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Tommy Webber:
Whoo!

Guy Fleegman:
We're getting hammered, Jason! Return fire?

Jason Nesmith:
No! Divert all energy to the armor!

Sarris:
How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.

Gwen DeMarco:
Sarris' ship accelerating toward us at Mark 2.

Jason Nesmith:
Accelerate to Mark 4!

Galaxy Quest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sarris:
Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake.

Jason Nesmith:
Well, let me tell you something, Sarris! It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating!

Gwen DeMarco:
Armor almost gone, Jason!

Sarris:
You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper!

Jason Nesmith:
And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines!

[The Protector is shown to have mines trailing it towards Sarris' ship]

Sarris:
OH, NO! TURN! TURN!

[Sarris quickly does something on a console as the mines slam into his ship and destroy it. The actors cheer]

Galaxy Quest  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nicholas:
No, what is this for? What are you... selling?

Jim Feingold:
Oh. It's a game.

Nicholas:
A game?

Jim Feingold:
Specifically tailored for each participant. Think of it as a great vacation. Except you don't go to it, it comes to you.

Nicholas:
What... What kind of vacation?

Jim Feingold:
It's different every time.

Nicholas:
Humor me with specifics.

Jim Feingold:
We provide whatever's lacking.

Nicholas:
And what if nothing is lacking?

Jim Feingold:
May I make two suggestions?

Nicholas:
You really think that I'll participate without knowing any...

Jim Feingold:
First, admit to yourself that it sounds intriguing. Second, you don't have to decide today. Take the silly test, fill out the stupid forms. One day, your game begins. You either love it or hate it. Decide then. You know we...We are like an experiential book-of-the-month club. You can drop out at any time with no further obligation. That was my sales pitch.

The Game  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nicholas:
What is this?

Daniel Schorr:
[on TV] This is your game, Nicholas, and welcome to it. I'm here to let you in on a few ground rules. You received the very first key, and others will follow. You'll never know where you'll find them or how you'll need to use them. So keep your eyes open.

Nicholas:
How do you... You can see me?

Daniel Schorr:
Let us save the questions till afterwards.

Nicholas:
How does this work?

Daniel Schorr:
There's a tiny camera looking at you right now.

Nicholas:
That's impossible.

Daniel Schorr:
You're right, impossible. You're having a conversation with your television.

The Game  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nicholas:
All right. What happened?

Conrad:
Shh!

Nicholas:
Conrad, where're we going?

Conrad:
Just wait!

Nicholas:
What are you doing?

Conrad:
They're methodical. If I can't trust the room service in the hotel, I sure as hell can't trust a fucking car.

Nicholas:
Who?

Conrad:
CRS. Who do you think! Jesus! When I think what I almost got you into...

Nicholas:
What are you saying?

Conrad:
Oh, I'm so fucked. They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you! And just when you think it's all over that's when the real fucking starts!

Nicholas:
All right, calm down. Just take a breath.

Conrad:
They won't stop, Nick. I paid the bill. I gave them their fucking money. They won't leave me alone!

Nicholas:
What're they doing to you?

Conrad:
Everything! I'm a goddamned human pinãta.

Nicholas:
Calm down! And why do they keep playing if you've already paid?

Conrad:
I don't know. I don't know. I paid them more to make it stop!

The Game  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Conrad:
You're with them.

Nicholas:
What?

Conrad:
You're doing this. You're part of it. [holding up CRS keys he found in the glove compartment] Whose are these?

Nicholas:
I don't know about those. Somebody put them in the car.

Conrad:
You're behind the whole thing, aren't you?

Nicholas:
What are you talking about?

Conrad:
You brought them to me. These were in your car! They're right there in your fucking car!

Nicholas:
Conrad! Listen to what you're saying.

Conrad:
No! You're not gonna control this conversation.

Nicholas:
Why would I ever do what you're describing?

Conrad:
Because you resent me.

Nicholas:
Stop being emotional.

Conrad:
It kills you that I'm living my life.

Nicholas:
Lower your voice, Conrad!

Conrad:
What? You're afraid somebody's gonna witness the scene?

Nicholas:
[to nearby people] Get back in your... Get back in your fucking house! [to Conrad] Will you stop it? I'm calling the cops.

Conrad:
You're just so afraid that somebody's gonna see what a manipulative fucking control freak you are!

Nicholas:
What is wrong with you? What are you on?

Conrad:
Oh, I'm sorry, Nick. I'm sorry I didn't live up to your expectations.

Nicholas:
Ah, bullshit!

Conrad:
I'm not you. I'll never be you. I don't wanna be you.

Nicholas:
There you go again! I'm your brother! Always pushing the responsibility out on me. For Christ's sakes, I'm your brother! All I ever tried to do was help you.

Conrad:
I don't want your help! Nobody asked you to play dad!

Nicholas:
No! You don't say that. Did I have a choice?

Conrad:
Jackass!

Nicholas:
Conrad!

Conrad:
What? I don't want your help! Nobody asked you to play dad!

Nicholas:
Did I have a choice? Did I have a choice?

The Game  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nicholas:
Get out of the car.

Christine:
I could've handed you to them. And they find me now they...

Nicholas:
Get out of the goddamn car!

Christine:
You don't have a choice! No one else's gonna tell you what's going on! You wanna know? 'Cause if I'm gone you never will. I can't believe they didn't even take the time to get the fucking house right.

Nicholas:
Who are they?

Christine:
I don't know. Nobody does. I'm an employee.

Nicholas:
Then what good are you?

Christine:
I know things like who you can trust and that your brother was in it from beginning...

Nicholas:
That's a lie.

Christine:
Yeah? I was your waitress on your birthday. Connie told you about CRS that day. Ever seen me in there before? Sorry. I mean, it wasn't his fault. I guess he thought it was his only way out. They fleeced him real good.

Nicholas:
How did they get to him?

Christine:
Same thing to him they did to you.

Nicholas:
What are you talking about?

Christine:
Have you checked your accounts? That night in your office I got the number to your private line and modem that gave CRS remote access to your computer. You gave them everything else.

Nicholas:
What?

Christine:
You took their tests, handwriting, voice samples, psych info. They used it all to figure out your passwords. And Feingold, the guy who signed you up, he did 5 years for hacking Citibank. They only had to keep you distracted while they broke into your financial network, transferred your holdings into dummy accounts... Overseas operator, please. Why else were they willing to shoot at us?

[Nicholas picks up the phone]

Bank rep:
Alamein Bank, Zurich, Switzerland.

Christine:
Because they're finished with you. Live or dead's the same. Long as you disappear.

Nicholas:
Yeah.

Bank rep:
Can I have your code, please?

Nicholas:
Yes. Blue-two-backslash-0-6-0-0. "D" as in David. That's right. The balance? That's impossible.

Christine:
They already got it, Nicholas. They got everything.

The Game  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Samuel:
Nick, it's Sam. I got your message. I was disturbed to say the least.

Nicholas:
So, what are we gonna do?

Samuel:
I've been on the phone for an hour already. Nicholas, your funds are intact. Nothing's been touched.

Nicholas:
What are you talking about?

Samuel:
I checked on them myself.

Christine:
Who is it?

Samuel:
I made the calls. Nothing's changed. I'm telling you. Not one cent is unaccounted for.

Christine:
Who is it?

Nicholas:
My attorney says that nothing is missing.

Christine:
He's in on it.

Samuel:
I don't know what the hell is happening, but stay where you are until I get there.

Christine:
Sutherland's in on it.

Samuel:
Nicholas, I have another call. Give me your precise location.

Christine:
Nicholas? We've got to get out of here.

Nicholas:
How did they get to him? Why did...

Christine:
I wouldn't worry about it.

Nicholas:
What do you mean?

Christine:
It's out of your hands. Cellular calls can be intercepted. Those calls you made to B of A, France. B of A, France, Switzerland, you were talking to us. You were talking to us. Filled in the blanks. Access codes, passwords, stuff even your lawyer didn't have. We have it now so we're done. Bye, Nicholas.

The Game  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nicholas:
Lionel Fisher, I love your work.

Jim Feingold:
Okay, please. Look, I, uh... I got my kids.

Nicholas:
Get rid of them.

Jim Feingold:
All right, guys, uh, guys. Snack time. More snacks. Here, go, go, go. That's all. Uh... It was just a job. Nothing personal. You know. I mean, I play my part, improvise a little. I mean, it's what I'm good at...

Nicholas:
I need to talk to who's in charge.

Jim Feingold:
Nobody knows. I mean nobody gets a big picture... Hey, Tammy, Alex cut it out. Damn it, why do they do that?

Nicholas:
Your offices are empty. I need to find out where they are.

Jim Feingold:
Look, they own the whole building. They just move from floor to floor.

Nicholas:
And you work for them, right? You can get me in.

Jim Feingold:
No, I can't.

Nicholas:
Oh, yes, you can. You can tell them the police called. You got to speak to someone. You tell them I'm gonna blow the whistle on them.

Jim Feingold:
What whistle? There's no fucking whistle. This is very dangerous. I don't think that you understand.

Nicholas:
Right now I am extremely dangerous.

Jim Feingold:
Michael, guys. Come on, we're leaving. [after driving] Well we're here.

Nicholas:
Drive in.

Jim Feingold:
What're you gonna do, anyway? You won't get your money back.

Nicholas:
I don't care about money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I wanna meet the wizard.

The Game  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe:
Well, who are you here with?

Peyton:
My father.

Joe:
Well, you better go get him, because I'm sure he's looking for you.

Peyton:
He's not looking for me.

Joe:
How do you know?

Peyton:
Because he's looking at me.

Joe:
What?

Peyton:
Hi, we've never met before, you were married to my mom, Sara. Sara Kelly. My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.

The Game Plan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe:
You need to be a mom to do this stuff.

Monique:
I don't know about that. True, mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything...

The Game Plan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peyton:
Stupid is a mean word.

Kyle:
No it isn't.

Peyton:
Yes it is.

Kyle:
No it isn't.

Peyton:
Yes it is.

The Game Plan  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gandhi:
[in South Africa] You mean you can appoint Mr. Baker as your attorney but you can't walk down the street with him?

Khan:
Well, I can, but I risk being kicked into the gutter by someone less holy than Mr. Baker.

Gandhi  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Colonel:
[moments before the Amritsar Massacre] Should we issue a warning, sir?

Gen. Dyer:
They've had their warning. No meetings. [pause] Fire!

Gandhi  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Government Advocate:
General Dyer, is it correct that you ordered your troops to fire at the thickest part of the crowd?

Gen. Dyer:
That is so.

Government Advocate:
1,516 casualties with 1,650 bullets.

Gen. Dyer:
My intention was to inflict a lesson that would have an impact throughout all India.

Indian Barrister:
General, had you been able to take in the armoured car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?

Gen. Dyer:
I think, probably – yes.

Lord Hunter:
General, did you realise there were children – and women – in the crowd?

Gen. Dyer:
I did.

Government Advocate:
But that was irrelevant to the point you were making?

Gen. Dyer:
That is correct.

Government Advocate:
Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded?

Gen. Dyer:
I was ready to help any who applied.

Government Advocate:
General, how does a child, shot with a .303 Lee Enfield, "apply" for help?

Gandhi  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mohammed Jinnah:
[After the Hindu-Muslim rioting all over India] You are the father of the nation.

Gandhi:
Today, I see no ground in that for anything but shame.

Gandhi  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bill:
[Smirking] Is this it, Priest? The Pope's new army? A few crusty bitches and a handful of rag-tags?

Priest Vallon:
Now, now, Bill--you swore this was a battle between warriors, not a bunch of Miss Nancies. So, warriors is what I brought.

[Vallon's Dead Rabbits are joined by a coalition of other gangs; the O'Connell Guard, the Plug Uglies, the Shirt Tails, the Chichesters, and the Forty Thieves; each gang's leader identify themselves as they arrive.]

O'Connell Guard leader:
The O'Connell Guard!

Plug Ugly leader:
The Plug Uglies!

Shirt Tail leader:
The Shirt Tails!

Chichester leader:
The Chichesters!

Forty Thieves leader:
The Forty Thieves!

Priest Vallon:
[after all the other gangs are gathered] Well, what do you think of us now, Bill? Together with the other five gangs, my new army matches the number with yours. What say you, brother?

Bill:
[Smiling] Uh-huh. Well, I guess we're even then. Let's get started then. [to his fellow natives] Bené? [Two Natives remove Bill's overcoat and top hat; Bill and the other Natives then arm themselves as the leader gives his pre-battle speech] On my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we are met at this chosen ground, to settle for good an' all who holds sway over the Five Points; us, Natives, born right-wise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it.

Natives:
Yeah!!!

Priest Vallon:
By the ancient laws of combat, I accept the challenge of the so-called "Natives"--you plague our people at every turn; but from this day out, you shall plague us no more, for let it be known that your hand that tries to strike us from this land shall be swiftly cut down.

Dead Rabbits and other gangs:
YEAH!!!

Bill:
Then may the Christian Lord guide my hand against your Roman popery.

Priest Vallon:
[Priest unsheathes his sword] Prepare to receive the true Lord!

[With a final cheer, the Natives and the other gangs charge at each other.]

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bill:
No, I don't never sleep too much. I have to sleep with one eye open, and I only got one eye, right? How old are you, Amsterdam?

Amsterdam:
I'm not sure, sir. I never did quite figure it.

Bill:
I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how come I stayed alive this long? Fear. A spectacle of fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hands. If he offends me, I cut out his tongue. He rises up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike. Raise it up high so all on the streets can see. That's what preserves the order of things. Fear. That one tonight, who was he? A nobody. A coward. What an ignominious end that would have been. I killed the last honorable man fifteen years ago. Since then, it's... You seen his portrait downstairs?

Amsterdam:
Mm-hmm.

Bill:
Is your mouth all glued up with cunny juice? I asked you a question.

Amsterdam:
[angrily] I said I seen it, sir.

Bill:
[smiles] Oh, you got a murderous rage in you, and I like it. It's life, boiling up inside of you. It's good. The Priest and me, we lived by the same principles. It was only faith divided us. He gave me this, you know. That was the finest beating I ever took. My face was pulp, my guts was pierced, and my ribs was all mashed up. And when he came to finish me, I couldn't look him in the eye. He spared me because he wanted me to live in shame. This was a great man. A great man. So I cut out the eye that looked away. Sent it to him wrapped in blue paper. I would have cut 'em both out if I could have fought him blind. Then I rose back up again with a full heart and buried him in his own blood.

Amsterdam:
[pause] Well done.

Bill:
He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering. I never had a son. Civilization is crumbling. [places a hand on Amsterdam's head] God bless you.

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bill:
I said no less than 15. - Is this fresh?

Amsterdam:
- Four hours most.

Bill:
Much obliged, gents.

Bill:
What's that word?

Amsterdam:
- It means body snatchers.

Bill:
- I didn't ask the meaning. I asked the word.

Amsterdam:
Ghoul.

Bill:
Ghoul? -That's a good word :)

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bill:
[after foiling Amsterdam's attempt to kill him] I want you all to meet the son of Priest Vallon. I took him under my wing and see how I'm repaid. He saved my life one day so he could kill me the next like a sneak thief, instead of fighting like a man. A base defiler, unworthy of a noble name. [pulls the knife out of Amsterdam's chest]

Amsterdam:
Oh, God! Jesus!

[Bill hits him in the face. Amsterdam falls to the floor and McGloin begins to search him for hidden weapons]

Bill:
That'll do, McGloin. Spread him out.

[Amsterdam is spread out on a table. Bill climbs on it with cleaver in his hand]

Bill:
This is fresh meat! You know what I mean? [drives a cleaver into the table] We need to tenderize this meat a bit. Alright, lets kiss goodnight to that pretty face of yours!

[Bill leans down and actually tries to kiss Amsterdam, who spits in his face. In response, Bill screams furiously and headbutts Amsterdam several times]

Jenny:
No!

Bill:
[stands up and grabs the cleaver] What'll it be then? Rib or chop? Loin or shank? [throws the cleaver up in the air; the cleaver is shown going up, and then falling, in slow motion, and eventually hits the table right next to Amsterdam's head]

Crowd:
The liver! The spleen! The kidney! The lung! The liver! The tongue! The heart! The heart!

Bill:
The heart? This boy has no heart.

Crowd:
Then kill him!

Bill:
He ain't earned a death! He ain't earned a death at my hands! He'll walk amongst you marked with shame. A freak! Worthy of Barnum's museum of wonders. God's only man, spared by the Butcher. [grabs a red-hot knife and burns a mark on Amsterdam's cheek]

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bill:
Tell me, this charge. Does it sit on easy with you?

Happy Jack:
No. Not uneasy , Bill. I wouldn't say that. But.....my allegiance is to the law. I'm paid to uphold the law.

[Bill lowers his head, lets out a sigh of frustration, makes a slow facepalm and then spreads his hands - all in theatrical manner - before finally answering]

Bill:
What in Heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation.

Happy Jack:
I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill.

Bill:
Here's the thing. I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack. That's more or less the thing. And I want you to go out there... You, nobody else. None of your little minions. I want you to go out there. And... [feigns crying] I want you... to punish... the person... responsible [sobs loudly] for murdering this... poor little rabbit [sobs again, twice, then becomes serious] Is that understood?

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Boss Tweed:
You killed an elected official?

Bill:
Who elected him?

Boss Tweed:
You don't know what you've done to yourself.

Bill:
[taps his glass eye with a knife] I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats! I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts! As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by mine own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.

Gangs of New York  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[as Largeman, Mark, and Sam are leaving Albert's quarry.]

Andrew Largeman:
Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.

Albert:
Thanks...Hey, you too.

Garden State  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam:
Well, don't try anything funny, 'cause my uncle's a bounty hunter and he can have you tracked and killed.

Andrew Largeman:
You're such a liar.

Garden State  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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