[Nurse Margie is doing her checks. Lisa decides to distract her so Susanna can have time with her boyfriend. She wheels in front of Nurse Margie]
Lisa Rowe:
Hey Margie!
Nurse Margie:
Hey, Lisa!
Lisa Rowe:
Watcha doin'?
Nurse Margie:
Checks?
Lisa Rowe:
How's Joe?
Nurse Margie:
He's fine.
[she tries to move around Lisa, but Lisa moves in front of her again]
Lisa Rowe:
Yeah...
Nurse Margie:
Lisa, I have to do my checks!
Lisa Rowe:
Yeah, and what? Taking five minutes for me would be a dereliction of duty?
[Nurse Margie tries to move again, Lisa moves in front of her]
Lisa Rowe:
Huh? What if I had a punctured artery? What would you do? Would you just keep going about your rounds, ignoring my wounds?
Nurse Margie:
Lisa, stop it!
Lisa Rowe:
Stop what? You fucking piece-
[She grabs the pen from the clipboard and holds it to her neck, clicking the pen open]
Lisa Rowe:
Look at this! Go ahead!
Nurse Margie:
That's enough!
Lisa Rowe:
Take one fuckin' step and I'll jam this in my aorta! GO AHEAD!
[she holds pen closer to her neck]
Nurse Margie:
Stop it!
[Nurse Valerie comes over, a smirk on her face]
Nurse Valerie Owens:
Lisa...your aorta is in your chest.
[Lisa clicks the pen shut and gives it back to Nurse Margie]
Lisa Rowe:
Good to know! I'll make a note of that...
Nurse Valerie Owens:
Good.