Vitruvius:
[back in Vitruvius's room] These mechanical birds will get our message out, they will go to an internet cafe and email the remaining Master Builders who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land. [he throws the birds out of the window]
Emmet:
Cuckoo Land? Wait, what happened to that whole training part?
Vitruvius:
Don't worry, Emmet. You're training begins now. [suddenly they hear a knock on the door]
Sheriff:
PIANO MAN, OPEN UP!
Vitruvius:
Your training begins later! [as Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle try to make their escape the Sheriff's men throw a dynamite at the door]
Sheriff:
On 3, 1...! [KA-BOOM!!!] [the deputy presses the fuse and the door blows open, they enter the room and we see Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle have escaped up through a hatch on the roof, as they escape through the roof hatch]
Wyldstyle:
[exhales deeply] Phwoo, I think we're in the clear.
Bad Cop:
[honk] Freeze, turkeys! [Emmet laughs, and he both start gasp]
[they look down to see Bad Cop and his army of robots all assembled outside the saloon]
Bad Cop:
All I want is the Piece of Resistance!
Wyldstyle:
WE WOULD RATHER HE DIED THAN GIVE IT TO YOU!!!!
Emmet:
I would not rather he died!
Bad Cop:
Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way or we can d-
Wyldstyle:
GO, RUN!
Bad Cop:
They took the hard way! Fire, fire!
Wyldstyle:
[his army of robots start firing at the trio as they continue to run and jump off the roof tops] Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckoo Land?!
Vitruvius:
Head for the big bright thing in the sky!
Emmet:
Do you mean The Sun?!
Vitruvius:
Yeah, yeah, that's it!
Wyldstyle:
Let's get outta here! Here, use this!
Emmet:
[Wyldstyle quickly builds a vehicle] WHAT?... No, wait! Hey, what are you doing?...
Wyldstyle:
LET'S GO!
Emmet:
[Screams] Aaah!!
[they fly off on Wyldstyle's vehicle as the robots continue to shoot at them]
Emmet:
I don't know what I'm doing. [Screams] Aaaaah!
Bad Cop:
[Bad Cop aims and shoots his gun] Goodbye, BOOM!
[the trio's vehicle explodes into pieces and the trio land in a water tank, the everyone screams. Wyldstyle screams as the trio fall to the ground, Cowboy Pig Farmer gasps, Emmet and Vitruvius end up in a pig pen. Emmet screams continue]
Emmet:
I'VE GOT PIGS! I HATE PIGS!
Wyldstyle:
Guys, quite playing around in the mud! I could use your help!
Emmet:
[Emmet and Vitruvius follow Wyldstyle with the pigs chasing after them] WYLDSTYLE, WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP!
[The falls his pulls behind a in the she hears, Emmet screams in slow motion, as they nearly run into a robot Wyldstyle manages to build another vehicle which uses the pigs to get them away in time. The pigs grunt. 'Wyldstyle:
Whoa!']
Wyldstyle:
VITRUVIUS, THEY'RE GAINING ON US! Build something!
Vitruvius:
Let Emmet try!
Emmet:
No, let's not let Emmet try! I haven't had any training!
Vitruvius:
That's okay, we'll start with how to become a Master Builder. Step 1; trust your instincts. [Emmet picks up a Lego piece not sure what to do]
Emmet:
Okay, okay. Eeeeehhh.
Wyldstyle:
BUILDING SOMETHING, BUILDING SOMETHING!
Emmet:
[chuckles] Take that! [he throws the Lego piece at the robots which is immediately run over by the army of robots chasing after them]
Vitruvius:
Unless your instincts are terrible.
[just then the sheriff starts shooting at them and suddenly a wheel comes off their vehicle as they're heading towards the edge of a cliff]
Vitruvius:
No, the wheel!
[their vehicle goes out of control as they head towards the edge of a cliff]
Wyldstyle:
I CAN'T CONTROL IT MUCH LONGER! [Emmet screams]
Vitruvius:
[He and stops Emmet screams] Emmet, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. [Emmet head starts spinning as Vitruvius's voice keeps echoing in his head] We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around, something that spins around, spins around, spins around [Vitruvius echoing and suddenly Emmet gets an idea, he pops off his hair and attaches the wheel to the top of his head and makes his way down the side of the vehicle]
Wyldstyle:
Emmet, where are you going?! [Emmet positions where the wheel would go which should help Wyldstyle steer the vehicle] Oh, this better work! Hang tight!
Sheriff:
DAGNABIT! [horses scream echoing and just as they reach the edge of the cliff Wyldstyle manages to turn and avoid going down, but the robots go over the edge and explode as they hit the ground]
Vitruvius:
Well, done, Emmet!
Emmet:
Hey, I did it!
Wyldstyle:
[Wyldstyle laughing] Wow, you actually did it. [chuckles, suddenly they hear they a train coming as an engine blows its whistle, hauling its coal tender, and lots of heavy freight cars] Train! [their vehicle crashes into the train cars]
[making the trio jump up into the air]
Emmet, Wyldstyle and Vitruvius:
[Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! [Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
[which makes Emmet get his hair attached back and then they all land on top of the freight cars of the train]
Wyldstyle:
[Gasps] Oh, no!
Bad Cop:
Get off my TRAIN!
Wyldstyle:
RUN! [Emmet screams and the trio start running across the train toward the engine as Bad Cop chases after them, as Bad Cop aims to shoot at them Emmet jumps in front of Wyldstyle to save her]
Emmet:
Wyldstyle! [Bad Cop whining as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Emmet gets hit and starts to cry] Owie!
Wyldstyle:
He's gonna ram us! [Emmet's gets starts to gasping] Quick, quick, quick! That piece, give me that piece!
Bad Cop:
Huh?!
Wyldstyle:
Build a ramp!
[Wyldstyle gasps as Bad Cop heads toward them with his car he crashes into the ramp and falls off the train but manages to avoid crashing to the ground as his vehicle transforms into a flying vehicle and he heads back up]
Wyldstyle:
WHAT THE HECK?!
Bad Cop:
Rest in pieces!
[Bad Cop shoots at the bridge making it explode]
Emmet:
Eeeeeehhhhh.
Wyldstyle:
Oh, no!
Emmet:
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, nononononononono...
[the train derails and starts falling down as the engine. The at all scream, it's coal tender, and several freight cars plummet into the river, changes into a hold hands Emmet and Wyldstyle, as they plummet toward a chase with crocodiles below everything becomes slow motion and Wyldstyle looks at Emmet]
Wyldstyle:
Hey, thanks for saving my life back there. Even if, you know, eventually it turned out to be pointless... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Emmet:
Well, for what it's worth, this has been about the greatest 15 minutes of my life... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... [Wyldstyle chuckles, as they go to hold hands they are suddenly saved by a superhero flying in with his aircraft]
Bad Cop:
What the...?
[after Batman flies in and saves them]
Batman:
Relax, everybody, I'm here.
Emmet:
Batman!
Batman:
[to Wyldstyle] What's up, babe?
Wyldstyle:
Babe!
Emmet:
WHAT?
Wyldstyle:
Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet. Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.
Batman:
I'm batman.
Emmet:
That's your boyfriend? [Emmet screams 'AAAAHHHH!!!' Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them] Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?
Wyldstyle:
It's actually a funny story. [she turns to see Batman has disappeared]
Bad Cop:
There he is!
Batman:
"Police" to meet you, Bad Cop. [Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]
Bad Cop:
Batman, the pleasure is all "spine"! [Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle]
Batman:
Guess what, you big hunk of junk? Your Car Is A Heap of Scrap Metal! [Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a heap of scrap metal and it start plummeting to the ground]
Bad Cop:
[Screams] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [as they watch Batman plummet with Bad Cop on his vehicle]
Emmet:
Oh, no! Your Boyfriend's Gone!
Batman:
Hey, Babe. [they turn to see Batman sat back in the drivers seat]
Emmet:
WHAT?
Batman:
[to Wyldstyle] Let's hold hands! [Batman and Wyldstyle hold hands, Emmet watches them hold onto each other, Wyldstyle inhales]
Emmet:
So Eeehhh. Hey-Guys? I think we're about to crash into the sun.
Batman:
Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool. [as they shatters through the sun, Batman's vehicle leaves it's batman mark in the middle of the sun]
