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Betty: Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles] Vaughn: Well, not really, Betty. – A Dirty Shame Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Driver: Hurry up! I've got a hot date! Sylvia: What, at 7 am?! What's the matter with you? Female Driver: You'd have a date too if you wore some makeup! – A Dirty Shame Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vaughn: Good morning Big Ethel. Big Ethel: What's good about a morning with dildos in it? Shopper: Amen to that! My husband's on Viagra! Big Ethel: Oh you poor thing! Shopper: Every minute he wants it! Marge: He has no right to be that hard! Shopper: I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not going to take it anymore! – A Dirty Shame Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Big Ethel: We're having a decency rally. Resident: You'd better start in your own back yard then. I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home! Big Ethel: That's not true! My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex! – A Dirty Shame Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Officer Alvin: I'm an adult baby, Sylvia. You want to be my Mommy? Ray Ray: Adult babies are into age regression. They intensely eroticize being infants, and, sometimes they like to be burped. Officer Alvin: I'm a big boy! And I'm beyond the law. – A Dirty Shame Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Papa Bear: We're husky, we're hairy, we're homosexual, and out of the second closet! Mama Bear: And we can cuddle all night! – A Dirty Shame Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Big Ethel: Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? One nymphomaniac in the family is bad enough, but two?! Vaughn: It's a disease, Big Ethel. Big Ethel: Bein' a whore is a disease?! – A Dirty Shame Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dora: Ever take a roofie? Sylvia: NO! Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'd stay home and date-rape myself all night long! – A Dirty Shame Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: Sam, you remember how things were when we were young? Sam: Yeah, it was great. Mitch: Yeah it was. I mean, I felt good about myself back then, y’know? If somebody messed with me, no problem. I didn’t take crap from anybody. Now I’m in my thirties, I can’t hold a job, I go with women I don’t even like. And worst of all, I take crap from absolutely everybody. Ah well, things could be worse, y’know, I uh… [louder] I coulda got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore! Jimmy: [Turning round to reveal his bitten-off nose] You… bastard! – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bar patron: Looks like there’s gonna be a brawl. Playing something good? Jimmy: Hell yeah! Rolling Stones, “Street Fighting Man,” G-7! Patron: You just hit G-8. [Jukebox plays “Escape (The Piña Colada Song).”] – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: Whoa, you got a dead hooker in the trunk! Anton Phillips: What? No! [Slams the trunk.] It can’t be! Mitch: Yes it was, it was a dead hooker! Anton: It wasn’t a dead hooker! Mitch: Hell, I know a dead hooker when I see one. Anton: What’s happening? Hey, folks, come on down… [Sam opens another trunk remotely.] Mitch: Hey hey, here’s another dead hooker in this trunk! Anton: What? [Sam opens another and another. Anton frantically tries to close them.] Mitch: Oh my goodness! Anton: What’re you doing? Mitch: I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life! Creepy Harry: Lord knows I have. – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sam: ' You thinking what I’m thinking? Mitch: No no no no. I have a plan. Sam: Oh. – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: I tell you what. I’ll give you a dollar each if you go into this building here and run around yelling and sceaming. Homeless guy (Fred Wolf); Ah y’know, that’s very nice, but I think what you probably need are like some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys. Other homeless guy (Jim Downey): Yeah, we’re more the broken, spiritless, “I’ve lost the will to live” type homeless guys. Mitch: How ’bout for two dollars? [Cut to the homeless guys running amok in the building.] – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: I mean we’ve always been like brothers. Now it’s just official. I mean it’s kinda cool. Sam: Yeah, I guess it is cool. But it does change things. Mitch: How’s that? Sam: Well, like remember the second grade, when we used those rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers? Well, it was really a bunch of trouble for nothing, because we were already brothers. Mitch: Yeah that’s right. Hey, hey! Hey, remember in fifth grade, when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister’s underwear? You remember that? Hey, no no: I was sneaking a peek at my own sister’s underwear! Sam: [Laughing.] That’s right. Oh yeah, and remember in the twelfth grade, you had sex with her? [Both immediately stop laughing.] Mitch: Okay, enough reminiscing. – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kathy: I can’t believe I’m doing this. I don’t even know why I’m here. Mitch: Hey, why are you here? Oh wait, I remember: Intense physical attraction to me. – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: Hey, what’s up, fruity? Travis Cole: How did you… It doesn’t matter; you’ll be gone in a minute. Mitch: Aha! You didn’t count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you? Prostitute (Uni Park): [Growls at him.] Travis: All right, what do you want? Mitch: Ah, just relax. Let’s watch your dirty opera, huh? – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: Oh hey, by the way, Travis, do you remember, uh, do you remember when you said this? Mitch on tape: Note to self: Making love to blow-up doll not as good as advertised. Travis: No. Mitch: Oh, uh, sorry, I… Musta gone too far there. – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: Here’s the check for fifty thousand. Dr. Farthing: Oh, that’s great, Mitch. Say, what do you wanna bet I don’t go to my bookie? Mitch: No! You’re going straight to your bookie to pay him off so you can live and perform Pop’s heart transplant! – Dirty Work Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Enchanted Princess: Where am I? What is this enchanting place? [gets hit by a taxi] – Disaster Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Beautiful Assassin: You can control the bullet to go wherever you want. Paulie Bleeker: [singing] Juney, why don't you have... [Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps] – Disaster Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Amy Winehouse: You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab! – Disaster Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Calvin: Is that the best you got, pussy?! – Disaster Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Iron Man: I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow) – Disaster Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Carrie Bradshaw: That your feet? Juney: Yes. And this is my baby's foot. – Disaster Movie Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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