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Gandhi:
[in South Africa] You mean you can appoint Mr. Baker as your attorney but you can't walk down the street with him?

Khan:
Well, I can, but I risk being kicked into the gutter by someone less holy than Mr. Baker.

Gandhi  Movie Quote

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Colonel:
[moments before the Amritsar Massacre] Should we issue a warning, sir?

Gen. Dyer:
They've had their warning. No meetings. [pause] Fire!

Gandhi  Movie Quote

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Government Advocate:
General Dyer, is it correct that you ordered your troops to fire at the thickest part of the crowd?

Gen. Dyer:
That is so.

Government Advocate:
1,516 casualties with 1,650 bullets.

Gen. Dyer:
My intention was to inflict a lesson that would have an impact throughout all India.

Indian Barrister:
General, had you been able to take in the armoured car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?

Gen. Dyer:
I think, probably – yes.

Lord Hunter:
General, did you realise there were children – and women – in the crowd?

Gen. Dyer:
I did.

Government Advocate:
But that was irrelevant to the point you were making?

Gen. Dyer:
That is correct.

Government Advocate:
Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded?

Gen. Dyer:
I was ready to help any who applied.

Government Advocate:
General, how does a child, shot with a .303 Lee Enfield, "apply" for help?

Gandhi  Movie Quote

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Mohammed Jinnah:
[After the Hindu-Muslim rioting all over India] You are the father of the nation.

Gandhi:
Today, I see no ground in that for anything but shame.

Gandhi  Movie Quote

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Bill:
[Smirking] Is this it, Priest? The Pope's new army? A few crusty bitches and a handful of rag-tags?

Priest Vallon:
Now, now, Bill--you swore this was a battle between warriors, not a bunch of Miss Nancies. So, warriors is what I brought.

[Vallon's Dead Rabbits are joined by a coalition of other gangs; the O'Connell Guard, the Plug Uglies, the Shirt Tails, the Chichesters, and the Forty Thieves; each gang's leader identify themselves as they arrive.]

O'Connell Guard leader:
The O'Connell Guard!

Plug Ugly leader:
The Plug Uglies!

Shirt Tail leader:
The Shirt Tails!

Chichester leader:
The Chichesters!

Forty Thieves leader:
The Forty Thieves!

Priest Vallon:
[after all the other gangs are gathered] Well, what do you think of us now, Bill? Together with the other five gangs, my new army matches the number with yours. What say you, brother?

Bill:
[Smiling] Uh-huh. Well, I guess we're even then. Let's get started then. [to his fellow natives] Bené? [Two Natives remove Bill's overcoat and top hat; Bill and the other Natives then arm themselves as the leader gives his pre-battle speech] On my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we are met at this chosen ground, to settle for good an' all who holds sway over the Five Points; us, Natives, born right-wise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it.

Natives:
Yeah!!!

Priest Vallon:
By the ancient laws of combat, I accept the challenge of the so-called "Natives"--you plague our people at every turn; but from this day out, you shall plague us no more, for let it be known that your hand that tries to strike us from this land shall be swiftly cut down.

Dead Rabbits and other gangs:
YEAH!!!

Bill:
Then may the Christian Lord guide my hand against your Roman popery.

Priest Vallon:
[Priest unsheathes his sword] Prepare to receive the true Lord!

[With a final cheer, the Natives and the other gangs charge at each other.]

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

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Bill:
No, I don't never sleep too much. I have to sleep with one eye open, and I only got one eye, right? How old are you, Amsterdam?

Amsterdam:
I'm not sure, sir. I never did quite figure it.

Bill:
I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how come I stayed alive this long? Fear. A spectacle of fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hands. If he offends me, I cut out his tongue. He rises up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike. Raise it up high so all on the streets can see. That's what preserves the order of things. Fear. That one tonight, who was he? A nobody. A coward. What an ignominious end that would have been. I killed the last honorable man fifteen years ago. Since then, it's... You seen his portrait downstairs?

Amsterdam:
Mm-hmm.

Bill:
Is your mouth all glued up with cunny juice? I asked you a question.

Amsterdam:
[angrily] I said I seen it, sir.

Bill:
[smiles] Oh, you got a murderous rage in you, and I like it. It's life, boiling up inside of you. It's good. The Priest and me, we lived by the same principles. It was only faith divided us. He gave me this, you know. That was the finest beating I ever took. My face was pulp, my guts was pierced, and my ribs was all mashed up. And when he came to finish me, I couldn't look him in the eye. He spared me because he wanted me to live in shame. This was a great man. A great man. So I cut out the eye that looked away. Sent it to him wrapped in blue paper. I would have cut 'em both out if I could have fought him blind. Then I rose back up again with a full heart and buried him in his own blood.

Amsterdam:
[pause] Well done.

Bill:
He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering. I never had a son. Civilization is crumbling. [places a hand on Amsterdam's head] God bless you.

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

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Bill:
I said no less than 15. - Is this fresh?

Amsterdam:
- Four hours most.

Bill:
Much obliged, gents.

Bill:
What's that word?

Amsterdam:
- It means body snatchers.

Bill:
- I didn't ask the meaning. I asked the word.

Amsterdam:
Ghoul.

Bill:
Ghoul? -That's a good word :)

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

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Bill:
[after foiling Amsterdam's attempt to kill him] I want you all to meet the son of Priest Vallon. I took him under my wing and see how I'm repaid. He saved my life one day so he could kill me the next like a sneak thief, instead of fighting like a man. A base defiler, unworthy of a noble name. [pulls the knife out of Amsterdam's chest]

Amsterdam:
Oh, God! Jesus!

[Bill hits him in the face. Amsterdam falls to the floor and McGloin begins to search him for hidden weapons]

Bill:
That'll do, McGloin. Spread him out.

[Amsterdam is spread out on a table. Bill climbs on it with cleaver in his hand]

Bill:
This is fresh meat! You know what I mean? [drives a cleaver into the table] We need to tenderize this meat a bit. Alright, lets kiss goodnight to that pretty face of yours!

[Bill leans down and actually tries to kiss Amsterdam, who spits in his face. In response, Bill screams furiously and headbutts Amsterdam several times]

Jenny:
No!

Bill:
[stands up and grabs the cleaver] What'll it be then? Rib or chop? Loin or shank? [throws the cleaver up in the air; the cleaver is shown going up, and then falling, in slow motion, and eventually hits the table right next to Amsterdam's head]

Crowd:
The liver! The spleen! The kidney! The lung! The liver! The tongue! The heart! The heart!

Bill:
The heart? This boy has no heart.

Crowd:
Then kill him!

Bill:
He ain't earned a death! He ain't earned a death at my hands! He'll walk amongst you marked with shame. A freak! Worthy of Barnum's museum of wonders. God's only man, spared by the Butcher. [grabs a red-hot knife and burns a mark on Amsterdam's cheek]

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

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Bill:
Tell me, this charge. Does it sit on easy with you?

Happy Jack:
No. Not uneasy , Bill. I wouldn't say that. But.....my allegiance is to the law. I'm paid to uphold the law.

[Bill lowers his head, lets out a sigh of frustration, makes a slow facepalm and then spreads his hands - all in theatrical manner - before finally answering]

Bill:
What in Heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation.

Happy Jack:
I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill.

Bill:
Here's the thing. I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack. That's more or less the thing. And I want you to go out there... You, nobody else. None of your little minions. I want you to go out there. And... [feigns crying] I want you... to punish... the person... responsible [sobs loudly] for murdering this... poor little rabbit [sobs again, twice, then becomes serious] Is that understood?

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

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Boss Tweed:
You killed an elected official?

Bill:
Who elected him?

Boss Tweed:
You don't know what you've done to yourself.

Bill:
[taps his glass eye with a knife] I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats! I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts! As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by mine own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

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[as Largeman, Mark, and Sam are leaving Albert's quarry.]

Andrew Largeman:
Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.

Albert:
Thanks...Hey, you too.

Garden State  Movie Quote

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Sam:
Well, don't try anything funny, 'cause my uncle's a bounty hunter and he can have you tracked and killed.

Andrew Largeman:
You're such a liar.

Garden State  Movie Quote

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Andrew Largeman:
I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!

Sam:
I'm not innocent.

Andrew Largeman:
Yes, you are. That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other, or whatever else is down here!

Mark:
Man, that's the most worked up I've ever seen you.

Sam:
He's protecting me.

Andrew Largeman:
So?

Sam:
He likes me!

Andrew Largeman:
Don't be cute.

Sam:
He's my knight in shining armor.

Andrew Largeman:
Don't talk about knights in front of Mark. It's a sore subject.

Mark:
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.

Andrew Largeman:
Pun intended?

Garden State  Movie Quote

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Andrew Largeman:
You're a cop, Kenny?

Kenny:
Yeah, I know.

Andrew Largeman:
Why?

Kenny:
I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do. Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like, ummmm... rich!

Andrew Largeman:
But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal.

Kenny:
I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was. I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now.

Garden State  Movie Quote

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Tim:
By the way, it says "Balls" on your face.

Andrew:
[to Mark] Asshole.

Mark:
My mom did it.

Garden State  Movie Quote

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Diego:
Raise your hand if you just saw some titties

[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]

Diego:
Ok. Now everybody calm the fuck down!

Garden State  Movie Quote

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Mark's Mom:
Don't be shy, Tim, tell them what you said to me last night.

Tim:
No...

Mark:
Tell us what you said to her last night!

Tim:
[In Klingon] Kiteeki maru, al fooksu.

Mark:
You have got to be kidding me.

Mark's Mom:
It means "I like to mate after battle."

Tim:
That isn't what I said.

Mark's Mom:
Yeah...

Tim:
NO, that isn't the one I said! This one means "Kill Kirk".... and also, "hallelujah", depending on the context...

Garden State  Movie Quote

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Largeman:
Oh, you mean Gymnastics Tina? How did she do it?

Mark:
I don't know. She isn't Jewish, I didn't bury her.

Karl Benson:
I think it was painkillers. Or that car in the garage thing.

Garden State  Movie Quote

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Dargis:
But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 lives!

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties  Movie Quote

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Prince:
All right, I'll count to 100.

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties  Movie Quote

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Prince:
35, 36, 37, 38... ..96, 97, 98, 99, 100.

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties  Movie Quote

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Jon:
Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties  Movie Quote

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Garfield:
13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties  Movie Quote

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Garfield:
[while at Buckingham Palace] Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? [Odie whizzes on a soldier's foot] Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! [the soldier looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie] The British are coming! The British are coming!

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties  Movie Quote

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