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Announcer:
We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last.

Barker:
I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.

Happy:
You better relax, Bob.

Barker:
There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.

Happy:
All right. Let's go!

[he punches Barker in the face]

Happy:
You like that, old man?! You want a piece of me?!

Barker:
[shakes his head as he get up from the ground] I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole THING!

[he repeatedly punches Happy vigorously until he hits the water]

Happy:
[angrily emerges from the water] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby!

[he and Barker continue fighting, and they roll down the hill, until Happy conks Barker in the head and gets back on his feet]

Man from behind:
[cheers Happy on] Happy!

Happy:
The Price is wrong, bitch!

[Barker suddenly chokes Happy and punches him 3 times]

Barker:
I think you've had enough.

[Happy tries to get back up again]

Barker:
No?

[he kicks Happy in the face once more]

Barker:
Now you've had enough. [sets off, then turns back to Happy] Bitch.

Happy Gilmore  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mover:
You hit that guy!

Happy:
He shouldn't have been standing there.

Happy Gilmore  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jeff Kohlver:
Those letters are mine.

Hayley Stark:
Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home.

Hard Candy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jeff Kohlver:
[shakes his head weakly as he awakes from a drug induced stupor] Why, uhh, why do I get, tied up first if, if this is how we're gonna play?

Hayley Stark:
Jeff, play time is over... Now it's time to wake up.

Hard Candy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jeff Kohlver:
[while tied to a chair] Look, look. I've been lonely, okay? And that makes me stupid, but I am not a pedophile. Look, this is some horrible mistake. Just untie me now and we'll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now!

Hayley Stark:
Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid. I untie you, you might understandably be a little peeved. So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose.

Jeff Kohlver:
And when will that be?

Hayley Stark:
I'm not sure yet.

Hard Candy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jeff Kohlver:
You've been stalking me?

Hayley Stark:
Ok, ok, let's get something straight. YOU have been stalking me. I went into different chat rooms with different nicknames and you would get to know each one. And as soon as you found out they were any bit older than me you would just drop them like that. You took your time sniffing out someone my age.

Jeff Kohlver:
I didn't talk to the others because they were boring. You and I connected.

Hayley Stark:
[nodding sarcastically] Right.

Jeff Kohlver:
Oh, come on, you think I faked all that?

Hayley Stark:
You know, actually, it's kinda funny. Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. But not right away, it was like a few minutes later. Maybe enough time to look them up on the web? Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Amazon.com. Busted! Oh and by the way, I fucking hate Goldfrapp.

Hard Candy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Poe:
Well, if it ain't my good friend Boudreaux. I thought you was gonna catha a ship.

Boudreaux:
Maybe I'll stick around to run for mayor.

Natasha Binder:
We're looking for someone who worked for you. The man's name is Douglas Binder.

Mr. Poe:
I never heard of him.

Boudreaux:
I think he know you.

Natasha Binder:
Did he work for you, sir?

Mr. Poe:
Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I'm not too good with names.

Natrasha Binder:
I have a photograph.

Boudreaux:
What Mr. Poe trying to say, he is not too good with faces. Right?

Pick van Cleaf:
Hello, Randal. I didn't know you had company.

Boudreaux:
We were just leaving.

Hard Target  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Boudreaux:
It's always nice to see you.

Det. Marie Mitchell:
You seem to have a real talent, Mr. Boudreaux, for attracting violence.

Boudreaux:
Does that make me a bad person?

Hard Target  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Uncle Douvee:
We'll fix him up good. Put bandage on, it no hurt. Be strong, my boy.

Boudreaux:
Douvee, I've got some people after me.

Uncle Douvee:
I know. I can smell them.

Boudreaux:
You've still got a .30-06, the one I gave you for you birthday?

Uncle Douvee:
No. A gator ate it. But, uh, I've still got you shotgun.

Hard Target  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Emil Fouchion:
[to Van Cleaf] Get the helicopter. Find Boudreaux. We'll set up an ambush this side of Bayou La Fouche.

Pick van Cleaf:
I can take him from the air.

Emil Fouchion:
Any pinhead can take him from the air. I want to take him from the ground!

Pick van Cleaf:
I can take him from the air.

Emil Fouchion:
Be a professional, Pick.

Pick van Cleaf:
Hey, you're making a mistake here.

Emil Fouchion:
Make sure he gets there, Pick.

Hard Target  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Boudreaux and van Cleaf reload his guns, and before shooting]

Pick van Cleaf:
Boudreaux, Boudreaux, Boudreaux. I've been looking all over for you.

Boudreaux:
You've been looking in the wrong places.

Pick van Cleaf:
That's good, because I know you wouldn't want to... hurt my feelings.

Hard Target  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John:
Hey, pardon me for asking, but who's the little old man?

Paul:
Uh, what little old man?

John:
That little old man.

Paul:
Oh, that one, that's my grandfather.

George:
Your grandfather?

Paul:
Yes.

George:
That's not your grandfather.

Paul:
It is, you know.

George:
But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.

Paul:
Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well.

John:
How do you reckon that one out?

Paul:
Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and he's my other one.

John:
We know that. But what's he doing here?

Paul:
Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good.

Ringo:
How's that?

Paul:
He's nursing a broken heart.

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John:
[cheerfully] 'Ello, grandfather!

Paul's Grandfather:
Hello.

John:
He can talk, then, can he?

Paul:
Of course, he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?

Ringo:
Well if he's your grandfather, who knows? [chuckles awkwardly]

John:
And we're looking after him, are we?

Paul's Grandfather:
I'll look after meself!

Paul:
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

John:
He's got you worried, then?

Paul:
Him? He's a villain. A real mixer. And he'll cost you a fortune in Breach of Promise cases.

John:
Gerron!

Paul:
No, straight up!

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norm:
Are you listening to me, Lennon?

John:
[Playing around with a bottle of Coke] You're a swine. Ain't he George?

George:
Yeah, a swine.

Norm:
Thanks. [Sees Paul's grandfather] Hey...

Beatles:
WHO'S THAT LITTLE OLD MAN?

Norm:
Well, who is he?

Ringo:
He belongs to Paul.

Norm:
Oh, well.

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

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Man:
Don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort.

Ringo:
I bet you're sorry you won.

Man:
I shall call the guard!

Paul:
Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know. Ah, come on, you lot. Let's get a cup of coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie.

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ringo:
I don't snore!

George:
You do, repeatedly!

Ringo:
Do I snore, John?

John:
Yeah, you're a window rattler, son.

Ringo:
That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?

Paul:
With a trombone hooter like yours, it would be unnatural if you didn't.

Grandfather:
Now, Paulie... don't mock the afflicted.

Paul:
Ah, come off it, it's only a joke!

Grandfather:
Aye, it may be a joke to you, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter! And the poor little head, trembling under the weight of it!

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ringo:
Hey, any of you lot put a man in the cupboard?

John:
Nah.

George:
Don't be soft!

Ringo:
Well, somebody did.

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

George:
He's right, you know.

John:
There ya go.

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

T.V. Director:
[Approaches the Beatles] Now, look. If you think I'm unsuitable, let's have it out in the open. I can't stand these backstage politics.

John:
Aren't you turning to black-and-white the situation somewhat?

T.V. Director:
Well, quite honestly, I wasn't expecting a musical arranger to question my ability, picture-wise.

John:
[To the others] I could listen to him for hours.

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[John walks towards some stairs, a woman, Millie, notices him]

Millie:
Hello!

John:
Hello.

Millie:
Oh, no, wait! You are-

John:
I'm not.

Millie:
Yes, you are, I know you are!

John:
I'm not, no.

Millie:
You look just like him.

John:
Do I? You're the first one that's said that, ever.

Millie:
Yes, you do, look! [Shines an overhead light to a mirror on the wall for John to look at]

John:
[After looking in the mirror] Nah, my eyes are lighter. See, me nose...

Millie:
No, I think your nose is very...

John:
Is it?

Millie:
Well, I would have said so.

John:
You know him better, though.

Millie:
I do not. He's only a casual aquaintance.

John:
That's what you say.

Millie:
What have you heard.

John:
[Whispers in her ear] It's all over the place.

Millie:
Is it? Is it really?

John:
Mmmhmm. But I wouldn´t have it. I stuck up for you.

Millie:
I knew I could rely on you.

John:
Thanks.

Millie:
[Looks at John with her glasses, then nods] You don't look like him at all.

[John shyly nods, puts his hat on and walks up the stairs, briefly looking back]

John:
She looks more like him than I do.

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Man:
I suppose you realize this is private property!

George:
Sorry we hurt your field, Mister!

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon Marshall:
We'd like you to give us your opinion on some clothes for teenagers.

George:
Oh, by all means. I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality.

Simon Marshall:
Well, not your real opinion, naturally. It'll be written out, and you'll learn it. Can he read?

George:
'Course I can.

Simon Marshall:
I mean lines, ducky, can you handle lines?

George:
Well, I'll have a bash.

Simon Marshall:
Good. Give him whatever it is they drink, uh, Coke-a-rama?

George:
Ta.

Simon Marshall:
Well, at least he's polite. Show him the shirts, Adrian. [Adrian, Simon's assistant, hands George some shirts] Now, you'll like these. You'll really "dig" them. They're "fab," and all the other pimply hyperboles.

George:
[Gives the shirts to Dolly, the secretary, unimpressed] I wouldn't be seen dead in them. They're dead grotty.

Simon Marshall:
"Grotty"?

George:
Yeah, grotesque.

Simon Marshall:
[To Dolly] Make a note of that word and give it to Susan. It's rather touching, really. Here's this kid, trying to give me his utterly valueless opinion, when I know for a fact that within a month, he'll be suffering from a violent inferiority complex and loss of status, because he isn't wearing one of these nasty things! Of course they're grotty, you wretched nit. That's why they were designed! But that's what you'll want.

George:
I won't.

Simon Marshall:
You can be replaced, chickie baby.

George:
I don't care.

Simon Marshall:
And that pose is out too, Sonny Jim. The new thing is to care passionately and be right-wing. Anyway, if you don't cooperate, you won't meet Susan.

George:
And who's this Susan when she's at home?

Simon Marshall:
Only Susan Canby, our resident teenager. You'll have to love her, she's your symbol.

George:
Oh, you mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?

Simon Marshall:
I beg your pardon?

George:
Oh, yeah. The lads frequently sit 'round the television and watch her for a giggle. In fact, once, we all sat down and wrote these letters, saying how gear she was and all that rubbish.

Simon Marshall:
She's a trendsetter. It's her profession!

George:
She's a drag - a well-known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things.

Simon Marshall:
[horrified] Get him out of here...

George:
Have I said something amiss?

Simon Marshall:
Get him out! He's knocking the program's image!

George:
Sorry about the shirts!

Simon Marshall:
Get him out!

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norm:
Leave him alone, John. Or I'll tell them all the truth about you.

John:
You wouldn't.

Norm:
Oh, I would, though.

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ringo:
I demand to see my soliciter!

Constable:
Oh, what's his name?

Ringo:
Well, if you want to be technical about it...

A Hard Day's Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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