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Chili:
You have a piece of a movie, that's all. You don't have a piece of Harry. He told you we're doing another movie first. And that's the way it's gonna be.

Ronnie:
Excuse me. But who the fuck are you?

Chili:
I'm the one telling you how it is. That's not too hard to figure out, is it?

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Chili:
Hey... Karen. How ya' doin'?

Karen:
What're you doing here?

Chili:
I wanted to come by, apologise for coming into your house like I did last night.

Karen:
Lemme get this straight, you broke in again to apologize for breaking in before?

Chili:
No, no... you let the patio door open. You gotta stop doin' that, all the nice things you got around here.

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Chili:
You read Harry's new one? He says it's the best thing he's ever read.

Karen:
He must mean after "Slime Creature 3".

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Chili:
I was never much into it. All that bullshit having to do with respect. It's bad enough having to treat those guys like they're your heroes, having to smile when they make some stupid remark they think's real funny.

Karen:
And you think the movie business is any different?

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Doris:
What a spectacular view.

Harry:
Yeah, lovely. Last night I watched two guys carjack a Camero down on the corner of Argyle there.

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Chili:
Martin, look at me.

Martin:
I'm looking at you.

Chili:
No, I want you to look at me the way I'm looking at you. Put it in your eyes, 'You're mine, asshole,' without saying it.

Martin:
Like this?

Chili:
What you're telling me, you're tired? You wanna go to bed?

Martin:
Wait. How about this?

Chili:
Now you're squinting like you need glasses. Look at me. I'm thinking, You're mine. I fuckin' own you. What I'm not doing is feeling anything about it one way or the other. You understand? You're not a person to me, you're a name in my collection book, a guy owes me money, that's all.

Martin:
How about this?

Chili:
That's not bad.

Martin:
That's what I think of you, asshole. Nothing.

Chili:
I believe it.

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Cabbie:
You ever wanta go to the beach, here's the freeway you take we're coming to.

Ray "Bones":
I live in Miami and you want to show me a fuckin' beach? The sun ever come out here, or you have this smog all the time?

Cabbie:
They say the smog's the reason we have such beautiful sunsets.

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Escobar:
Now why would you do that? Put the money in a locker?

Bo Catlett:
Because there were a zillion DEA guys hanging around the terminal.

Escobar:
A zillion, huh? That's a lot.

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Ronnie:
The man you're standin' on happens to belong to me and my partner, bro.

Ray "Bones":
Well, this piece of shit owes me money.

Ronnie:
Hey, get in line.

Ray "Bones":
Yeah, but I don't like waiting in lines.

Ronnie:
Tough shit, bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, you gotta talk to me.

Ray "Bones":
No no no, fuck you fuckball. I mean, L.A is an open city, and I don't think I have to get permission from nobody for nothing.

Ronnie:
Oh really? Well, I just closed it.

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Bear:
You see the paper?

Bo Catlett:
I seen it, but I don't believe it. Says Harry shot Ronnie five times. Four to the chest and one through his foot.

Bear:
His foot. Jeez, poor Ronnie...

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Chili:
What kinda food they serve at this Ivy place anyway?

Karen:
Continental, but it doesn't matter. Martin won't order from the menu.

Chili:
Why not?

Karen:
Because a movie star can never order straight from the menu. They have to think of something they have to have that isn't on the menu.

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Chili:
You don't need that. You want to sit down and talk, it's fine with me. Get this straightened out. How'd you get in here?

Ray "Bones":
I told them I was you. I acted real stupid and they believed me.

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Ray "Bones":
That man, he's got no respect for us.

Jimmy:
No, he's got no respect for YOU!

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Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Colonel? Colonel, darlin'. Rise up, me bucko. [Chamberlain groans.] Oh, I'm sorry, darlin', but we've got a bit of a problem here, Colonel, would ye like to hear about it? Would ye wake up, sir? We got a whole company comin', sir. This way. I'll give ye time to wake up, but we've got quite a problem. Altogether, 120 men are comin'. We're to be havin' them as guests.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
[still half asleep] What?

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Yeah. Should be here any minute.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Who?

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Mutineers. Mutineers, Colonel, me lad. 120 men from the old 2nd Maine which has been disbanded.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
120 mutineers? [gestures for Kilrain to keep talking.]

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Yes, sir. Ye see, what happened was the enlistment papers on the old 2nd Maine run out. So they were sent home. All except these 120 fellows who'd foolishly signed 3-year papers. 3 years, that is. So these poor fellows, they got one more year to serve, only, you see, they thought they was signin' to fight only with the 2nd Maine and the 2nd Maine only. So, they, uh, quit. They resigned, ye see. 120 men! [Chamberlain puts his head down.] Colonel? Are ye all right?

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Yeah.

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Well, the point is, sir, these Maine fellows; they won't fight no more. And nobody can send them home and nobody knows what to do with them. Til they thought of us. Being as we are the only other Maine regiment in the Fifth Corps. So they've been assigned to us. Yes, sir. I've a message here from the new commanding general. George Meade, sir, that's right! Our very own general of our very own corps has been promoted to command of the whole army. The latest, if ye keep track of them as they go by. [pulls out message, reads] The message says, uh, they'll be arrivin' this mornin', and they're to join us, oh, and if they refuse to follow orders, please feel free to shoot 'em.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
To... to shoot 'em?

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Yes, sir.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
These are Maine me?

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
[nods] Mm-hm.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
[takes the note, reads] "You are hereby authorized to shoot any man who refuses to do his duty." Buster, are these all Maine men?

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Yes, sir, and fine big fellows they are, too.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
[sighs] Mutiny. I thought that was a word for the navy.

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Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
What's your name?

Pvt. Joseph Bucklin:
I don't feel too kindly, Colonel.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Yes, well, I'm not usually this informal. I just, uh, just took command of this regiment a few days ago, so somebody ought to welcome you to my, uh-- to our outfit. They, uh, they tell me that, uh, they're holding you fellas because you signed 3-year papers-- I'm sorry. Would you like some coffee? [Bucklin shakes his head] You sure? Go ahead, sit down, Mister...

Pvt. Joseph Bucklin:
Bucklin.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Bucklin.

Pvt. Joseph Bucklin:
Joseph Bucklin. Listen, Colonel, I've been in eleven different engagements. How many have you been in?

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Not that many.

Pvt. Joseph Bucklin:
It ain't the papers. I done my share. We all have. Damn good men. Should not to be used this way. Lookee here. [Bucklin pulls up his pants leg to reveal a bullet wound scar] Went clean through.

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
[walks up] Colonel, we got a courier comin'. [walks off]

Pvt. Joseph Bucklin:
Listen, Colonel, I'm tired. You know what I mean? I'm tired. I've had all this army, and all these officers, this damn Hooker, this damn idiot Meade. All of them. The whole bloody, lousy rotten mess of sick-brained, potbellied scareheads that ain't fit to lead a johnny detail! They ain't fit to pour pee out of a boot with instructions written under the heel. I'm tired. We are good men and we had our own good flag. These damn idiots used us like we were cows or dogs or worse. We ain't gonna win this war. We can't win no-how with these lame-brain bastards from West Point. These damn gentlemen, these officers!

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Lt. Tom Chamberlain:
One thing about this brigade is we got our own special bugle call. Ever hear tell of Dan Butterfield?

2nd Maine Soldier:
What, General Butterfield? What was with Hooker?

Lt. Tom Chamberlain:
That's the same fellow. See, he used to be our brigade commander.

2nd Maine Soldier:
Yeah, he was a pistol. No man like him for having a good time.

Lt. Tom Chamberlain:
I don't know about that. But I know he used to like to write bugle calls. The problem with this army is, we got too many calls. We got a call for artillery, infantry, get up and eat, retreat. Anyway, old Butterfield, he wrote a special call for this here brigade. Say there is an order for this brigade, you and me. Some blame fool'll be blowing his bugle, we will think that order's for us when it wasn't. We'll follow that order anyway, and then we'll look around and we'll be in a world of hurt.

2nd Maine Soldier:
Yeah, that happened to me once. Us, that is. Half the regiment charged, the other half retreated. You had your choice.

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Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Tell me something, Buster. What do you think of Negroes?

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Well, if you mean the race, I don't really know. This is not a thing to be ashamed of. The thing is, you cannot judge a race. Any man who judges by the group is a pea-wit. You take men one at a time.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
To me, there was never any difference.

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
None at all?

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
None at all. Of course, I haven't known that many freed men, but those I knew in Bangor, Portland, you look in the eye, there was a man. There was a "divine spark," as my mother used to call it. That is all there is to it. Races are men. "What a piece of work is man. How infinite in faculties, in form and moving. How express and admirable. In action, how like an angel."

Pvt. Buster Kilrain:
Well, if he's an angel, all right then. But he damn well must be a killer angel. Colonel, darling, you're a lovely man. I see a great vast difference between us, yet I admire you, lad. You're an idealist, praise be. The truth is, Colonel, there is no "divine spark." There's many a man alive no more of value than a dead dog. Believe me. When you've seen them hang each other the way I have back in the Old Country. Equality? What I'm fighting for is the right to prove I'm a better man than many of them. Where have you seen this "divine spark" in operation, Colonel? Where have you noted this magnificent equality? No two things on earth are equal or have an equal chance. Not a leaf, not a tree. There's many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don't think race or country matters a damn. What matters, Colonel, is justice. Which is why I'm here. I'll be treated as I deserve. Not as my father deserved. I'm Kilrain, and I damn all gentlemen. There is only one aristocracy, and that is right here. [taps his temple] And that's why we've got to win this war.

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Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Sergeant Owen, let's get these fellows some muskets.

Sgt. Owen:
There are no muskets, sir.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
[to 2nd Maine men] You just wait here for a bit. There'll be guns available in a little while.

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Lt. Thomas Chamberlain:
The boys from the 2nd Maine are being fed, Lawrence.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Ye- Don't call me Lawrence.

Lt. Thomas Chamberlain:
Darn it, Lawrence, I'm your brother.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Well, just be careful about the name business in front of the men, alright? Just because you're my brother- It looks like favoritism.

Lt. Thomas Chamberlain:
God Almighty, General Meade's got his own son as his aide-de-camp.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
Well, that's different. Generals can do anything. Nothing quite so much like God on Earth as a general on a battlefield.

Lt. Thomas Chamberlain:
Well, what are you gonna do with 'em, huh, sir? Colonel, sir. You can't shoot 'em, you'll never go back to Maine if you do that.

Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain:
I know that, I know that. I wonder if they do.

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Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
You English had your own civil war once, didn't you?

Lt. Col. Arthur Fremantle:
Oh, that was ages ago. Wouldn't dream of it now. Cavaliers and Roundheads. "Off with his head, off with his head!" Heads lying about everywhere. One could hardly take a step without tripping over a fallen crown. We're much more civilized now, I assure you.

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Lt. Col. Arthur Fremantle:
We have so much in common, your country and mine. I earnestly hope that we shall become allies.

Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
Your government will never ally itself with a Confederacy that had the institution of slavery. You know that, and so do I.

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Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
I've got some night work for you. Are you up for it?

Harrison:
"All the world will be in love with night, and pay no worship to the garish sun!"

Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
When this is over, I do look forward to seeing you on the stage.

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General Robert E. Lee:
General Ewell, I had hoped that after moving through the town, you would've taken that hill.

Lt. Gen. Richard Ewell:
I didn't think it was practical. Well, for many reasons. We'd marched all day, and we'd fought. And your orders were to caution against bringing on a general engagement.

Maj. Gen. Jubal Early:
There were reports of Federal troops in the north, sir. We couldn't bring sufficient artillery to bear on that hill. We decided it was best to wait for another of our divisions, Johnson's.

Lt. Gen. Richard Ewell:
Yes, sir. Johnson didn't arrive till after dark, just a while ago. He's out there now, looking over the terrain.

General Robert E. Lee:
General Early, do you think you can attack on your flank in the morning?

Maj. Gen. Jubal Early:
[sighs] That hill will be a very strong position once it's fortified, which is what they're doing right now, sir.

General Robert E. Lee:
I am very much aware of that, General.

Maj. Gen. Jubal Early:
Have you looked over the ground yourself, sir?

General Robert E. Lee:
From a distance only.

Maj. Gen. Jubal Early:
I do not think we should attack this point. This will be the strong point. Our troops have marched hard and fought hard toady. I suggest we hold here while the rest of the army attacks the other flank.

General Robert E. Lee:
Do you think an attack on your flank will succeed?

Maj. Gen. Jubal Early:
I think it would be very costly.

Lt. Gen. Richard Ewell:
Very costly, sir.

General Robert E. Lee:
General Rodes?

Maj. Gen. Robert Rodes:
We, uh, could attack of course, General, but the boys have had a good fight and that will be a strong position. General, I am sorry we didn't take that hill today.

General Robert E. Lee:
Well, this day is done. You know, General Longstreet proposes that we move our army around to the right, and flank the Federal army, and interpose between Meade and Washington.

Lt. Gen. Richard Ewell:
And to vacate this position? To leave this town we've just captured, sir?

General Robert E. Lee:
This town is of no military significance whatsoever, General.

Maj. Gen. Jubal Early:
To move this entire corps in the face of a fortified enemy?

General Robert E. Lee:
And yet you tell me that you cannot attack in the morning? Gentlemen, if we do not withdraw and if we do not move in the face the enemy then we must attack. Is there any alternative? General Hill?

Lt. Gen. Ambrose P. Hill:
No, sir.

General Robert E. Lee:
Very well. I do thank you, gentlemen.

[Generals Early, Rodes, and Hill salute and leave. General Ewell remains to speak to Lee.]

Lt. Gen. Richard Ewell:
[clears throat] General... I believe I may have been too slow today. I regret that very much. I was trying to be careful. May have been too careful.

General Robert E. Lee:
You won a victory this day, General. It was not a large victory. It could have been larger. Perhaps we could have pushed harder. But it was a victory nonetheless. And your people fought valiantly. This was your first campaign commanding a corps. Now you know it's not always as simple as it sometimes appears. Go and rest now for tomorrow.

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Brig. Gen. Lewis Armistead:
Well, what do you hear about Sam Hood?

Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
May lose an arm.

Brig. Gen. Lewis Armistead:
Dick Garnett ain't fit. Can't hardly walk. Thing is, if there's a fight, he can't stand to stay out of it. But if you ordered him to stay out of it... Huh. Don't suppose you could do that.

Lt. Gen. James Longstreet:
Mm-mm.

Irish Tenor:
[in the background] Kathleen Mavourneen, the gray dawn is breaking. The horn of the hunter is heard on the hill. The lark from the light... [continues song through conversation]

Lt. General James Longstreet:
Mm-hmm. That boy can sing. That's "Kathleen Mavourneen".

Brig. Gen Lewis Armistead:
[looks away, slightly husky voice] What do you hear about Hancock?

Lt. Gen James Longstreet:
[lighting pipe] Ran into him today. He's out there, 'bout a mile or so. Just a mile or so. He was... tough. Very tough today.

Brig. Gen. Lewis Armistead:
He's the best they got. God don't make 'em any better, and that's a fact. Well, I'd like to go over and see him as soon as I can. Last time I saw Win, we played that song, that very song. Back in California, we were all together for the last time. Before we broke up. Spring of '61. [pauses] Almira Hancock. You remember Almira, Hancock's wife? Beautiful woman. Most perfect woman I ever saw. They were a beautiful couple. Beautiful... Garnett was with me that night. A lot of fellows from the old outfit. People standin' around singin'. In the blue uniform. We were leavin', the next day. Some goin' North, some goin' South. Splittin' up. [looks up] A soldier's farewell. "Goodbye. Good luck. I'll see you in hell." [chuckles] You remember that? [sighs] Towards the end of the evening, we all sat around the piano. And Mira played that- that song there, that was the one she played. "May be for years, may be forever..." I'll never forget that. [laughs] You know how it was, Pete. [sits down, voice husky] Win was like a brother to me... Remember? [Longstreet nods] Towards the end of the evening... [shakes his head] things got a little rough. We all began to- Well, there were a lot of tears. [takes several shaky breaths] I went over to Hancock.. I-I took him by the shoulder. I said, "Win... so help me... if I ever raise my hand against you... may God strike me dead!" [pauses, quickly wipes his eyes] I ain't seen him since. He was at Malvern Hill, White Oak Swamp, Sharpsburg, Fredericksburg... [sighs] One of these days... I will see him, I'm afraid. Across that small, deadly space. I thought about sittin' this one out, but I can't do that. That wouldn't be right, either. [wipes his eyes again] I guess not. [nods] Thank you, Peter. I had to talk about that.

Lt. Gen James Longstreet:
Yup.

Brig. Gen Lewis Armistead:
[stands, turns slightly] Um, I'm sending Almira Hancock a small package to be opened in the event of my death. [takes package from coat, holds it towards Longstreet] You'll drop by and see her, after all this is over... Won't you, Pete? [Longstreet takes the package] Thank you.

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