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Benedict: I understand you are interested in drug dealers. Jack: Yes. Danny: [whispering] Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye. Jack: Sir, are you a henchman? Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else? Jack: Yeah, take off your sunglasses. Benedict: Who's asking? Jack: [shows police badge] The Tin Man. Benedict: Well, Tin Man, suppose you hit the bricks. Jack: Nah, they're the wrong color. Benedict: Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you? [motions behind them, they turn to see guard dogs] Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained. [snaps fingers, the dogs form in a pyramid] I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions? Jack: Yeah... two of them. [casually lights cigar] Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs? [Benedict's guard dogs whimper] Benedict: [pausing before revealing smiley-face glass eye] Have a nice day. – Last Action Hero Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Benedict has drawn his revolver on his own boss after Slater thwarts his plans again] Vivaldi: What is this, Benedict? First you're my friend, now you turn a... [makes twirling motion with finger] 360 on me?! Benedict: 180, you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin! 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started. Vivaldi: [confused] ...What? Benedict: Trust me. [shoots Vivaldi] – Last Action Hero Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ripper: Hey, Jack. What kept you? Jack: Are you alright, Danny? Danny: Yes, sir. Ripper: You know, I tried to change, Jack. I really tried to do what he told me. But I kept hearing that old music. That's how I knew you'd come, Jack. Now lose the piece. Jack: [throws gun away] There, now it's between you and me. Let the boy go. Ripper: Now we've played this number before haven't we, Jack? Let's see, what comes next.... You throw the gun away. Right, we did that part... [lays down axe] Then, you tell me to let the kid go... Ah, I'm getting bored, why don't we just skip to the end? [tosses Danny off the building] – Last Action Hero Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cora Munro: Why were those people living in this defenseless place? Hawkeye: After seven years indentured service in Virginia, they headed out here 'cause the frontier's the only land available to poor people. Out here, they're beholden to none. Not living by another's leave. – The Last of the Mohicans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hawkeye: My father's people say that at the birth of the sun and of his brother the moon, their mother died. So the sun gave to the earth her body, from which was to spring all life. And he drew forth from her breast the stars, and the stars he threw into the night sky to remind him of her soul. So there's the Cameron's monument. My folks' too, I guess. Cora Munro: You are right, Mr. Poe. We do not understand what is happening here. And it's not as I imagined it would be, thinking of it in Boston and in London... Hawkeye: Sorry to disappoint you. Cora Munro: No, on the contrary. It is more deeply stirring to my blood than any imagining could possibly have been. – The Last of the Mohicans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hawkeye: I come to you unarmed and in peace to unstuff your ears, Sachem. Let the children of the dead Colonel Munro go free. Take fire out of the English anger over the murder of their helpless ones. Sachem, the French fathers made peace. Magua broke it. It is false that the French will be friends still to the Huron. Would Magua use the ways of Les Francais and the Yengeese? Would you? Magua: Yes. Hawkeye: Would the Huron make his Algonquin brothers foolish with brandy and steal his lands to sell them for gold to the white man? Would Huron have greed for more land than a man can use? Would Huron fool Seneca into taking all the furs of all the animals of the forest for beads and strong whiskey? Those are the ways of the Yengeese and the Francais traders and their masters in Europe infected with the sickness of greed. Magua's heart is twisted. He would make himself into what twisted him. I am Nathaniel of the Yengeese. Hawkeye, adopted son of Chingachgook of the Mohican people. Let the children of the dead Munro and the Yengeese officer go free. This belt, which is a record of the days of my father's people, speaks for my truth. – The Last of the Mohicans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sonny: [about his football game] Coulda been worse... Sam: Yeah. You can say that about nearly everything, I guess. – The Last Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Genevieve: [about Charlene] She doesn't have a good disposition - what are you blue about then? Sonny: Ain't nobody to go with in this town. Jacy's the only pretty girl in school and Duane's got her. Genevieve: I'd call that his tough luck...Jacy'll bring him more misery than she'll ever be worth. – The Last Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jacy: Why can't I just stay here and go to college in Wichita Falls? Lois: Because everything is flat and empty here, and nothin' to do. Just remember, beautiful, everything gets old if you do it often enough. So if you wanna find out about monotony real quick, marry Duane. – The Last Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sonny: [about Jacy] Sure, I been goin' with her, why not? Duane: I never said I blamed you for it. I don't blame you much. I just never thought you'd do me that way. I thought we was still best friends. Sonny: We are. What's you so mad for? I never done nothin' to you. Duane: I guess screwin' my girl ain't nothin' to you. Sonny: I ain't screwin' her. Duane: The hell you ain't. Sonny: Well, I ain't. But she's not your girl anymore, anyway. Duane: She is my girl. I don't care if we did break up. – The Last Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Omura: Katsumoto is an extraordinary man, is he not? Algren: He's a tribal leader. I've known many of them. Omura: But none who are samurai. Their ways have great appeal. Algren: I don't see how this concerns me. Omura: Ah, but it does. You see, you were right, Captain Algren. Last year, we were not prepared to go to battle. You were right and Colonel Bagley was wrong. But now, we are ready. If Katsumoto is allowed to attract other samurai to his cause, we will have 10 years of rebellion. This is something I will not allow. Either I will stop him at the council today, or you will lead my army against him. And with these new weapons, you will crush him. Algren: I appreciate the offer... Omura: It is not an offer. Algren: Mr. Omura, my contract with you was to train your army. Omura: Then we will make a new contract. One that will recognize the extraordinary contribution you have made to the emperor. Do we understand each other? Algren: Yes, we understand each other perfectly. Omura: Then I am pleased. [Algren bows, turns, and leaves the room. Omura turns to his secretary and speaks in Japanese] Follow him. If he goes anywhere near Katsumoto, kill him. – The Last Samurai Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Algren: [To one Japanese soldier] Load. [to Simon Graham] Mr. Graham, tell this man to fire at me! Simon Graham: I beg your pardon? Algren: [Pulls out his pistol and cocks it] Tell this man that if he does not shoot me, I will kill him. Sgt. Gant: Captain, if I might have a word... [Algren fires his pistol at the soldier's feet, making everyone except Gant and Bagley jump.] Algren: Tell him... tell him! [Re-cocks his pistol] [Graham hurriedly translates for the soldier. Shocked and wide-eyed at Algren's command, the soldier looks at Algren and frantically shakes his head.] Algren: Load! [He fires again, this time knocking the soldier's hat off. The soldier hurriedly re-loads his rifle.] Algren: Faster! [fires again] Faster! [The soldier loads as fast as possible, discarding his ramrod in his haste.] Algren: Shoot me, damn it. [The soldier cocks his rifle and aims at Algren, but, almost as though he understands Algren's command, shakes his head and refuses to shoot.] Algren: Fire! Fire, ute! [Algren fires his last shot. The soldier aims quickly and pulls his trigger, narrowly missing Algren and hitting the sandbag behind him. Algren lowers his gun, sighs in disappointment, then holsters his gun and pats the soldier on the shoulder, who almost collapses from fear.] Algren: [to Bagley] They're not ready. Colonel Bagley: [to the rest of the army] The regiment leaves at 6 AM! – The Last Samurai Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Katsumoto has been granted an audience with the Emperor during a truce, in which he begs him to stop letting the new merchant-class of tycoons dominate his government, and accept the samurai back] Emperor Meiji: You rise against me, my teacher. Katsumoto: No, Highness. I rise against your enemies. Emperor Meiji: They are my advisors, like you. Katsumoto: They advise in their own interest! Emperor Meiji: I need advisors who know the modern world. Katsumoto: If I am no use, I will happily end my life. Emperor Meiji: No, I need your voice in the Council. Katsumoto: It is your voice we need, Highness. You are a living god. Do what you think is right. Emperor Meiji: [ruefully] I am a living god - as long as I do what they think is right. Katsumoto: [stunned beyond words, sorrowful] ...What sad words you speak... – The Last Samurai Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Katsumoto: [presents Algren with a katana] You will need this. [Algren draws the sword and inspects the engraving on the blade] Algren: What does it say? Katsumoto: "I belong to the warrior in whom the old ways have joined the new". – The Last Samurai Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Xur: [admiring his scepter] Just like your Ko-Dan Emperor's, isn't it, Commander Kril? Lord Kril: It takes more than a scepter to rule, Xur. Even on Rylos. Xur: You're right, Kril. It does take more than a scepter. [Xur springs the bayonet from the scepter in front of Kril's face, maniacal laughing to himself as he walks away] Ko-Dan Officer: [aside, to Lord Kril] How long must we endure this fool? Ko-Dan Controller: We have a break in the Frontier Lord Kril: Fire the meteor gun! Xur: My dear Ko-dan friends, lest we forget! It was your own emperor who granted me command of this armada. For only I hold the secret to the Frontier. Only I know the location of the Starfighter base. And therefore, only I will give the order to fire! Lord Kril: Forgive me, Xur. Xur: [smirks] You are forgiven, Commander Kril. Meteor gunner... fire! [He does so, destroying the Starfighter base] Xur: At last, it is done! Soon the Frontier will be down, and they will bow to their new emperor! Or I will darken the sky with their ashes. Ko-Dan Officer: Commander, Xurian spy reports that one starfighter has escaped. Xur: Escaped?! [angry, Xur springs the bayonet from his scepter] – The Last Starfighter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ko-dan Officer: Unidentified craft. Lord Kril: What is it?! [takes a look at the computer scanner and he recognizes a familiar ship] Wait... Xur: Gunstar?!! [Lord Kril and the Ko-dan officer look at Xur] But...but that's impossible! We destroyed them all!! Lord Kril: [finally realizes the truth] So...the last Starfighter is dead. This has gone far enough! [to the Ko-dan guards] Seize him!! Xur: How dare you do this?! I am the emperor of Rylos!! I, and I alone, command this entire arm—! [the Ko-dan guards seize him and remove him from the bridge] Release me! I command you! You will pay for this!!! Lord Kril: All guns, fire!! – The Last Starfighter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Older Hunter: I mislike the feel of these woods. Creatures that live in a Unicorn's forest learn a little magic of their own in time, mainly concerned with disappearing. Younger Hunter: Unicorns? I thought they only existed in fairy tales. This is a forest, like any other... isn't it? Older Hunter: Then why do the leaves never fall here? Or the snow? Why is it always spring here? I tell you there is one unicorn left in the world, and as long as it lives in this forest we'll find no game to hunt here. Younger Hunter: Let's turn around, hunt somewhere else. Older Hunter: Stay where you are, poor beast. This is no world for you! Stay in your forest and keep you trees green, and your friends protected. And good luck to you, for you are the last! – The Last Unicorn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Unicorn: Say my name then. If you know my name, tell it to me. Butterfly: [quoting Romeo and Juliet] Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart. I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name...! Unicorn: Say it, if you know. Butterfly: Rumpelstiltskin! Gotcha! Unicorn: I should know better to expect a silly butterfly to know my name! All butterflies know are songs, and poetry, and anything else they hear. I guess you mean well. Fly away, Butterfly! Butterfly: One, two, three, O'Leary.. Butterfly: Listen. Don't listen to ME, listen. You can find the others if you are brave. They passed down all the roads long ago, and the Red Bull ran close behind them and covered their footprints. Listen! Listen, listen QUICKLY! Unicorn: I AM listening! Where did they go and what is the Red Bull? Butterfly: Listen! LISTEN! [laughs] The king is in his counting house, counting out, counting out, counting... – The Last Unicorn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schmendrick: Tell me what you see. Don't be afraid. Look at your fellow legends and tell me what you see. Unicorn: What he calls a manticore looks to be no more than a shabby, toothless lion. And he has them believing that poor old ape with the twisted foot is a satyr! Illusions, deceptions, mirages! Your Mommy Fortuna cannot truly change things! Schmendrick: That's true. She can only disguise, and only for those eager to believe whatever comes easiest. … No, She cannot turn cream into butter, but she can make a lion look like a manticore to eyes that want to see a manticore. Just like she put a false horn, on a real unicorn, so they could see the unicorn. I know you. If I were blind, I would know what you are. Unicorn: Who are you? Schmendrick: I am called Schmendrick, the Magician. Uh... you won't have heard of me. I entertain the sight-seers as they gather for the show. It's not much of a job for a real magician, but I've had worse. Unicorn [seeing the harpy]: That one is real. That is the harpy Celaeno. Schmendrick: Yes, the old woman caught her by chance, asleep, just as she took you. Oh, she should never have meddled with a real harpy — or a real unicorn for that matter. Because the truth melts her magic, always. She is going to free herself very soon now and she must not catch you uncaged. Rukh: Move away from there! You know what she told you! Schmendrick: Don't be afraid; Schmendrick is with you. Do nothing 'til you hear from me. – The Last Unicorn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mommy Fortuna: The harpy's as real as you are, and just as immortal. And she was just as easy to capture, if you want to know. Unicorn: Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you. Mommy Fortuna: Oh, she'll kill me one day or another. But she will remember forever that I caught her; I held her prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? Ha! Ha! Now, you were out on the road, hunting for your own death, and I know where it awaits you. I know HIM, that one.. Unicorn: Do you speak of the Red Bull? Tell me, if you do, and where he is, if you know! Mommy Fortuna: The Red Bull of King Haggard...so you know of the Bull! Well, he'll not have you! You belong to me. Unicorn: You know better... Keep your poor shadows, if you will, but let me go, and, let her go. I cannot see her caged. She is real, like me. We are two sides of the same magic… The harpy and me, we are not for you. Mommy Fortuna: Who are you for then? Do you think those fools knew you, without any help from me? Ha ha ha! No! I had to give you a horn they could see! Ha ha! These days it takes a cheap carnival trick to make folk recognize a real unicorn. But, the Red Bull will know you when he sees you, so you are safer here! You should thank me for protecting you! – The Last Unicorn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schmendrick: Take me with you, for luck, for laughs, for the unknown... Unicorn: You may come with me, if you like, though I wish you'd asked for some other reward for having freed me. Schmendrick: I thought about it. But you couldn't granted my true wish. Unicorn: No. I cannot turn you into something you are not. I cannot turn you into a true magician. Schmendrick: Ah, it's ok. Don't worry about it. Unicorn: I'm not. – The Last Unicorn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Schmendrick: The Red Bull came for a unicorn, so she had to become something else. The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger… Molly Grue: You are an idiot! Do you hear me? You've lost her! You've trapped her in a human body! She'll go mad! – The Last Unicorn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lír: You were dreaming, my Lady. Amalthea: But I am always dreaming, even when I am awake! It is never finished. I will not trouble you, my Lord Prince. Lír: Trouble me, please, trouble me! I would court you with more grace, if I knew how. I only wish you wanted something of me.. Amalthea: Drown out my dreams! Keep me from remembering, whatever wants me to remember it! – The Last Unicorn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lír [as the Red Bull chases the Unicorn]: Do something! You have the power! I will kill you if you don't do something. Schmendrick: I cannot, not all the magic in the world can help her now. Molly Grue: Then what is magic for? What is the use of wizardry if it cannot even save a unicorn? Schmendrick: That's what heroes are for. Lír: Of course — that is exactly what heroes are for. – The Last Unicorn Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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