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Samson:
So, tell me about yourself.

Thurgood:
Well yaknow I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.

Samson:
What part of Jamaica?

Thurgood:
Right near the beach. BOY!

Samson:
I think you're bullshitting me.

Thurgood:
Samson Simpson! I stick by my story! I'm from Jamaica. If I wasn't Jamaican than why would I wear this hat? hm?

Half Baked  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ryan:
That'll stop a kitten if you're lucky.

Sue Alabama:
It'll stop a tiger if you know how to point it.

Hammett  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ryan:
At least you didn't hit the money.

Sue Alabama:
I didn't aim at the money.

Hammett  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sue Alabama:
Give me two hours.

Ryan:
Why?

Sue Alabama:
For old times' sake.

Ryan:
I'll give you one.

Sue Alabama:
Okay, one.

Ryan:
(Voice Over) I didn't give her an hour, of course... I didn't even giver her 15 minutes... They picked her up at the Union Station with a ticket to Chicago in her bag.

Hammett  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Punk:
You son of a bitch! I'll strangle you with your own guts!

Hammett:
People lose teeth talking like that.

Hammett  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Stu:
There's a demon in me.

Alan:
It's true, he has semen in him.

The Hangover Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[from trailer]

Chico:
Where is he? Leslie Chow stole $21,000,000 from me, and I figure the wolfpack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!

The Hangover Part III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alan:
Can't you take Stu instead?

Stu:
Fuck you, Alan!

The Hangover Part III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Stu and Chow disarming the security system]

Chow:
On 3 cut the grey wire.

Stu:
Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't have grey wire, I have red, green and yellow.

Chow:
That's wired I have light grey, medium grey and dark grey.

Stu:
You do?

Chow:
Motherfucker! My bad, I am color blind.

The Hangover Part III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Phil asks Alan to give his phone]

Phil:
Alan, what's the password?

Alan:
Hey Phil, that's it.

Phil:
What?

Alan:
My password 'Hey Phil'.

The Hangover Part III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chow:
You miss me?

Phil:
So much.

Stu:
We rove you, Chow.

The Hangover Part III  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mickey:
Why all of a sudden is the sketch dirty?

Ed Smythe:
Child molestation is a touchy subject, and the affiliates...

Mickey:
Read the papers, half the country is doing it!

Ed Smythe:
Yes, but you name names.

Mickey:
We never - We don't name names, we say "the Pope"!

Hannah and Her Sisters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gail:
Two months ago, you thought you had a malignant melanoma.

Mickey:
Naturally, I, I- Do you know I- The sudden appearance of a black spot on my back!

Gail:
It was on your shirt!

Mickey:
I- How was I to know? Everyone was pointing back here.

Hannah and Her Sisters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frederick:
I'm not interested in what your interior decorator thinks, okay?

Dusty:
I can't commit to anything without consulting her. That's what I have her for, okay?

Frederick:
This is degrading. You don't buy paintings to blend in with the sofa!

Dusty:
It's not a sofa, it's an ottoman!

Hannah and Her Sisters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mickey:
You know, I was talking to your father before, and I was telling him that it's ironic I, I - used to always have Thanksgiving with Hannah, and I never thought that I could love anybody else. And here it is years later and I'm married to you and completely in love with you. The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle, it really is, I - make a great story, I think, guy marries one sister, doesn't work out, many years later he winds up married to the other sister, it's. You know, to - how you gonna top that? Hmm.

Holly:
Mickey.

Mickey:
Mmm, what?

Holly:
I'm pregnant.

Hannah and Her Sisters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Mason Verger is recounting the day Lecter disfigured him]

Mason Verger:
The good doctor approached me with a piece of broken mirror and said, "Try this"...

[In the flashback, Lecter is holding a shard of broken glass]

Hannibal Lecter:
Try peeling off your face...

Mason Verger:
"...and feeding it to the dogs." [In the flashback, Verger cuts off parts of his face] Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Hannibal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agent Pearsall:
Of course you're right, Starling... but it doesn't change anything.

Clarice Starling:
It changes everything. It changes me.

Hannibal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mason Verger:
I might be able to get a cookie now. What do you think, Cordell?

Cordell Doemling:
I think it would kill you.

Hannibal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Verger is preparing to feed Lecter to a pack of wild boars]

Mason Verger:
I suppose now you wish that you had fed the rest of me to the dogs.

Hannibal Lecter:
No, Mason. I much prefer you the way you are.

Hannibal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Krendler comes home from shopping to find that someone is cooking in the kitchen]

Paul Krendler:
What the fuck...

Hannibal Lecter:
[walks in from behind] Good, you brought the wine.

Paul Krendler:
Oh God-- [Lecter smothers him with a dish cloth]

Hannibal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Lecter has lobotomized Krendler and is preparing to cook his brain]

Hannibal Lecter:
Paul, would you like to say grace?

Paul Krendler:
[in drugged, lobotomized stupor] God bless every one of us, even white trash like Starling.

Hannibal Lecter:
I don't think the Apostle Paul could have put it any better. He hated women too.

Hannibal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hannibal Lecter:
I came half way around the world, to watch you run, Clarice. Let me run, eh?

[Clarice struggles against Lecter, he forces her against the refrigerator, opens the door and traps her hair, breaking away the handle]

Hannibal Lecter:
Tell me, Clarice, would you ever say to me "stop, if you loved me, you'd stop"?

Clarice Starling:
Not in a thousand years.

Hannibal Lecter:
Not in a thousand years...

[Lecter lunges towards Clarice, baring his teeth; she does not flinch]

Hannibal Lecter:
That's my girl.

[Lecter kisses Starling, but she does not respond. The click of closing handcuffs is heard. Lecter stops, pulls away and lifts his wrist. The two are joined by handcuffs]

Hannibal Lecter:
Now, that's really interesting. But I'm rather pressed for time. Where's the key?

[Clarice does not react. He repeats the line, sounding less calm and more infuriated. Still she does not respond]

Hannibal Lecter:
Okay...

[He takes a meat cleaver from the worktop and lays out her hand]

Hannibal Lecter:
Above or below the wrist, Clarice?

[Clarice still refuses to respond as he raises the cleaver]

Hannibal Lecter:
This is really going to hurt...

Hannibal  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Jones:
[confronting Elliot] I hear you whispering! Thinking of stealing something?

Elliot:
No ma'am, we're not.

Mrs. Jones:
Plan on murdering me in my sleep?

Elliot:
What? Nooo.

The Happening  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jess:
Hey, Alma.

Alma:
How's it going?

Jess:
Hangin' in there.

The Happening  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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