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Foxxy:
You out your fuckin' mind? I said fuck, and they didn't even beep it! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! [gasps] What about shit? What about cunt? What about shitcunt? [gasps again] No beeps! They ain't beeping the curse words! [to Wooldoor] Go on, try it! Say something!

Wooldoor:
Okay. Uh, schwartza. Mud baby. Smoked Irishman. Ink face!

Foxxy:
Nah, dummy, they never censor racism. I'm talking about words like "shitcunt".

Wooldoor:
Ooh, I could never say that. Those are bad words.

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spanky:
Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on Foxxy's side. I liked being a reality TV star.

Wooldoor:
Yeah! We need to get our show back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig: exposing myself to children, and that union has THE worst health plan!

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Captain Hero:
Psst! That guard outfit makes you look fat.

Ryan the Rhino Guard:
It does? [runs off crying]

Another Rhino Guard:
Oh, great! Now I'll have to deal with that all night. Ryan, wait up!

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

I.S.R.A.E.L.:
I.S.R.A.E.L. must kill you all

Xandir:
Wait, can't we just work something out?

I.S.R.A.E.L.:
I.S.R.A.E.L. must be aggressive to survive. It's a common sense policy

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jew Son:
Hey, after that, Jew Dad, can we play a little catch?

Jew Producer:
Of course, Jew Son. Gosh, I love you. I don't know what I'd do if anything would happen to you. Oh, how emotionally invested I am in you staying safe and remaining alive, as would anyone watching us right now. [his cell phone rings] Oh, no.

Jew Wife:
Don't you dare answer that! It's Shabbat!

Jew Producer:
But it's work! It must be important if the boss is calling today.

Jew Wife:
I don't care if it's Moses himself. Do NOT answer that!

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clara:
What the... [walks into the king, who is not her father at all] Who the fuck are you? [everyone gasps]

King:
I am the king!

Clara:
The king? You are not the king. My father is the king, which makes me the princess.

Real Princess:
Father, I think this peasant has gone mad with the plague... [spinning around, during which time we get to see her vagina under her dress] for everyone knows I am the true princess of the land.

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added 5 years ago

Xandir:
[to a crying Clara] Oh, it's OK, Clara. So we're not who we think we are. So what, right?

Clara:
So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries.

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alex Gardner:
[talking about his current lifestyle] Sounds like you disapprove.

Dr. Paul Novotny:
You're damn right I disapprove! You've got tremendous gifts, and you've chosen to piss them all away.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jane DeVries:
Well, one of our areas of research is sexual dysfunction. If a man is experiencing impotency, we can determine whether the cause is physical or psychological by monitoring his sleep.

Alex Gardner:
Mm-hmm. How's that?

Jane DeVries:
Well, if it isn't physical, he'll experience three or four erections during the course of the night.

Alex Gardner:
Mm, I see. So, Jane, what you do here, in effect, is count boners.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

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Dr. Paul Novotny:
How did you sleep? Have any dreams?

Alex Gardner:
You mind if take a leak before I give my deposition?

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Paul Novotny:
Bill Hardy has been a good test subject for us before.

Alex Gardner:
Oh, he's a steel worker. I'll probably wind up in some bad beer commercial.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

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Alex Gardner:
A woman died, Tommy!

Tommy Ray Glatman:
Everybody dies.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

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Alex Gardner:
You had Tommy Ray kill that woman in the dream link, didn't you?

Bob Blair:
Yes.

Alex Gardner:
Why?

Bob Blair:
I wanted to see if it could be done.

Alex Gardner:
You're a real humanitarian, Blair.

Bob Blair:
I'm a realist. We live in a dangerous, hostile world. I will do whatever I have to to keep this country safe.

Alex Gardner:
Yeah, that's what scares me.

Bob Blair:
You're a very intelligent young man, Alex. You've mastered an amazing technique. Surely you can see the possibilities. During his dream link with Matusik, Tommy Ray stabbed her with a knife. A dream knife. The shock to Matusik's system caused a coronary and she died. So, the old wives tale comes true after all. When you dream that you die, you die in life at the very same instant. Now we can go into an enemy's dream, kill him, make it look as if he died in his sleep. Do you realize what that means?

Alex Gardner:
It means no one's safe from you.

Bob Blair:
The question is whether you're gonna cooperate. I never had any doubts about Tommy Ray.

Alex Gardner:
Well, why should you? He killed his own father. He's a fucking psychopath.

Bob Blair:
Alex, it's very simple. Either you work for me or you die.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob Blair:
[opens the elevator door to find Alex there] How did you get in here?

Alex Gardner:
It was easy!

[Rips his own head in two to reveal a monster inside that bites Blair's head off]

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

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Dr. Elliott:
How are things going with you and Mike?

Kate Miller:
Fine.

Dr. Elliott:
Good.

Kate Miller:
[considering for a moment] No, they're not fine. What a stupid word that is. He gave me one of his wham-bang specials today and I'm mad at him. Isn't that right? Shouldn't I be mad at him?

Dr. Elliott:
Yeah. Did you tell him?

Kate Miller:
Of course not. I moaned with pleasure at his touch - isn't that what every man wants?

Dr. Elliott:
I don't know. Is it?

Kate Miller:
Don't start that stuff with me.

Dressed to Kill  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate Miller:
Maybe there's something wrong with me.

Dr. Elliott:
There's nothing wrong with you.

Kate Miller:
Do you find me attractive?

Dr. Elliott:
Of course.

Kate Miller:
Would you want to sleep with me?

Dr. Elliott:
Yes.

Kate Miller:
Then why don't you?

Dr. Elliott:
Because I love my wife, and sleeping with you isn't worth jeopardizing my marriage. Is it worth it to you?

Kate Miller:
I don't know.

Dressed to Kill  Movie Quote

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Liz Blake:
I'm sorry, am I bothering you?

Hood #1:
Naw, you ain't bothering me.

Hood #2:
But you're bothering ME.

Hood #1:
You say she's bothering you?

Hood #2:
That's right, this bitch is bothering me.

Hood #1:
Well, what you gonna do 'bout that?

Hood #2:
I'm gonna kick her ass.

Dressed to Kill  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peter Miller:
Look, Liz, I've got to get home and get to work.

Liz Blake:
Gee, I'm gonna miss having you on my tail. You made me feel kind of safe.

Peter Miller:
Want to come home with me? I'd love the company.

Liz Blake:
Wouldn't Mike mind?

Peter Miller:
Mike's out of town on a business trip. We've got plenty of room.

Liz Blake:
Great. I could sure use the vacation.

Peter Miller:
Good, good. I'll get the check.

Dressed to Kill  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hoke and Idella are walking to Daisy's house and notice Boolie's car in the driveway]

Hoke Colburn:
Now what do you suppose he's doin' here this early in the morning?

Idella:
Dunno... can't be good, I promise you that!

Driving Miss Daisy  Movie Quote

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[Hoke walks in, Boolie and Daisy are there to confront him about a missing can of salmon]

Hoke Colburn:
Morning, Miss Daisy. I think it's gettin' ready to clear up out there! Oh, 'scuse me, Mr. Werthan!

Boolie Werthan:
Hoke, I think we're gonna have to have a little talk.

Hoke Colburn:
All right, sir. Just let me get outta my coat. [pauses, then turns to Daisy] Oh, Miss Daisy, yesterday, while you were out visitin', I went and ate a can of your salmon. Now, I know you said eat the left-over pork chops, but they was kinda stiff! So, I stopped at the Piggly Wiggly and got you another can. You want me just to go on and put it in the cupboard?

Daisy Werthan:
[embarrassed] Yes, that'll be fine... thank you, Hoke. Well, I guess I'd better get dressed now!

Driving Miss Daisy  Movie Quote

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Boolie Werthan:
How're you, Idella.

Idella:
Livin'.

Boolie Werthan:
Where's that vacuum cleaner I brought over here?

Idella:
In the closet.

Boolie Werthan:
[turning to Hoke] She won't touch it.

Idella:
I would if it didn't give me a shock every time I come near it!

Boolie Werthan:
It works for me!

Idella:
Fine... you clean and I'll go down and run your office!

Driving Miss Daisy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Idella:
I'm goin' Miss Daisy.

Daisy Werthan:
[from upstairs] Alright, Idella, see you tomorrow.

Hoke Colburn:
I'm goin' too, Miss Daisy.

Daisy Werthan:
Good.

Driving Miss Daisy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hoke and Boolie are walking thru Daisy's now vacant house discussing how Hoke and Daisy have been since Daisy had to be put in the nursing home]

Boolie Werthan:
I suppose you don't get out to see her very much.

Hoke Colburn:
No, sir, I don't... it's hard not drivin' Miss Werthan anymore. Every now and then I takes a taxi cab, but don't too many taxis go out yonder.

Booile Werthan:
I'm sure she appreciates it.

Hoke Colburn:
Yes, sir. [pauses] Some days, she better than others... but then, who ain't?

[Hoke and Boolie both laugh]

Driving Miss Daisy  Movie Quote

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[Hoke and Boolie are at the nursing home visiting Daisy. Daisy appears unwilling to speak much]

Boolie Werthan:
Hoke, I thought about you the other day on the road. I saw an Avondale Milk truck.

Hoke Colburn:
Is that right?

Boolie Werthan:
Monster of a thing, looked to have about sixteen wheels.

Hoke Colburn:
You don't say!

Boolie Werthan:
I was wondering how you'd like drivin' that thing around!

Daisy Werthan:
[to Boolie] Hoke came to see me, not you!

Hoke Colburn:
Look like one o' her good days!

Daisy Werthan:
Boolie, go charm the nurses!

Boolie Werthan:
[smiling] She wants you all to herself. [to Daisy] You're a doodle, Mama.

Driving Miss Daisy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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