir? Leo: What's the matter?! My ass hurts! My tooth! What is this, a dentist's office or a proctologist?! – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Riggs: Yeah, I'm sick of these fuckers, Rog. I say we just find 'em and shoot 'em, what do you think? Murtaugh: Better meet me and Butters on South Spring Street, then. Riggs: Yeah? What's going on? Murtaugh: I found my watch. – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Leo: Hey, uh, hey, Riggs, who's the, uh, perp? What'd you bust him for?" Butters: Oh, I'm a perp? Oh, you see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp?! Look at my suit! Look at my tie! What do I look like, a fuckin' Crip's accountant?! Look at this badge, bitch! Check out the gun! Leo: Okay, okay, hey, hey, put the gun down! Put the gun down!! Butters: License! Registration! Urine sample! Leo: Hey, I got a badge too, okay?! German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay?! Okay?! Besides, I knew you were a cop, I was just kiddin' with ya! Hey, I can smell a cop a mile away! Butters: Oh, I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?! Leo: Well, stop turning everything around! You're so damn touchy! These guys'll tell ya, we work together, we got a history together! Hey, maybe we'll work together someday! I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great! Butters: Yeah, we're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal shop, ya fuckin' leprechaun! Leo: Hey, I didn't call you any names, ya fuckface!!! Don't start that!! – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lorna: You look a little banged up. Riggs: You look a little knocked up. – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Butters: Your baby is having my baby! Murtaugh: My baby is having his baby! Butters: "And your baby? Whoa, baby!" Murtaugh: "Whoa baby my baby!" – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Murtaugh: "What you got got in hands there? Butters: Uh-uh...a nut cup? I got some big nuts! Murtaugh: "T-That's nitro...hmmm....oxide! Butters: It's a laughing gas! Murtaugh: W-W-We're stoned! – Lethal Weapon 4 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[In a flashback, Kuribayashi is attending a dinner party in the United States] Officer's wife: How would you feel if America and Japan went to war? Kuribayashi: I think we'd make splendid allies. Officer: I think she means as enemies. Kuribayashi: (a little surprised) The United States is the last country in the world Japan should fight. – Letters from Iwo Jima Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The Japanese have captured a wounded American Marine] Lieutenant Okubo: Shall I finish him off? Nishi: No. Treat him. Lieutenant Okubo: But, sir - Nishi: Okubo, you would expect the same, wouldn't you? Endo, treat him. Medic Endo: We are low on morphine as it is. Shimizu: Sir, the Americans would not treat a wounded Japanese soldier. Nishi: Son, have you ever met one? Treat him. [Shimizu is lost for words] – Letters from Iwo Jima Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Two Japanese soldiers surrender to an American patrol and two US marines are left to watch over the two new POWs] American marine A: Oh man. We're not gonna get stuck watching 'em all night, don't we? You're going to take them down to the beach? American marine B: Are you kidding? They're sitting ducks, those two... I got a better idea. [American marine B walks up to the two Japanese POWs, raises his M1 Garand rifle and shoots both of them dead] – Letters from Iwo Jima Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Endo: [about their prisoner] Sir, he's awake. Takeichi Nishi: [in English] Where are you from, soldier? Sam: [nervously] I-I'm a Marine. Able Company. Takeichi Nishi: OK, Marine. I mean, where is your hometown? [pause] I lived in California, for a while. Do you know Mary Pickford and Douglass Fairbanks? Sam: [puzzled] W-well, yeah, sure. Everybody knows them. Takeichi Nishi: They are my friends. I've had them as house-guests, in Tokyo. Sam: No kidding. You, you somebody famous? Takechi Nishi: I was in the 1932 Los Angeles Olympics. Sam: That the God's honest truth? Takeichi Nishi: [smiles, pulls out a photo] This is a picture of me, and my horse champion. Sam: [views the picture and chuckles] No kidding! [pause] Oklahoma, it's where I'm from. Takeichi Nishi: Takeichi. Sam: Sam. [they shake hands] – Letters from Iwo Jima Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Max's class talks about their parents' careers] Max: My mom's a teacher. Teacher: And your dad? Max: My dad? He's... a liar. Teacher: A liar? Oh, I'm sure you don't mean a liar. Max: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge. Teacher: Oh! Oh! I see! You mean he's a lawyer. [Max shrugs] – Liar Liar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fletcher: [On the phone] Audrey! Let me explain, something has happened to me! Audrey: Well, something else is about to happen to you, Fletcher: Max and I are moving to Boston. Fletcher: What? Audrey: Jerry has asked me to marry him, so Max and I are going with him this weekend to look at some houses. Fletcher: I thought it was "semi-serious." Audrey: Yeah, well it just took a violent shove into "serious." Fletcher: You can't move to Boston, I'll never see Max! Audrey: Well, then you'll pretty much have the same relationship with him that you have now, won't you? – Liar Liar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fletcher: You scratched my car! Impound Guy: Where? Fletcher: [showing him] Right there! Impound Guy: Oh. That was already there. Fletcher: You... you liar! You know what I'm going to do about this? Impound Guy: What? Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain eight hours out of my life and you probably won't show up, and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway. So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe! Impound Guy: You've been here before, haven't ya? – Liar Liar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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