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Jennifer:
Brooklyn? I am not schlepping out to Brooklyn.

Lexy:
Jennifer, a good spy does not question her assignment.

Jennifer:
So what? I'm not a good spy. I'll live.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

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Lexy:
[to Jack] You're scared, aren't you?

Jack:
I'm not scared. I didn't wanna upset the detective. He seemed kinda strange.

Lexy:
That's because he was not a detective.

Jack:
What? And you know this because?

Lexy:
Because a New York detective could never afford a platinum watch, a Pumoni suit and alligator boots.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

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Jack:
[to Lexy] Besides, how can you tell a Pumoni suit from across the room?

Lexy:
Trust me, I can spot a knockoff from a mile away and that was the real thing. Same with the watch. The best. Platinum band, 18-carat accents and mother-of-pearl dials that allow you to check any two time zones simultaneously. It's the ultimate in chic. Just call it my New York sensibility hard at work.

Jack:
Wow, who'd of thought that your insane obsession with material objects would come in handy?

Lexy:
I'll take that as a compliment.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

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Jack:
Look, Brooklyn's not fancy like the Upper East Side, okay? I like it here. Everybody's cool. I bet you don't know your neighbors, right?

Lexy:
We don't have neighbors. We own the whole floor, but I did meet the people below us when I overflowed the bathtub once.

Jack:
Right. Overflowed the bathtub.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lexy:
[to Jack] So, what are all these trophies for?

Jack:
I like to bowl.

Lexy:
I hear that you have to wear shoes that other people have worn.

Jack:
Real bowlers have their own shoes. I'm not sure, but I think they have their own socks and underwear too, but that's the really good bowlers.

– Get a Clue  Movie Quote

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Carter:
You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. They're still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

Eric:
Still got your sense of humour

Carter:
Yes, I retained that, Eric.

– Get Carter  Movie Quote

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Architect:
I’ve got an awful feeling we aren’t going to get our fees for this job.

– Get Carter  Movie Quote

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Rod Williams:
I'm mad at you because you never take my advice.

Chris Washington:
Like what?

Rod Williams:
Like don't go to a white girl's parents' house. What is she doin'? Lickin' your balls or somethin'?

– Get Out  Movie Quote

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Chris Washington:
[about Andre Hayworth] He's different.

Rod Williams:
No shit! Why is he dressed like that?

Chris Washington:
It's not that, it's everything. He came to the party with a white woman like 30 years older than him.

Rod Williams:
Sex slave! Oh, shit! Chris, you gotta get the fuck up outta there, man! You in some Eyes Wide Shut situation. Leave, motherfuck - [cell phone line goes dead]

– Get Out  Movie Quote

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Chili:
So what're you tellin' me, you're never gonna go to sleep again?

Tommy:
No, I said I'm never goin' to bed. There's a difference. See, the article says most people die in their beds. I figure long as I stay outta bed, I'm safe.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Ray "Bones":
You got a miss. Leo Devoe. Guy's six weeks over.

Chili:
He died.

Ray "Bones":
How'd you know he died, he tell you?

Chili:
[Sarcastically] Yes, Ray, he told me he was dead.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Ray "Bones":
Momo is dead, which means that everything that he had now belongs to Jimmy Capp, including you, which also means when I speak, I'm speaking for Jimmy — e.g. from now on you start showing me the proper fucking respect.

Chili:
"e.g." means "for example." I think what you want to say is "i.e."

Ray "Bones":
Bullshit. That's short for "ergo."

Chili:
Ask your man.

Mob Guy:
To best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example."

Ray "Bones":
e.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this, is that when I say jump, you say "okay." Okay?

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
What is this?

Attendant:
An Oldsmobile Silhouette.

Chili:
I reserved a Cadillac.

Attendant:
Yeah, well, this one's the Cadillac of minivans.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
Harry Zimm, how you doing? I'm Chili Palmer.

Harry:
Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.

Chili:
Where you been, Harry?

Harry:
Have we met? I don't recall.

Chili:
We just did. I told you my name's Chili Palmer.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
Harry, look at me.

Harry:
I'm looking at you.

Chili:
I want you to keep looking right here, okay?

Harry:
That's what I'm doing.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
So you're thinking what if I was to put you next to my dry cleaner. Ask him if he wants to invest his money in a movie.

Harry:
That, or I'm thinking what if some tragic accident were to befall the widow Saffrin...

Chili:
I'm not gonna pop her, Harry.

Harry:
Just a thought.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Bo Catlett:
There's nothin' to know. You have an idea, you write down what you wanna say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where they belong, if you aren't positive yourself. Maybe fix up the spelling where you have some tricky words... although I've seen scripts where I know words weren't spelled right and there was hardly any commas in it at all. So I don't think it's too important. Anyway, you come to the last page you write in 'Fade out' and that's the end, you're done.

Chili:
That's all there is to it? Then what the fuck do I need you for?

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
You have a piece of a movie, that's all. You don't have a piece of Harry. He told you we're doing another movie first. And that's the way it's gonna be.

Ronnie:
Excuse me. But who the fuck are you?

Chili:
I'm the one telling you how it is. That's not too hard to figure out, is it?

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
Hey... Karen. How ya' doin'?

Karen:
What're you doing here?

Chili:
I wanted to come by, apologise for coming into your house like I did last night.

Karen:
Lemme get this straight, you broke in again to apologize for breaking in before?

Chili:
No, no... you let the patio door open. You gotta stop doin' that, all the nice things you got around here.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
You read Harry's new one? He says it's the best thing he's ever read.

Karen:
He must mean after "Slime Creature 3".

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
I was never much into it. All that bullshit having to do with respect. It's bad enough having to treat those guys like they're your heroes, having to smile when they make some stupid remark they think's real funny.

Karen:
And you think the movie business is any different?

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Doris:
What a spectacular view.

Harry:
Yeah, lovely. Last night I watched two guys carjack a Camero down on the corner of Argyle there.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Chili:
Martin, look at me.

Martin:
I'm looking at you.

Chili:
No, I want you to look at me the way I'm looking at you. Put it in your eyes, 'You're mine, asshole,' without saying it.

Martin:
Like this?

Chili:
What you're telling me, you're tired? You wanna go to bed?

Martin:
Wait. How about this?

Chili:
Now you're squinting like you need glasses. Look at me. I'm thinking, You're mine. I fuckin' own you. What I'm not doing is feeling anything about it one way or the other. You understand? You're not a person to me, you're a name in my collection book, a guy owes me money, that's all.

Martin:
How about this?

Chili:
That's not bad.

Martin:
That's what I think of you, asshole. Nothing.

Chili:
I believe it.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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Cabbie:
You ever wanta go to the beach, here's the freeway you take we're coming to.

Ray "Bones":
I live in Miami and you want to show me a fuckin' beach? The sun ever come out here, or you have this smog all the time?

Cabbie:
They say the smog's the reason we have such beautiful sunsets.

– Get Shorty  Movie Quote

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